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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Julia Roberts and Kelly Ripa each have three children.

But you'd never know it, based on how these older beauties look!

  • Kelly Ripa Red Carpet Photo
  • Julia Roberts Red Carpet Picture

While many readers had to bathe for hours after merely contemplating sex with Aubrey O'Day or Tila Tequila in our previous edition of Who Would You Rather, this installment is kid-friendly.

Compare the bodies of Roberts and Ripa below. Let us know which you'd prefer to wake up next to in the morning (after having had intercourse with her the night before, that is)...

Julia Robert or Kelly Ripa: Who would you rather...

 

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As earlier New Moon set photos depict, the cast of this sequel to Twilight is getting along very well.

But pictures can only say so much.

Star Kellan Lutz (who plays Emmett) tells OK! in its latest issue that the on-screen chemistry among the characters exists for a reason.

"It is weird that the minute we all met, it felt like family,” said Lutz. "The first day we got on set, a lot of us felt like we’d always been related.”

Ashley Greene (Alice Cullen) echoes this sentiment, especially when it comes to New Moon.

“The first one, we all had no idea what we were getting ourselves into. We all have our bearings now, and it is more fun and less stressful."

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The Demi Lovato/John Mayer lovefest is getting stronger by the day.

A month after the musicians exchanged complimentary Tweets, Lovato is going on and on about the inspiration her new pal provides.

"He inspired a lot of the album just because he's an incredible musician," Demi said in an interview with Buzznet.

Asked if there are any of Mayer's she'd like to perform with him, Demi could name a few... hundred!

"Every single one! Oh my gosh. I think he's one of the greatest musicians ever! Definitely of our time, but ever!"

Demi Lovato is on her knees for John Mayer these days. It's a bit sickening.

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Due to a violation of her contract (NOT because she spoke out against gay marriage, calm down everyone on both sides of that issue!), Carrie Prejean may lose her Miss California crown.

This seems perfectly logical to us: there were clear rules associated with the honor of being named Miss California and Prejean violated them.

If pageant officials do take Carrie's title away, to whom will it be awarded? Tami Farrell, come on down!

Farrell finished second to Prejean. Named Miss Teen USA in 2003, Tami has appeared on the former NBC soap opera, Passions, and won Miss Malibu USA earlier this year.

She has no history of posing naked, nor has Farrell ever given an interview without permission from those in charge of her pageants.

Lost amidst the Carrie Prejean hullabaloo is the fact that an innocent runner-up may actually be the deserving woman to carry around the crown of Miss California. Prejean campaigned for that honor on the platform of supporting the Special Olympics, yet we have not heard her utter one word about it since.

Instead, Prejean has seized an opportunity for self-aggrandizing fame. She has broken pageant rules in doing so.

Meanwhile, Tami Farrell waits at home, alone, crown-less, simply hoping to follow in the benevolent, charitable tradition of Golden State title winners. We believe in you, Tami.

Click on the pics above to enlarge photos of Tami Farrell, the possible new Miss California.

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Jon Gosselin has denied it.

Deanna Hummel has denied it.

But a series of sources close to the third grade teacher has confirmed her affair with the reality TV star.

The most detailed, explosive, audacious details about the relationship actually come from Hummel's traitorous older brother and roommate, Jason.

"She's a nice girl, not a homewrecker," Jason tells Us Weekly in its latest issue. "He is a bad liar. This isn't healthy for her. But she is refusing to help herself, so here I am trying to make lots of money help her myself. I hope this clears the air."

Proof of Cheating

Jason says his sister and Gosselin met in January when they bought one another shots at Chill Lounge in Reading, Pennsylvania.

Within a month, Jon's pursuit of Deanna led to numerous home visits. The pair would go to bars together and even sunbathe on the Hummel's front lawn.

Despite helping to keep the alleged affair secret at the time, Jason is now telling the world all about how Deanna and Jon would "pretty much stay locked away like two teenagers. It was weird. He's a grown man.

"A lot of the time, it was pretty, um, gross listening to her, you know, um — how do I say this? The walls are thin. Let’s just say that. I mean, no one wants to hear his sister having sex, let alone with a married dude who's, like, almost twice her age and who has eight kids and a maybe-crazy wife. Ick. Nast."

Jesus, dude. We're not condoning Jon's actions, if they prove to be true. But did you really just sell out your sister and describe details of her sexual encounters?!?

We hope a jury convicts Jason Hummel for Conspiracy to Commit Murder. Because if this affair took place, Kate Gosselin will kill her husband.

FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP FOR A VIDEO THAT CLAIMS TO PROVIDE EVIDENCE OF JON GOSSELIN LEAVING THE HOME OF DEANNA HUMMEL EARLY IN THE MORNING.

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Who knew there were so many rodeo fans out there?!?

A night after Ty Murray clearly put on the worst Dancing with the Stars performance, the cowboy husband of Jewel managed to stave off elimination. Instead, that dishonor fell to rapping ex-con Lil' Kim and her partner, Derek Hough.

While Hough referred to her as an "amazing soul [and] amazing spirit" soon after the show, he also admitted that his initial reaction to being paired with Kim was nothing short of sheer terror.

"I was like, I think I'm going to get shanked in the middle of a dance. I'm serious. But the second she walked in there she was like a beam of energy, so sweet and so nice. As the weeks went by, I just love her more and more and more and I'm really excited to spend some time with her without teaching her and drilling her."

As for the Lil' one, she took the surprise elimination well.

"I think this is one of the greatest experiences I've ever experienced in my life," she said.

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Relive Kim and Derek's time on the show above. Click on each picture for a larger version.

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American Idol rocked last night, but, in the end, it was business as usual on this show: Adam Lambert ruled!

As we rundown each finalist's rock 'n roll routine, we're gonna ignore the duets between Lambert and Allison Iraheta, and Danny Gokey and Kris Allen, because they were nothing more than time-fillers.

We're also gonna try to ignore Gokey's painful scream at the conclusion of "Dream On," but that may be a challenge. It continued to pierce our ears long after the audition was over.

  • Adam Lambert kicked off the show with a Led Zeppelin classic, "Whole Lotta Love." Randy Jackson simply said “This is the Adam I love, dude," while adding that the  performance should erase any criticism that Adam is nothing but a Broadway singer. The only problem, as Simon pointed out, no one would be able to top this all night.
  • Allison Iraheta tried with the Janis Joplin song, “Cry Baby,” but Randy and Kara didn't think it was the right choice for her. Still, Simon hopeully helped her stave off elimination by saying her progress has been “completely staggering.”
  • Simply put, Danny Gokey sucked on Aerosmith’s “Dream On." The primal scream at the end was a weak attempt to sound like Lambert and it annoyed our staff that the judges refuse to really criticize Gokey. Both Randy and Paula gave him him “A-plus” for his effort, while Paula simply asks the crowd who liked Danny Gokey. Nice job, panel.
  • Kris Allen was also weak, as he chose a classic by The Beatles, "Come Together." This really isn't his genre of music. Good ol' Simon described it all as “rather like eating ice for lunch," meaning the performance was forgettable and unsatisfying. We think.
  • Young Rocker
  • Come Together Performance
  • Not Steven Tyler
  • Total Rock Star
  • Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta
  • Kris Allen and Danny Gokey

Which American Idol satisfied your craving for rock 'n roll last night? Click on each photo for a larger shot of each finalist.

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A new report is raising new questions about Lindsay Lohan's drug use.

Despite claims that she's "been eating enough," as Lohan told E! News this week, those that spotted the star on vacation in Hawaii last week say she was nothing but skin and bones.

Lohan admits that her recent, quite public breakup with Samantha Ronson has contributed to "a hard month," but she's consistently rebuked accusations of an eating disorder.

Now, an article in Us Weekly actually agrees with Lindsay that neither anorexia nor bulimia is to blame for her overly svelte figure; instead, the tabloid reports that Lohan takes Adderall, a prescription drug typically given to people for attention deficit hyperactivity disorder.

"She takes Adderall all the time," said a source. "She gets jittery because of the way the pills affect her. It's a major reason why she's losing weight."

  • Pic of Lindsay Lohan
  • Desperate for Food

You don't need to ingest your finger, Lindsay. Can someone please get this girl some food?!?

[Photos: Splash News]

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A few hours prior to tonight's performance show (visit our site in the morning for a detailed recap!), a pair of American Idol judges are in the news.

First, Simon Cowell appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. He touched on the following topics:

  • Ryan Seacrest has lost popularity because he enters the stage on a staircase: “It made him appear more pompous, obnoxious, taking himself a bit seriously,” Cowell said. “You don’t give yourself that type of entrance.”
  • Adam Lambert is brave: “I like the fact he’s fearless. He’s not playing it safe. A lot of the people that take part in these shows want to sing ‘Wind Beneath My Wings’ every week because it’s a sappy song. He’s got guts.”


Meanwhile, in a more serious admission, Paula Abdul has finally opened up about her painkiller addiction.

In the latest issue of Ladies Home Journal, the singer says she was diagnosed with "reflex sympathetic dystrophy syndrome," in 2005. It's a a chronic neurological disorder that causes severe pain, often leading to teeth-chattering and shingles-like lesions for Abdul.

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Following an evening of incredible fashion at the Costume Institute Gala at The Metropolitan Museum of Art last night, we've been matching up celebrities in a series of fashionable face-offs.

And no relationship is safe from this competition!

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Gossip Girl co-stars Leighton Meester and Blake Lively were pitted against one another earlier in the day... but that's nothing compared to the match-up below!

Sisters Ashley Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen were spotted on the red carpet, each at her thin, unfashionable best. Compare the siblings below and then vote in our poll:

Who looks better?

 

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