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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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They are singers; they are snowboarders; they are models and they are disgraced former Congressmen.

They are also now paired with a professional hoofer, as the season nine tandems have been revealed by ABC. Here's a look at who will be Rumbaing with whom when Dancing with the Stars premieres on September 21:

  • Mya and Dmitri Chaplin
  • Melissa Joan Hart and Mark Ballas
  • Michael Irvin and Anna Demidova
  • Ashley Hamilton and Edyta Sliwinska
  • Aaron Carter (pictured) and Karina Smirnoff
  • Kathy Ireland and Tony Dovolani
  • Debbie Mazar and Maksim Chmerkovskiy
  • Pic of Aaron Carter
  • Hot Dancer
  • Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo
  • Louie Vito and Chesie Hightower
  • Chuck Liddell and Anna Trebunskaya
  • Donny Osmond and Kym Johnson
  • Tom DeLay and Cheryl Burke
  • Macy Gray Jonathan Roberts
  • Joanna Krupa (pictured) Derek Hough
  • Mark Dacascos Lacey Schwimmer
  • Kelly Osbourne and Louis Van Amstel

Who do you think will win Dancing with the Stars?

 

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In Eclipse, Edward faces off with Riley.

In the end (spoiler alert!!!), everyone's favorite vampire gets the best of the young man turned to the darkside by Victoria.

Will the same be said for the men that play these roles?

Robert Pattinson, of course, takes on the character of Edward Cullen in the Twilight Saga; while relative newcomer Xavier Samuel stars as Riley.

They are both easy on the eyes, and they both like to wear dark sunglasses. But you can only choose to have sex with one of these stars. Vote wisely...

The X Man

Who would you rather...

 

In other sexual fantasy news, fans are split on whether they'd prefer to bone Pattinson or Taylor Lautner. After voting in this poll, go share your thoughts on the possiiblity of shagging one of these Twilight Saga hotties.

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Kourtney Kardashian isn't an actress, a singer or anyone that has contributed anything to society aside from being the sister of someone that got famous for making a sex tape.

She had unprotected sex with her boyfriend and is now pregnant.

In other words: she's like millions of other women around the world (except for the sex tape thing).

Nevertheless, Kourtney continues to make tabloid headlines by sharing every conceivable detail about her pregnancy.

Is it really breaking news that Kardashian is scared of holding babies? Or that her boobs are sore? Or that she'd pose nude while knocked up?

Annoying Star

Now, Kourtney has admitted that she has specific (boring) food cravings. Amazing!

"I have more healthy cravings than my normal eating habits, like I crave fruit and cold things like smoothies," she told People. "I wasn't normally a breakfast person. [Now] I eat breakfast the second I get up and I'm definitely hungry all throughout the day."

Stop the presses, folks. Kourtney Kardashian eats breakfast in the morning. Stop those presses!

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Saturday Night Live just lost every potential female viewer for its September 26 premiere.

The iconic program has tapped Megan Fox to host its return to the air this fall, as she'll be on hand to promote her new movie, Jennifer's Body.

“Megan is psyched to have gotten this opportunity,” the source told Life & Style. “She has a lot of surprises in store for the audience. This is the perfect opportunity for her to show off her comedic skills."

Men everywhere are hoping that's not all she shows off.

Hottie of a Host

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Did you ever consider Polaroid?
Yes. But then I figured there was no chance the photos would get leaked and I wouldn't be the top search term on Google for a day.
Same here. I can't believe you shaved it all!

When Ashley Greene and Vanesa Hudgens get together, as the pair did this week in Vancouver, what do you think they discuss?

Considering the fact that each young actress has had nude photos of hers leaked online in the past month, it's safe to assume that naked picture tips are a major topic of conversation.

We wonder if they even recognize each other with clothes on...

  • Naked Gals
  • Ashley Greene and Vanessa Hudgens

Nudity talk aside, a question remains: What was Vanessa Hudgens doing in Vancouver?

Just shooting her next movie, Sucker Punch? Or is the speculation that she may appear in Eclipse, a cameo that fans of the franchise seem torn over, valid? Would you wanna see a bit of High School Musical infused with the Twilight Saga?

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A week ago, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were spotted together in New Orleans, as the NFL star dined with the sex tape star after she attended a charity function on Saturday night.

According to sources, this was a lot more than a one-time meal between former lovers.

Since their rendezvous, insiders have told Perez Hilton that Kim is reorganizing her schedule (of posing in bikinis and standing on red carpets) so she may spend the next three weeks with Bush.

Half of Kush

"Reggie is training, and Kim will stay in the house he asked her to move into before they broke up," said a friend of the couple. "Reggie is doing his best to convince Kim to give him another shot. They spent last weekend together, holed up at his house, only going out publicly to Ruth's Chris Steakhouse on Monday. Kim had a hotel room, but she hardly stayed in it."

We know the real reason for this reconciliation, of course: Reggie wants he and Kim to sit atop our rankings of top celebrity sex tapes. Good luck!

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Within hours of the Internet buzzing over a rumored Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth make-out session, the spoiled young singer took to Twitter to shoot down this story.

She wrote:

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There are just a few problems with this reply:

   1. Blogs did not create this story; it was reported by People magazine and The New York Daily News;
   2. This is not random speculation; Alex Emanuel, a respected Broadway actor, says he witnessed the Miley make-out session;
   3. No one said Cyrus had a boyfriend. The rumor is that she was simply getting to first base with someone. Based on the way she dresses and acts, Miley doesn't seem like a one-guy kind of girl anyway.
   4. Notice how Cyrus always makes herself the center of the universe? We hate to break it to Miley, but reporting on her life is far from our "reason to breathe." It's just a job, sort of like how hers involves being a puppet for Disney.

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Move over, Taylor Lautner.

You're no longer the Twilight Saga star with the best set of abdominal muscles on set.

Don't believe that's possible? Well, BooBoo Stewart sat down with Access Hollywood this week, dished on his role of Seth Clearwater in Eclipse and showed off his stomach.

Wait until the end of the interview below. You'll be so glad you did...

In the interview, Stewart also says there will be FIVE Twilight Saga movies. Does this mean they will split Breaking Dawn into two films? Awesome!

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In June, Miley Cyrus described her co-star in The Last Song, Liam Hemsworth, as a "hot boy."

Now, based on multiple reports, it sounds like the Disney icon has been working up a sweat with the Australian actor - if you know what we mean!

We mean this: the pair has been spotted kissing... off camera!

Both The New York Daily News and People quote witnesses that say Cyrus and Hemsworth played an intense game of tonsil hockey at the Nashville airport on Wednesday.

In fact, actor Alex Emanuel was standing a few feet away and said the rumored couple was "full-on making out." He told People:

"[Miley] jumped into his arms and threw her arms around his neck and kissed him and leaned back and he was dipping her. It was like a scene out of an old movie where the guy's getting on a train and they're saying their goodbyes."

  • Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus
  • Rumored Lovers

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth swapped spit on set and, rumors have it, far away from set! [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Miley has admitted that she and Liam hang out by themselves. Less than a week ago, she Tweeted:

"I kinda want to go see 'The Time Traveler's Wife' but I think I'll just sit around and eat sushi and watch "Liar Liar" with Liam :)"

Ironically, the question now becomes: was Miley being a liar liar when she said she did not have a boyfriend earlier this month?

Or will she finally own up to her relationship with Hemsworth? If so, we're sure she'll do so it in a mature, Cyrus-like manner. Something along the lines of a Tweet that reads:

@justingaston: SUCK IT!

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It's been at least 16 minutes since we last heard thoughts from Kourtney Kardashian on her pregnancy. How many times per day is she using the bathroom? What color will she paint the walls of her nursery?

A bored-at-work-on-a-Friday fascinated public needs the answers!

Fortunately, the knocked up reality star spoke to E! earlier today about the prospect of actually holding a baby. She brought up a recent lunch with sister Khloe, a friend and the friend's baby.

"Khloe knew everything to do, like holding her perfectly, playing all these games. The girl was laughing," Kourtney said. "When I tried to hold her, I was like, 'Khloe, take her, take her!' I was so scared."

Crib Shopping

Kourtney Kardashian (with Scott Disick) stares at a crib and wonders why the sleeping apparatus is spelled with a "c."

As for other infant-related matters, Kourtney is as ignorant as Kim Kardashian was when Ray J suggested ways to spice up their sex life.

"I don't think I have ever changed a diaper," she said. "I am sure that I helped with [younger sisters] Kendall and Kylie, but I don't remember. When Kendall was born, I was 16. You just get your license then and you're never home."

Well, of course not. There's unprotected sex to be having with your shady boyfriend!

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