Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Kendra Wilkinson is engaged to Hank Baskett. That much we know.

But new reports are indicating that the nuptials are creating a series of problems for the Playboy model, her mediocre wide receiver of a fiance and others in the world of television. Here's are examples of the controversies caused by this couple:

  • Following The Girls Next Door, Wilkinson was scheduled for her own reality show spin off. “It was supposed to be Kendra being even more...Kendra,” a source told E! Online. Now? A Newlyweds-type series is being considered.
  • Along with the engagement news, it was announced that Wilkinson and Baskett would get hitched at the Playboy Mansion, with Hugh Hefner giving the bride away. But insiders say Baskett may not want someone that has seen his soon-to-be wife naked walking her down the aisle.
  • Now, Kendra won't commit to any location for the wedding.

We'll keep readers apprised of the latest plans for these nuptials. For now, just one thing is certain:

Baskett and the Philadelphia Eagles need a major winning streak if they wanna reach the playoffs.

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Some people drown their sorrows in tubs of ice cream. Others draw attention to themselves by frequenting clubs, looking sullen and earning sympathy from the celebrity gossip blogosphere.

Guess which category Paris Hilton falls into.

Th newly single socialite was spotted at Los Angeles hot spot Crown Bar last night, but multiple sources say she wasn't her typical, happy, wasted self.

"She definitely didn't seem like her usual party girl self tonight," said a witness. "[She was] way more reserved and distracted, like her mind was elsewhere. She was trying very hard to appear carefree, but it was clear she didn't want to be there and was waiting for the right moment to make her exit."

First, she needed every photographer in a six-mile radius to snap her picture, of course.

Added another onlooker: "Hilton looked distraught and completely lonesome. She wasn't her usual prim and proper self."

Paging Stavros Niarchos! Insecure, lonely reality TV needs a bedmate!

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Holly Madison considers herself a fresh-faced beauty. Literally!

Madison says she's wearing less make-up these days, and she cites her split with Hugh Hefner as the reason.

Holly on Halloween

"I think the breakup is partially the reason," the model told Life & Style, regarding the basis for her diminished use of foundation, fake eye lashes and lip gloss. "The truth is, I barely wear lip gloss anymore because I'm always making out with my boyfriend, so it comes off in two-and-a-half seconds... Apparently, I wasn't making out with Hef as much."

Snaps, yo!

That boyfriend, of course, is shady magician Criss Angel.

"He doesn't like me in a lot of make-up and I appreciate that," said Holly.

We wonder if she also appreciates his past affinity for risky sex. Angel has been previously linked to Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan.

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He's known for uttering hilarious The Office quotes.

She's known for her role in The Devil Wears Prada.

Emily Blunt Photograph

Now, John Krasinski and Emily Blunt are also known for dating one another. According to Star Magazine, the pair has been together for over a month.

On November 9, they stayed at San Ysidro Ranch in Santa Barbara, ordering room service, taking long walks and spending "every second together,” according to a source, who added:

“John really cares for Emily — he totally fawns over her. And she’s loving the attention. She’s a down-to-earth girl, but it’s nice to be treated so well.”

Say hello to Blusinski!

Previously, Krasinski had dated former co-star Rashida Jones, while Blunt was involved with Michael Buble.

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Dancing with the Stars just got a lot uglier.

Julianne Hough says this season - which ended Tuesday night when her and partner Cody Linley were eliminated from the competition - was likely her last.

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough Picture

"I won't be on Dancing this spring season. I don't know about the fall. Maybe, maybe not. We'll see," Hough wrote on her blog. "I'm definitely going to focus on the music. My first album was a learning experience, and I can't wait for the next one. I feel like the writing and producing will be even better, really awesome."

We know, guys. We were hoping she'd leave to focus on a career posing for Playboy, too.

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This much is certain: Joe Jonas isn't dating Camilla Belle for her fashion taste.

The actress posed on the red carpet of the Twilight world premiere this week, sporting a Roman print dress that paid homage to Michaelangelo's David.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

As that painter rolls over in his grave, we're asking readers to chime in on Belle's outfit...

What do you think of Camilla Belle's dress?

 

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Sienna Miller has moved on from her fling with Brothers & Sisters star Balthazar Getty.

According to reports, the promiscuous actress has wasted little time in conquering her latest hook-up: mediocre actor Josh Hartnett.

Earlier this week, the duo was spotted at London's Shoreditch House.

“They definitely looked like a couple — and a good looking one at that," said a source. "At one point, they were holding hands across the table, but they quickly hid them underneath. They looked really cozy as they dined, gazing into each other’s eyes, smiling and laughing. They continued talking and drinking until very late into the evening — there was definitely a buzz in the air."

Josh Hartnett isn't married, nor does he have a nanny with which he can cheat on Sienna Miller. Looks like the actress has finally found her ideal mate!

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Forget David Axelrod and John Podesta. Barack Obama needs to listen to Hollywood.

A pair of beautiful actresses have left messages for the President-Elect, offering him advice on the key issues of sex appeal and marijuana.

Not Angelina

"God help me because I hope I don’t get in trouble for saying this, but I think he's so articulate and so intelligent and so charismatic when he delivers speeches, that there is something very sexy about that... very! And he's also very slim and lean," Megan Fox said this week.

While the Transformers star was drooling over Obama, Pamela Anderson was putting together an agenda. In a recent blog entry, the busty blonde advises Obama to stop animal testing, bring the troops home safely and legalize pot.

Let's quote her stance on the last issue:

"I think we should Legalize Marijuana... this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America - it’s just silly - it would create jobs - and be good for environment..."

We're gonna assume Anderson is also is favor of quicker divorce settlements and tax exemptions for sex tape stars.

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Mere days after Paris Hilton was caught canoodling with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, the sociliate and long-time boyfriend Benji Madden have broken up.

"She is saddened by the breakup but they're just too different and they wanted different things in life," said a source close to Hilton. "He was loyal and sweet but it was time to take a break."

Other reports, however, blame Madden's behavior for the split.

"Benji was overprotective and controlling. He doesn't get along with any of her friends," another insider said. "Friends thought Paris had changed since being with Benji and she wants to be herself again."

In other words: expect an abundance of Paris Hilton nude pics, crotch shots, nights on the town and nauseating reality shows over the next few months. We can't wait.