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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

Not everyone is sympathetic to Michaele Salahi. The reality star admitted on Fox News this week that she is suffering from Multiple Sclerosis, but that hasn't stopped a Real Housewife from saying of Michaele and husband Tareq:

"They are an embarrassment to the franchise. They are a loose cannon. Now, Michaele has revealed she has multiple sclerosis; next she'll be announcing she is pregnant with triplets to get attention."

It's amazing, but true: THG is on the side of Miley Cyrus. Kind of. Sort of. Mostly, at least.

Following dinner with Demi Lovato last night, the singer/actress was followed back to her car by a couple members of the paparazzi. They blinded her with their flashes and wouldn't move out of her way when asked.

Posted in: Miley Cyrus

Attention male and female readers: stop whatever you are doing. It would be dangerous to be operating heavy machinery, or even eating a piece of fruit, while viewing the following videos.

Produced by Armani, they feature Megan Fox and Cristiano Ronaldo... in their underwear! Talk about a serious choking hazard.

Posted in: Megan Fox

In an episode upset that THG never saw coming, Michael Grimm was named the winner of America's Got Talent last night.

Heck, we didn't even include the singer in our reader poll this week, as we asked fans to choose between Jackie Evancho (who finished second) and Prince Poppycock (who finished fourth). Perhaps we should stick to making fun of Kate Gosselin and get out of the prediction business.

In case it wasn't nauseating enough for Danielle Staub to have landed her own talk show, and in case it wasn't sick enough that she plans to insult all gay people on it, consider this:

Titled Social, the series will focus on the extravagant lifestyles of the rich and famous. That's exactly what the world needs to see more of, right? Maybe one episode can tell us about the CEO of Goldman Sachs and his $50 million bonus from last year.

Posted in: Danielle Staub

If anonymous sources, lacking any evidence whatsoever, are to be believed, Kim Kardashian is pregnant.

The clear proof of Kim's expecting state lies in the eyewitness account of an employee at a pharmacy in London, who told Life & Style this week that the world's most famous reality star picked up a trio of home pregnancy tests on Sunday.

Posted in: Kim Kardashian

Perhaps Megamind cannot. But Olivia Wilde most definitely can.

While the aforementioned movie goes negative in its latest poster, which is a take-off of Barack Obama's famous tagline, the actress holds a megaphone and sends a positive message in her new ACLU-sponsored ad.

Posted in: Olivia Wilde