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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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In the trailer for Jennifer's Body, Megan Fox is topless and holding a lighter against her tongue.

Both hot images, no doubt.

Hottie of a Host

Each pales in comparison with the poster below, though. On it, the actress fulfills the fantasies of pretty much every man on the planet: she poses like a naughty school girl.

Considering the movie focuses on Fox's character as a possessed killer of high school boys, we should probably emphasis the naughty.

But, be honest, you'd let a demonic Megan Fox into your bedroom if she was dressed like this, wouldn't you?

Jennifer's Body opens on September 18. We'll see you there.

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The current season of Weeds has been a major disappointment for one reason:

A lack of Mary-Louise Parker sex scenes.

Sure, the actress was railed from behind by her drug lord of a baby daddy, but forced intercourse isn't very arousing.

Fortunately, the good folks at Esquire feel our pain and have published the sexiest photos of Parker in recorded history. If this is what cooking is all about, why have men stayed out of the kitchen for so long?!?

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Mary-Louise Parker in Esquire

In the past, Mary-Louis Parker has said that nude photos weren't a big deal. We beg to differ.

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Robert Pattinson may have dumped Kristen Stewart for Emile de Ravin, but this controversy hasn't made the British actor any less popular.

New reports from the set of Remember Me place into context just what the star deals with everyday in New York City, a place described by a source as "crazytown," due to Pattinson's presence.

“There are all these girls with a lot of hormones and a lot of time on their hands," an insider told OK! magazine, adding that many leave phone numbers on Robert's trailer, such as one that read: “I think we’re meant to be together. Call me.”

Yikes!

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Pattinson tries to deal with these enthusiastic fans as well as he can.

“Rob’s a nice guy — he doesn’t want to disappoint people,” said a security detailer on the set of Remember Me. “He stops to say hello when he can, but he just can’t do it a lot. People bring him gifts, but we can’t take them; we don’t know where they’ve come from.”

Ah. So that's why Pattinson never replied to our muffin basket!

In an attempt to shield their leading man from the cameras, crew members have actually constructed a seven-foot high box, where the actor often retreats between takes. But once the day's filming is complete, there's nowhere to hide.

“I worked on Gossip Girl with guys like Penn Badgely,” said the on-set source. “We’d go out after work and play beer pong. Nobody would bother them. There’s no way Rob can do that. He’d be mobbed.”

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Labeling it as the "most touching memorial I have ever been to," Kim Kardashian and her family attended the Michael Jackson public funeral in Los Angeles this week.

On her official blog, Kim gave props to Mariah Carey, Usher and Jennifer Hudson for their touching performances, while adding that one could "literally feel the love" at the Staples Center for the sad event.

We find it a little strange that Kim published these photos on her blog, and even stranger that Khloe appears to be mugging for the camera above. But we'll give the family a pass, considering the emotional occasion.

Like so many others in attendance, Kardashian was overwhelmed by Paris Jackson's speech to her father at the memorial service.

She said everyone at the ceremony "started crying when Michael's daughter spoke on stage. She really wanted to say some words about her father and I think it was very courageous and brave for an 11 year old to speak in front of so many people."

Amen, Kim.

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A handful of readers may have already been excited about Bandslam, the music-driven comedy starring Vanessa Hudgens, Aly Michalka and Gaelen Connell that opens on August 14.

But many more should now circle that date on their calendar, as a new preview for the film promises an "exclusive look" at New Moon prior to the featured movie.

Various sources confirm that a new trailer for New Moon will debut in theaters, along with Bandslam, over that mid-August weekend.

In other words: get your fill of Hudgens, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart for the price of one ticket! We understand if you now leave our site to pre-order a few tickets.

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Note to Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan:

This is how you handle a wardrobe malfunction!

At Tuesday's London premiere of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood, star Emma Watson accidentally gave red carpet fans a flash of her underwear while adjusting her floor-length gown in a driving rain storm.

It's okay to peek, fellas. The actress is over 18...

Following the incident, Watson appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman and calmly, maturely addressed the mistaken peep show.

"This was a small wardrobe malfunction that happens," she said. "I actually don't remember it happening. At least I'm wearing underwear!"

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Is Rumer Willis' guest-starring stint on 90210 a desperate attempt to garner ratings for this CW drama?

Perhaps.

But it's also a chance for some hot girl-on-girl action, according to star AnnaLynne McCord!

Because Willis is coming aboard 90210 as a lesbian character named Gia, the actress that portrays wild gal Naomi Clark has a storyline she (and every warm-blooded American male) would like to see go down:

"Naomi gets drunk, and she gets a little crazy," McCord told E! News. "Liam's watching. Naomi wants to experiment. And then a little lip-on-lip action with Rumer Willis can't hurt anybody, right? How fabulous would that be. They totally need to make it happen!"

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It might not have worked on The OC, or any other show, but AnnaLynne McCord thinks some lesbian experimentation is perfect for 90210.

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We know what most men are thinking:

Can we just see photos of Megan Fox nude?!?

Clearly, it doesn't get any hotter than this actress without her clothes on. But that's a look only Brian Austin Green is fortunate to see up close.

Therefore, we're left with the various fashion choices that Fox throws our way. For example, while promoting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in Germany, the star slicked back her hair into a ponytail.

A few days later, at an Armani Privé show in Paris, she famed fer face with a series of flowing, soft curls.

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Which look do you prefer?

 

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People often remember where they were on milestone occasions. There was Neil Armstrong's moon landing. JFK's assassination. Michael Jackson's death.

Now, there's the release of the following Robert Pattinson pictures. Us Weekly bills them as:

The sexiest Robert Pattinson photos ever.

Is that a proper assessment? You tell us.

For now, a bit of background on the pics: they were taken in NYC by photographer Theo Wenner, and were inspired by River Phoenix and James Dean.

According to a source on set, Pattinson was the model of hotness and cooperation: "They threw a bucket of water on him! He was willing to do anything. Didn't complain at all."

Similarly, we have a feeling millions of women around the world would be willing to do anything with the actor; and, no, they wouldn't complain about it at all, either.

So, are these truly the sexiest Robert Pattinson images ever caught on camera?

 

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As Kristen Stewart cries over the news that she was apparently dumped by Robert Pattinson this week, at least the actress can take solace in the following fact:

There won't be a tiny replica of the actor crawling around her apartment in approximately nine months.

For days, the Internet has been buzzing over the report that Stewart was pregnant with her co-star's baby. Likely ridiculous and untrue? Yes. But would anything really shock you in this day and age?

Finally, though, a source has come out and debunked the story. Someone described as "an astonishingly in-the-know Stewart confidant" told E! News today:

"It is a nonsense, made-up story from an Australian tabloid with no merit. "Of course the studio heard about it, but it's not worth their time. They knew there was no chance Kristen would be having Rob's kid. It didn't faze them."

Hmmm, no chance?!? Does that mean Stewart and Pattinson were never dating? Let the rumors fly again!

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Seen here at the premiere of Twilight, life was a lot simpler for Kristen Stewart in November 2008. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

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