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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Howard K. Stern will have his day in court. Just not yet.

A judge has delayed the arraignment of Anna Nicole Smith's former lover on felony charges that he conspired with a pair of doctors to provide the model with hundreds of prescription drugs that led to her 2007 overdose.

Along with evil Dr. Khristine Eroshevich, Stern will enter his official plea on May 13.

At a news conference outside the courthouse, however, Stern's lawyer entered an unofficial plea:

"Howard is innocent," attorney Steve Sadow sad. "Let me repeat, he is innocent."

Howard, Howard, why are you such an awful person?

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Anna Faris attended the world premiere of Observe and Report this week.

The actress, who has no qualms about looking hot, donned an unusual, revealing dress on the red carpet.

Check it out and chime in with your thoughts below...

Anna Faris Fashion

Do you like Anna Faris' outfit?

 

There are more opportunities to observe and report on Faris below. Click on each photo from the movie premiere to enlarge it...

  • Anna Faris Image
  • Observe and Report Premiere
  • Nice Cleavage
  • Observe and Report Red Carpet
  • Seth Rogen, Observe and Report Premiere

[Photos: Splash News]

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Lindsay, please come back to semen. Samantha's a two, you're practically a 10...

And so begins Eminem's latest single, "We Made You," a song dedicated to the absolute skewering of a slew of celebrities.

Aside from being released a few days too late to make the above-referenced line appropriate, the single is spot-on.

No star is safe from Eminem's slights, as he...

  • Raps in the guise of Tony Romo, lining up under center, as Jessica Simpson hikes him a cheeseburger;
  • Hints at nailing Sarah Palin, while standing over a clone of Alaskan Governor straddling a desk;
  • Sits across from a fake Kim Kardashian, who eventually is fed into wood chipper... which converts her into dollar bills.

It's a classic video. Check it out below:

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And then there were eight.

Following the unsurprising ousting of Megan Joy from American Idol last week, the competition heads into tonight's performance show with a lot on the line.

How do our Power Rankinks reflect the status of various contestants? Let's find out...

5. Lil Rounds: This is your last chance, Lil! Drop the outdated looks, abandon the ballads and let loose! We all know you have the vocal chops, but your performances have grown more stale with each passing week.

4. Matt Giraud: Simon Cowell gave his best advice of the season to Giraud last week: you're talented, stop trying to emulate other artists. We didn't appreciate this crooner's attempt to replicate a hit from The Fray a week ago. We hope to see something more original tonight.

3. Kris Allen: Holding steady. Last week's wonderfully arranged "Ain't No Sunshine" was his best routine of the season. Continues to prove that he's more than a pretty face.

2. Danny Gokey: We go back and forth on Gokey each week. Following his most recent performance of "What Hurts the Most," though, we're back to being Gokeheads!

1. Adam Lambert: It's official. He's our favorite American Idol contestant of all-time.

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Which of these finalists is your favorite? Click on each photo to enlarge it.

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Denise Richards is either...

... the world's most understanding celebrity;

OR:

... Hollywood's most attention-starved, exploitive mother.

While most famous parents bristle at celebrity gossip photographers that dare to encroach on time with their children - even a notoriously quiet, beloved star such as Julia Roberts has been known to get into it with paparazzi that follow around her family - Richards appears to embrace the attention.

Imagine that.

Earlier this week, the terrible actress and booted Dancing with the Stars contestant was spotted at the playground with daughter Lola. She spent more time smiling for the camera than keeping an eye on her child:

Misplaced Priorities

Pssst, Denise Richards: your daughter just took a swan dive off the slide. You might wanna look away from the camera for a second.

No way Richards invited photographers along for this play date, right? No chance she told them where she was going in exchange for a few bucks and a few minutes in the spotlight, right?

Click on the following images for larger shots of the actress exploiting her adorable daughter...

  • Hi, Cameras!
  • Fake Play Date
  • Smiling for Attention
  • Contrasting Reactions
  • Doting Mother

[Photos: Splash News]

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One point.

Just one measly point.

That's all that separated Cheryl Burke and Gilles Marini from their second consecutive perfect score on last night's Dancing with the Stars.

Despite being told by Carrie Ann Inaba that their Paso Doble "almost brought tears" to her eyes, and despite Bruno Tonioli's raves that it "was more than a dance, [it] was a battle for supremacy," the couple was denied another 30 because Len Goodman referred to the routine as "hectic."

No matter. Burke and Marini still sit atop this week's leaderboard. Here's a look at last night's scores:

  • Gilles Marini and Cheryl Burke: 29
  • Lil' Kim and Derek Hough: 26
  • Shawn Johnson and Mark Ballas: 26
  • Melissa Rycroft and Tony Dovolani: 25
  • Chuck Wicks and Julianne Hough: 23
  • David Alan Grier and Kym Johnson: 22
  • Ty Murray and Chelsie Hightower: 21
  • Lawrence Taylor and Edyta Sliwinska: 20
  • Steve-O and Lacey Schwimmer: 18
  • Steve-O, Lacey Schwimmer on Stage
  • DWTS Partners

Steve-O and Lacey Schwimmer have had fun this season, while Derek Hough and Lil Kim are all business. Read more about each couple's most recent performance via this Dancing with the Stars recap.

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The latest on the break up between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan is far from pretty.

According to Us Weekly, the British DJ's mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could file for a retraining order three days after Lohan was barred from a Ronson family event.

"They were directed to the court to get a restraining order," Beverly Hills Sgt. Nutall said.

Was the request focused on Lohan? That's unclear... but quite likely.

Samantha Smokes

On Friday night, at an event honoring Charlotte Ronson, security were told not to open the doors for Lindsay. Following the snub, Lohan Twittered insults directed at the Ronsons; she then attempted to barge into Samantha's brother's hotel room.

Following that ugly incident, the locks on Samantha’s house were changed yesterday.

Meanwhile, Lohan has not owned up to her actions - but she has admitted to the break up. She told E! News:

"We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself."

Is Lindsay implying that she does not focus on herself every second of every day? That's funny.

Click on the images below to relive this up-and-down relationship:

  • Peeved Lindsay
  • Whoa! Boobs!
  • Lohan and Ronson Nightcap

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Kendra Wilkinson has hinted that her days of posing naked are over.

Or are they?!?

Expecting Couple

The former Playboy model told E! News over the weekend that she might don her birthday suit again, under one condition: fiance Hank Baskett joins her!

"The discussion has come up, and the only way I would do another Playboy shoot is if Hank shot the photo shoot," Wilkinson said.

Kendra Wilkinson will get naked for fans again... as long as Hank Baskett is by her side.

Speaking of naked people, Wilkinson also took a few moments to hype her upcoming reality show, Kendra.

She said that close friend and Playmate Brittany Binger will be a major player on the series. Also, look for Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt to make cameos.

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Whether or not Jennifer Love Hewitt looked better than Julianne Hough at last night's Academy of Country Music Awards is a matter of opinion.

But, as was confirmed at the ceremony last night, the actress' relationship with Jamie Kennedy is a matter of fact.

The pair stepped out as a couple for the first time at the event, as Kennedy admitted he had assistance from his girlfriend when it came to his choice of a white suit.

"She teaches me a lot," the actor said. "She's teaching me to be a sharp dresser."

Hewitt, who presented at the awards show, added that the pair is as content as ever.

"Life is good," she said, clearly ignoring all the men she's made miserable by dating a loser such as Kennedy.

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With Hannah Montana: The Movie opening this week, star Miley Cyrus is everywhere these days.

Her latest stop on the publcity tour? The cover of Teen Vogue.

Teen Vogue Cover Girl

Inside the magazine, the actress poses on a horse, delves into her beliefs on love and bashes Robert Pattinson. Here are excerpts from her interview:

On making the first move: "It doesn't bother me. I want to know who made up the rules, because the rules are lame."

On first meeting Justin Gaston: "I walked right by him. Love doesn't come from attraction, but from somewhere deeper. [Justin] is my best friend."

On Scarlett Johansson: "[She's] honestly, the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I went to He's Just Not That into You with Justin, and I was covering his eyes."

On collaborating with Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, or Taylor Swift: "I like to keep my friendship separate. Otherwise, competition starts."

On Robert Pattinson: "I'm not a huge Rob Pattinson fan. Girls aren't really in love with Rob; they're in love with [his Twilight character] Edward."

  • Miley the Hippie
  • Miley C.
  • Teen Vogue Pic
  • Horse Play

Click on the pics above to enlarge more shots of Miley Cyrus in Teen Vogue.

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