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The 2009 ESPY Awards, which air this Sunday night but were taped earlier this week, honor the best in sports, beauty and, apparently, gigantic breasts.

The event was hosted by Samuel L. Jackson, who always brings another element any place he goes: total and utter coolness.

But was this actor even the coolest person on the red carpet? Swimming champion Michael Phelps appears to have something to say about that.

Take a look at each star below and answer the question that follows:

  • Samuel L. Jackson Pic
  • Michael Phelps at the ESPYs

[Photos: Splash News]

Who looked cooler at the ESPY Awards?

 

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There have been many Miranda Kerr nude sightings over the last few weeks.

Whether she's getting naked for art (above link) or Rolling Stone, the model is simply gorgeous without any clothes on. (In related news, the sky is also blue.)

Therefore, it would seem as though useless socialite Brittny Gastineau stands no chance at knocking Kerr off in the following fashion face-off, based on both celebrities' attendance at the 2009 ESPY Awards.

But, to steal a sports phrase, that's why they play the games!

Compare, contrast and vote below:

  • Pic of Brittny Gastineau
  • Miranda Kerr at the ESPYS

[Photos: Splash News]

Who looked better at the ESPY Awards?

 

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The ESPY Awards are sponsored by ESPN and celebrate the very best in the world of sports.

But, based on who showed up for this year's ceremony, it's clear this event also honors the world of beauty.

No human being alive personfies that quality more than Marisa Miller, the breathtaking Sports Illustrated swimsuit model.

However, if there's one woman on the planet that might be more desirable than Miller, it's Erin Andrews. How come? Because she looks like this and because she covers sports for a living. Yowza!

Compare the looks of these stars below and then vote in our poll:

  • ESPY Beauty
  • Erin Andrews Pic

[Photos: Splash News]

Who looked better at the ESPY Awards?

 

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This is not the first New Moon photo we've published from the movie, nor will it be the last.

But it might be the most controversial.

Kristen in White

In the following shot from the Twilight sequel, Bella and Jacob sit across from each other in the car, recreating one of the most memorable scenes from Stephenie Meyer's novel.

As fans of the series know, Bella (Kristen Stewart) nearly gives into temptation with Jacob (Taylor Lautner). Can you blame the gal? Edward has been absent from her life for awhile at this point.

The New Moon passage this scene is likely based on takes us inside Bella's thought process as she stares into the eyes of the dreamy Jacob Black:

Would it be so wrong to try to make Jacob happy? Even if the love I felt for him was no more than a weak echo of what I was capable of, even if my heart was far away, wandering and grieving after my fickle Romeo, would it be so very wrong?
- New Moon 16:375

Would it be wrong, readers? You tell us.

Are you on Team Edward or Team Jacob?

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In 2004, soon after Kobe Bryant was accused of sexual assault and admitted to cheating on his wife, he bought Vanessa Bryant an eight-carat diamond ring.

Based on photos of the couple at this year's ESPY Awards, it's clear why: he needed something large enough to match her breasts! (And he had to apologize for the whole infidelity, accusatory rape thing.)

Indeed, Kobe has been nominated for Best Male Athlete and Best Championship Performance at this year's ESPN-sponsored ceremony, but his wife has already sewn up the award for Most Ridiculous, Gigantic Cleavage.

As you can see below, her nipples have also won Most Unwelcome Red Carpet Guests. Put those things away, Vanessa!

  • The Nipples of Vanessa Bryant
  • Vanessa Bryant, Nipples

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

Based on his attitude and general awfulness as a human being, we think Kobe Bryant is a piece of $hit.

In related news, Vanessa was accused of forcing her former maid to wipe her hand with dog feces earlier this year.

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Ivanka Trump heard the words every woman dreams about last night:

You're hired... for life!

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

Indeed, The Donald's daughter got engaged to Jared Kushner, the publisher of The New York Observer. Ivanka shared the news with her Twitter followers this morning, posting:

"I got engaged last night...truly the happiest day of my life!!!"

As for Donald Trump, we're sure he's planning the very best wedding in the history of weddings. He told Us Weekly:

"I'm very happy about it. They make a magnificent couple."

Reportedly, Ivanka, a vice president at the Trump Organization, converted to Judaism for Kushner. Therefore, allow us to say: Mazel tov!!!

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You may not be familiar with Bridgit Mendler.

But, trust us, Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez certainly are - and each young star is scared to death of this rising actress!

Mendler has been chosen by the Disney Channel as its next teen icon. She's signed on to anchor Good Luck Charlie, a sitcom that will premiere in 2010 and co-star Jason Dolley.

"We just fell in love with her," Adam Bonnett, senior VP of original programming at Disney Channel, told The Hollywood Reporter. "She has all the attributes of a Disney star."

Mendler has appeared in two episodes on JONAS, playing a love interest of Nick Jonas. See, we told you told Miley had reasons to be scared of her!

She'll also soon guest star alongside Gomez on Wizards of Waverly Place.

So, does Bridgit Mendler have what it takes to be the next Miley Cyrus? As long as she's willing to don a pair of hooker boots for an Elle photo shoot, anything is possible.

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While The Jonas Brothers celebrate Kevin's engagement to Danielle Deleasa, and millions of women around the world cry themselves to sleep every night over this news, Danielle's mother is milking it for some extra cash.

Angela Deleasa spoke to Life & Style this week about the major development in her and her daughter's lives.

First, Angela corrected the misconception that Kevin Jonas and Danielle grew up as neighbors; they actually met a couple years ago in the Bahamas. As for the engagement itself?

"All I can say is that we are very happy for them," Mrs. Deleasa told the tabloid. "He proposed right here on our doorstep. We're just not used to this [fame]. People are coming to our door and our neighbors' doors and it's just strange."

Danielle Deleasa and Kevin Jonas Photo

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Angela also said she'll miss her daughter - who she described as "normal and shy" - even more now that she's getting hitched.

"She already travels a lot because Kevin likes her to be around, and I'm sure she'll be gone even more now."

Only if airport security allows one to fly with a ring this big. Some might consider it a dangerous weapon.

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Fans will be lining up for Iron Man 2 regardless of whether or not the film airs a single advertisement.

The original installment in this franchise was arguably the best comic book movie of all-time.

So, how can the sequel top it? By casting Scarlett Johansson as a leather-clad ally of Robert Downey Jr's main character.

The latest issue of Entertainment Weekly features the first photo of Johansson in the role of Russian spy Natasha Romanoff, also known as The Black Widow. She's seen below alongside Mickey Rourke, who will portray Tony Stark's nemesis, Whiplash, in Iron Man 2.

The movie opens on May 7, 2010.

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Candidates for the 2009 Emmy Awards were announced this morning.

30 Rock and Mad Men led their fields with 22 and 16 nominations, respectively. Sadly, there was no love for The Hills or The Bachelor in the Best Drama category, but here's a full list of major nominees:

Outstanding Comedy Series
Entourage
Family Guy
Flight of the Conchords
How I Met Your Mother
The Office
30 Rock
Weeds

Tina Fey, seen here holding last year's Emmy, and Alec Baldwin bring the funny to 30 Rock every Thursday night.

Outstanding Drama Series
Big Love
Breaking Bad
Damages
Dexter
House
Lost
Mad Men

Lead Actor in a Drama
Brian Cranston, Breaking Bad
Gabriel Byrne, In Treatment
Michael C Hall, Dexter
Hugh Laurie, House
John Hamm, Mad Men
Simon Baker, The Mentalist

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