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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Kall us krazy, but the koverage of Kourtney Kardashian and her pregnancy is a bit out of kontrol.

We get it. She had unprotected sex with Scott Disick and is now expecting a child in December. We hope the baby is happy and healthy.

But must tabloids continually hype mundane facts, such as the breaking news that Kourtney plans to breast feed?

Or that - gasp! - she eats breakfast... in the morning?!?

Attention Lover

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, the barrage of Kourtney quotes kontinues, despite the fact that she doesn't even have a point to make. She might find out her child's gender; she might not.

"I'll probably find out, but I haven't decided for sure," Kardashian said, adding the following insight about possible names: "I don't have any names that I'm crazy about yet. I just got a name book that Scott's parents sent me."

Amazing. Come back tomorrow and find out which movie sits atop Kourtney's NetFlix queue.

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As previously reported True Blood spoilers have revealed, Evan Rachel Wood will guest star on a couple episodes of this HBO hit as Queen Sophie-Ann.

The character is 1,100 years old and open to many different kinds of experiences... in bed!

“She’s not necessarily a lesbian,” Wood told E! News this week. “Her human partner is a girl, but I’m pretty sure she goes both ways. I think vampires are like that in general.”

Hmmm... really? This would shed entirely new light on the Twilight Saga and The Vampire Diaries.

Wood also teased fans with this naughty nugget:

“I don’t know if I am having sex with anyone yet, but I certainly have a steamy scene with someone that I don’t think you’d really expect.”

The actress will return to this role for True Blood's third season. She premieres as Sophie-Ann Sunday night, but you can get an early look at her in character right now.

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While women around the country might habve dirty thoughts about Robert Pattinson, we've discovered a new way to get close to the Twilight Saga star:

Clean yourself up!

A keen Toronto manufacturer has come out with a set of Robert Pattinson shower curtains, as shown below. The only problems with this incredible accessory? The initial order sold out instantly; and owners of them might never leave the bathroom.

The curtains feature a three-foot tall headshot of the actor, hand-pained and in full-on Edward Cullen mode.

They've been on sale at Etsy.com, so we encourage readers to visit that site often and see if a new set has been released. Or just keep coming back to this page and ogle until your heart is content. Either way.

Robert Pattinson Shower Curtain

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Taylor Swift is featured in the latest edition of Bliss magazine, a British publication that clearly has good taste in cover girls.

The country music superstar dishes on love and courage inside the issue, among other topics. Here are excerpts from her interview:

On love: “Love is something that happens to really lucky people, but sometimes it’s not an exact fit. A lot of times you end up with people who maybe look the way you want them to, but don’t act the right way.”

On song lyrics: “Putting personal details into my songs is a fearless move because there is a lot to lose. Some people might be freaked out and not talk to me in case they might end up in a song. But if one person is able to relate to it, then it’s worth it.”

On being let down: “Most of my songs are about when I’ve built up someone in my mind, but they’ve turned out not to be the person I thought they were. At that point, for me, there is no turning back.”

Gee, we wonder if she's referring to Joe Jonas.

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You've heard him sing.

Now, watch and listen to Danyl Johnson talk about his sudden rise to fame.

The X Factor contestant, who caused Simon Cowell to remark that he put on "the best first audition I have ever heard," appeared on Today this morning.

Asked by Matt Lauer about his rise to fame, Johnson said: "It's been pretty mental," an understatement considering his initial audition has been viewed over one million times on YouTube.

A teacher, Johnson said he was pushed to try out for the British version of American Idol by his school children. As for his long-term music goals?

"I guess my dream is to get an album out there and write songs and really enjoy it."

We wish him the best of luck with that.

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Take note, Kourtney Kardashian. This is how you talk about pregnancy!

While one E! reality star is boring the public to death with mundane details about her knocked up state (the latest: Kourtney might live in the suburbs!), another is letting fans in on the exciting details of impending motherhood.

Give us an example, Kendra Wilkinson:

"I've been hornier! We'll be off-roading, and we'll go at it in the bushes somewhere! Or we'll be driving, and he'll pull over. Quickies are the best! If he lasts any more than a couple of minutes, I'm like, I'm done!"

Expecting Couple

Even when it comes to delivering her son in December, all Kendra can think about is intercourse. She told Us Weekly that husband Hank Baskett is unsure about what to do on the big day.

"At first he said, 'I'll be there next to you but won't watch.' But now he says, 'I want to see the crowning moment.' I'm like, 'Will you have sex with me after seeing this?'"

As for visiting the Playboy Mansion with her little one, Kendra makes it clear she'll be walking through those doors, Crystal Harris and company be damned!

"Hef is a huge part of my life, and I don't care about any other whore there. I care about Hef. He's a good dad, a great person, and I want my child to be around him a little bit."

Follow this article's jump watch a video of Kendra and Kourtney dishing on their pregnancies and taking pictures for a recent photo shoot.

Continue Reading...

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We know, fellas: Ashley Greene looks best naked.

But because her mean lawyers made us remove those nude images, you'll have to settle on the next best thing:

This Twilight Saga star with longer hair than usual! (Okay, the next, next, next, next best thing.)

Greene has ditched the sleek, summer look for longer, flowing waves. Like the new look? Hate it? Just wanna stare at Robert Pattinson pictures all day?

Chime in below.

  • Ashley Greene in Teen Vogue
  • Greene in Nylon

Which Ashley Greene hairstyle do you prefer?

 

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If Oksana Grigorieva wants to be known as a respected singer, she might wanna stop taking a page out of Spencer Pratt's notebook.

For now, the Russian is known solely for getting knocked up by Mel Gibson.

Instead of just focusing on her music, however, Oksana is making headlines again for acts that took place when she was undressed.

Yesterday, Grigorieva filed a lawsuit against Samuel Oriti , a photographer she claims sold pictures of the singer in lingerie. The suit refers to Oksana as "an internationally renowned model, pianist and musical composer and performer," which is hilarious.

Octomom Lookalike

Double Whammy: Oksana Grigorieva is carrying Mel Gibson's seed and resembles Octomom.

Documents allege that Oriti met Oksana in 2004 and told her he would negotiate a deal for her with a major lingerie company. She agreed to the pics, paid for them to be taken and is now dismayed that they've been leaked online. (Check them out NOW!)

The suit does not claim there is any contract agreement between Oriti and Oksana; nor does it provide evidence that she paid for the photo session.

Oksana is seeking at least $100,000. She should be seeking psychiatric treatment instead.

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You really shouldn't stalk Miley Cyrus.

It's unethical, it's illegal and it just gives her something else to Twitter about.

But Mark McLeod was arrested earlier this month for allegedly following around the Hannah Montana star during a movie shoot in Savannah, Georgia. The sick nut job said Miley had been sending him "secret messages" on TV and in her music.

Fortunately, it doesn't sound as though McLeod will be coming near Cyrus again in the near future: a judge has rejected a request to reduce his $55,000 bond for release, according to the Savannah Morning News, which quoted judge Steven Scheer as saying the 53-year-old McLeod posed a potential threat.

"I can't deny him bond, but if I could I would, because I do feel he's a danger."

Miley Image

McLeod was also arrested in 2003 for contributing to the delinquency of a minor when he transported a girl across the Georgia/South Carolina border.

Following yesterday's hearing, McLeod's attorney, James Byrne, claimed his client - who says he's Miley's "secret husband" - wasn't a menace to anyone.

"He's been painted as this monster, but he's got a family," the lawyer said. "What he said I understand was unsettling to a lot of folks. But it doesn't make him a stalker."

What on earth would make him a stalker, Mr. Byrne?!?

Miley has taken out a temporary restraining order against McLeod. We hope he goes away for a very long time.

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Have you voted in our most recent Twilight Saga poll?

Did you cast your opinion on the side of Alex Meraz shirtless or Taylor Lautner shirtless? Clearly, fans can't go wrong either way.

But Meraz is upping his topless game in the video below, as the actor that portrays Paul in New Moon rips off his top in an Incredible Hulk-like display of strength and anger.

And hotness. Check it out now:

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