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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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We gotta give Kim Kardashian kredit.

The reality TV star is koming down hard on those that oppose gay marriage, as she has spoken out on behalf of a kause klose to the heart of The Hollywood Gossip staff.

Just One Strap

"This really makes me sad," Kim recently blogged, referring to California's Supreme Court decision to uphold the state's ban on gay marriage. "I thought we were more forward thinking than this, and I'm disappointed in the Supreme Court for being so close-minded.

"Everyone...gay, straight, bisexual, transgendered -- EVERYONE should have equal rights to marry who they want to. I have many gay friends, and all I want is for them to be happy... Now they must continue fighting to be granted a basic civil right that many people take for granted. Shame on you, California!"

Amen, Kim!

Why do those that feel the need to "protect traditional marriage" only speak out against gay nuptials? Where's the public outrage over Mel Gibson's divorce, cheating and subsequent love child?

"Marriage is worth protecting because it is the way we teach the next generation: children need mothers and fathers," said Maggie Gallagher, president of the National Organization for Marriage.

Makes perfect sense, Maggie. As everyone knows, each time a same-sex couple gets married, a mother or father gets killed.

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Look out, Michelle Obama.

A handful of new, spoiled, Real Housewives are coming your way.

Bravo has selected the next locale for its ratings giant of a franchise... and life in the nation's capital may never be the same!

“We’re tapping personalities who are among Washington D.C.’s influential players, cultural connoisseurs, fashion sophisticates and philanthropic leaders – the people who rub elbows with the most prominent people in the country and easily move in the city’s diverse political and social circles,” said Frances Berwick, Executive Vice President and General Manager, Bravo Media.

Might Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor be part of the cast? No. Of course not.

Will you watch The Real Housewives of Washington, D.C.?

 

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It's official:

Marko Jaric has seen Adriana Lima nude at least once.

Worth a Lot

A spokesperson for the super, super model and her professional basketball-playing husband has confirmed that Lima is knocked up:

“Adriana and Marko are overjoyed that they are expecting their first child together and are excited to share the happy news and start their family together.”

We wish nothing but the best to this cute couple!

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From giant boobs to giant muscles.

These days, you won't find Jodie Marsh wearing any more layers of clothing than she used to.

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan Photo

However, instead of donning a bra and panties for photo shoots, the former lingerie model is sporting a bikini, not to mention enormous new muscles. She's traded in modeling for body building.

In doing so, Marsh told The Daily Mail she dropped three dress sizes, from a size 12 to a 6/8.

"As I saw my body changing, I really liked my muscles and as [my personal trainer] is a body builder it just went from there," she said of her new workout routines, which began six months ago.

They consist of daily three-mile walks with her dog, as well as "sex and dancing in nightclubs." Naturally.

Which version of Jodie Marsh do you prefer?

 

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You might wanna turn away, Simon Cowell.

At this weekend's Tao Beach pool party in Las Vegas, Ryan Seacrest found a new friend. And she has much nicer breasts than you do.

According to sources, the well-endowed blonde in the photos below is the iconic ex-stripper known as "Leper" on theDirty.com. To paraphrase Seacrest at the opening of every American Idol episode:

THIS... is your chance to click on the following photos and enlarge shots of Ryan and Leper.

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Please, Reggie Bush. Just ask Kim Kardashian to marry you already!

As much as we love writing about this large-breasted reality star, we're growing a bit tired of her constantly talking about your eventual wedding. Just pop the question, walk down the aisle, sell the photos for millions and get it over with already!

Kris Humphries Kardashian

Kim kontinued the marriage hype over the weekend, as she konfided in E! News that she's already been engagement ring shopping.

"It's just easier," she said to Marc Malkin. "Isn't it easy if someone's like, 'This is exactly what I want.' It'll make your life so easy."

So, will these eventual nuptials be kaught on kamera? Don't kount on it, Kardashian said.

"Reggie would rather die. He would rather not marry me. He's very private. We're complete opposites."

In other words: Bush would never let his aspiring rapper of a significant other film him having intercourse with her. That's just not how he rolls.

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Look, Brooke Hogan, we're trying to be on your side. Especially when it comes to your immature, insane, self-absored mother.

But it's like you're asking to be insulted with the cover for your upcoming album, "Redemption."

If your goal was to differentiate yourself from your father's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, then we guess you succeeded. But, seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Are you buying Brooke Hogan as a size zero angel? Neither are we.

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Carrie Prejean is really gonna hate this.

A trio of celebrities - one gay, one straight and one bisexual - has come together to help film a PSA on behalf of the NOH8 Campaign.

The video below is a response to today's ruling by California's Supreme Court, which held up that state's Prop 8 ban against gay marriage.

We're advocates for equal rights, but it's hard to see how anyone can take your cause too seriously when Tila Tequila - a woman who forced potential suitors on her VH1 reality show to eat pig vagina in order to prove their worth as a love interest - is a prominent voice for it.

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Will Adam Lambert actually join the classic rock band Queen?

That debate will need to be put on hold for a couple months, as the runner-up and his fellow American Idol finalists get set to embark on a nationwide tour this summer.

For now, fans wanna know what sort of album Lambert will eventually come out with.

“Labels tend to try to put one box around every artist and keep them in one genre, but I think [my album] can be a collection of different styles,” Lambert told reporters. “I don’t want to do one specific genre. I’m more about fusion. There are a lot of pop artists that are using the ‘glam’ kind of vibe in their music currently so I think I’m actually part of a wave. There just happens to not be many guys doing it right now.”

Friends and Rivals

As for Kris Allen:

“‘Ain’t No Sunshine’ - that’s the kind of stuff I want to do, stuff that has that feel, that kind of moves people," he said. “I’m not a man of many words. I’m not very expressive or emotional but it comes out in my music. It’s the way I express how I feel.”

Will you buy either of these albums? Both? Neither?

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Kendra Wilkinson is about to come... to a small screen near you!

The E! series will premiere on June 7.

Aside from giant boobs and the most distinguishable laugh in Hollywood, here's what viewers can expect to see during the nine-week run of Kendra:

  • In first episode, Wilkinson plans a housewarming party. But, oops, she has no furniture! Therefore, Kendra decorates her abode with a stripper pole prior her shindig.
  • Kendra introduces fiance Hank Baskett to elderly former flame Hugh Hefner.
  • Wilkinson and Baskett go on a road trip from New Mexico to L.A.

Remember to let us know if you'd rather have wild monkey sex with Kendra or Holly Madison!