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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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We still don't know whether or not Robert Pattinson is actually dating Kristen Stewart. The rumors and reports seem to change daily.

The latest talk, within celebrity gossip circles, is that just when the couple had started to get really serious, each side's schedule has created an obstacle:

Stewart is shooting the Joan Jett biopic The Runaways in Los Angeles, while Pattinson has been spotted often on the NYC set of Remember Me (flirting with co-star Emilie de Ravin, according to witnesses).

At least one member of Robert's family believes that something is going on between the actor and his Twilight Saga leading lady: Pattinson's aunt, Diana Nutley, told Life & Style that her nephpew should steer clear of Kristen.

"I don't think it would be a good idea for Robert to be in a serious relationship with Kristen," Nutley said, offering little explanation for her view.

The latest issue of Life & Style explores the relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart (hot!), as well as the imaginary story of Michael Jackson's murder (disgraceful!).

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We apologize ahead of time for the sophomoric nature of this post.

But Kim Kardashian sort of brings it upon herself.

Glasses vs. Boobs

After all, we're not used to seeing the former sex tape star ride a long, hard, wet shaft with the expression below. As you can see for yourself, she typically has her eyes closed, with an intense, orgasmic look on her face.

We're sorry, Ray J, but your ex appeared to be having more fun riding the waterslide at the Sierra Mist Beach House in Malibu yesterday than she ever had taking it from behind with you.

Bikinis were invented with Kim Kardashian in mind.

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You gotta love Dina Lohan.

And by "love," we mean "hope she chokes on her daughter's drunken vomit and is never heard from again."

Lindsay, Dina Pic

Speaking to Life & Style last week, the awful mother of Lindsay and Ali claimed money wasn't the motivation for starring in her ridiculous E! reality show, while adding that she was the one who put an end to Living Lohan.

"I only did the show to defuse the rumors," Dina said. "And then they wanted us to do these crazy things, like my son cheating on his girlfriend, me faking a pregnancy. I was like, 'No, no, no! They had ideas that weren't conducive to our ideas."

Sorry, Kate Gosselin. But even you have a long way to go before snatching the title of World's Worst Mother from Dina Lohan.

Fortunately, the world hasn't seen the last of the self-proclaimed "White Oprah" on the small screen.

"We're working with another network on another idea," she said. "Yeah, not reality per se, but a realistic show."

Rumors state that it may be called My Life as a Pimp: How to Spawn Attention-Starved Drug Addicts That Only Receive Hugs When They Bring Home Lots of Cash.

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Life certainly seems easy for Robert Pattinson.

He stars in popular movies, he's ogled at by women everywhere, he goes home to Kristen Stewart almost every night.

But the man that plays Edward Cullen is always looking over his shoulder, wondering who the next young stud that threatens his place in the Hollywood pecking order will be.

Enter Jamie Campbell-Bower.

This rising star is also British, also dons wild hair and has also landed a critical role in New Moon, one directly opposed to that of Pattinson. Campbell-Bower will play Caius, the leader of the Volturi. It's safe to say that he and Cullen don't agree on one major issue:

Edward wants to love Bella, while Caius was to kill Bella. Awkward!

Jamie Campbell-Bower Photo

Jamie Campbell-Bower is about to make life a lot more difficult for Robert Pattinson, on and off screen.

Who will win the battle between Campbell-Bower and Pattinson? The latter is next starring in a random movie called Remember Me, while the former will portray Gellert Grindelwald in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Advantage, Jaime? You tell us.

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She's made a name for herself by befriending a boy wizard.

Soon, she starts life as a student at Columbia University.

But there's another side to Emma Watson, an edgier, sexy persona that is on full display in the latest issue of UK Elle.

In this month's Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Watson will reprise her beloved role as Hermione Granger. While a portion of the movie is dedicated to her character's crush on close friend Ron Weasley, we don't understand why it takes Hermione so long to land him.

All she had to do was show Ron the following images:

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Sorry, Emily Deschanel.

We like Bones as much as the next website, but we don't have a lot of confidence about your chances in this Fashion Face-Off.

The star of that Fox hit was spotted out recently in an outfit that shows her affection for leopards. Incredibly, this same shirt was worn a few days later by Megan Fox.

The odds of that happening are about as low as the odds of readers voting for Deschanel over Fox, but, hey, you never know! Check out the stars below and then answer our poll question:

Emily Deschanel vs. Megan Fox

Who wears this outfit better?

 

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What did you do this morning? Wake up, drink a cup of coffee, brush your teeth?

Well, Kevin Jonas may have done all those things, too, but he added another important errand to his list: he proposed to Danielle Deleasa!

As first reported by People, the singer showed up at his girlfriend’s doorstep in New Jersey early this morning and dropped to his knee to ask for her hand in marriage with a cushion-cut diamond ring. Her response?

“She said yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row," Jonas said.

Kevin arrived in Jersey hours after entertaining fans in Vancouver, a concert he admits "was tough...  knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world."

As for Deleasa, who met Kevin in the Bahamas in 2007, she said of the engagement: “It still feels like a dream.”

Brother Nick Jonas, meanwhile, is pretty much back together with Miley Cyrus. Will he be the next to get hitched? Stay tuned!

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Perhaps the love between good friend Kendra Wilkinson and her new husband Hank Baskett rubbed off on Holly Madison.

Or maybe Criss Angel has performed his greatest magic trick yet.

But whatever the motivation, Star Magazine reports that the former Playboy model has rekindled her relationship with the Las Vegas magician. The couple had broken up in March.

“Holly still had feelings for Criss, so around mid-June she gave him a call,” said a source. “She was thrilled when he asked to meet for drinks. They’ve seen each other a few times since!”

Guess Madison won't be going back to Hugh Hefner after all. Sorry, old man.

Holly Madison and Criss Angel Pic

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Miley Cyrus was born in November 1992.

Michael Jackson's last hit song, "You Are Not Alone," topped the charts less than three years later.

So while we don't doubt Cyrus was somewhat affected by the death of Jackson, the lengths to which she's grieving cause us to wonder about her intentions. Come on, Miley, was Michael Jackson really your "hero," as you Tweeted this week?!?

Or, like Lindsay Lohan, are you simply using the passing of a music icon as a means to divert attention to yourself and your fake personal mourning process?

Above the Twitter message Rocking out to 'BAD' in my bathroom. MJ is my hero!, Cyrus posted the following photo today:

Miley on MJ

Look, Jackson reshaped the world of music in numerous ways. We don't question the sincere reaction to his passing of singers such as Usher or Diddy, those that were alive during MJ's heyday.

We also can't imagine what a true lifelong friend, such as Diana Ross - who was included in Michael Jackson's will - is going through.

But can we please get a break from the outpouring of emotion and supposed sadness from young artists such as Miley Cyrus?

In her lifetime, she's only known Jackson as someone who admitted to sharing his bed with unrelated minors; as someone who actor Corey Feldman said, in 2005, used to show him naked photos of men when Feldman was young; as someone that dangled a baby over a balcony.

Jackson was as troubled as he was talented. It doesn't mean we're glad he's gone, nor does it mean we don't sympathize with those that were truly influenced by his life.

But it does mean we take issue with a Disney TV star and occasional country singer that exploits this death for her own agenda. Not everything is about you, Miley.

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On this season's Michael Jackson night on American Idol, Kris Allen wowed viewers with an acoustic version of "Remember the Time."

In reaction, Paula Abdul said: "Kris, I truly believe no one knows Michael's catalog better than you."

Now, in an interview with Newsweek, the Idol chamopn - who started his run on the series with a rendition of "Man in the Mirror" - talks about the influence the late King of Pop had on his career.

On the first time he heard Jackson sing: I was probably 7 or 8 years old. The Dangerous album came out, and I bought it. It was a tape. It kind of stayed in my tape player forever.

On the appeal of Jackson: Every time you listen to this music you get this feeling and you always feel good. And as a kid, that's a captivating thing. His music was so easy to get lost into. I remember being 8 years old and dancing in my room to his music. Trying to dance like him, as well. It was ugly, but it was fun.

On hearing about Jackson's death: We were at rehearsal for the tour. Actually, [Adam Lambert] was on stage. He was almost done, and I was about to go up. We heard the news and we stopped everything and we canceled the rehearsal.

On his favorite Jackson song: I really, really like "Leave Me Alone." It's always been one of my favorites. But I don't know if you pick just one favorite Michael song.

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