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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Don't let this headline fool you: Kris Allen has not had sex with Britney Spears.

Instead, the American Idol champion has done something far cooler and far less disgusting: he performed a concert for the students of Ohio’s Seton High School because they raised $5,000 for breast-cancer research.

As part of his one-man show, Allen covered Britney's first hit, "... Baby One More Time" like only he can: with soul, passion and an acoustic guitar.

The performance was reminiscent of his incredible "Heartless" rendition during his run to the Idol crown this spring. We'll purchase Allen's debut album when it comes out on November 17 no matter what.

But wouldn't it be cool if it was filled with nothing but acoustic versions of known songs? Watch the video of Kris doing Britney below:

Which version of this single do you prefer? Britney's sexed-up pop smash? Or Allen's down-to-earth serenade?

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One is really thin. The other is rather fat.

But Shenae Grimes and Kourtney Kardashian share at least one trait: fashion taste.

The 90210 star and the attention-seeking, knocked up socialite donned the same dress during dueling public appearances over the last few weeks. What would Kourtney's sister, OK! Weekly's guest fashion editor, have to say about this faux pas?!?

We'll contact Kim Kardashian and find out. For now, it's up to readers to study the styles below and then vote in the proceeding poll...

Shenae vs. Kourtney

Who looks better in this outfit?

 

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Lindsay Lohan once got into a car accident because she was high on cocaine.

She also went a long time without wearing underwear, flashing anyone that looked in her direction.

Still, according to a new report, the troubled actress has not hit rock bottom... until now!

During her recent trip to Paris for a fashion show, Star magazine claims Lohan collapsed while partying. The tabloid cites her reliance on vodka, cocaine and prescription pills as a dangerous habit, and quotes an anonymous friend as saying:

“She’s a wreck, a mess, a disaster. She an obituary waiting to happen.”

Rock Bottom?

Lohan has entered rehab three times, and been arrested twice for DUI. Still, she can't stop drinking and going out, sources say.

An insider says Lindsay "was crushed" by harsh reviews for her Emanuel Ungaro clothing line. Afterward, she attended a party hosted by photographer Mario Testino and, as a source relays:

“Her eyes were red and puffy, and at one point she started shouting and tearing up. Her friends had to get her out of there before things got any worse.”

Added a supposed friend, who cited Lindsay's faltering career and the end of her relationship with Samantha Ronson: “She’s definitely hit rock bottom. The next level is six feet under.”

Note to Dina Lohan: we'll leave your daughter alone, if you agree to stop referring to her as a "genius." Start acting like a mother, acknowledge her issues and get her help. Deal?

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Due to her annoying team of lawyers, Ashley Greene nude photos were removed from the Internet.

As a result, the only way to see this Twilight Saga star in the buff is to date her.

Fortunately, the actress that plays Alice Cullen is willing to help men with that challenge. In a recent Men's Fitness feature, she discussed five rules to dating. Follow these closely, and you may become a lucky fang banger...

  1. Be independent: "If a guy is too clingy or needy, I actually get afraid of hurting him - and I can't deal with that."
  2. Be willing to give: "I need a guy that understands give-and-take. I can't be the only one giving."
  3. Show confidence: "It's attitude that gives a guy an edge. When you walk around thinking 'everyone wants to f--- me,' that's what comes across. Those guys just scream sex!"
  4. Just chill: "I hate jealous guys! Everyone can be jealous. We all have that in us. Push the demon down or it's going to drive the other person away."
  5. Be real: "Don't throw petals on the floor if they have no meaning. I would rather have a fun, casual relationship than have someone pretending they're completely in love with me."

Greene added: "Being sexy is about intrigue and mystery, not putting everything out on the table. That's the kind of guy I want to be around. I just want to jump his bones!"

So, to recap: be confident, mysterious, independent and benevolent. Your reward for those traits? Possibly Greene, pictured in more sexy poses below. She's very much worth it...

Hot Ashley

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Like strawberries and chocolate, or Heidi and Spencer, certain things just go together.

Another case in point: Adam Lambert and the Twilight Saga.

As two of the most beloved things in the pop culture universe these days, it's only fitting for the singer and the film franchise to collide; and they will, on Halloween.

When asked what he was dressing up as, Lambert recently replied: "I love Twilight, I love vampires, I'm a big fan. So I decided to go as a vampire who likes to glam it up."

Sounds like the most ideal pairing since peanut butter met jelly.

  • Adam in the Studio
  • Belting Out a Song

Yes, Adam Lambert loves the Twilight Saga. Just when you thought he couldn't get any cooler! [Photos: EW.com]

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Bravo has confirmed the addition of two more rich, obnoxious, talentless women on The Real Housewives of New York City.

On the upcoming new season of the reality hit, Sonja Morgan and Jennifer Gilbert will make frequent appearances. Each is currently listed as a "recurring" character, as opposed to a series regular.

Morgan, who was rumored to take over for Bethenny Frankel, is described by the network as: "A fixture of New York City society, running in social circles that include European royalty and top-notch designers... worked for multiple restaurants across the city as a consultant and manager and often brought in her famous friends to spice up these locales. 

A single mother of a nine-year-old daughter, Morgan loves art, decorating, gardening, skiing and visiting France every chance she gets – be it for her charity work or just for pleasure."

She sounds awesome. We guess.

Sonja Morgan and Jennifer Gilbert

As for Gilbert, she's a "busy career woman" who owns a corporate and social event planning company called Save the Date. Yet, she's not too busy to star on a reality show, apparently.

At 29, Gilbert was named Entrepreneur of the Year by Ernst & Young. She has three children.

Filming on the new season is underway. It will premiere in early 2010.

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Pay close attention, aspiring socialites: Khloe Kardashian is teaching a class on how to become rich and famous by not doing anything at all.

First, get married to someone else famous, even if you've only known him for a month.

Second, have the marriage filmed for your upcoming reality show.

Third, sell the wedding pics to a tabloid.

Crazy Couple

Fourth, draw attention to a celebrity gossip report, refute it and create new headlines by... doing nothing at all. Which was the initial goal, as outlined above.

Khloe practiced the art of the last point earlier today: apparently, Star magazine published a story that said her and Lamar Odom had split because he refused to give her a massage. Was anyone aware of this before Khloe pointed it out?

Would anyone take it seriously? Of course not.

But Khloe took to her blog today and shot down the report, thereby milking attention for it. She wrote:

"I seriously died when I read that! LOL. Star is known for doing evil, fake and RIDICULOUS stories about my family... [it is] becoming the Enquirer. Next thing you know they'll be saying that Kourtney is giving birth to a cat! LOL. All of their stories are absurd, but at least we get a good laugh from their lies."

Would anyone out there be surprised if Khloe's people planted this story, just to give her the platform to deny it? Neither would we.

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Attention, Twilight Saga fans:

Please let our staff know if you are sick of seeing Taylor Lautner shirtless.

No? You're not? You want us to shut up and post the latest round of photo involving this handsome actor? Are you sure?

Well... okay then!

Lautner, like Kristen Stewart before him, has posed for an issue of GQ. In the picture everyone is talking about, the star is topless. But you can't go wrong with any of these images. Click on each to see what we mean...

Shirtless and Sexy
  • Such a GQtie
  • Stylin!
  • Lautner Photo
  • Ogle Worthy

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On November 24, Susan Boyle will release her debut album.

It's titled "I Dreamed a Dream" (after the Les Miserables song that made her famous) and will feature a number of remakes. The complete track list is below.

At Her Home

Will you purchase Boyle's album? Before you say yes, remember: it comes out the same day as the first-ever CD from Adam Lambert. You might need to call in sick to work that week in order to enjoy both these albums.

Here's a complete look at the songs included on "I Dreamed a Dream."

  • "Wild Horses"
  • "I Dreamed A Dream"
  • "Cry Me A River"
  • "How Great Thou Art"
  • "You'll See"
  • "Daydream Believer"
  • "Up To The Mountain"
  • "Amazing Grace"
  • "Who I Was Born To Be"
  • "Proud"
  • "The End Of The World"
  • "Silent"

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As part of her publicity blitz for New Moon, Kristen Stewart covers the latest issue of Seventeen.

(You can expect to read that sentence often over the next few weeks, with various magazine titles in place of Seventeen.)

While the photo shoot for the publication is far less interesting and sexy than the one Stewart took part in for Allure, the interview is a bit revealing. Here are excerpts from it:

On initial attraction to Bella: "I think it was the fact that she could hold her own against Edward, because it's a strange dynamic that they have. I think people relate to her just because she's got conviction."

Stewart on Seventeen

On success of the Twilight Saga: "I'm glad to be a part of something that's actually bigger than me for once. The success of it is the coolest thing ever because I can't tell you how much it hurts to do something that you feel like you can really learn from — and you feel is an important section of your life that you put everything into — and then nothing, it just never comes out. So the fact that we can share that, that's why we do this. It's the coolest thing."

On her life these days: "I'm kind of boring. I'd rather stay at home. I read a lot and I play guitar. I have to play a lot of guitar right now especially because I'm doing the movie."

To those residing under a rock: New Moon opens on November 20.

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