Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

Look, we've run out of ways to make fun of tabloids and their utterly ridiculous coverage of celebrities such as Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

These magazines just concoct misleading cover stories based on randomly uttered words and photos taken out of context. To wit, see here.

Posted in: Robert Pattinson

If Greyson Chance is the next Justin Bieber, perhaps Travis Garland can be the next Greyson Chance.

Millions of TV watchers will meet Garland tonight, as he performs on the American Idol results show. Discovered by Perez Hilton via MySpace, Garland was introduced to producer Simon Fuller by that annoying, self-obsessed celebrity blogger.

Note to Lamar Odom: you better knock up your wife as soon as possible. Otherwise, who knows what pathetic cries for attention Khloe Kardashian will try out next.

Without any new boyfriend to marry, without a bun in her oven and without an ounce of talent in her possession, Khloe took to her official blog this week to garner attention in any way possible.

Posted in: Khloe Kardashian