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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Nadya Suleman must be aiming for a career as a comedian.

The clinically-insane woman, best known as "Octomom," tells the latest issue of Life & Style, that she has no interest in fame. We haven't laughed so hard at a statement since Spencer Pratt said Heidi Montag was a good singer.

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Breaking entertainment news: Nadya Suleman hates fame! Brangela is fighting! Robert Pattinson is doing Nikki Reed!

Here's what else Suleman had to say in the interview:

On George Clooney: “I actually used to want to become a doctor, and it was because of him. I’ve always thought he’s absolutely beautiful.”

On starring in a pornography: “For $100 million I wouldn’t do it. It’s an insult to my values.”

On having her boobs: “[My lips are real.] I had a breast reduction, not an enlargement. I went from a D-cup down to a C before I ever had children.”

On working a stripper: “I’ve never worked as a stripper in my life. Absolutely not.”

On doing a reality TV show: “Absolutely not! I have no interest in being famous. I’d love to vanish from the public eye as soon as I can."

The best way to do that? Give an interview to a tabloid with a weekly circulation of over 680,000 copies.

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Kim Kardashian is cool with Eminem's latest, celebrity-mocking music video.

Bill O'Reilly? Not so much.

On yesterday's edition of The O'Reilly Factor - who has previously taken stars such as Jessica Alba and Sean Penn to task - bashed the rapper for mocking Sarah Palin in the single, "We Made You."

During the song, Eminem raps: I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner, nail her... Baby, say hello to my little friend.

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Is that really mockery? Sounds like flattery to us.

But not to O'Reilly . He labeled the "attack" on Palin as "crude," adding: "Few Americans take the vile rapper Eminem seriously. He represents the lowest form of entertainment in this country and is a publicity hound to boot.

"Eminem is obviously on an obscene rant about Sarah Palin. It's totally obscene, totally inappropriate... All I want to do is repeat that Eminem means nothing. The video means nothing."

It must mean something, Bill. Why else feature it on your show?

Choose a side in this feud:

 

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Mischa Barton gets naked in the May 2009 issue of Great Britain's Cosmopolitan.

Fortunately, the actress isn't turned sideways in the photo, making it possible to actually see her and her birthday suit.

Anorexic jokes aside (just for a moment, don't worry. See below.), Barton actually looks decent in these pictures. They appear to reflect her new self-confidence.

"I’m happy now. I wouldn’t change my body, and I couldn’t anyway," she says in the magazine. "The only way to be happy and be a more enjoyable person to be around is to embrace what you’ve got. Everyone has issues about their body, but I feel confident now. I’m healthy and happy.”

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Click on the two images above for larger shots of Mischa Barton nude.

Barton added: "Surely there are more important issues than if someone has cellulite?"

Kim Kardashian would agree... but cellulite, Mischa?!? That was never exactly your problem.

Weighing more than a few pieces of pocket lint was really the issue.

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Thanks to her relationship with boyfriend Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus isn't just spending more time than ever with the paparazzi.

She's totally hanging with God.

"I've never been closer to the Lord since I met him," Miley said during a taping of The Rachael Ray Show that will air tomorrow. "He's really made me read my Bible. He's made me actually read the stories in the Bible - not the quick little verses - that not only help me, but show you how to help other people."

Oh yeah, Miley? Have you come across any passages that relate to pre-marial sex with an older man chosen for you by your pimp-like father?

If not, allow our staff to save you some time...

"Marriage is honorable in all and the bed undefiled, but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge." - Hebrews 13:4

"To avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife and every woman have her own husband." -
Corinthians 7:2

"But if they cannot control themselves, they should marry, for it is better to marry than to burn with passion." -
I Corinthians 7:9

"And thou shall take a chill pill when it comes to fame, which can be fleeting and entirely based on the marketing of a certain mouse-themed company; thou should also not make fun of Asian people." -
The Hollywood Gossip, 11:32.

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Someone please send Jennifer Love Hewitt a copy of Malibu's Most Wanted.

We've gotta put an end to her relationship with Jamie Kennedy.

At the New York City premiere of Finding Bliss, the dorky actor was asked about his new, gorgeous girlfriend.

"We've known each other for a very long time and there's just something there. We've always had this mutual admiration society," said Kennedy. "She is the most generous and thoughtful person you'll ever meet. She's amazingly talented and people don't realize that she's incredibly funny, too. She's a great person to be with."

Man, I'm Lucky!

Smile while you can, Jamie Kennedy. Your days of seeing Jennifer Love Hewitt nude are numbered!

Hewitt added that she and Kennedy have a lot in common. Such as the same taste in men.

"We do everything the same. We're very compatible in that way... He has a total man crush on [Keith Urban]! We were [at the Academy of Country Music Awards]  and he's like, 'that guy's kind of hot,' and I'm like 'I know.'"

Speaking of hot, click on the following photos of JLH at the aforementioned film premiere...

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[Photos: Splash News]

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Adam Lambert was eliminated from American Idol last night.

JUST KIDDING!

In reality, Scott MacIntyre received the lowest number of votes this week. The affable, humorous, talented singer/songwriter went as far as his limited range could take him on season eight.

MacIntyre offered an encore of Survivor's "The Search Is Over," but it was wasn't enough to convince the judges that his time on the show should continue.

"Two people think you should stay and two people think you should go," Simon Cowell said before announcing Scott's fate. "This is really tough. I really, really like you, Scott...Look, someone's got to make a decision here... I'm going to say it's the end of the competition [for you]."

Relive MacIntyre's journey below. Click on each photo to enlarge it...

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Isla Fisher is best known for being Borat's wife.

But the actress is trying to break free from her husband's hilarious shadow, and she's doing so by duplicating a celebrity gossip favorite.

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Perhaps if I dress like Kim Kardashian, Fisher figures, the paparazzi will notice me more. Mission accomplished so far, Isla...

Who wears this Lela Rose dress best?

 

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The paternal grandmother of Lindsay Lohan has a message for her broken-hearted relative:

I'm so glad this happened because now I can get paid to give an interview!

No, wait. This is it:

"We'd all like to reach out to her," Marilyn told People. "We're all here for her and we'd love to see her. Me, as a grandmother, I'd like to try and help her out, but she's not here, she's in L.A."

The woman who gave birth to the demonic Michael Lohan blames the night life - that was clearly forced upon Lindsay - for her woes.

"What happened is that it was too much too fast. And she was on her own too early. She was too young," Marilyn  said. "And they get into that party scene. It's very hard for them.

In conclusion, what's Marilyn's message for her granddaughter?

 "I love her, call me, I'm here for her, and anything I can do, please get in touch."

Lindsay Lohan, Breasts

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According to its commercials, the ShamWOW can absorb a mind-boggling amount of soda.

We wonder how much blood the super dish rag can pick up.

Two weeks after news broke that the invention's spokesman, Vince Shlomi, got into a brawl with a prostitute, The Smoking Gun has released a few photos of the combatants.

Based on these pics, neither side can be declared victorious.

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Click on the photos above to enlarge these gruesome, albeit sort of hilarious, pictures of Vince Shlomi and his hospitalized hooker.

According to the arrest affidavit, Shlomi started to make out with the prostitute when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

He reacted by going all Chris Brown on the woman, punching her several times. Both were arrested for felony battery, but the case was eventually dropped.

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Hannah Montana: The Movie is a sure bet to open at number-one this Friday.

But does the Miley Cyrus vehicle deserve to? We've scoured the Internet for a few reviews of the flick and come across the following takes:

You don't eat a Twinkie to lose weight, and you don't see this film to challenge yourself emotionally or intellectually.
- The Arizona Republic

Miley's return to her Tennessee roots goes a little heavy on the country corn.
- The Hollywood Reporter

A goofily endearing romp that might even lasso a few new fans.
- Variety

It's made for girls aged 6-14 and no one else... [and] they're gonna love it.
- Associated Press

Will you be seeing it on the big screen? Click on the following images from the movie for an early look at Miley in the role that made her famous...