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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Allure lives up its title this month.

In the May 2009 issue of the magazine, which goes on sale April 21, a quintet of beautiful women bare it all. They are:

  • Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi;
  • Comedian Chelsea Handler;
  • Dollhouse star Eliza Dushku;
  • Actress Sharon Leal;
  • True Blood star Lynn Collins.

Why pose nude, Lynn?

"Women with confidence in their bodies are the sexiest thing, so I put on my cape of courage and did it. It was quite liberating!"

It was quite sexy, as well.

FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP TO DROOL OVER EACH WOMAN IN HER BIRTHDAY SUIT...

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What took so long?!?

Almost three years after Mel Gibson drove drunk, insulted Jewish people and referred to a cop as "sugar tits," the actor's wife has filed for divorce.

Mel n' Oksana Picture

According to TMZ, Robyn Moore filed legal papers to divorce Gibson, her husband of 28 years, last Thursday. She cited "irreconcilable differences" in the document.

The couple were married in 1980, long before Gibson amassed a fortune estimated at $900 million back in 2006. There's no prenuptial agreement, meaning he stands to lose up to half his earnings.

Ouch. That could hurt Mel more than any comparison to former dictator Saddam Hussein.

Robyn is seeking custory of 10-year old son Tom, along with spousal support and attorneys fees.

** UPDATE: A source confirmed to People that Gibson and Moore have actually been separated for three years. This development simply makes it legal.

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Suri Cruise turns three years old on Saturday.

So, what do Tom and Katie get the kid that has everything? Admission into the Church of Scientology’s New Village Academy!

High Heeled

Reportedly, the tyke is set to start classes there five days a week.

The school is located in Calabasas, California and actually funded by Will Smith. Its curriculum includes: mathematics, literacy, Spanish, karate, yoga, robotics, technology, etiquette, art, and living skills.

Doesn't sound so bad, right? Yes, it does, according to David S. Touretzky, Professor of Computer Science at Carnegie Mellon University.

He's been critical of the school's use of "study technology," telling The Los Angeles Times last year:

"There is no reputable educator anywhere who endorses [study technology]. What happens is that children are inculcated with Scientology jargon and are led to regard L.R. Hubbard as an authority figure. They are laying the groundwork for later bringing people into Scientology."

So it's considered to be a quasi brain-washing facility? No way Tom Cruise would be open to something like that!

Click on the adorable photos of Suri Cruise above... before she grows up and becomes a robot!

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Phew.

Anyone that feared for the ego of Miley Cyrus can breathe a little easier this morning. The actress' first foray on to the big screen produced record-breaking results.

Splashing Stars

Hannah Montana: The Movie earned $34 million at the box office, the second-biggest Easter weekend total of all-time. Its opening-day gross of $17.3 million was the largest haul ever for a G-rated film.

Looks like Miley's closeness to God is really paying off! Dude was totally there for His BFF this weekend, ignoring His son's resurrection and all.

Did you see Hannah Montana: The Movie? Did you like it?

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Turns out Shenae Grimes and Mischa Barton have more in common than just poor acting skills and a passion for anorexia.

The 90210 actress and former star of The OC were recently spotted out in the same dress.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

Fortunately, neither was turned sideways, so we can see both celebs and vote on which looks better in this outfit:

Who wears this dress better?

 

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Prepare yourselves, reality TV fans: a member of the Kardashian klan will soon enter the Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame.

During an appearance at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Saturday night, Kim Kardashian kouldn't help but tease this upcoming storyline on her reality show.

Secret Marriage Report

"Someone in the Kardashian family will soon have plastic surgery," Kim said. "I can't tell you who, but someone in my family will look totally different and viewers will see it all on the show very soon."

So, which Kardashian will be lucky enough to undergo a life-altering procedure in the name of ratings and attention? You tell us:

 

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Jessica Simpson's life as a country singer might be over.

But it looks like the attention-starved, plastic beauty is already planning her next professional move.

Over the weekend, for reasons unknown, Jessica posted the following profound words on fan site sweetkisses.net. Might a (hilarious) career a poet be next in line for Simpson?

Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly.
Didn't God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we.
Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset.
Xo jess

But didn't God also create granny pants, Jess? The sun can set beautifully all it wants, but you answered your own question about finding ourselves ugly when you wore that outfit.

Meanwhile, Simpson and boyfriend tried to avoid the paparazzi during a night out in West Hollywood Saturday They failed to do so, and looked miserable as a result...

Click on the photos above to enlarge images of Jessica and Tony, both quite displeased with the abundance of photographers on their date.

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In March, the national unemployment rate rate hit 8.5 percent, the highest in more than 25 years. It will likely climb to 10 percent by the end of 2009.

But why should millions of people out of work prevent Tiffany Pollard and VH1 from shamelessly exploiting the job market?!?

Pink Wigging Out

Having (shockingly!) failed to find an acting gig in New York Goes to Hollywood, the waste of Oxygen is set to star in yet another reality show.

On May 4, New York Goes to Work premieres. Throughout the series, viewers will vote on the variety of jobs that Pollard attempts to keep. If she impresses employers, she'll collect a cash prize; if Pollard quits or gets fired, she gets nothing.

Except publicity and the temporary possession of an occupation that a hard-working American might actually need to support his family, that is.

Click on the promo images of Pollard below to enlarge images of her making a mockery of the job market...

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In a new interview, Madonna makes a plea to to adopt three-year-old Mercy James from Malawi.

"I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible," the singer e-mailed the country's Nation newspaper in response to its questions. "And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country."

Madonna Enjoys Local Fare

Do you think Madonna ought to be allowed to adopt again?

She added:

"Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world."

A judge turned down the Madonna's adoption application because she didn't meet the country's requirement that a prospective parent resides in Malawi for at least 18 months.

Madonna adopted David Banda, pictured, from Malawi in 2006. She received flak from human rights organizations at the time, as they accused her of using fame to get around local laws.

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In a new blog entry, Kim Kardashian klaims she is komfortable in one-shoulder dresses.

"I think it's a really flattering look for curvy girls like me because it draws the attention away from your lower body and up to your neck and shoulders area," the former sex tape star writes. "It's also a good solution for those who can't decide between tube dresses and dresses with straps!"

Hey, when you've got an upper body that looks like this, we're all for drawing attention to it.

Still, the one-shoulder look has always come across as oddly asymmetrical to our staff. It's as though the designer ran out of material. See for yourself and then vote in the poll below:

Kim Kardashian, Dress

Do you like the one-strap look?

 

Perhaps the Kim Kardashian photos below will help you make up your mind. Click on each for a larger version...