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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Dane Cook is an unfunny moron.

At this week's Teen Choice Awards, the formerly popular stand-up comedian took to the stage and called out Vanessa Hudgens.

Not content to simply refer to her multiple-time naked picture scandal, Cook forced the camera to pan to the actress and then couldn't even muster a joke about her. He simply said:

Girl, you gotta keep your clothes on!

As the clip below (which was actually edited out of the broadcast) proves, Vanessa looked far from happy about the mockery:

We'd have less of a problem with the reference if Cook actually made an attempt to be funny or witty. You know, something like:

High School Musical? More like High School Nude-ical!

OR:

Bandslam? More like Band-slammin' Body!

You get the idea.

Instead, Cook just exploited the situation without even trying to be creative. That's extra lame. Don't you agree?

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Here's the bad news regarding this week's Ashley Greene nude photo scandal:

The bare-skinned pics of this Twilight Saga star make all other images of her seem like a let down.

A Concert Goer

For example, because we were forced to remove the naked pictures, we spent awhile trying to uncover a few other sexy shots of the actress, in order to satisfy curious online searchers.

And we found a few seductive images, that's for certain.

But we're sad to report that Greene is wearing clothing in the following photos. Not a lot, plenty more layers than most men were hoping to see on her.

See. Ashley Greene isn't always naked.

But how did you react when she was? What do you think of the Ashley Greene nude pics?

 

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Hey, did you hear that Angelina Jolie is dating Brad Pitt?

The beautiful couple made its hot presence very much felt at last night's premiere of the latter's new movie, Inglourious Basterds.

Directed by Quentin Tarantino, the film focuses on a group of soldiers, led by Pitt's character, whose sole mission is to scalp and and kill Nazis. That's a goal we can get behind.

Speaking of behind, Angelina grabbed her man's for the world to see. Take a look:

Inglourious Basterds Premiere Pic

On a night away from their brood of children, Brangelina lived it up on the red carpet. Click on the following photos, courtesy of Fame Pictures, for more examples:

  • Pretty Couple
  • Brangelina Picture
  • Inglourious Basterds Premiere Photo
  • Angelina and Brad

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It looks like Miley Cyrus is an avid reader of The Hollywood Gossip.

Considering her rauncy performance at the Teen Choice Awards, during which she dressed like a prostitute and danced on a stripper pole, we said it was appropriate that Miley later presented an award to Britney Spears.

After all, the two share similar traits: each pretends to be an innocent youth, yet it's nothing but a marketing ploy to lure in young fans and then hit them inappropriate photos, dances and songs. Cyrus and Spears are anything but role models.

  • Miley Picture
  • It is Britney, Bitch

Is Miley Cyrus the next Britney Spears? If so, should she really be excited about that?

Last night, meanwhile, Miley took to her Twitter account and wrote: For all the people calling me the "next Britney" THANK U. I couldn't ask for a better compliment.

You're welcome, we guess, Miles. But... really?!?

You couldn't ask for a better compliment than being compared to someone with no singing ability; two failed marriages; a smoking habit; a stay in a hospital's psychiatric wing; and a clear aversion to wearing underwear?

Aside from the fact that Britney has a few number-one singles, what, exactly, do you take as a positive out of this comparison?

Since you apparently read our site, please write in and let us know. We're excited to hear from you!

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Twilight was the major winner at Sunday night's Teen Choice Awards - and all of its cast members were on hand to celebrate, at least for a little while.

At the event, witnesses told E! News that Robert Pattinson was the undeniable star of the ceremony, saying:

"Girls kept running up to [Rob] asking to get pictures with him, and he was so nice about it. Rob would smile and meet all of the giggling girls, while [Kristen Stewart] would look on and just laugh about all the attention he got. Some even asked if the two were an actual couple, and they would just shoot each other a look, blush and start giggling."

  • Classic R Patt
  • Short-Haired Kristen

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are pretty much a confirmed couple at this point. When will they admit it?

Such attention made it difficult for for Pattinson and Stewart to slip out early... but the couple has learned how to be secretive!

Reportedly, as their co-stars did an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Rob and Kristen darted out the back of the building and left together in a black Navigator. Their destination?

The Chateau Marmont, where Pattinson had a room. Said a hotel source:

"Kristen was in and out all weekend."

So was R Patt, it's safe to assume. Think about it.

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Ashley Greene could use a lesson in public relations... as well as in getting dressed.

The Twilight Saga actress is the latest in a very long line of young beauties to have naked photos leaked online.

Soon after the scandal broke, and responsible celebrity gossip blogs delivered the news to the ever-curious public, Greene's lawyer spoke out. He said:

"The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal and are being unlawfully displayed. Our client intends to take legal action."

Ashley Greene, Clothed

There are two problems with this kind of statement:

  1. It verifies that the naive star really did pose naked at some point;
  2. It simply brings attention to the story, as the Internet will now be buzzing with searches for "Ashley Greene nude" and "Ashley Greene pictures."

By this time tomorrow, there's a good chance we'll have received a letter from Greene's attorney and it will cite our violation of the actress' "reasonable expectation of privacy." We'll remove the photos when asked, as as don't wish to cause any problems.

But can she really cling to such a claim?

Does the Internet afford one such an expectation, especially if she admits she posed for the pics and placed them into the online universe? These are interesting legal and philosophical question, but the conclusion remains the same:

Unless you're leaking the images for professional purposes (hello, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian!), keep your clothes on, ladies.

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Kelly Clarkson has a message for anyone that thinks she's overweight:

You're the one with the problem, not me!

This self-assured, admirable American Idol champion covers Self this month and goes off on her critics inside the magazine's pages.

Kelly Clarkson in Self

Here are excerpts from her empowering interview:

On her critics: When people talk about my weight, I'm like, You seem to have a problem with it; I don't. I'm fine!.

On exercising: I do it totally for my psyche. I'm much better when those endorphins are going. It's a release. And I also love food, so there's a payoff!

On eating habits: I love healthy stuff and junk an equal amount. Whatever I'm craving, I go for it.

On being herself: For me, it's the times when I'm not paying attention that I end up losing weight. But I'm never trying to lose weight – or gain it. I'm just being!

We have three words for Kelly Clarkson: You. Go. Girl!

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New Moon? More like nude moon!

Just days after the Internet was buzzing with Vanessa Hudgens naked pics, yet another young starlet has seemingly been the victim - or perhaps the perpetrator? - of leaked nude photos.

Indeed, Twilight Saga star Ashley Greene, who plays Alice Cullen in the beloved vampire franchise, is baring a lot more than her fangs in the pictures below.

We have no idea where they came from, but we do have a few theories. To wit:

  • Greene is sick of all the attention given to co-star Kristen Stewart; what better way to shine the spotlight on herself?
  • Greene is trying to attract Robert Pattinson. Look at what you could be tanging, R Patt!
  • The photos were taken by rumored new boyfriend Chace Crawford last night, following an evening of serious post- Teen Choice Awards partying.

Do you think the photos are real? Should Greene be fired if so? TAKE A LOOK AT THE ALLEGED ASHLEY GREENE NUDE PICS AFTER THE JUMP AND LET US KNOW!

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As a celebrity gossip site that dutifully follows the Twilight Saga, we've been receiving numerous emails that essentially ask the same questions:

What's the deal with The Vampire Diaries? Is this upcoming show just a rip-off of the Stephenie Meyer-based franchise?

The answer is: yes and no. It's hard to believe The CW would air The Vampire Diaries if not for the recent success of blood suckers on the big and small screen, from Twilight to True Blood.

But The Vampire Diaries is actually based on a series of books that came out long before Twilight, as author L.J. Smith published The Vampire Diaries: The Awakening in 1991.

  • Twilight Saga
  • Vampire Diaries Book

Do these stories have a lot in common with the Twilight Saga? Should fans of Edward Cullen and company tune in to the pilot of The Vampire Diaries on September 10?

Over the next few days, we'll preview the highly-anticipated show by comparing aspects of it to the beloved big screen world inspired by Meyer's novels. First up: Edward vs. Stefan Salvatore.

SIMILARITIES:

  • Both are vampires; possess similar facial features (high cheekbones, angular jaw, wavy hair); seriously crush on a human high school student; neither drinks human blood.
As Stefan Salvatore

DIFFERENCES:

  • Edward is physically unaffected by his disdain for human blood, Stefan is noticeably slow and weak; Edward's family supports his love for Bella, Stefan's brother is vehemently against his feelings for Elena; Edward can read minds, Stefan cannot; Edward is played by a Brit (Robert Pattinson), Stefan's portrayer is from New Jersey (Paul Wesley).

Coming tomorrow: Part II of this comparative series - Jacob Black vs. Damon Salvatore!

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Forgive Miley Cyrus if her arms are tired. She's busy digging herself out of a hole.

Somewhere between collecting six Teen Choice Awards last night and prancing around on stage like a stripper, Cyrus came to her senses.

In April, the self-involved Hannah Montana star had spoken ill of Robert Pattinson. In an interview with Teen Vogue, she said:

I'm not a huge Rob Pattinson fan. Girls aren't really in love with Rob; they're in love with Edward.

Compare that to Miley's post-Teen Choice Awards Tweet:

RPatt Tweet

It took you long enough, Miley!

What do you think, ladies? Should Cyrus be forgiven? Or should the Twilight Saga crew give her a cold shoulder any time their paths cross in the future?

Tiny Skirt

Like her ultra mini-skirt, Miley Cyrus' opinion of Robert Pattinson is very short (sighted).

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