Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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As rumors swirl regarding problems between Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson, everyone's favorite, occasional lesbian took a break from her relationship to hang out with sister Ali.

The siblings went shopping together in Malibu this week, barely exchanging glances and not looking nearly as excited as they should have considering how many photographers were following them around.

Such apparent disdain for attention is likely to lead to a butt-whipping from mother Dina Lohan when these two get home...

Lindsay and Ali

In the following images, Lindsay Lohan looks baffled about what to buy. She hasn't had to make this difficult a decision since choosing between which gender to date.

Click to enlarge each photo:

  • Lousy Lohans
  • Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo
  • In Deep Thought
  • Lindsay Shops
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Prepare to scream your lungs out, teenage readers:

On April 10, Hannah Montana: The Movie hits theaters nationwide.

Indeed, Miley Cyrus will soon be seen on a screen the size of her ego.

In the film, as Hannah Montana’s popularity rises, the character takes a trip back to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee. Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jason Earles, Mitchel Musso and newcomer Lucas Till also star...

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It's early on season eight of American Idol.

It's very, very early.

Still, a handful of contestants stood out after the first two night of auditions; some for their bikinis (Katrina Darrell), others for their names (Lil Rounds) and others for their siblings (Michael Castro).

Among those that received a ticket to Hollywood, who has the best chance of taking home the title in May?

Click on the photos below to be reminded of some of the best; then vote in our poll...

 

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Brooke Hogan and her two most saggy friends went for a walk in Miami earlier this week.

After years of poor wardrobe decisions, Brooke has finally figured it out:

Brooke H.

Giant boobs attract attention. This isn't rocket science...

Ready to compare this Brooke Hogan fashion choice with a few of her most memorable? Click on the images below to be taken back to the days of high pants, ass chaps and more...

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Eva Longoria would be gorgeous with a bald head.

The wife of Tony Parker and star of Desperate Housewives is apparently testing that theory, though, as she recently chopped off a significant amount of her long, flowing hair.

Is the new, banged, framed look an improvement? You tell us!

  • Eva Longoria Long Hair On The Phone
  • Eva Longoria Short Hair

Which Eva Longoria hairstyle do you prefer?

 

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Lacey Chabert is all grown up.

As disturbing as it is for this Party of Five fan to admit, Claudia Salinger isn't so little anymore.

Jennifer Love H. Pic

Anyone that doubts this needs only to peer at two especially large body parts the actress isn't afraid to show off.

Looks like former co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt has taught Chabert well. Cleavage class must definitely have been in session on set...

With whom would you rather have a (naked!) party of two?

 

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Paris Hilton has serious issues.

Based on the photo below, however, a lack of talent and a penchant for promiscuity may be the least of them.

Among the problems plaguing Paris in this picture are:

  • An elderly, wrinked left hand;
  • A plastic face that makes Nicole Kidman's look malleable;
  • A dazed look of confusion and shock, as if Hilton only now has realized that former BFF Kim Kardashian is 10 times more popular than she'll ever be.

What do you consider to be Paris' most pressing issues?

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Free from the confines of the Playboy Mansion, Kendra Wilkinson is finally speaking out about life as Hugh Hefner's girlfriend/sex slave.

In a recent discussion with Us Weekly, the fiancee of Hank Baskett stops the presses by admitting she didn't love intercourse with a senior citizen. Here are excerpts from the interview:

Smiling Kendra

On sexual urges: "I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it."

On sex with Hugh Hefner: We were "intimate."

On faithful fellow Girl Next Door: "[Bridget Marquardt] told me that she's been faithful all these years, and I was like, 'How the hell can you do that?' I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being."

On interaction with Hefner
: "Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office. There were never solo dates.""

On a weekly allowance of $1,000
:"I hate putting my hand out, but we couldn't have jobs other than getting appearance fees. Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time.

On Karissa and Kristina Shannon, and Crystal Harris: "Now I'm totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that."

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Courtenay Semel recently lit Casey Johnson's hair on fire.

In Semel's defense, her ex-girlfriend did have the nerve to show up at her house.

According to Page Six, Johnson got into a fight with her current partner earlier this week. Seeking comfort and/or cunnilingus, she headed over to Courtenay's. Big mistake.

"Casey went to Courtenay's house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized," a source told The New York Post.

Semel didn't deny the disagreement, though she referred to the whole hair-lighting accusation as "a major exaggeration."

Not worry, though: all is well in the land of attention-hungry lesbians.

"Courtenay and Casey are still close and are heading up to Sundance for the weekend," another source said, while Semel's rep added that his client's on-again, off-again relationship with Tila Tequila has ended.

Sounds like Courtenay and Casey may be in for a scorching hot time in Utah this weekend. Get it?!?

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