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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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You've heard him sing.

Now, watch and listen to Danyl Johnson talk about his sudden rise to fame.

The X Factor contestant, who caused Simon Cowell to remark that he put on "the best first audition I have ever heard," appeared on Today this morning.

Asked by Matt Lauer about his rise to fame, Johnson said: "It's been pretty mental," an understatement considering his initial audition has been viewed over one million times on YouTube.

A teacher, Johnson said he was pushed to try out for the British version of American Idol by his school children. As for his long-term music goals?

"I guess my dream is to get an album out there and write songs and really enjoy it."

We wish him the best of luck with that.

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Take note, Kourtney Kardashian. This is how you talk about pregnancy!

While one E! reality star is boring the public to death with mundane details about her knocked up state (the latest: Kourtney might live in the suburbs!), another is letting fans in on the exciting details of impending motherhood.

Give us an example, Kendra Wilkinson:

"I've been hornier! We'll be off-roading, and we'll go at it in the bushes somewhere! Or we'll be driving, and he'll pull over. Quickies are the best! If he lasts any more than a couple of minutes, I'm like, I'm done!"

Expecting Couple

Even when it comes to delivering her son in December, all Kendra can think about is intercourse. She told Us Weekly that husband Hank Baskett is unsure about what to do on the big day.

"At first he said, 'I'll be there next to you but won't watch.' But now he says, 'I want to see the crowning moment.' I'm like, 'Will you have sex with me after seeing this?'"

As for visiting the Playboy Mansion with her little one, Kendra makes it clear she'll be walking through those doors, Crystal Harris and company be damned!

"Hef is a huge part of my life, and I don't care about any other whore there. I care about Hef. He's a good dad, a great person, and I want my child to be around him a little bit."

Follow this article's jump watch a video of Kendra and Kourtney dishing on their pregnancies and taking pictures for a recent photo shoot.

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We know, fellas: Ashley Greene looks best naked.

But because her mean lawyers made us remove those nude images, you'll have to settle on the next best thing:

This Twilight Saga star with longer hair than usual! (Okay, the next, next, next, next best thing.)

Greene has ditched the sleek, summer look for longer, flowing waves. Like the new look? Hate it? Just wanna stare at Robert Pattinson pictures all day?

Chime in below.

  • Ashley Greene in Teen Vogue
  • Greene in Nylon

Which Ashley Greene hairstyle do you prefer?

 

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If Oksana Grigorieva wants to be known as a respected singer, she might wanna stop taking a page out of Spencer Pratt's notebook.

For now, the Russian is known solely for getting knocked up by Mel Gibson.

Instead of just focusing on her music, however, Oksana is making headlines again for acts that took place when she was undressed.

Yesterday, Grigorieva filed a lawsuit against Samuel Oriti , a photographer she claims sold pictures of the singer in lingerie. The suit refers to Oksana as "an internationally renowned model, pianist and musical composer and performer," which is hilarious.

Octomom Lookalike

Double Whammy: Oksana Grigorieva is carrying Mel Gibson's seed and resembles Octomom.

Documents allege that Oriti met Oksana in 2004 and told her he would negotiate a deal for her with a major lingerie company. She agreed to the pics, paid for them to be taken and is now dismayed that they've been leaked online. (Check them out NOW!)

The suit does not claim there is any contract agreement between Oriti and Oksana; nor does it provide evidence that she paid for the photo session.

Oksana is seeking at least $100,000. She should be seeking psychiatric treatment instead.

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You really shouldn't stalk Miley Cyrus.

It's unethical, it's illegal and it just gives her something else to Twitter about.

But Mark McLeod was arrested earlier this month for allegedly following around the Hannah Montana star during a movie shoot in Savannah, Georgia. The sick nut job said Miley had been sending him "secret messages" on TV and in her music.

Fortunately, it doesn't sound as though McLeod will be coming near Cyrus again in the near future: a judge has rejected a request to reduce his $55,000 bond for release, according to the Savannah Morning News, which quoted judge Steven Scheer as saying the 53-year-old McLeod posed a potential threat.

"I can't deny him bond, but if I could I would, because I do feel he's a danger."

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McLeod was also arrested in 2003 for contributing to the delinquency of a minor when he transported a girl across the Georgia/South Carolina border.

Following yesterday's hearing, McLeod's attorney, James Byrne, claimed his client - who says he's Miley's "secret husband" - wasn't a menace to anyone.

"He's been painted as this monster, but he's got a family," the lawyer said. "What he said I understand was unsettling to a lot of folks. But it doesn't make him a stalker."

What on earth would make him a stalker, Mr. Byrne?!?

Miley has taken out a temporary restraining order against McLeod. We hope he goes away for a very long time.

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Have you voted in our most recent Twilight Saga poll?

Did you cast your opinion on the side of Alex Meraz shirtless or Taylor Lautner shirtless? Clearly, fans can't go wrong either way.

But Meraz is upping his topless game in the video below, as the actor that portrays Paul in New Moon rips off his top in an Incredible Hulk-like display of strength and anger.

And hotness. Check it out now:

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Fake boobs are good for many things:

Ogling. Squeezing. Landing Playboy spreads.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photo

To the shock of Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian, there's another attribute to breast implants: they can still produce milk!

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, both pregnant women express excitement over the day when their impending babies can suckle from their unnatural knockers. Said Kendra:

"I was so scared that I wasn't going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed? And I asked my doctor, who said, 'That's fine, but it's not milk yet!'"

TMI, Kendra. TMI.

Added Kardashian, who hasn't meant an opportunity to discuss her pregnancy that she failed to embrace:

"They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to."

She also wants to show the world her fake boobs by posing naked while expecting.

Who do you think will have the cuter baby?

 

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Earlier this week, Nick Jonas took time away from his impressive efforts on behalf of juvenile diabetes awareness to discuss another matter close to his heart:

Brother Kevin's impending nuptials to Danielle Deleasa.

During an interview with ABC News Radio, Nick peered into the future and said of his sibling's wedding:

"They have not set a date yet, but I think that it'll be sometime around the end of the year, beginning of the year - something like that."

As for his reaction when he learned Kevin had popped the question in July, Nick says his other brother saw it coming long ago, when the couple met in the Bahamas in 2007:

"Kevin and Danielle were on the beach walking, and Joe was like, 'Oh, they're gonna get married.' And then, a couple years later, they were engaged and now we're here."

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Brad Pitt stars in the number-one movie in the country, Inglourious Basterds.

But it sounds like he's in the doghouse at home, if one of the top supermarket tabloids is to be believed.

According to the rarely reliable OK! Weekly, Pitt and Angelina Jolie jetted to France this week to work on their relationship. It's not going well so far.

“Brad has been adamant that Angie spend time with the family and focus on them with as much passion and energy as she does all her projects,” a source said, expounding on the issues at hand:

"Right after they got to France, Brad found a box of scripts that Angie had said she wanted to read. She and Brad got into a fight over it. Angie stormed out of the room and went into the bedroom.”

Brad Pitt has packed on a few pounds. In less headline-worthy news, according to this magazine, Ryan Jenkins murdered Jasmine Fiore.

The argument was reportedly kept away from Maddox, Pax, Shiloh, Zahara and the twins, as Pitt made like everything was okay with his kids.

“He played video games with the boys all night and made breakfast for the family in the morning, including fresh grapefruit juice for Angie,” said this insider, who appears to have incredible access to the family.

Hey, if things don't work out with Jolie, we hope Pitt remembers: Jennifer Aniston is seeking a famous guy to date!

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Kourtney Kardashian got knocked up by long-time boyfriend Scott Disick. That's news.

Every word out of the reality star's mouth since then? That's milking this accidental pregnancy for every penny she can.

Kourtney K. Pic

Over the past few weeks, Kourtney has told anyone with a microphone that...

Now, in truly breaking news, Kardashian says she might not move into Los Angeles, after all.

"I've been thinking, Do I really want to move [to a city]?" Kourtney told Marc Malkin of E! News. "It's so nice out here, even just going on walks. It just seems like a nice place to raise kids."

It's a nice place to exploit their impending birth, that's for sure.

Kourtney Kardashian is spreading the word about every nuance of her pregnancy like she spread her legs for Scott Disick, despite a lack of birth control. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

In another shocking revelation, Kardashian said she has mood swings, but at least sister Khloe is there to offer truly unique advice.

"Sometimes now I'll just snap," Kourtney said, revealing Khloe's words of wisdom: Pose naked and makes lots of money off this opportunity!

No, wait, it was this: Pick your battles.

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