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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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With the naked eye, it appears as though Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian dressed as Batman and Catwoman for Halloween.

But anyone familiar with them can safely assume they'd never don such lame costumes.

Because those comic book characters have been done so many times (and because Odom scarcely made an effort to be the Caped Crusader), it's clear that Lamar and Khloe arrived at a party as something else entirely, something entirely opposite from what they actually are:

A couple that doesn't want attention.

You've gotta hand it to Kardodom for the effort. The pair almost seems to be shunning the spotlight with such a weak effort, but we know better.

Below, contrast Odom and Kardashian with another dressed-up couple: Melissa Rycroft and Tye Strickland.

Lame Costumes

Which couple looked cuter?

 

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It might not get any more adorable than this.

Dropping their celebrity status and picking up their children, Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani acted like any other mothers in America on Saturday night, dressing up and taking their kids trick-or-treating.

Stefani is seen below with husband Gavin Rossdale and children Zuma and Kingston; Aguilera, meanwhile, is matching son Max with her skeleton costume.

We don't wish to pit such cute, caring moms against one another; but, as a nationally-read celebrity gossip blog, we're contractually obligated to do so...

  • Christina and Son
  • Gwen and the Family

Who looked cuter on Halloween?

 

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Tila Tequila has a large pair of breasts and... not much else to offer society.

Therefore, it's nice to see the bisexual celebrity at least putting her one asset to good use.

Lip Peck

She's taking part on an online auction sponsored by the Keep A Breast Foundation, which donates all money received for painted, plaster breast casts to cancer research, detection and prevention.

So far, the highest bid for a copy of Tila's boobs is $44,500. The auction will be open through November 6.

“I am so excited to be able to work with Keep A Breast Foundation!” Tila wrote on her blog. “It’s a great charity... and now my boobies are at $44,500.00!!. Incredible!!! I’m gonna cry of joy!"

Tequila has promised to call - and kiss! - the winner of her auction. She'll also donate $10,000 for people to Tweet about the Keep A Breast Foundation and the bidding.

We never thought we'd say this, but: great job Tila Tequila! Way to put your breasts to work in a way that doesn't involve random fondling and exposure.

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Two young celebrities. Two Halloween costumes. One exciting face-off!

Both Audrina Patridge and AnnaLynne McCord celebrated on Saturday night, with the former making like a sexy genie and the latter a cleavage-laden superhero.

Audrina Patridge: Bikini Style

As Christina Augilera first said, it's safe to assume that if you rubbed Patridge the right way (i.e. gave her attention), she'd do anything you wanted her to.

But does she look better in her outfit than the rising 90210 star? That's up to readers to determine.

Who looked more beautiful on Halloween?

 

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The director has already promised buckets full of tears.

Now, one of the stars of New Moon tells potential viewers to prepare for heartbreak and sadness. While celebrating Halloween at an event in Las Vegas, Ashley Greene described the plot as:

"Edward [Robert Pattinson] kind of breaks Bella's heart, so you definitely see Jacob [Taylor Lautner] kind of swoop in to rescue her. You get to see their chemistry and dynamic. It kind of keeps you on the edge of your seat a little bit more than the first one."

As for comparisons between Twilight and New Moon, Greene added:

"The first one is very much a love story, and this one is kind of more about heartbreak and healing, and you got the wolves come in and there's that threat, that danger. I actually saw the movie about two months ago, and it's really good."

We're sure it is. Below, we've posted an iconic scene from the novel. Watch Bella celebrate her birthday with the Cullens... until a paper cut creates a major family rift:

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One plays a vampire on the big screen.

The other is considered a super singer.

But Kellan Lutz and Adam Lambert switched roles for Halloween this weekend, as the Twilight Saga star donned a heroic cape and mask; while Lambert vamped himself out for the holiday.

Whose outfit do you prefer? (Don't let Lambert's recent break-up sway your vote below; he wouldn't want your sympathy.)

As Robin

Who wears his Halloween costume better?

 

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As everyone knows, Halloween brings out the crazies.

It also brings out the attention-starved douchebags. Two cases in point: Cisco Adler and Perez Hilton.

The large-balled ex of Mischa Barton attended a party dressed like a hippie, flashing peace signs and looking dirtier than ever.

Hilton, meanwhile, channeled Lady Gaga for his Halloween costume. Instead of asking readers who looked better, we actually wanna know which celebrity looked the most moronic last night...

Halloween Douche

Who looks stupider?

 

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Professionally, Adam Lambert's life is about to take off. His debut album, "For Your Entertainment," will be released on November 23.

Personally, however, the singer's love life has changed course dramatically: a source tells JustJared.com that he and Drake LaBry have called it quits.

“The relationship just ran its course,” said the insider. “The break-up was mutual and amicable. They remain friends and still care for each other.”

Very Much in Love

The couple went public in June and has been seen around Los Angeles at various times over the last few weeks. Said another source close to the pair:

"Adam is crazy busy right now getting the album done and squeezing in rehearsals. They both felt this moment is too important for Adam to focus on anything else but getting this album out and having it be a huge hit."

We'll have more information on this reported split as soon as it's available. For now, we wish each side nothing but the very best.

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A crazed fan might be threatening to kill a kitten if Miley Cyrus doesn't return to Twitter, but the singer isn't letting this possible homicide get her down.

On Ryan Seacrest's radio show today, Miley focused on her much-hyped, upcoming cameo in Sex and the City 2. She said:

Star in Concert

"Literally, I shot for like an hour and a half, and I was done. It was a total dream come true... Working with [Kim Cattrall] was really cool, and Sarah Jessica Parker was the nicest person in the world."

Of course, it wouldn't be an interview with Cyrus if the actress didn't dish on something self-serving, as well.

Regarding her 17th birthday on November 23, the star revealed her outlandish part hopes, saying:

"I want to rent out a cool place and play all Dolly Parton music and have everyone dress up as their favorite Dolly moment. I am really excited about getting all my crew members to dress up as Dolly. That's probably going to be the funniest thing ever."

Write in now and tell us your favorite Dolly moment!

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One is a comedian.

The other is a Dancing Star.

But readers of Playboy will get a chance to see both Chelsea Handler nude and Joanna Krupa nude in the very near future.

There will be two different covers of the magazine's December issue this year, as Christmas comes early in the form of a pair of scantily-clad blondes. See for yourself:

  • Joanna Krupa, Playboy Cover
  • Chelsea Handler Playboy Cover

But what if this wasn't the case? What if Playboy made subscribes choose between Krupa and Handler?

Which of these women would you rather strip down and saddle up?

 

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