Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Yesterday afternoon, Khloe Kardashian hosted a special speed dating session for sister Kourtney.

Supposedly meant to help her sibling find a suitor, the event was klearly a kontrived way to kome up with material for Khloe and Kourtney's impending reality show.

Well, three can play that game, ladies! The Hollywood Gossip sent a staff member undercover at the festivities. He was one of about 10 whole people that showed up for it. He filed the following report...

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I got in line a little before noon. There couldn't have been more than a dozen dudes there. Good move holding the event in the middle of a work day. Are you trying to only set Kourtney up with jobless losers, Khloe?!?

It was 87 degrees out. But that didn't seem to bother Khloe, who just sat in her Porsche Cayenne, while 20 crew members tried to figure out how the dating interviews would actually work. There were also two SWAT guys, one police officer and multiple bouncers present; the 10 of us, which included at least one obvious homeless person, were almost outnumbered.

Finally, the event began. A Dash employee led the first couple suitors inside. Then, some random dude jumped out of his car, cut the line and was immediately escorted into the store. He walked out a few minutes later with his shirt off. **

Dash Photo

A spy for The Hollywood Gossip is somewhere in this photo, waiting in line, nervous about his reality show debut.

Oddly, Khloe came out (sorry, kame out) a couple moments later and personally invited me inside. The girls seemed strangely excited to meet me, which I later discovered was due to the good word put in on my behalf by a Miami Herald reporter that I had befriended in line.

I stood across from the sisters. Kourtney quietly asked how I was doing. Before I even had a chance to smile, Khloe practically leaped over the table and asked: HOW'S YOUR PENIS?!? (It was growing more frightened by the second.)

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Simply put, Joe Jonas thinks Camilla Belle is better than Taylor Swift.

The musician began dating the brunette actress soon after a contentious break up with the beautiful singer; very, very soon after, according to Swift, who has blamed her and Jonas' demise on his relationship with Belle.

Now, Joe and his siblings are firing back at the popular young country star.

In their new single, "Much Better," The Jonas Brothers take a shot at Swift. Consider the following lyrics: And all the tears on her guitar, I'm not bitter. But now I see, Everything I'd ever need, Is the girl in front of me, She's much better.

Ouch! Any pop music fans knows that the group is referencing Taylor's hit song, "Teardrops On My Guitar."

We apologize Tweeniverse, but you must choose a side in this feud. Who will it be?

 

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Angelina Jolie has a message: stop searching for photos of me naked and focus on important world issues.

Such as the crisis in Darfur, where countless citizens are being murdered by a militia.

In the most recent issue of Time, Jolie calls for for more action to end the conflict. Even though the Bush administration labeled the Darfur situation as "genocide," the actress doesn't understand why more people haven't felt "compelled us to intervene."

Why is Angelina Jolie so powerful? Because she focuses on world events even more than box office receipts.

She writes:

"Darfur has almost disappeared from the news, and experts now call it a 'low intensity" conflict.' But the intensity of the crisis has not lessened for those who are struggling to survive.

"More than 250,000 people from Darfur have lived destitute lives in refugee camps in Chad for six years now. Camps with more than two million internally displaced persons inside Darfur are even worse. Thirty percent of those displaced are school-age children. Girls leaving the camps are raped; boys leaving the camps are killed. They want an education; they want to go back to their villages, to their land; they want peace. But they also want justice."

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Earlier this week, actor David Carradine was found dead by a Bangkok hotel maid.

The Kill Bill star was discovered with a rope tied around his neck and his genitals. While Carradine's rep referred to the tragedy as an "accidental death," new reports are casting suspicion around the incident.

According to Chuck Binder, the star's manager, via TMZ, Carradine was found with his hands tied behind his back, making it difficult for one to hang oneself, or even for a mere accident to be blamed for the death.

Moreover, the hotel in which Carradine was found has been slow to release surveillence tapes from the day in question. We'll have more on this shady story as it develops.

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It's a good time to be a fan of teenage singers.

A couple days ago, we announced Miley Cyrus tour dates and locations for the fall.

Now, just a few weeks before its release, we've got our hands on the album cover for Demi Lovato's upcoming album, "Here We Go Again."

When asked about the CD, which hits stores on July 21, Demi cited the difference between this effort and her previous one:

“I think [my last album] Don’t Forget was a lot more Jonas sounding. It had a little more of their feel on it. But this album is just me.”

Will you purchase Demi Lovato's new album?

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Now, her career can begin...

Almost a week after she was upset in the Britain's Got Talent finals, Susan Boyle has left the mental health care facility into which she was checked last Sunday.

Sources have confirmed that Boyle is no longer a patient at the London Priory Hospital. She'll continue to rest this weekend, though it's unclear if the singer will immediately return to her home in Blackburn, Scotland.

Next week, Boyle will meet with 19 Management, Simon Cowell and Sony BMG to discuss her recording contract and impending album. Score!

"Susan wants to get on with it now," says a source. "She's not quitting - those rumors are rubbish.

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Jon Gosselin is more than just a disloyal father of eight that hates his nag of a wife.

He's also a great company shill!

When approached by an E! News cameraman this week, did Jon tell him to get off his property? Did he shoot down any of the separation rumors surrounding himself and wife Kate? Did he deny spending time in Utah a few weeks ago with Deanna Hummel?

No, no and no.

Instead, Gosselin told the reporter that he'd have to watch Jon & Kate Plus 8 and/or pick up the latest issue of People in order to get some answers. Seriously. See for yourself:

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Chin up, LeAnn Rimes. You aren't the only famous, alleged stalker out there these days.

According to reports out of England, Lindsay Lohan figures the best way to reconcile with Samantha Ronson is to follow her around. Everywhere.

The Daily Mail states that Lohan learned of a series of DJ gigs Ronson had lined up around Great Britain. As a result, Lindsay organized a handful of photo shoots and club appearances to coincide with her ex-girlfriend's plans.

Lindsay the Loser

Sources claim the troubled actress checked into the Blakes on Tuesday, a luxury hotel just down the road from where Ronson is staying.

From there, Lohan spent most of Wednesday evening inside Bungalow 8, where her former flame just happened to be serving as DJ. Ronson, supposedly, left soon after Lindsay's arrival, but Lohan booked down the street after her.

"Lindsay has been quite crafty and has arranged it so she comes to London a few days before Sam and establishes herself as a force here," a source told the newspaper, detailing how Lohan is attempting to make a home for herself on Ronson's turf.

In a clear attempt to show the world what her ex was missing, Lohan also flashed her crotch to reporters this week.

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Don't worry. Robert Pattinson will still star in New Moon... and Eclipse... and Breaking Dawn.

But the actor needs a break from playing a vampire at some point in there, which is why he's signed on for a new movie called Remember Me.

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Those lucky enough to appear opposite Pattinson in the film will include Pierce Brosnan, Chris Cooper, and Emilie de Ravin. That's a solid cast.

In the flick, Pattison takes on the role of a young man whose family is torn apart by his brother's suicide. Numb to the world as a result, he meets a young woman (DeRavin) who helps him make the most out of life.

Sounds dark, inspiring... and like a surefire hit.

Brace yourselves: Robert Pattinson will soon play someone other than Edward Cullen.

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Lance Armstrong now only needs three more children to match the number of Tour de France titles he owns.

The cancer surviving cyclist and girlfriend Anna Hansen welcomed a boy into the world yesterday. His name is Max.

Alba and Honor

Armstrong alerted fans to the news via Twitter.

"Wassup, world? My name is Max Armstrong and I just arrived. My mommy is healthy and so am I!"

Wow. Tweeting at age 37 minutes? This kid might actually top his father's impressive accomplishments.

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