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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Lisa Rinna has no shame.

Her plastic body will soon appear nude in the pages of Playboy.

Somehow, though, the actress has managed to come up with an even more nauseating, disgraceful image.

Rinna was spotted on the streets of Los Angeles this week, going to extreme lengths to let everyone know how much she wants to reprise the role of Taylor McBride on the new Melrose Place. Check it out:

Look orgasmic if you've had more plastic surgery than Joan Rivers!

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Poor Lindsay Lohan.

During the same two-week span that saw Tyson Beckford crush her modeling dreams, and Lohan complain that the public is to blame for her failing career, the mediocre actress has received more bad news.

Her latest movie, Labor Pains, is headed straight to cable.

The unfunny comedy will premiere on ABC Family in July 2009.

In the movie, Lohan portrays a woman that fakes a pregnancy in order to save her job. She must then keep the lie going for nine months.

Not really sure if this fits Lohan's description of desired roles. Earlier this week, she said "I want to help people by playing characters that can send a positive message out to whomever may need it."

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We have three words for Kim Kardashian:

You. Go. Girl.

Days after pics of her Complex photo spread were leaked, the reality TV star is the latest celebrity to come under fire for supposedly packing on a few pounds.

A few websites have uncovered photographic evidence that points to the airbrushing of a few images in the magazine.

Kim's paraphrased response, courtesy of her official blog? Bite me! She writes:

So what: I have a little cellulite. What curvy girl doesn't!? How many people do you think are photoshopped? It happens all the time!

I'm proud of my body and my curves and this picture coming out is probably helpful for everyone to see that just because I am on the cover of a magazine doesn't mean I'm perfect.

Aren't Kim's curves exactly what make her so attractive in the first place? Anyone that has a problem with them needs to answer this simple question:

Would you hit that? If so, shut up. If not, you're lying.

Click on the pics above for enlarged images of Kim Kardashian, behind the scenes of her latest photo shoot for Complex.

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We know Shawn Johnson is cute, but this is going too far.

A man, later identified as Robert O'Ryan, was arrested Tuesday morning for attempting to break onto the Dancing With the Stars set. His reason?

He and the Olympic Gold Medalist are "meant to be."

According to court documents released by the LAPD last night, O'Ryan was spotted scaling the fence outside CBS Studios prior to this week's taping of the reality competition. Responding to a trespassing call, security forces nabbed the intruder in the hallway. Scary stuff.

O'Ryan reportedly had two loaded guns in his vehicle.

According to TMZ, Johnson's mother filed a restraining order to protect Johnson, her partner, Mark Ballas, herself and Shawn's father against O'Ryan.

In the court petition, O'Ryan told police "he packed all his belongings and permanently left Florida to drive across the country because he believes [Johnson] is speaking to him personally through the television and via ESP - and he will be with her no matter what."

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A slew of singers wowed viewers and judges during last night's Motown-themed American Idol.

At the end of the evening, though, the overall favorite hadn't changed: Adam Lambert put on his best performance yet.

Here's a complete rundown of the top auditions:

  • Adam Lambert was almost unrecognizable singing “Track of My Tears.” He sat on a stool, hair slicked back and went acoustic for the rendition. Simon said it was the best of the night.
  • Kris Allen strapped on his guitar and put his own spin on “How Sweet It Is.” Simon encouraged more confidence, but Kara said: “You did everything right."
  • Allison Iraheta put on another far-beyond-her-years performance. She sang “Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone" and earned the highest of compliments from Randy, as he referred to her “one of the dopest singers” in the competition.
  • Matt Giraud made many women's fantasies come true with "Let's Get It On." Kara looked ready to jump him on the spot.

Who was your favorite contestant? Click on the pics below for enlarged images of each finalist last night...

  • Megan Joy Photo
  • Not Hurrying Love
  • Hunky Guitar Player
  • Acoustic Adam

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So... is Kim Kardashian a snob? Or a bitch?

The reality TV star, along with sisters Khloe and Kourtney, headed over to the Lisa Kline boutique in Beverly Hills this week.

Once inside, Kim appears to have found a shirt that combines both sides of her personality. Too bad there wasn't room to include Ray J Sex Slave on the front...

A Uniter

Hey, at least Kim found a way to distract herself from the release of Keeping It Up for the KardASShians.

Click on the pics below to enlarge more pictures of the Kardashians shopping:

  • Klassic Shirt
  • Kim Goes Shopping
  • New Blouse
  • Kardashians Shop

[Photos: Splash News]

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Karina Smirnoff and Steve Wozniak combined for a measley 10 points on this week's Dancing with the Stars.

Shockingly, such a low score wasn't the worst part of Smirnoff's week.

The professional dancer actually attended a party thrown by TV Guide with the following hairstyle. We wish we could say this was a wig...

Karina Smirnoff Crazy Hair

What do you think of Karina Smirnoff's hairstyle?

 

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We love Zac Efron.

We've dedicated hours and hours to photo montages of the High School Musical star, praising his mature relationship with Vanessa Hudgens, talent as an actor and, of course, hair.

And this is how he repays us?!?

In an interview with The Los Angeles Times, Efron cited the celebrity gossip source closest to his heart. The Hollywood Gossip can only assume we're second...

“There could be 100 tabloid articles about crazy stuff that perhaps involves me and they would all go unnoticed," Efron said. "But as soon as [Perez Hilton] has a single post, inevitably I get like 10 or 20 phone calls from friends or family, or whoever, and so it seems like it’s going in his favor, it seems like what Perez says goes. I laugh about it. I’m just flattered that he’s nice. I don’t know how I got so lucky."

Perhaps if we drew penises on photos and made crude, easy jokes, Zac Efron would like us more!

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Over the last few days, Lindsay Lohan has expressed her desire to make a career out of modeling, while also claiming to be a good person and blaming celebrity gossip tabloids for her unemployment.

According to Tyson Beckford, though, Lohan's personal life has nothing to do with why she'd fail miserably on the catwalk.

Another Lohan Pic

"She has the partying part down right. But I don't think she’s got the focus," Beckford told Us Weekly when asked about Lindsay's modeling prospects. "I mean, it requires a lot of focus and a lot of people think they can do it, but they really find that it's a lot harder."

In Lohan's defense, she is an expert at working with hard things. (Think about it).

"Ask anyone - it's a lot harder than it looks. I guess that's why they call us supermodels - we make it look easy. But it’s not as easy as it looks, so I wish her all the best," Beckford said.

Tyson Beckford recently called out Lindsay Lohan... we think. We were too busy staring at his abs to pay attention.

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Might Shenae Grimes finally have grown sick of being mistaken for a skeleton?

The 90210 star was spotted on set this week, actually digging into a bowl of food. Sources say the dish was comprised solely of grapes, but still. She's gotta start somewhere...

Eating!

Click on the pics below to enlarge more shots of Grimes pigging out:

  • Hideous Fashion
  • In Between Takes
  • Shenae on Set
  • 90210 Set Shot
  • Sending a Text

[Photos: Splash News]

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