Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

at . Comments

The 2009 Grammy Awards aired last night.

While the ceremony was marred by the unexpected arrest of Chris Brown, numerous trophies were still given out to the best in the music business. Here's a look at the top winners:

  • Album of the Year: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, Raising Sand
  • Best Rap Album: Lil Wayne, Tha Carter III
  • Best Male Pop Vocal Performance: John Mayer, "Say"
  • Best Female Pop Vocal Performance: Adele, "Chasing Pavements"
  • Record of the Year: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, "Please Read the Letter"
  • Best New Artist: Adele
  • Song of the Year: Coldplay, "Viva la Vida"
  • Best R&B Album: Jennifer Hudson, "Jennifer Hudson"

These aren't the winners you care about, though, are they? We know most celebrity gossip lovers woke up this morning, yearning to praise or critique the red carpet fashion from the show.

With that in mind, click on the following photos to toggle through the hottest HITS on the night:

As for the misguided MISSES? There were more than a few of those, as well:

at . Comments

The eighth season of Dancing with the Stars, which premieres on March 9, will feature a husband and a wife; a boyfriend competing with his professionally-trained girlfriend; and one of our staff's least favorite celebrities.

Here's a look at the full list of the complete cast:

  • Belinda Carlisle: Washed up pop star
  • Stephen "Steve-O" Glover: Creator and star of Jackass
  • David Alan Grier: Comedian, host of Chocolate News on Comedy Central
  • Shawn Johnson: Olympic gymnast
  • Jewel Kilcher,: Singer
  • Lil' Kim: Rapper, horrible dresser
  • Gilles Marini: Actor, appeared in Sex and the City: The Movie
  • Ty Murray: Former rodeo cowboy, Jewel's husband
  • Nancy O'Dell: Access Hollywood host 
  • Denise Richards: Actress, awful mother
  • Lawrence Taylor: Retired NFL player
  • Chuck Wicks: Country singer, paired with girlfriend Julianne Hough
  • Steve Wozniak: Apple computer co-founder

Click on the photos below for a closer look at each new Dancing with the Stars cast member:

Belinda Carlisle Nude

at . Comments

Four minutes... three minutes... two minutes...

As her 15 minutes of fame winds down, eliminated American Idol contestant Katrina Darrell has come up with a way to extend her time in the spotlight:

Former Idoler

Goodbye, Bikini Girl! Hello, Naked Girl!

In an interview with Access Hollywood, Darrell made a truly startling admission: she'd consider posing in Playboy.

“[I’ve had] a lot of different offers, like Vegas promotion offers. Of course Playboy has called... I wouldn’t say no, but at the same time I don’t want to stunt my career by jumping into that too soon and be labeled once again, as ‘just a body.’ But I don’t knock it."

How much would you pay to see Katrina Darrell nude?

A few words of advice, Kat: with competition from fellow Playboy hopeful Ranae Shrider, you should jump on this opportunity as soon as possible.

Soon, the eyes of American Idol fans will turn to competitors that sound great on stage, as opposed to look great in swimwear.

at . Comments

On February 11, American Idol viewers will officially learn the identities of this season's top 36 contestants.

It's never too early to speculate about the favorites, however, as we've scoured initial auditions, conducted interviews and searched the Internet to come up with the 10 singers most likely to following in the championship footsteps of Carrie Underwood, David Cook and others.

Agree with these selections? Disagree? Send in your feedback today!

1. Lil Rounds. This Tennessee native received a standing ovation for her rendition of "I Will Always Love You" this week. A blend of Fantasia and Jennifer Hudson.

2. Danny Gokey. At 28, one of the most mature contestants. Tragic personal story, as his wife who died a month before his initial audition. Gokey's falsetto breaks in "I Heard It Through the Grapevine" suggest unique versatility.

3. Anne Marie Boskovich. Seems shy and a tad unprofessional, but can't argue with these looks and this talent.

4. Brent Keith Smith. Former contestant on Nashville Star. Country singers have a history of success (see Underwood, Carrie).

5. Kristen McNamara. See above description. Mix in attractive blonde looks.

Click on the photos above for a closer look at our (very) early top five American Idol favorites.

Continue Reading...

at . Comments

Sorry, ladies. Paul Walker is off the market.

And the woman that snagged him isn't old enough to drink legally.

According to Star Magazine, the actor has proposed to his 19-year-old girlfriend, Jasmine Pilchard-Gosnell.

She's a student at the University Of California Santa Barbara.

Walker is 35 and this couple began dating when he was 32; meaning, yes, Pilchard-Gosnell was 16 at the time.

“Their age difference doesn’t scare him,” said the tabloid’s source. “He knows she’s the one.”

Look for Walker in this summer's Fast & Furious and/or a jail cell near you!

at . Comments

Michael Phelps received national acclaim for smoking the competition - to the tune of eight gold medals - at the 2008 Summer Olympics.

The swimmer has been dropped as a spokesman by a major brand, however, for smoking marijuana.

A few days after Phelps apologized for being caught with a bong at college party, Kellogg has fired the Olympian as a pitchman.

"We originally built the relationship with Michael, as well as the other Olympic athletes, to support our association with the U.S. Olympic team," a rep for the cereal maker said yesterday, adding that the swimmer's recent behavior is "not consistent with the image of Kellogg."

We hope Caroline Pal hasn't been dating Michael Phelps for the free cereal.

Meanwhile, USA Swimming, the sport's governing body, has suspended Phelps from competition for three months.

"This is not a situation where any anti-doping rule was violated, but we decided to send a strong message to Michael because he disappointed so many people, particularly the hundreds of thousands of USA Swimming member kids who look up to him as a role model and a hero," the federation said in a statement.

Did Michael Phelps deserve these punishments? You tell us!


at . Comments

So far, Ranae Shrider has come up short in her dream of posing for Playboy.

That's what having sex with Verne Troyer on video will do for you.

But the aspiring naked model won't give up!

Remember when Audrina Patridge nude photos were released? With the goal of capturing Playboy's attention for a future pictorial?

Shrider has followed this quasi-naked lead, posing for a series of pics meant to prove to the men's magazine that she is masturbatory material. It may take more than this, however:

[Photo Credit: genosworld.blogspot.com]

Really, Ranae Shrider? You're gonna have to shed more clothing in order to make it in the nude photo world.

Click on the following pics for more examples of Troyer's ex-girlfriend trying to prove her wild worth:

  • Playboy Hopeful
  • Dreaming of Playboy

** UPDATE: Shrider has penned a letter to Hugh Hefner, detailing her desire to pose in Playboy. Follow this article's jump to read it!

Continue Reading...

at . Comments

Positing his daughter in front of her mother's grave, and inviting a cameraman along for the ride, isn't enough for Larry Birkhead.

The father of Anna Nicole Smith's two-year-old daughter, Dannielynn, sat down for an interview with E! earlier this week. In the clip below, Birkhead gushes about the tyke he's likely making money off of via exclusives such as this.

"When I see Dannielynn and she is just a spitting image of her mother, that's a little bit...I don't want to say eerie, but it is a little odd - and it is kind of comforting as well."

We don't want to be morbid, but is it really a good idea to parade an infant in front of the camera? Especially when that infant's mother fell into a life of drugs and alcohol, rumored to brought on by her exposure to fame and fortune at a young age?

Click on the following pics of Dannielynn, meanwhile, to see if you really can spot her resemblance to Anna Nicole:

  • Dannielynn Birkhead
  • Us Cover Girl

at . Comments

Compared to season eight contestants such as Lil Rounds and Danny Gokey, aspiring singer Joanna Pacitti has scarcely been seen so far on American Idol.

But early spoilers indicate this crooner reaches the round of 36, which may create quite a stir across the Internet.

As previously reported, Pacitti has already enjoyed a career in the spotlight: she starred in a production of Annie, appeared on an MTV series and released an album under A&M Records.

To critics, this ought to disqualify Pacitti from the competition. With that in mind, we can't wait to see how they react to the following news!

Continue Reading...