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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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At this point, whoever lands in the interview chair, does the interview it looks like. Don't ask any questions. It's called rolling with life.
- Kate Gosselin, opening this week's episode of Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Oh, is that what it's called, Kate? We thought it was called "being an attention-seeking nag of a possibly disloyal wife and mostly unfocused mother that cares more about the spotlight and free tummy tucks than she does about her children."

Our bad.

Don't be fooled by the cover photo. The "Multiple Blessings" referred to in Kate Gosselin's book refer to the dollar bills that come been rolling in with each sale.

Viewers were subjected to the 100th episode of this reality TV dreck last night, as the installment featured famous chef Emeril Lagasse (for reasons unknown), along with numerous digs at husband Jon by Kate (for reasons known: she's a bitch).

Among our favorite Jon disses were:

  • When Lagasse asked her how her man was in the kitchen, Kate simply replied: "Not so much." (As opposed to Kate's genius on the stove, of course, which you can soon read all about!)
  • Kate later quipped: "Jon, do you know where the oven is? Let me point you to it."
  • Still not content, Kate drove the point home again, telling Emeril of her husband: "This is the most I've seen him in the kitchen in my life."

Watch the episode's opening interview after this article's jump. But be careful. Resist the urge to throw your computer out the window after doing so.

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Numerous celebrity gossip tabloids have hinted at it, but no magazine has offered any proof yet of a relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

That hasn't changed, but a reliable source has made it clear that these co-stars are far more than work pals. 

Hot Trio

At this weekend's Young Hollywood Awards, E! News asked Twilight director Catherine Hardwicke about the rumors. She delivered the most exciting vague response of the year!

"People love to talk, so let them have fun talking," Hardwicke said. "I think they have an interesting, wonderful connection, so you know... What does dating mean? I don't know. I couldn't say."

Is the director implying that Stewart and Pattinson are, at least, bumping uglies? Or, in their case, hotties? It certainly seems that way, doesn't it?

We're giddy.

Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart dating? We don't know. Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart very good looking? YES!

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Almost every member of the High School Musical cast has made it clear that he/she is hoping to reach more mature audiences in the future.

For Zac Efron, that means starring in adult fare, such as Entourage.

For girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens, that appears to be mean posing seductively. Holla!

In the latest issue of InStyle UK, the actress gets both her sexy and her dapper on. She's clearly come a long way from posing nude, as this is the sort of photo spread respectable stars would line up for.

Check out a series of pics below. Click on each for an enlarged version of Vanessa...

InStyle UK Cover
  • The Sexy Side
  • InStyle UK Pic
  • Looking Good
  • Going Fancy

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By pretending to Twitter as though he were his newborn son, Lance Armstrong almost ruined a magical moment.

Still, it's easy to forgive the seven-time Tour de France winner and cancer survivor for such lameness. After all, he survived cancer and won the Tour de France seven times!

Yesterday, the cyclist and girlfriend Anna Hansen were all smiles as they brought home Armstrong's fourth kid from the hospital in Aspen, Colorado.

Lance and Max Armstrong

[Photo: Fame Pictures]

"We have a a house full of family. All here to see the little man," Armstrong Tweeted. "He's so amazing."

There's no word yet on whether Lance, who injured his collar bone during a race this year, is healthy enough to take on the Tour de France field again in July. But we wouldn't bet against him.

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Has Lindsay Lohan successfully stalked Samantha Ronson?

As reported earlier, the nightmare of an actress followed her ex-girlfriend to London and pretty much wouldn't leave her alone.

Sober Shine Award

Now, based on a couple of recent Tweets, it appears as though Lohan may have worn down the British DJ.

Don't turn around, Samantha Ronson. There's a Crotch of Fire behind you.

"Leaving London but with my favorite favorite!!!" Lindsay wrote on her Twitter page yesterday, as she and Ronson were photographed at a London airport terminal together awaiting a flight to Los Angeles.

This Twitter message was soon followed by: "Great news to share!! Maybe .... ;)"

Wow. The smiley faced wink of an emoticon?!? They are totally back together.

That's what a source confirms to People, as well, saying:

"They haven't started fighting yet, but they are back together as far as Lindsay is concerned. Lindsay has been doing so much better and has been giving Sam her space. She is really dedicated to making it work."

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It took years of likely steroid use and an affair with Kimberly Bell, but Barry Bonds has finally struck out at his marriage.

We've learned that Liz Bonds (formerly Liz Watson) has filed for legal separation from the exiled slugger, citing irreconcilable differences. Liz has requested joint legal and physical custody of their 10-year-old daughter.

This gives Bonds and Alex Rodriguez something else in common. Will the MLB all-time home run king next date Anne Hathaway? Stay tuned!

Soon enough, Barry Bonds' alimony payments will match the size of his head.

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Attention, Absolutely Insane New Moon Fan: you may wanna stop reading right about now.

When asked by Extra about the upcoming Twilight sequel, Taylor Lautner didn't reveal any major spoilers. But he did say:

"There is heartbreak and, oh it's horrible. New Moon will rip your heart to shreds. So get ready!"

Don't worry, T-Bone. Fans are ready.

Taylor Lautner Poster

As for his shriek-inducing topless scenes, the actor said conditions weren't ideal for him to go all Matthew McConaughey on viewers. But, hey, you gotta suck it up.

"I was shirtless, all I was wearing was shorts. We were in 35-degree (2 degrees Celsius) weather. They poured rain on us, which is like ice cold. And the scene was like four minutes long and I'm just sitting there and you can't look cold. I'm the only one. I'm just standing there like basically naked with everybody bundled up in this ice cold weather."

At least the end result is worthwhile. Those that have seen Lautner shirtless pics aren't complaining .

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It's out with the long and in with the short for Selena Gomez.

The young star has finally given fans something to talk about aside from those pesky rumors that she's dating Taylor Lautner.

Over the weekend, The Wizards of Waverly Place actress showed off a new, shorter, bob-like hairstyle at the Time for Heroes Celebrity Carnival in Los Angeles, an event that benefits the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation.

Do you like it?

Selena Gomez Hair

 

When asked about dating Lautner, Gomez told Extra:

"He's one of my good friends. I'm single. Definitely single."

Hear that, fellas?!? Game on.

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Last week, readers of The Hollywood Gossip got to know Drake LaBry.

But Kris Allen, along with most of the American Idol finalists, already met Adam Lambert's boyfriend during season eight of the show. And the series champion couldn't be more excited that his friend is now open with this relationship.

"I think he's happier that he can be himself and it's nice," Allen said to People, when asked about Lambert stepping out with his LaBry last week. "Adam is who he is and he's not afraid. I support him in whatever he does."

Allen added that LaBry is "a really nice guy and that he and Lambert "click well and they're really nice together."

Meanwhile, Lambert has confirmed that the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone will reveal answers to everyone's questions about his sex life.

"At this point, I think everybody knows everything, but once the Rolling Stone article comes out, people will know everything," he said at last night's Young Hollywood Awards.

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Miley Cyrus wants your pity.

The beloved multi-millionaire is soon leaving to film a movie written specifically for her by a world-famous author and won't be seeing her gorgeous boyfriend for a couple months. God, life is difficult for Cyrus.

"'my heart is in two... and its all because of you.' a song i am starting to write :)" Miley posted on Twitter last week, a reference to bidding farewell to Justin Gaston as she embarks to shoot The Last Song.

Forced to be apart for a few months, how will Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston have age-inappropriate sex this fall?

Gaston won't be joining his much younger girlfriend while she's filming the flick, nor will be accompany her on tour this September.

"He's got his own thing going on," Cyrus said over the weekend. "But I am just continuing to work hard and definitely have the whole tour going on and my clothing line and the movie."

As for Gaston, prepare your sad face emoticon, readers. He isn't taking the time apart very well.

"Haven't been this miserable in a looong time," he Tweeted this week.

Maybe we can help you feel better, Justin. Click on the photos below to relive some of your most memorable pics with Miley over the last few months:

  • Miley Cyrus, Boyfriend Pic
  • Two Lovebirds
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