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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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The state of California is in danger of going bankrupt, while tensions remain high between fans of the Los Angeles Dodgers and fans of the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim.

But, not to worry Golden Staters, Tami Farrell is on the way!

In an interview with The Today Show this morning, the woman who has taken over as Miss California - following the firing of Carrie Prejean - said she'd try her best to bring the state together.

"I was a little hesitant to be stepping into the line of fire, I'll be honest," she said. "There's been divisive questions. I've been brought in to try and unify our state. I'm not being silenced for my beliefs, but I just think that this isn't a battle that anybody can win, so I'm going to do my best to just refocus it on some of the other aspects."

Meanwhile, pageant director Keith Lewis sat alongside Farrell and commented on Prejean's dismissal.

He said the narrow-minded, immature beauty queen missed "tens and tens and tens" of appearances, while insisting that she wasn't dethroned for her political views.

"I think it's time for us to move back this political platform that she was fired because of her beliefs, because that dog just won't hunt," Lewis said.

As our staff tried to calmly explain earlier, Lewis compared this decision to the laying off an employee at any job.

"I think if you tell your boss, 'I'm not gonna do the job, I'm gonna do whatever I want, you can't tell me what I’m gonna do,' I think that you expect that your boss is gonna say to you, You know what? You're probably not supposed to be in this job anymore.

"It was just very difficult for us, and we tried to meet halfway, and it was obvious that wasn't going to happen. Finally, there was a point when the organization really had to stand up and say, You know what? It's time for us to move on and get back to the business of beauty."

How did Carrie react to her firing? She mentioned America, misunderstood the concept of "freedom of speech" and referenced God four times in just a few sentences.

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Across the nations, millions of Usher fans are crying:

We told you so!

Tameka Picture

The singer was lambasted for his poor judgment when he married Tameka Foster; now, almost two years later, the couple is getting a divorce.

“The Grammy winner has been living apart from his wife for nearly a year after almost two years of marriage,” an insider told In Touch Weekly. “Usher’s primary concern is for his children. He is a great father and just wants to do what is right for them.”

Usher and Tameka are parents to a pair of toddlers: Usher Raymond V, 18 months; and Naviyd, 6 months.

While this is sad news, at least it clears Usher of any infidelity charges. The singer has been spotted recently with Grace Miguel. With abs like his, no shock that it doesn't take long to move on!

Relive this relationship below. Click on the following photos of Usher and Foster to enlarge each one...

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Kourtesy of Kim Kardashian, readers are about to get a sneak peek at the former sex tape star's spread in Ocean Magazine.

On her official website, Kim kommunicates with fans and says the issue wil hit newsstands in two weeks.

The less-than-flattering photos were taken in Newport Beach, Kalifornia, as Kardashian dons a series of unusual outfits. Most of them accentuate her large breasts, however, so who are we to complain?!?

Klick on the Kim Kardashian pictures above to enlarge images of this kute and kurvy model.

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Bret Michaels may not be Liza Minnelli, but when you prick him - or lower a piece of scenery down on his head - the man still bleeds.

A few days after the hilarious accident that broke his nose, the rocker is speaking out against the awards show and its seeming indifference to his injuries.

On his website, Michaels wrote: "I feel had this incident happened to Liza Minnelli, Dolly Parton or Elton John, the Tonys would have at least issued a letter of concern."

In the statement, the Poison lead singer claims he got dazed and bloodied during the incident, but "the full extent of his injuries remains to be seen until all x-rays are back."

The same can be said for his future on reality TV. What promiscuous, insecure, drunken suitors will wanna sleep with a washed-up rock star with a crooked nose? (Answer: all of them.)

Following an accident at the Tony Awards, Bret Michaels looks more busted than the women that chase his crotch on Rock of Love.

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I was thinking back to where we started and how we lost all that we are...
- Nick Jonas, "Before the Storm"

Miley Cyrus is currently in Savannah, Georgia, as production gets underway for the Nicholas Sparks-penned movie The Last Song.

Miley in Concert

But fans of the singer are more interested in her current song; i.e., the duet she has undertaken with her rumored-to-be rekindled flame, Nick Jonas.

As the lyrics above - as well as Miley's own Tweets - imply, this couple is back together. In fact, Nick flew down to Savannah this week to be with Cyrus, as the pair were spotted jet skiing.

The photo below was taken by a local South Carolina television station. It's distant, and a bit grainy, but get close to the computer screen and squint: it's totally Miley and Nick!

Listen to "Before the Storm" right now. Do you like it? And do you like Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas as a couple?

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Poor, lonely Ray J.

Shockingly, Cocktail, Danger and the other suitors from the first season of For the Love of Ray J could not fill the hole in this rapper's heart left by Kim Kardashian.

Either that, or none of the girls would let him pound her on video.

But Ray J is not one to take rejection (or sex partners) sitting down! The aspiring singer prefers to get on top of his problems (and sex partners; seriously, we've seen the pics) in a proactive manner, as evidenced by the fact that he's signed on for a second season of For the Love of Ray J.

Attention, single ladies: This could be you! For the love of Ray J, and future sex tapes, apply for this show today!

The VH1 press release, announcing this monumental programming decision, reads:

As viewers saw last season, dating a hip-hip star is a full-time job which includes red carpet events, the paparazzi and handling all the crazy fans.  For Ray J, dating has never been an issue – it’s finding the perfect woman that can be harder than you think… especially when you’re a celebrity.

Since things didn’t exactly work out with his last girlfriend, Ray J is back to give love a second chance. As R&B’s most eligible bachelor, Ray J is determined to find a woman he can settle down with.

Wanna be this woman? Visit rayjcasting.com... and a psychologist.

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Taylor Swift has already won three Country Music Awards.

That appears to be enough for the young singer, as she hinted at a switch to a different genre of music this week.

Pictured below, the country crooner is posing with rapper T-Pain. Might a move to hip hop be in Taylor's future? If so, we can easily imagine her first rap single:

Yo, my name is Taylor Swift and I'm here to say,

I hate Joe Jonas in a major way!

Check out T-Pain and T-Swift in a promotional photo for this year's CMAs below. Then, vote in our poll:

Should Taylor Swift make the move to rap?

 

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Tori Spelling wrote a best-selling book titled Mommywood.

As the name implies, the memoir was based around life as a mother in Hollywood.

Kate Gosselin and Son

But it looks like the 90210 actress has a short memory, as she recently lamented to Extra the fact that Jon and Kate Gosselin have essentially gone Hollywood.

"I loved the fact that they were a normal family; they weren’t in Hollywood," said the actress, who didn't seem to comprehend the irony in appearing on the show to promote the fourth season of her reality series, Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood. "It’s hard for me now to see them on the cover of People magazine... It’s gone to a whole different level, and I feel bad for them."

We're not defending the atrocity that is Jon & Kate Plus 8, but note to Tori: you've made a living off that same exact level!

Pictured above: Four giant boobs.

Spelling also offered some advice to the Gosselins: "I hope they’re prepared for what they are going through and just know that this too shall pass... Next week, it will be someone else on the cover and you can go about your life."

Wrong. We're sorry to say, but there definitely will NOT be someone else on the cover of Us Weekly next week.

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Hahahaha, Carrie Prejean supporters. Ur so gr8.

Sorry, we're just trying to speak the language of the woman you hold in such high regard, based on a few sentences she uttered.

After Prejean was fired as Miss California yesterday, the inarticulate beauty queen fired back at the pageant. She claimed that the decision was purely political and that she had done everything the organization had asked of her.

Carrie is lying.

Fox News has uncovered a series of emails between Prejean and Miss California director Keith Lewis. In the first, Carrie makes it clear that she expects to be notified of ALL offers that come her way. But does she do it in a calm, reasonable, mature manner? Not even close:

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Carrie supporters have erroneously claimed that the pageant was requiring her to take on unreasonable tasks, as a means to forcing her out. One reader suggested Prejean was being made to "do porn" and enter a "hot warzone."

But this email makes it clear just how much Prejean is a bitch did not grasp the concept that she was the employee of a company; as long as she represented them via the crown on her head, she had no right telling her employers what she was planning to do.

Incredibly, Lewis handled the outburst with class and professionalism. He wrote back:

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Then, of course, there's the accusation that Miss California officials were somehow forcing Prejean to pose for Playboy. Once again, we turn to electronic mail exchanges as proof to the contrary. Such an offer appears to be the topic of conversation below:

New email

OF COURSE THE PAGEANT CAN MAKE MONEY OFF CARRIE'S APPEARANCES! SHE WORKS FOR IT!

For a final time, to Prejean and her supporters: the First Amendment protects one from being imprisoned for speaking one's mind. It has absoluetly nothing to do with an employee being obligated to behave in a manner that is consistent with her employer's requests.

Otherwise, no one would ever get fired. Hey, you can't let me go for revealing company secrets to our rival? What about freedom of speech?!?

That's all that was ever going on here. Carrie Prejean did not follow the rules stipulated in a contract that she signed. It's not complicated.

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Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett are expecting their first baby in December. How do the former Playmate's friends and elderly ex-lovers feel about that news?

"She's going to be soccer mom for sure," Holly Madison told People. "She's really into sports and playing ball, so I'm sure her child will be too.. I know that ever since she met Hank she's been anxious to have a baby. She'll be really in tune with that baby and she'll be a great mom."

It's true. Kendra recently said that she'll love "whatever comes out of me," one of the less appealing ways to simply say you don't mind having a boy or a girl.

As for Bridget Marquardt, who is Wilkinson's Maid of Honor, she told Us Weekly:

"Here I am, planning her bachelorette party when maybe I should be planning her baby shower! I guess I will work on both... there is a lot to celebrate!"

Heck, even the senior citizen that gave it to Kendra before Hank Baskett entered the picture is thrilled for the couple. Hugh Hefner said:

"I'm really happy to learn that Kendra is pregnant because I know that she and Hank wanted to start a family right away. I think he's a good guy and they'll be good for one another."

How do you feel about this baby news? Send in your best wishes today!

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