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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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If there's one thing Carrie Prejean is more adept at than touching her private parts on camera, it's shilling for herself and her book.

Despite claims to Sean Hannity that she's humiliated over the leaking of her sex tape, Prejean appeared on The Today Show this morning and discussed... the leaking of her sex tape!

An Awful Human Being

Prejean didn't apologize, nor did she repent in any way. Instead, she railed against an unfair, vicious universe!

"The main point is that there has been a campaign against me to try to silence me for the past seven months for what I said at the pageant... They tried to embarrass me. They tried to humiliate me. They tried to attack me. And I'm still standing."

You can guess the title of Carrie's new memoir, right? Still Standing. Segue, accomplished! Somewhere, her team of publicists is high-fiving.


For a change, Carrie Prejean touches her face in this picture... as opposed to other body parts.

Prejean supporters undoubtedly agree that the liberal media has been out to get their role model, even though every celebrity that's ever released a sex tape or posed topless has been skewered online.

In Carrie's defense, her fans have actually sent us a few excuses for her X-rated video. They include:

  • We're all made in God's image, so I was merely trying to touch God.
  • The Bible bans premarital sex. How else would I get off?
  • I saw the returns on Prop 8 and couldn't help myself!
  • Society made me do it!

Oh, wait. Prejean already said that last one. But she was referring to her semi-nude photos from a few months ago. It's so hard to keep track with her.

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For the record, Shakira would look gorgeous with a bald head.

Seriously. Close your eyes, guys, imagine this Colombian cutie shaking her hips and ask yourself: does it even matter what's on top of her head? We didn't think so.

Still, it's our job as celebrity gossip columnists to poll readers any time a celebrity undergoes a makeover. (It's also our job to insult Miley Cyrus whenever possible.)

With that in mind, study the contrasting styles below and then share your opinion on this beauty...

  • Shakira Fashion Pic
  • Braided and Beautiful

Which hairstyle do you prefer?

 

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Like all of America, Kellan Lutz is excited for New Moon.

But the actor recently told E! News he actually thinks Eclipse will be a bigger hit because the June 2010 release will appeal to men and women.

"It's going to be one of those movies where guys who aren't fans of the Twilight series but like seeing a good kickass action movie are going to see it. And they're going to bring their girlfriends who are anti-Twilight because they don't want to be on that bandwagon," Lutz said.

As for this stud muffin's future prospects?

He loves portraying Emmett Cullen, but he has his sights set on another character:

"[I'm] focused on becoming that new action hero. I want to be Jason Bourne... and take over that franchise. I love doing stunts and shooting guns and doing fight scenes."

Sounds like the challenge is on, Matt Damon!

The Best Body

Should Matt Damon hang up his holster and turn Jason Bourne over to Kellan Lutz?

Of course, no interview with Lutz would be complete without asking about the actor's deliciously ripped physique.

How does he get so toned?

"I go to the gym maybe once or twice a week for 45 minutes," he said. "I hate running. I eat whatever I want. I eat pizza all the time. I have a candy drawer."

Dear Kellan Lutz: we hate you!

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Many older women would take the label of "cougar" as a compliment.

But Demi Moore is not your typical older woman.

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The 47-year old is an established film star, with an adorable younger husband. How does she feel about the term "cougar," which many have thrown at her following her marriage to Ashton Kutcher?

“I’m certainly not the first person to be in a relationship with a younger man, but somehow I was plucked out as a bit of a poster girl," she tells the latest issue of W. "I don’t know why that is."

What would she prefer to be called? Puma, Moore says.

Meanwhile, Demi is also a major fan of Twitter. She says it's helped her transform her image.

“People are much more interested in what I have to say directly, and that really changed the whole dynamic I have with fans... I can’t impress enough the difference in how people are perceiving me. They’re getting to see who I am.”

And that person is hot! Forget Carrie Prejean. When will we see a Demi Moore sex tape?

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We were seriously afraid that season nine of Dancing with the Stars would come and go without a perfect score.

The contestants have simply been that weak.

But Mya and Dmitry Chaplin brought their A-games last night, almost combining for 60 perfect points across two dances. Instead, they had to settle for 59, highlighted by a Samba that received rave reviews from all judges.

Len referred to the singer's hips as "hypnotic;" Bruno said it was a "mean, mean samba;" and Carrie Ann exclaimed: "Everything was perfect. It was beyond belief."

Solid Dancers

Can we please hand these two the trophy already?

Here's a look at last night's leaderboard, which featured a pair of routines for all five remaining quarterfinalists:

  • Mya and Dmitry Chaplin: 59
  • Joanna Krupa and Derek Hough: 52
  • Kelly Osbourne and Louis van Amstel: 51
  • Aaron Carter and Karina Smirnoff: 50
  • Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson: 50

On tonight's elimination show, Michael Bublé and Susan Boyle will perform. Who do you think should go home?

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Stop us if you've heard this before:

A D-list celebrity is about to star in a movie/reality show/release a book. She needs to garner publicity for it. Suddently, rumors of a sex tape pop up. The celebrity plays ignorant, only to eventually fess up to the video, cite it as a mistake and watch her Q-rating soar.

Sound familiar? We've been there, done that with Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Shauna Sand.

In other words: not only is Carrie Prejean dishonest, exploitive and manipulative - she's unoriginal.

The disgraced beauty queen, who was held up for months by conservative Christians as a value-based role model, appeared on Hannity last night and admitted that her sex tape is real.

"All by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me," she said. "Never did I think it would ever come out. It was bad judgment. It's embarrassing. It's humiliating to be talking about this on national TV."

Anyone else think Carrie will feel less humiliated once sales figures for her book, Still Standing, come out?

Oh, the Irony: Carrie Prejean titled her biography "Still Standing." She's in the news again, however, for lying down on video. And touching herself.

How did Sean Hannity respond to this admission? With a joke: "It would be really embarrassing if it was me," he said.

In possibly related news: Hannity wrote the foreword for Prejean's memoir.

If Hannity and the right want to ignore Prejean's topless photos and masturbation tape, that's fine. We agree, people are allowed to make mistakes. But at what point does any American with half a brain realize that Republicans have no better standing on the moral high ground than Democrats do?

Are there any Carrie Prejean supporters out there? We'd love to hear them defend their girl if so!

CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW WITH HANNITY AFTER THE JUMP.

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We apologize, Australia.

For days, we've been railing against our friends Down Under because many of them were apparently unaware that Britney Spears lip syncs at concerts.

That may be lame on their part, but America has no educated foot to stand on: over three million people tuned in for the two-hour Khloe Kardashian/Lamar Odom wedding special on E! Sunday night.

Over three million!!!

It's not as though viewers didn't have other quality options on Sunday evening, either. There was an exciting NFL game; Dexter on Showtime; Mad Men on AMC. Heck, there was the Home Shopping Network.

Anything is more appealing than watching two people spit on the concept of love, rake in money for their wedding and laugh all the way to the bank.

Put simply, the 3.07 million individuals that tuned in to this contrived nonsense need to get a life. And a TV Guide.

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It took Ashley Greene one major scandal to realize it, but the Twilight Saga star doesn't need to get naked to look hot.

The actress covers the December issue of Maxim and will likely garner a new fan base as a result of the spread. She looks great in the magazine.

Beauty aside, what's next for Greene professionally? New Moon comes out on November 20; and Eclipse in June, 2010. Other than that?

"I want to hit up James Bond," she said. "That would be awesome.

  • Ashley Greene in Maxim
  • Greene with Gorgeousness

Meanwhile, in a recent interview with MTV, Greene was asked about her favorite scene in the Twilight sequel. She replied:

“[I love] the whole Cullen scene, when Bella gets a paper cut and Jasper goes crazy — you haven’t seen that side of him yet. The performances are great, and the whole dynamic is really great. That was one of my favorite scenes to watch.”

In closing, is Greene anything like the character she plays?

"I have become a lot more like Alice Cullen, because she is probably the most fashionable out of the Cullen clan, and I’ve recently become obsessed with fashion.”

That's a big step for an actress that once chose nudity over clothing. Way to go, Ash!

  • From Maxim
  • Greene in Maxim

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A New Moon star is posing naked on billboards that will soon go up nationwide.

However, instead of being turned on by the prospect of Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart in the buff; we're grossed out at the identity of the actress in her birthday suit.

Christian Serratos, who stars as Angela Weber in the Twilight Saga franchise, has shed her clothes for the latest PETA "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad. She's 19 years old.

Christian Serratos Nude

In the poster, Serratos stands naked next to a tree, besides which it is written:

"Animals killed for their fur are electrocuted, drowned, beaten and often skinned alive. Please don't wear fur."

Isn't the world aware of this by now? THG is as disgusted by fur coat wearing as anyone; but the spoiled snobs that don these items aren't gonna stop doing so because random stars get nude and tell them to.

In fact, this might actually encourage the killing of animals because that act will lead to more naked celebrities in ads!

We felt this way when Charlize Theron, Eva Mendes, Karina Smirnoff and Roselyn Sanchez all bared their bodies on billboards - but Serratos is 19! Isn't that too young to pose naked?

 

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Turn away, Zack Morris. This news will be too troubling for you to hear.

Former Saved by the Bell star Tiffani Thiessen is expecting her first child with husband Brady Smith, People reports. The baby is due in May.

Dannielynn Birkhead

“We are over the moon!” the couple said in a statement. “It’s something we’ve wanted for a long time and we are thrilled that it’s actually happening."

Thiessen has another reason to be happy these days: her new series, White Collar, is a bonafide hit on USA.

As for Morris, Tiffani doesn't have to worry about upsetting her ex: we doubt Zack's enormous cell phone has Internet capability. He'll never know!

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