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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Anyone that has seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape knows this reality TV star likes to bang.

Based on her new haircut, though, it appears as though Kim also likes bangs in general.

The socialite revealed a new hairstyle at last night's "Empowerment for Africa" dinner in New York City, saying she was a "little freaked out" by the new 'do.

What do you think?

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What do you think of Kim's new hairstyle?

 

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While Michael Phelps was mastering the breaststroke, his new girlfriend was having her breasts stroked by other women.

Indeed, Caroline Pal reportedly worked at the Déjà Vu strip club in North Hollywood from 2003 to 2005. Her nickname there? Sapphire.

We can't say for sure if Pal donned her birthday suit or worked the pole at the establishment, but the following photos do make it clear that she made many friends at work...

While Michael Phelps owns the world record in the butterfly, girlfriend Caroline Pal has her butt felt.

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Despite a driving rain storm, Beyonce attended the New York City premiere of her latest movie this week, Cadliiac Records.

The film is a biopic of Chess Records and its recording artists, most notably Etta James, played by the bootylicious singer sometimes known as Sasha Fierce.

Here's a shot of Beyonce on the red carpet of the film's premiere:

At Her Premiere

Beyonce braved the rain to attend her movie premiere. [Photo Credit: Splash News]

Who else came out for the event? And what other poses did Beyonce strike? Click on the following images to find out!

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We heart Simon Cowell.

In the movie below, a bikini-clad contestant attempts to make it through to Hollywood. While Paula Abdul and new judge Kara DioGuardi think the singer lacks the vocal chops necessary to be considered an American Idol, the beauty somehow receives a golden ticket.

Any questions why are removed by Simon's hilarious, mischievous smile at the conclusion of the clip...

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Great news, teenage males: Miley Cyrus might pose topless again!

Well, sort of.

Referring to the controversial set of photos taken of her by Annie Leibovitz, Cyrus told Great Britain's UK's The Daily Record that she has no regrets.

"Everyone outside of America liked it a little bit more because that's more like the style, but the States are really conservative... [Leibovitz] was amazing and so talented and her lighting... I would love to work with her again. But I realize I'm just a kid."

Miley Cyrus, seen here at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, wore far less clothing during a photo shoot with Vanity Fair earlier in the year.

Meanwhile, the singer also discussed her 20-year-old underwear model boyfriend, Justin Gaston. And she sounded a bit pompous when trying to compliment his manners.

"I'm surrounded by good-looking guys, the models, the actors, this and that, so it ends up not being about [looks]," Cyrus told the newspaper. "It ends up being about the personality and the way someone treats you."

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When Paris Hilton shows up in New Jersey, you know she has a good reason for it.

The reality TV and sex tape star spent a portion of her weekend introducing a new fragrance, called Fairy Dust, at a Macy's in the Garden State.

We're sure it smells as inviting as the Hudson River that runs along that state's turnpike.

Fairy Dust Maker

Here are a few more photos of Paris presenting her new perfume to a room full of fans. Click on each to enlarge...

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Here's the naked, sad truth about Kim Kardashian: she'll no longer be taking her clothes off for anyone but Reggie Bush.

"I don't think I'll do Playboy or anything like that again," the reality TV star recently said.

Kardashian will be shedding her duds in the near future, however, but don't get too excited, guys: Kim and fellow K-named sisters Khloe and Kourtney are auctioning off their wardrobe on eBay to benefit charity.

"A portion of the proceeds go to the Dream Foundation," Kim said. "My dad passed away from cancer so the funds go towards granting wishes for terminally ill adults."

Many readers, of course, simply wish to keep seeing Kim Kardashian nude. Click on the pics below to relive this star's most memorable, birthday suit-laden images...

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Two beautiful actresses.

One awful taste in fashion.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

Desperate Housewives beauty Eva Longoria Parker and Heroes star Ali Larter were each spotted out in a similarly-designed Emanuel Ungaro dress recently.

We find the outfit harder to look at than the nonsensical third season of Larter's show, but we'd still like to know what readers think:

Who looks better in this dress?

 

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Life isn't easy for Courtenay Semel.

The daughter of former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel must attend nightclubs and red carpet events, all while being mauled by Tila Tequila as she searches around desperately for the closest celebrity gossip photographer.

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No wonder Courtenay had no choice but to inform all friends on Facebook that her Relationship Status was "complicated." Does the above description sound simple?

Here's a look at Semel's most recent profile on Facebook:

Courtenay Semel suffers from a relationship almost as complicated as the spelling of her first name. 

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Paris Hilton isn't content to get drunk at nightclubs, star in mind-numbing reality shows and flash her vagina every time she exits a vehicle.

Unfortunately for the listening public, this socialite plans on releasing another music album.

“I wrote all the songs,” Hilton said backstage at last week's American Music Awards, referring to her upcoming CD . “It’s very dance, like Kylie Minogue... I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with."

These giant, ugly sunglasses aren't the worst thing Paris Hilton will unleash on the world; beware of another album from the supposed singer.