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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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The Lord of the Rings may soon be the second most popular trilogy in movie history.

According to celebrity gossip tabloid OK!, another Paris Hilton sex tape will soon surface.

Sources say Mark Ebner - who has penned a book titled "Six Degrees of Paris Hilton" - claims some dude named Darnell Riley bought 14 hours of video from two "Russian kids" who had stolen it from Hilton's home.

But, wait, the story gets even more plausible!

Would you purchase another Paris Hilton sex tape?

Ebner adds that the amateur porn depicts Paris "in a state of arousal in a New York taxi." We can already see the title: One Night in Paris in New York in Other People's Filth.

If valid, this video would be the third racy tape of the heiress to be made public, including the 2004 classic shot by then-boyfriend Rick Salomon and a tape in 2007 that showed Hilton nude in a bathtub.

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Barack Obama will be sworn in as the 44th President of the United States tomorrow afternoon.

In the days leading up to to this event, a slew of celebrities have helped the country celebrate the change we've been waiting for.

Barack and Michelle Obama Pic

Can we publish a series of photos of these stars, all in attendance at various inauguration celebrations? YES WE CAN!

Click on the images above for larger shots of Lindsay, Rosario, Cash and more!

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WTF, Miley Cyrus?!?

Seriously, what the fasihon were you thinking with the following outfit?

Mya Fashion Choice

America's teen queen was spotted - in public! - sporting a pair of torn tights, adorned by ruffled purple boots. It's almost hard to determine which accessory is worse. (Editor's note: the tights are.)

Miley Cyrus' tights are...

 

Wanna vote on other supposedly hip outfits? Browse through our celebrity fashion album now!

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Soon, they will no longer be The Girls Next Door.

But before Bridget Marquardt, Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison officially exit the embrace of Hugh Hefner, they'll pose naked in the upcoming issue of Playboy.

Kendra Wilkinson Book Signing

With that in mind, it's not too late to chime in: Who is your favorite of Hef's ex-girlfriends?

 

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As rumors swirl regarding problems between Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson, everyone's favorite, occasional lesbian took a break from her relationship to hang out with sister Ali.

The siblings went shopping together in Malibu this week, barely exchanging glances and not looking nearly as excited as they should have considering how many photographers were following them around.

Such apparent disdain for attention is likely to lead to a butt-whipping from mother Dina Lohan when these two get home...

Lindsay and Ali

In the following images, Lindsay Lohan looks baffled about what to buy. She hasn't had to make this difficult a decision since choosing between which gender to date.

Click to enlarge each photo:

  • Lousy Lohans
  • Lindsay and Ali Lohan Photo
  • In Deep Thought
  • Lindsay Shops
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian
  • A Confused, Quasi Lesbian

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Prepare to scream your lungs out, teenage readers:

On April 10, Hannah Montana: The Movie hits theaters nationwide.

Indeed, Miley Cyrus will soon be seen on a screen the size of her ego.

In the film, as Hannah Montana’s popularity rises, the character takes a trip back to her hometown of Crowley Corners, Tennessee. Billy Ray Cyrus, Emily Osment, Jason Earles, Mitchel Musso and newcomer Lucas Till also star...

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It's early on season eight of American Idol.

It's very, very early.

Still, a handful of contestants stood out after the first two night of auditions; some for their bikinis (Katrina Darrell), others for their names (Lil Rounds) and others for their siblings (Michael Castro).

Among those that received a ticket to Hollywood, who has the best chance of taking home the title in May?

Click on the photos below to be reminded of some of the best; then vote in our poll...

 

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Brooke Hogan and her two most saggy friends went for a walk in Miami earlier this week.

After years of poor wardrobe decisions, Brooke has finally figured it out:

Brooke H.

Giant boobs attract attention. This isn't rocket science...

Ready to compare this Brooke Hogan fashion choice with a few of her most memorable? Click on the images below to be taken back to the days of high pants, ass chaps and more...

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Eva Longoria would be gorgeous with a bald head.

The wife of Tony Parker and star of Desperate Housewives is apparently testing that theory, though, as she recently chopped off a significant amount of her long, flowing hair.

Is the new, banged, framed look an improvement? You tell us!

  • Eva Longoria Long Hair On The Phone
  • Eva Longoria Short Hair

Which Eva Longoria hairstyle do you prefer?