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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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We make fun of Miley Cyrus because she's a self-obsessed, egotistical celebrity that thinks the world revolves around her.

Now we know why. Hours after his daughter deleted her Twitter account, Billy Ray Cyrus actually posted the following message on his:

A Grown Star

Miley. You are light in a world of darkness. You were born 'Destiny Hope Cyrus' for a reason.You can't leave everyone now. We r countin on u.

Billy Ray is totally right. Miley shoud have won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Obama. What kind of light does he offer?!?

Miley, you are the light, the hope and the salvation. Now, go put on your hooker boots, pose for a magazine and make daddy some money.

After all, does the President Tweet such life-altering messages as the kind Miley has published over the last few months? Some examples:

  • “people that are so okay with being so hateful diguist me and need to spend last time on a gossip website and more time a. reading your bible."
  • “Tears are words the heart can’t express. Why does saying goodbye hurt so much? Life will go on. You will smile again…we will smile again.”
  • "I love when people mistake bravery with writing a few stupid tweets trying to make it seem like they don’t care. You’re afraid to love.”
  • "I am laying in bed with my mommy right now scratching her bug bites.”

Miley isn't threatening suicide, nor is she even quitting acting and singing.

She's simply choosing to keep her private life more private, and Billy Ray acts as if the world will be impacted in a significant way.

The guy makes Michael Loahn look sane.

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Reading through a handful of The Simpsons quotes? Hilarious.

Ogling one of those cartoon characters in the buff? Creepy and unexpected.

But try telling that to Hugh Hefner. The blue-haired matriarch of everyone's favorite fake family graces the cover of next month's Playboy, as Marge Simpson does her best Tila Tequila impression.

As a housewife and mother of three, we fear that Marge's pictorial - which includes a three-page spread and interview - sets a bad example. What will Maggie think when she gets old enough to use Google? How will Bart's classmates react to these images?

It's really all the fault of Kate Gosselin. Clearly jealous of the attention that famous mom has received, Marge set out to reclaim the spotlight. Mission (grossly) accomplished...

Marge Simpson Nude

Marge Simpson in Playboy: Cool or creepy?

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Without a doubt, Levi Johnston nude photos are in bad taste.

Similarly, spending pages and pages of one's autobiography bashing the heck out of your grandson's father could also been seen as morally questionable.

Levi Johnston and Brittani Senser

But that's exactly what sources say Sarah Palin has done in her upcoming memoir Going Rogue: An American Life. According to the National Enquirer, the book is a "self-serving press release" with one goal: destroying the credibility Bristol's ex-fiance.

Because this is exactly what a possible Presidential candidate should be focusing on: an 18-year old desperate for money and attention.

Said a publishing source, with knowledge of the book:

"Sarah got a ton of dough from her advance, but the book appears to be nothing more than a self-serving press release touting what she calls her 'happy marriage.' It's also a renewed attack on Levi Johnston, calling him 'a liar' once again for all the claims he's made against her after breaking up with Bristol and for saying he's going to battle for custody of baby Tripp."

Palin also shoots down rumors that she and Todd Palin are nearing a divorce, while calling Levi a "bald-faced liar."

Simply put, the insider added: "Sarah unleashes a blistering attack on Levi."

We can just imagine her 2012 Presidential campaign motto now: Levi Sucks. Democrats Swallow!

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Little by little, Kim Kardashian is reclaiming the spotlight.

Having ceded it to a pregnant Kourtney and a newly-married Khloe, Kim is now back in the news.

She's swearing off sex tape sequels in Cosmopolitan. She's getting back together with Reggie Bush. And now she's doing what she does best:

Posing in a bikini.

Kardashian graces the cover, and inside pages, of the latest FHM. She might not win a Nobel Peace Prize for the spread, but she'll win over the hormones of men everywhere...

  • FHM Bikini Body
  • Body in a Bikini

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Republicans will likely find a way to turn this into an example of Socialism, but Barack Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Price.

In a surprising announcement this morning, the annual award's committee cited the President "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

Obama is only the third sitting President to earn the honor, following Theodore Roosevelt and Woodrow Wilson. Despite his short time in his office, the Oslo-based committee said:

"We are awarding Obama for what he has done. Many other people and leaders and nations have to respond in a positive way" to President Obama's diplomacy.

In less than a year since his historic victory, President Obama has spoken out in favor for reductions in nuclear arsenals; is trying to restart peace talks between Israelis and Palestinians; and has faced constant challenges in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Thorbjorn Jagland -  the chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Committee - told reporters he hopes the Nobel Peace Prize designation "will enhance what he is trying to do."

Do you agree it's well-deserved? Or is too early to bestow such an award on Obama? Vote below!

 

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Based on his interview in the November issue of Nylon, Zac Efron reminds us a lot of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

Not only don't you see these young, talented stars at clubs; you actually see them shunning the spotlight.

They seem legitimately overwhelmed and confused by fame. Case in point, Efron's quote in the aforementioned magazine:

"You can’t enjoy or celebrate [fame]; it’s not a real thing. The face on the lunchbox and sh-t; you can’t share that with your friends.”

What a refreshing point of view. No wonder Vanessa Hudgens likes this guy.

Efron touched on a couple of other subjects during the interview, as well:

On music in his life: “I was constantly singing [growing up]. I would hear things on the radio and just be able to spit them out instantly, with perfect memorization and tone. It wasn’t like I took pride in it; there was no effort. My parents were like ‘Shut up. Please stop singing. It’s annoying.’”

On whether celebrities should record albums: “If anyone asked themselves that, then we wouldn’t have the crap we are listening to today. If your heart’s not in it, don’t do it. And don’t do it for money. That’s my philosophy.”

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We know how much fans love to comb through Robert Pattinson pictures.

But will they sit for two hours and watch a documentary about the life of a 23-year old?

Revolver Entertainment is hoping the answer to this question is yes, as the company is releasing Robsessed on November 10.

Just a week or so prior to the premiere of New Moon, this DVD will take fans inside the life of a British actor that has gone from relative obscurity to global fame in just over a year.

It's hard to determine how much information there could be on Pattinson, at this point in his young life, but it's safe to assume fans will be happy as long as his face is shown often.

That's certainly the case during the movie's official trailer. Watch below:

Will you purchase this Robert Pattinson DVD?

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A few weeks after Kim Kardashian split with Reggie Bush in July, a source told Us Weekly:

"The time away was needed so that they could figure out what their priorities were."

It's now clear what those priorities were: each other!

Following days of rumors and photos of the pair together, Kim herself has confirmed that she and Bush are once again an item. But they made up out of love, not because her sister's marriage to Lamar Odom made Kardashian feel lonely.

"The wedding was beautiful but I wouldn't say it inspired my getting back together or anything," she said last night.

Incomplete Outfit

After spending the weekend in New Orleans, cheering on the undefeated Saints, Kardashian said of Bush and his team:

"He's great. New Orleans was great, I'm glad they won. Yeah!"

Similarly, we're glad Kim and Reggie are together again. We may mock her often, but Bush is known as a great person in the community and these two seem legitimately happy as a couple.

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It's an old story, but it's still a very hot one.

As Twilight Saga fans know, Taylor Lautner was not guaranteed a role in New Moon. In order to remain as Jacob Black, he had to pack on 30 pounds of muscle in just a few months.

He shared the ways he accomplished this attractive feat in the latest issue of Italian Vogue, L’Uomo Vogue. Loosely translated from the article, Lautner said:

"I realized that if I [wanted to continue in the] cast, I had to change my diet, build, and beef up. I had five days per week of weights... my trainer give me Michael Phelps’ diet [where] you have to eat every two hours."

The results will be on full display in New Moon, but the magazine published a couple alluring shots of the bulked-up actor, both shown below:

In the same article, Taylor dishes on a few of his favorite things. They include: U2, Jessica Alba, the Jason Bourne triology, and T-bone steaks.

We bet many readers wish they could eat Lautner up. Especially after viewing the SHIRTLESS photos of the star that follow this article's jump.

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THG 1, Miley Cyrus 0!

After months of mocking Miley Cyrus for Tweeting every thought that comes into her head, The Hollywood Gossip can claim victory against this self-serving young singer.

We never thought we'd see the day, but Cyrus actually deleted her Twitter account last night, sharing one final thought:

FYI Liam doesn’t have a twttr & he wants ME 2 delete mine w/ gd reason.

Yes, Miley axed her Twitter page because Liam Hemsworth - CLEARLY her boyfriend at this point - asked her to. It reads as though Hemsworth was upset with the coverage he and Miley's relationship has received, a fact that Cyrus blames on the media.

Photo of Miley

Here's a crazy idea, Miles: instead of slapping all two million of your Twitter followers in the face, and blaming journalists for writing about the information you posted, perhaps you could have simply scaled back your Tweets.

Now, no one wins.

Fans can't follow one of their favorite stars; Cyrus can't get sympathy from her constant, whining messages; and we can't make fun of her for such desperate pleas for attention.

It's all very upsetting.

** UPDATE: Based on the comments below (which we appreciate and encourage), some readers blame The Hollywood Gossip for Miley erasing her Twitter account.

We're hurt by this accusation, but understand fans need a scapegoat. Whose side are you on in this brewing rivalry?

 

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