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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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On The X-Files, the character played by David Duchovny would often say, "The truth is out there."

The actor may still believe that, but he doesn't think Great Britain's The Daily Mail is attempting to seek it.

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

Duchovny has filed a lawsuit against the tabloid for its allegedly defaming accusation that he carried on an extramarital affair with Edit Pakay. The suit reads:

The story falsely alleges that Duchovny sought out Ms. Pakay to be his tennis instructor and that the 'professional relationship'...quickly turned into a love match. By its intentional and reckless conduct, Daily Mail has caused substantial harm to Duchovny, in complete disregard of the truth and of even a semblance of journalistic integrity.

David Duchovny did not have sex with this woman!

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Hugh Hefner has trouble recognizing women with their clothes on.

During a recent public appearance with new girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the Playboy founder looks utterly perplexed. And really short.

As Hef stares at Karissa (or Kristina), and Kristina (or Karissa) stands idly by, it's easy to forget that this guy is older than John McCain. Let's cut him some slack and remember:

Hefner typically only sees the backside of women in bed. He probably had no idea Karissa and Kristina were even twins.

Whoa, Twins!

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Both Cheryl Burke and Lacey Schwimmer are still alive on this season of Dancing with the Stars.

Still, former co-star and professional dancer Louis van Amstel says the two women are too fat for the competition. Seriously!

"If you want to gain weight, it's your prerogative," van Amstel says in the newest issue of TV Guide. "[People] look at this show to be inspired and think, 'If I just work hard enough, I can look like that...' If they watch someone who's dancing her butt off and she's still heavy, they can be discouraged. You have to take responsibility."

Wow. How do you really feel, Louis?

Maksim Chmerkovskiy is equally critical of Burke and Schwimmer.

"When I first saw these women this season, I said, 'Guys, you know the camera adds 10 pounds,'" he said. "'You have to do something about this."

Lacey Schwimmer Pic

Do you think Cheryl Burke and Lacey Schwimmer are overweight?

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A pair of Hollywood hotties crossed path at last night's Hot Hollywood Bash, sponsored by celebrity gossip magazine Us Weekly.

The world is already familiar with Zac Efron (and his hair... and those eyes... sorry, where were we?), but we'd like to see how readers compare the High School Musical stud with Ugly Betty star Michael Urie.

Who is hotter in Hollywood?

Hottest in Hollywood

 

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It will be twice the cute fun for Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen.

"Brooke and Charlie are expecting twins, and they are so excited," Moira Fiore, Brooke's mother, told People Magazine. “Obviously, I am floating on air.”

Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenly

Fiore added that the couple "think the twins are boys," but aren't sure. It's unclear where that notion even came from.

"Brooke has had all day morning sickness but is coming to the end of the first trimester so she hopefully will feel better soon," said Fiore of her 31-year-old daughter. "It has been rough for her."

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Sex is one thing.

But one's MySpace page is really personal!

In His Bathrobe

In the surest sign yet that twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon have moved into Hugh Hefner's mansion and life, the Playboy founder's MySpace page has undergone a significant change. Check out his profile pic:

It's official: Hugh Hefner is being managed and f@*ked by Kristina and Karissa Shannon.

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Lindsey Evans has been stripped of her Miss Teen Louisiana title following an arrest for theft and drug possession.

Don't be too hard on the former beauty queen, though.

Granted, the restaurant bill she and friends skipped out on was for a meager $46. And, sure, storing marijuana in one's purse isn't the smartest idea in the world. But as Evans put it, following the incident:

"I am only human."

Let us be the first to say it: Free Lindsey Evans!

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For all their lack of talent, Kim Kardashian and Kristin Cavallari are to be saluted in at least one way:

Each reality star seems to be aware of her limits. Kim has never pretended as though she can sing or act, while Cavallari has scarcely appeared anywhere after Laguna Beach ended.

Reggie and Kim

These beauties have something else in common, as well: fashion taste.

Kardashian said "yellow!" in this Black Halo dress in Monaco over the summer, while Cavallari showed up in it for the last week's Max Payne premiere.

Who looks better in this outfit?

 

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Amanda Carraway is the wife of Arizona Cardinals linebacker Monty Beisel.

Actually, we should say: Arizona Cardinals linebacker Monty Beisel is the husband of Amanda Carraway.

After all, Beisel's four tackles this season - only two of which are solo - aren't nearly as impressive as his wife's naked spread in the current issue of Playboy.

Follow this article's jump now to see what we mean...

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