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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Heather Mills is not going down without being paid a substantial amount of money for it a fight.

The former call girl/activist ex-wife of Paul McCartney is speaking out against the World Wide Web of lies she says has been spun against her by celebrity gossip sites. No way she could be talking about us, right?

Heather Mills' Bad Hair

Heather Mills - who may be reading this right now! - says she is surfing the Web in order to clear up stories about her. If so, we have three words for Mills: Bring. It. On.

"I stopped reading stories about myself a number of years ago. I just thought 'this is just a waste of time', but recently I've been going through the Internet, clearing up [rumors]," Mills said in a new interview.

That's how you ought to spend your time, Heather! Forget teaching your daughter how not to dig gold.

"I've got five apologies so far from [the] British media and I've got many thousands to go. I plan to clear the Internet so my daughter doesn't read all the lies when she's 12," Mills added.

Sorry, but you're not getting any apologies from us, Heather. We call it like we see it.

And, thanks to your hilarious, self-serving exploits, we see a one-legged nude photo that never fails to make us laugh.

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The Octofamily can finally have dinner as a whole tonight.

Nearly three months after Nadya Suleman gave birth to eight children, Jonah - the final octuplet remaining at the hospital - headed home last night. He currently weighs 4 lbs., 10 oz.; up from 1 lb., 8 oz. at birth.

Octomom and Daughter

That's even less than Shenae Grimes.

The boy - who had been hospitalized in order to gain weight - joined his newborn siblings (deep breath, folks), Noah, Jeremiah, Josiah, Isaiah, Maliyah, Makai and Nariyah, and Suleman's six older children Monday evening.

We can only imagine how long the line for the bathroom was this morning!

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There are only two words we can think of to describe the photos of Zac Efron in the latest issue of GQ:

Hubba. Hubba.

Inside the magazine, the actor is asked about life in Hollywood, and he provides an interesting, confusing answer:

“It’s crazy, all the stuff that happens down there. It’s the American dream. I mean, it’s beautiful. But it’s so f—ed up. Up here, everything’s green. And down there, it’s crazy.”

We're not sure what that means, but we assume most female readers aren't too interested in Efron's words. They just wanna see his face.

With that in mind, click on each picture below for a larger photo...

  • In GQ
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Phil Spector has been convicted of murder.

The famous record producer/eccentric recluse was found guilty of second-degree murder by Los Angeles jurors today. He was on trial for the 2003 shooting death of actress Lana Clarkson.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Spector, who is a member of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, faces life in prison when sentenced on May 29.

Look, Chris Brown! Someone worse than you!

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A cutie like Ashley Tisdale doesn't remain single for long.

Days after her break-up with Jared Murillo was made public, sources have confirmed to Perez Hilton that the actress is dating director Scott Speer.

"Ashley is dating [music video director] Scott Speer," an insider said.


You better treat Ashley Tisdale well, Scott Speer. We're keeping our eyes on you.

Speer directed a three-part series for the singer. Included in it were videos for the single "He Said She Said", "Not Like That" and "Suddenly."

Witnesses say the new couple partied at Hollywood club H-Wood this over the weekend. They didn't leave until the Lindsay Lohan-like hour of 3 a.m.

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Earlier today, in our zeal deliver the most up-to-date entertainment news to our readers, we reported that Chris Brown was spotted at a tattoo parlor with ex-girlfriend Erica Jackson.

Turns out, we were only partially correct.

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Singer Natalie Mejia has now confirmed that she was actually the woman on Brown's arm Saturday afternoon, telling radaronline.com:

"It's true we did visit a tattoo parlor together, but I can't say if we got anything done because that is personal."

So, is Mejia dating the girlfriend-beating Brown?

"Things are going well between us," she said. "[He] has treated me like a gentleman at all times actually and there are no complaints."

Mejia is a member of the unsuccessful all-female group Girlicious. If she continues to date Brown, her love life will go as well as her singing career.

Click on the photos above to enlarge pics of Chris Brown's new punching bag girlfriend, Natalie Mejia.

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The latest Lindsay Lohan makeover was not complete when the broken-hearted star dyed her hair a dark shade of red.

As previously reported, the average actress got a new tattoo last week. According to a source that has seen the ink, Lohan went with a Marilyn Monroe quote, written in cursive on her inner-wrist.

It reads: "Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle."

Reportedly, the wording is surrounded by yellow, blue and green stars.

Lindsay Lohan Naked Photo

Dedicated Lohan followers will remember she recreated Monroe's famous nude shoot for New York Magazine last year, pictured above. Lindsay told the publication at the time that Monroe's short life could serve as a "prime example of what this industry can do to someone."

Does that mean Lohan is headed down a similarly destructive path? Not according to one friend, who said:

"She's being painted as this victim, but she's not. She's a strong girl."

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Britney Spears is currently hair-extension deep into her Circus Tour.

The singer has performed in Australia, Dallas and Vancouver, among other locales. In between, she's possibly had sex with Chase Benz and Kevin Federline.

It's a lot for a manic depressive to keep track of. Therefore, Britney can be forgiven for forgetting where the heck she is at times, such as last night in San Jose.

Following her opening set, Spears greeted fans in attendance with: What’s up Sacramento?!? Fortunately, they were too excited to notice...

The truth is, this sort of thing happens often to artists on tour or politicians on the campaign trail. Barack Obama referenced the wrong city during a speech a few months ago.

But he didn't tell those around him to "Rock out with your cocks out... motherf%*kers!"

Nor did he complain backstage, into a live mic, that his "pu%$y was hanging out!" during a dance routine.

Ding dang, Brit, those microphone thingies can be complicated pieces of technology, can't they?

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As previously announced - amidst a series of screams and tears from fans - the fifth season of The Hills will be the final one for Lauren Conrad.

The reality TV star is moving on... and we've got an exclusive look at where she's going first!

Lauren Conrad in Hawaii

On the May 3 episode of Family Guy, an animated LC gets caught up in a love triangle with Brian.

Our thanks to People, which first unveiled the following shot of Lauren, Brian and Stewie, posed in an hysterical take on an iconic image of Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port.

From Audrina and Whitney to Brian and Stewie: a step up or a step down for Lauren Conrad?

So, what is Conrad's role on the cartoon sitcom?

"She dates Brian for an episode," said series creator Seth MacFarlane, adding that Brian dates the beauty to disguise his true feelings for another woman.

LC getting involved in a complicated relationship? Wonder if she'll be able to draw on any totally scripted real-life experiences for this gig.

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Life is good for Jason Priestley.

He returned to the zip code that made him famous and directed last week's 90210 episode. Now, he and wife Naomi Lowde are expecting their second child.

Britney, Sean

The couple welcomed daughter Ava Veronica on July 2, 2007.

"I love being a father. It's totally ineffable," he told ABC News soon after Ava's birth. "I love changing diapers. I love the whole thing - I'm all in."

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