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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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It's a language of love, so it's only natural Eva Longoria would want to learn French. There's just one problem:

Her France-raised fiancé, Tony Parker, doesn't wanna teach it to her.

Beautiful Eva

"He's terrible. He always wants to speak English," Longoria told People magazine Thursday while in London to open the annual Harrods Winter Sale. "I try to remind him but he always forgets and says it's easier and faster to speak English, but I want to understand."

So the actress decided to master French the hard way â€" in a classroom.

"I couldn't speak French before Tony. All I knew how to say was, 'My name is Eva.' I went to a Berlitz French school this summer, doing about five hours a day."

The Desperate Housewives star seems as determined to learn new words as we are for Ali Lohan to remain young and innocent.

Longoria spent Christmas in her home state of Texas and will be back in the U.S. for a quiet Dec. 31. "Nothing is planned for New Year's Eve," she said. "Tony plays that date so I'll be watching, sitting at a Spurs' game."

She continues shooting Desperate Housewives until April before taking a new film role.

"I'm picking my next summer movie as we speak. I don't know what it will be yet. I've read a lot of scripts and I am amazed at how many movies will be made next year. I'm a big fan of the romantic comedy and would love to do another one."

She will NOT, however, be getting it on with Beyonce on screen, as rumors had it. Sorry, guys.

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They remained quiet over Christmas, perhaps transfixed by the supposedly festive attire worn by Tara Reid.

But not to worry, fight fans, Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump resumed their back and forth this week. She compared him to "a pimp" and he called her "a degenerate." Good times.

Michelle Rounds and Rosie O'Donnell

The war of words exploded anew after O'Donnell posted a message on her blog on Wednesday â€" "So what happens/when u say the emperor has no clothes/the comb over goes ballistic/via phone to (larry) king" â€" referring to Trump's interview on CNN in which he called her "a terrible person."

After O'Donnell called Trump a "snake-oil salesman" on The View last week following his handling of the Tara Conner situation, he attacked her in print and on TV, even saying he was sending men to woo her companion, Kelli Carpenter away from her.

O'Donnell's blog posting describes "beauty pageants/where women were paraded around/judged valuable or not/by old white men/it is always old white men."

She continues: "Remember the seventies/a young girl in nyc/meets a pimp/he cons her into a life of illusion/she works for him."

That doesn't make a lot of sense, Rosie. Are you calling Helen Salas a prostitute?

In response, Trump told the New York Post: "Rosie got mentally beaten up by me, because she's a mental midget, a low-life. I think she's got a death wish. It's too bad a degenerate is able to get away with things like that."

We assume he then took a few moments to compose himself by looking at Katie Rees photos.

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By now, you must have seen the Katie Rees pictures.

Heard the public outcry. Witnessed the removal of this beauty's crown. Wondered what was wrong with the uptight world.

Because it may be difficult to get Donald Trump on the phone and plea Katie's case, a few fans have started an online petition. Their mission is pure and simple:

Reinstate Katie Rees to the Miss Nevada throne. If you wish to join the cause, click here and begin.

Good luck.

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Over the weekend, Ali Lohan turned 13.

Sorry, Wilmer Valerrama, she's still very far from legal.

Ali and Lindsay Lohan Pic

Seen here, Ali is blowing out a few candles in honor of the occasion. Needless to say, her sister Lindsay Lohan was probably blowing a few other things in honor of it being night time.

Aside from hitting her teenage years, Ali had something else to celebrate: the debut album, Lohan Holiday. Knowing this family, of course, such a retreat probably centers around a lot of men and alcohol.

But we hope the younger Lohan remains innocent. Stay true to yourself, girlfriend. Don't go looking at any Katie Rees pics for naughty ideas.

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For someone used to late-night partying and hot-girl kissing, Tara Conner has had to adjust to life in rehab.

The beauty queen train wreck is being foreced to abide by the same rules at the Caron Foundation rehab center in Pennsylvania as all other, non-attractive residents.

She must be in bed by 11 p.m. Up by 6:30 a.m. It barely leaves her enough time for cyber sex with Katie Blair.

Meanwhile, Conner does chores such as mopping, cleaning and making her own bed at the $24,000-per-day facility. When Katie Rees hears that, she may not want a second chance from Donald Trump any longer.

Also, men and women are segregated at Caron. Of course, this may not be a problem for Conner, seeing how she pulls a Lindsay Lohan every now and then and goes for the fairer gender. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Those at The Hollywood Gossip hope Tara recovers and is free to party again in the near future. So does this girl from a certain Katie Rees picture.

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How did you spend your Christmas vacation?

Staring online at Katie Rees pictures?

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Coming up with new insults for Rosie O'Donnell?

Or wearing see-through outfits, a Santa hat and talking on the phone to seem important? Hmmm ... maybe that was just Tara Reid.

The hostess of an upcoming, lame New Year's Eve party spent the holidays catching up with her seldomly dressed self. We assume this took place after she was denied entrance into Hyde once again.

We also assume no one outside of Carson Daly really cares.

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She's one of the less publicized celebrity babies. But that doesn't make Violet Affleck any less important.

Or any less baptized after Sunday night.

Jennifer Garner and Daughter

The adorable daughter of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner, who turned 1 on December 1, was baptized on Christmas Eve at Christ Church United Methodist in Charleston, W. Va., where her mother grew up.

Garner's parents, sister and brother-in-law are members of the church, where Violet's cousin Alex was baptized the same day, the Associated Press reports. It was the sort of loving, low-key ceremony that probably made Jayden James Federline very jealous.

Affleck, a Golden Globe nominee for Hollywoodland, said earlier this month:

"Yes, I've changed diapers ... Parenthood, the whole thing is wonderful. All the clichés that all the people bore you with are, in fact, true."

We're sure Gwen Stefani would agree when it comes to little Kingston. Her, Affleck and Garner really do seem like some of the best famous parents around.

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Christina Aguilera loves babies.

First, she sent a holiday package to Britney Spears and her two tykes: Sean Preston and Jayden James.

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Now, the singer has purchased a gift basket for the new loves in the life of Diddy: daughter D'Lila Star and Jessie James.

Aguilera contacted baby boutique Petit Tresor on Tuesday and had over $1,000 worth of girly things shipped to the music mogul's mansion, reports TMZ.com.
The basket, which included two of every item for Diddy's kiddies, consisted of frog slippers, hand-embroidered clothing sets, musical teddy bears, pink cherry shoes, chenille pillows, mobiles, and leather diaper bags.

It's the sort of gesture that might make The Sports Gal actually like Xtina.

Beside being friends, Christina and Diddy share a business relationship; Christina is featured on Diddy's latest single "Tell Me," while his girl group, Danity Kane, will open for Aguilera on her upcoming tour.

Diddy and girlfriend Kim Porter welcomed the twins on December 21.

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For Brangelina, Christmas is no time to rest. If anything, it's a time to give back more than ever before.

The gorgeous couple spent its holiday, spending Monday handing out gifts to refugee children in the Costa Rican capital San Jose.

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"We had a wonderful Christmas both with the Costa Rican people and the Colombian refugee families we met," Angelina Jolie said in a statement. Her visit was part of her work as a goodwill ambassador for the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees.

About 11,500 refugees have come to Costa Rica, most of them from Colombia, where an armed conflict between leftist guerrillas, soldiers and paramilitary forces has forced them to flee, says the UNHCR. All told, an estimated 3 million Colombians have been forced from their homes.

"The conflict in Colombia is the greatest humanitarian tragedy in the Western Hemisphere, but it receives very little international attention," the lady friend of Brad Pitt said after her arrival in San Jose.

"My Christmas message to Colombian refugees and to the millions of displaced people in Colombia is that the world has not totally forgotten them."

In San Jose, People magazine reports, Jolie and Pitt dropped in on several small businesses established by refugees thanks to UNHCR economic initiatives. They also talked with young refugees, learning about the problems they and their families have faced.

It was the sort of stuff that makes a Katie Rees sex scandal seem almost unimportant by comparison.

"It's been sad for me to hear so many negative stories that show confusion between refugees, who are the victims of the conflict, and some criminal elements," Jolie said.