Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Sienna Miller has moved on from her fling with Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty.

According to reports, the promiscuous actress has wasted little time in conquering her latest hook-up: mediocre actor Josh Hartnett.

Earlier this week, the duo was spotted at London's Shoreditch House.

“They definitely looked like a couple — and a good looking one at that," said a source. "At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cozy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening — there was definitely a buzz in the air."

Josh Hartnett isn't married, nor does he have a nanny with which he can cheat on Sienna Miller. Looks like the actress has finally found her ideal mate!

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Forget David Axelrod and John Podesta. Barack Obama needs to listen to Hollywood.

A pair of beautiful actresses have left messages for the President-Elect, offering him advice on the key issues of sex appeal and marijuana.

Not Angelina

"God help me because I hope I don’t get in trouble for saying this, but I think he's so articulate and so intelligent and so charismatic when he delivers speeches, that there is something very sexy about that... very! And he's also very slim and lean," Megan Fox said this week.

While the Transformers star was drooling over Obama, Pamela Anderson was putting together an agenda. In a recent blog entry, the busty blonde advises Obama to stop animal testing, bring the troops home safely and legalize pot.

Let's quote her stance on the last issue:

"I think we should Legalize Marijuana... this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America - it’s just silly - it would create jobs - and be good for environment..."

We're gonna assume Anderson is also is favor of quicker divorce settlements and tax exemptions for sex tape stars.

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Mere days after Paris Hilton was caught canoodling with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, the sociliate and long-time boyfriend Benji Madden have broken up.

"She is saddened by the breakup but they're just too different and they wanted different things in life," said a source close to Hilton. "He was loyal and sweet but it was time to take a break."

Other reports, however, blame Madden's behavior for the split.

"Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn't get along with any of her friends," another insider said. "Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again."

In other words: expect an abundance of Paris Hilton nude pics, crotch shots, nights on the town and nauseating reality shows over the next few months. We can't wait.


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Karissa and Kristina Shannon have a message for celebrity gossip followers: Don't forget about us!

Due to Kendra Wilkinson's recent engagement to Hank Baskett, and the subsequent announcement of Holly Madison as a member of her bridal party, these twins have likely been afraid that their 15 minutes in the Playboy spotlight were over.

Karissa Shannon Naked

But Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends won't go down without a fight (just with a shot of tequila). They've posted a few new photos of themselves, basking in the Miami sun...

In truly exciting news, we've even uncovered a photo of each sister by herself. In familiar positions, say hello to Kristina (top) and Karissa (bottom)...


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Sorry, Miley Cyrus.

Until you publicly acknowledge your relationship with Justin Gaston, you'll continue to receive questions about it during appearances. The latest came during an interview with Ellen DeGeneres.

Sadly, the grilling merely led to a feeble quote from Cyrus regarding her older boyfriend, in which she listed his occupation, physical appeal and religion:

"He's a singer, he's really cute and he's nice. He's a Christian and I really like that."

Thanks, Miley. Based on that description, you could date any of The Jonas Brothers...

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Awful pun alert: For Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson last night, it wasn't the Calum Best of times.

According to Great Britain's The Sun, the most famous pair of partying lesbians on the planet got into a fight because Lohan was dancing with her ex-boyfriend.

A source said Lindsay "had tears in her eyes as she left" London club Boujis on her own.

Lohan and Best - who once described the Firecrotch Queen as being "dynamite" in bed - dated for several weeks last year. Soon after, Lindsay entered rehab and started having sex with women.

Tough break, Calum.

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Sorry, Zac Efron.

Move over, Chace Crawford.

Suck it, Matt Damon.

In an upset, Hugh Jackman has been named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive.

The hunky actor is best known for his role as Wolverine in the X-Men franchise, though he's also widely admired for the sort of versatility that led to a starring role on Broadway in The Boy from Oz.

Do you think Hugh Jackman deserves to be named the Sexiest Man Alive?

 

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It's easy to forget that Miley Cyrus is just 15 years old. (Isn't it, Justin Gaston?)

But the Hannah Montana star can't even drive with a permit until next week and it's refreshing to see her act that way sometimes. (Though Justin Gaston likely disagrees.)

During a pair of recent public appearances, the singer finally acted her age. She posed alongside a pretend canine and she made a goofy face while wearing oversized glasses. Take a look:

Why is Miley being so silly? BECAUSE SHE'S ONLY 15 YEARS OLD! (Keep that in mind, Justin Gaston.)

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From Dancing with the Stars to dancing topless.

Former reality show winner and runner-up, respectively, Kelly Monaco and Melanie Brown will set to star in PEEPSHOW, a topless, burlesque-style performance that is scheduled ot open in March at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

Neither Brown nor Monaco will be topless. However, the showgirls surrounding them will baring their breasts for all to see.

Mel B.

Monaco's character will differ slightly from the one she portrays on General Hospital; in the show, the actress will be "Little Bo Peep," a timid and lonely girl who is guided by Brown's character, "Peep Diva."

"This is an original show," Brown said. "The Peep Diva is a diva, but it's all about empowering Kelly's part.... As a Spice Girl I would bring guys on the stage and whip them, so I think I've always been slightly naughty."

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