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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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We don't know if she'd shoot wolves out of a helicopter, or refer to a progressive tax system as "socialist," but Bristol Palin appears far more grounded in reality than her mother on at least one topic:

Teenage sex.

Bristol Palin, Nude Tripp Johnston

While Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has attempted to pass legislation that teaches abstinence in school, Bristol appeared on Fox News this week and said that such a view is "not realistic at all."

What else did the new mother of Tripp Johnston have to say to Greta Van Susteren? Various excerpts, along with staff commentary, appear below:

On getting knocked up: "Everyone should wait 10 years.. I hope people learn from my story... It's so much easier if you're married, have a house and career."

On having Tripp: "It was my choice to have the baby. It doesn't matter what my mom's views are on it. It was my decision, making me a model for the pro-choice argument, but don't tell my mom that, as such logic would confuse her belief that pro-choice equals pro-death."

Bristol Palin held son Tripp during a Fox News interview in which she scoffed at the notion that you can prevent teens from having sex.

On Levi Johnston as a father: He's a "hands-on dad, especially since he was forced to quit his job on an oil field because my mother may have illegally helped him land it."

On marrying Levi: "Eventually we'd like to get married, but my mom isn't a candidate for Vice President anymore, so we can stop pretending like this was the plan all along."

On being a mother:
"I love it, just seeing him smile and stuff. It's awesome."

Governor Palin shows up near the conclusion of the interview, holding little Tripp, and says:  "Hey, life happens when you spend all your time giving your children goofy names instead of teaching them about contraception."

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28.

No, that isn't the number of men Paris Hilton went home with last night, at least not that we know of.

Instead, it's the age our favorite talentless heiress turns today. Hilton threw a party in her own honor last night, inviting friends and family to New York City club Butter.

Looks like she had some trouble getting there, however. It's so hard to find a good driver these days...

Drive!

Past Paris lovers and new Paris friends, such as Stavros Niarchos and Aubrey O'Day, turned out for the event.

Click on the photos below for larger images from the lame party:

  • Niarchos, Out!
  • A Friend of Paris
  • Butter Time!
  • Happy Bday, Paris
  • Sad Paris

[Photos: Splash News]

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Aubrey O'Day is posing nude in the current issue of Playboy.

She's begging us to comment on her body.

Meanwhile, Jennifer Love Hewitt simply has really nice breasts. There's just no getting around that fact.

With these beauties in mind, follow this article's jump to vote in our poll and determine the winner of this cleavage clash...

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Sorry, Joanna Garcia. But pretty much every female in America hates you right about now.

Various sources report that the Privileged star is dating her hunky new co-star, former Lipstick Jungle actor Robert Buckley.

Robert Buckley Photograph

Robert Buckley and Joanna Garcia are Hollywood's cutest new couple.

"Joanna and Robert are dating," an insider told Life & Style, pointing to a night out in New York City on February 11, when the pair were seen heading into a club together.

Once inside, they reportedly didn't hide their affection for one another.

"It was pretty late at night, probably 1 a.m., and they were cuddling and kissing. It was very cute; they're pretty hot together," said a witness.

Considering the attractiveness of each star, we don't doubt it.

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The Jonas Brothers appeared today on Good Morning America, practicing their golf swings with correspondent - and All My Children star - Cameron Mathison.

According to Kevin, he and Nick are the most competitive on the course: "[Nick] likes to add strokes to my game when I didn’t even take them.”

Uh-oh. Might this golf rivalry lead to the end of The Jonas Brothers?!? We'll follow this growing Kevin and Nick feud and keep fans posted!

FORE!!! Cameron Mathison and The Jonas Brothers teed off on Good Morning America.

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Kim Kardashian is known for her kravings.

Years ago, it was a homemade pornographic video with Ray J. And her then-boyfriend delivered like only he can.

These days, though, Kardashian's desires are more innocent, tame and dessert-based.

She was spotted at Cold Stone Creamery over the weekend, snacking on an ice cream sundae with soulmate Reggie Bush...

Kim Kraves Ice Kream

Kim and Reggie snacked on ice cream and then headed to a hotel for some real dessert, if you know what we mean!!!

Click on the photos below for larger versions of each picture:

  • Dessert Stop
  • Wax-Like
  • Dessert Fiends
  • Hotel Bound
  • Yummy Snack

[Photos: Splash News]

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A recent debate took place in The Hollywood Gossip offices. Our staff argued about just how thin Lindsay Lohan has become.

  • According to one writer, Lohan is so thin, she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
  • A programmer countered that Lohan is so thin, she could use a Cheerio as a life-preserver!
  • An accountant proceeded to chime in, stating that Lohan is so thin, she makes Shenae Grimes look overweight!

At that, we all realized what sort of dire situation Lindsay had gotten herself into. Fortunately, the actress is aware of her skeletal-like issues and swears that she isn't anorexic.

"I eat. I had my Big Mac yesterday from McDonald's," she told Us Weekly over the weekend. "I eat just as much as I always have."

Lohan says she's lost weight because she's been "working a lot," while she blames "stress ... and lack of sleep when I travel" for her frail condition. But she doesn't care if people compare her to Kate Bosworth, Mischa Barton and other miniscule stars.

"They've already said everything about me that they can say. And I've never really cared then. I'm my own person, and people can say whatever they want. I'm still going to be the person that I am."

Here's a look at Lohan through the years. Click on each photo to see how her body has changed:

  • Lindsay Lohan Naked
  • Nude Lindsay Lohan
  • Everyone, Look!
  • Wedgie Fix

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Khloe Kardashian doesn't kare for Valentine's Day.

The single socialite, who recently broke up with NBA shooting guard Rashad McCants, expressed her disdain for this Hallmark holiday over the weekend. She threw an anti-Valentine's Day party at tao night club in Las Vegas.

Sister Kim Kardashian wasn't around for the event, as she actually has a boyfriend and had less bitter things to do. But siblings Kourtney and Rob made an appearance...

The photos below, also from the party, reminded us of two things:

  1. Break up with Khloe Kardashian at your own risk;
  2. Kourtney Kardashian is really hot.

Click on each for larger versions:

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Wait, hasn't Samantha Ronson seen Lindsay Lohan nude?

Even more often than the average Internet user or random pizza delivery boy?

Despite the usual bedroom shenanigans with Lohan, the British DJ looks fascinated by her girlfriend's boobs in this photo. Yes, they are huge, Sam.

But they've also been touched more often than little boys at Michael Jackson's house.

Whoa! Boobs!

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

Click on the following photos for more shots of Samantha and Lindsay during New York Fashion Week:

  • Texting 4 Help
  • Peeved Lindsay
  • Lindsay, Up Close
  • Fashin Week Photo

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In case you haven't heard, Jessica Simpson has been under fire this month for resembling an overweight grandmother.

Is it ever right to call out a woman for being fat? Probably not.

Clarkson Style

But does Simpson have a difficult time playing the victim when she's made a living off her image, inviting the world into her home for a reality show and seeking attention wherever she goes? Probably so.

Conversely, Kelly Clarkson has also battled weight issues over the years... but no one cares. The original American Idol simply goes about her business of making good music, garnering fame and fortune via actual vocal chops, as opposed to large breasts and pink Cowboys jerseys.

Here's a look at Clarkson over the years. Click on each photo for a larger version:

The moral of this contrast?

If you possess talent, the media will focus on your music. If you flaunt your body at every occasion, expect a backlash when it changes shape.

Sorry, Jessica.