Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

If we ever had Miley Cyrus on The Hollywood Gossip podcast (note to Head of Programming: create a The Hollywood Gossip podcast), we'd ask her the tough questions:

But the singer appeared via satellite on The Jay Leno Show last night and was asked questions that were easier than Paris Hilton. To wit:

Posted in: Miley Cyrus

Rob Dyrdek is a professional skateboarder that has broken 21 Guinness World Records.

But instead of sticking landings last night, Dyrdek stuck it to Holly Madison instead! (We're really sorry, we don't know any skateboarding terms.)

Posted in: Holly Madison

Give us your poor, your tired, your huddled masses longing to be free...

This saying, inscribed on the Statue of Liberty, must be amended for today's celebrity gossip culture, as someone needs to go in and add "... and your talented!"

Posted in: Susan Boyle