Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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WTF, Miley Cyrus?!?

Seriously, what the fasihon were you thinking with the following outfit?

Mya Fashion Choice

America's teen queen was spotted - in public! - sporting a pair of torn tights, adorned by ruffled purple boots. It's almost hard to determine which accessory is worse. (Editor's note: the tights are.)

Miley Cyrus' tights are...

 

Wanna vote on other supposedly hip outfits? Browse through our celebrity fashion album now!

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Soon, they will no longer be The Girls Next Door.

But before Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison officially exit the embrace of Hugh Hefner, they'll pose naked in the upcoming issue of Playboy.

Kendra Wilkinson Book Signing

With that in mind, it's not too late to chime in: Who is your favorite of Hef's ex-girlfriends?

 

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As rumors swirl regarding problems between Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson, everyone's favorite, occasional lesbian took a break from her relationship to hang out with sister Ali.

The siblings went shopping together in Malibu this week, barely exchanging glances and not looking nearly as excited as they should have considering how many photographers were following them around.

Such apparent disdain for attention is likely to lead to a butt-whipping from mother Dina Lohan when these two get home...

Lindsay and Ali

In the following images, Lindsay Lohan looks baffled about what to buy. She hasn't had to make this difficult a decision since choosing between which gender to date.

Click to enlarge each photo:

  • Lousy Lohans
  • Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo
  • In Deep Thought
  • Lindsay Shops
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Prepare to scream your lungs out, teenage readers:

On April 10, Hannah Montana: The Movie hits theaters nationwide.

Indeed, Miley Cyrus will soon be seen on a screen the size of her ego.

In the film, as Hannah Montana’s popularity rises, the character takes a trip back to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee. Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jason Earles, Mitchel Musso and newcomer Lucas Till also star...

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It's early on season eight of American Idol.

It's very, very early.

Still, a handful of contestants stood out after the first two night of auditions; some for their bikinis (Katrina Darrell), others for their names (Lil Rounds) and others for their siblings (Michael Castro).

Among those that received a ticket to Hollywood, who has the best chance of taking home the title in May?

Click on the photos below to be reminded of some of the best; then vote in our poll...

 

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Brooke Hogan and her two most saggy friends went for a walk in Miami earlier this week.

After years of poor wardrobe decisions, Brooke has finally figured it out:

Brooke H.

Giant boobs attract attention. This isn't rocket science...

Ready to compare this Brooke Hogan fashion choice with a few of her most memorable? Click on the images below to be taken back to the days of high pants, ass chaps and more...

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Eva Longoria would be gorgeous with a bald head.

The wife of Tony Parker and star of Desperate Housewives is apparently testing that theory, though, as she recently chopped off a significant amount of her long, flowing hair.

Is the new, banged, framed look an improvement? You tell us!

  • Eva Longoria Long Hair On The Phone
  • Eva Longoria Short Hair

Which Eva Longoria hairstyle do you prefer?

 

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Lacey Chabert is all grown up.

As disturbing as it is for this Party of Five fan to admit, Claudia Salinger isn't so little anymore.

Jennifer Love H. Pic

Anyone that doubts this needs only to peer at two especially large body parts the actress isn't afraid to show off.

Looks like former co-star Jennifer Love Hewitt has taught Chabert well. Cleavage class must definitely have been in session on set...

With whom would you rather have a (naked!) party of two?

 

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Paris Hilton has serious issues.

Based on the photo below, however, a lack of talent and a penchant for promiscuity may be the least of them.

Among the problems plaguing Paris in this picture are:

  • An elderly, wrinked left hand;
  • A plastic face that makes Nicole Kidman's look malleable;
  • A dazed look of confusion and shock, as if Hilton only now has realized that former BFF Kim Kardashian is 10 times more popular than she'll ever be.

What do you consider to be Paris' most pressing issues?

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