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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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The CW has not picked up the much-hyped Gossip Girl spin-off.

This is bad news for Brittany Snow, who was set to star in the series as a younger version of Lily van der Woodson.

Kardashians Redbook Cover

But you can help give Snow some good news, as she compete below againt Kim Kardashian in our latest Fashion Face-Off.

It's the second one-strap showdown in as many weeks for Kardashian, who is either as the forefront of this trend or is following everyone else's lead. Study the photos below and then chime in...

Who wears this outfit better?

 

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After telling the audience she wanted to win "more than anything ever in my life," Susan Boyle advanced to the finals of Britain's Got Talent today, following an impressive rendition of the Cats' classic "Memory."

Watch the performance below:

The show's winner will be announced next week.

Boyle said a victory for her would "prove that I am a worthwhile person."

That's actually a very sad sentiment. We hope Boyle, nor anyone else, attaches her self-worth to where she places in a singing competition. Don't you agree?

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We're really sorry, Dina Lohan.

For years, we've labeled you as the Worst Mother in the World. But you may need to pimp out your daughters and toot your own supposedly hard-working horn a lot louder in order to overtake Linda Hogan now.

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Last week, daughter Brooke Hogan accused her mother of doing drugs, while also taking her to task yet again for dating 19-year old Charlie Hill.

In response, Linda (hiding behind representative Gary Smith) has written a statement to Perez Hilton in which she accuses her own child of:

  • Having fake breasts;
  • "Banging the crap" out of boyfriend Stack$ for three years;
  • And scarcely selling any albums.

Linda also says ex-husband Hulk Hogan is "no different" from OJ Simpson and that young Charlie is really good at diving into a swimming pool.

Linda Hogan has set the awful mothering bar incredibly high. Will anyone be able to raise it?

You've gotta read this hilarious, rambling, grammatically-reprehensible statement to believe it:

If Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales.

If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart).

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Danica Patrick finished third at this weekend's Indianapolis 500.

But when it comes to women that men most wish to see pose naked in Playboy, there's a good chance she'd rank number-one (see poll below).

Perhaps Patrick has taken a step toward that milestone event, as she answered a series of questions in the latest issue of that magazine. We've included a couple excerpts from the interview below.

Danica Patrick, Playboy

Who do you most wanna see nude in Playboy?

 

What was your first car?
It was a Mustang Cobra, back when Mustangs were still pretty exclusive and cool. I was hard on it. I went through a brand-new set of brakes in a couple thousand miles. The car ended up with 8,000 miles on it when we sold it. I didn't have it that long, and I was on my third set of brakes.

Is it hard to be both sexy and a racer?
When I was younger I felt uncomfortable because I didn't want people to look at me and think, She's just some girl, and write me off before they gave me a chance. There's nothing I can't do in a race car because I'm a girl. These days I love being a girl.

Click on the Danica Patrick pictures above to enlarge images of this racing beauty.

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Kris Allen may be a nice guy and a talented singer, but a handful of celebrities were clearly cheering on his American Idol competition.

From the rational to the oddly familial, here's how a few stars reacted to Adam Lambert's surprising loss last week.

Adam in Japan

Actress Emmy Rossum looked on the bright side:

Ugly model Adrianne Curry blamed the gay haters:

And Crazy Joe Simpson reassured followers that their Papa is proud of Allen and Lambert:

How did you react when Allen won American Idol? Write in. Let us know!

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A kontingent of Kardashians kame together in Miami this week to officially kut the ribbon on their new South Beach boutique.

In August, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian will star in a new reality show that focuses on their running of the store, also namd Dash, like the family-owned business in Los Angeles.

Kim Kardashian won't be a part of that series, but she was still on hand to help her sisters celebrate their grand opening.

After all, as long as someone not named Ray J is holding a camera these days, Kim will be sure to pose in front of it.

Koming Together
  • KKK
  • In Charge of Dash
  • Ribbon Cutters
  • Dashing

Click on the pics above to enlarge photos of the Kardashian klan.

[Photos: Splash News]

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Forget High School Musical.

For Vanessa Hudgens, it's time for Bandslam!

In the movie, which opens on August 14, a high school outcast (Gaelan Connell) grows tight with a popular student (Aly Michalka) over their shared passion for music. Hudgens portrays a student named Sam, who joins this newly-created rock group.

Starring Vanessa Hudgens and Lisa Kudrow, among others, watch the official Bandslam trailer now!

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Despite her incomprehensibly gaunt frame, and lack of acting talent, Mischa Barton has been cast in a new series.

The actress - whose character was hilariously killed off The OC - has landed a role in The CW's fall drama The Beautiful Life.

Stoned Mischa Barton

Barton herself can scarcely believe it. Here's what she had to say in a recent blog entry:

I've been traveling so extensively that I barely had time to react to my pilot getting picked up for a Fall launch... Production is supposed to get underway as of mid July and I couldn't be more thrilled to call the likes of Ashton Kutcher boss; not to mention being affiliated with the CW. Hope you guys enjoy!

Will you watch Mischa Barton in The Beautiful Life?

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We've been on the New Moon set.

We've published a few New Moon spoilers.

But, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly, we can now deliver a couple of still shots from the movie itself!

As the entire free world knows, New Moon is the sequel to Twilight. It opens on November 20. In the scene below, Bella (Kristen Stewart) is comforted by vampire Laurent (Edi Gathegi).

''I'm telling Bella not to be fearful of death. It's inevitable and painless,'' Gathegi said, adding that his character is no longer "conflicted," as he was in the original film.

Next, it's the scene every Twilight fan has yearned to see: Bella and Robert (Robert Pattinson), inching toward first base!

"I don't want him too present, so his apparition will be a subtle, flitting effect - clearly a reflection of Bella's will and desire to see him," director Chris Weitz told the magazine, referring to Edward's noticeable absence in the book.

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During a rambling blog entry - which included digs at bloggers for following his words more closely than the economy or the welfare of children around the globe - Clay Aiken sort of apologized to Adam Lambert for disparaging remarks he posted earlier in the week.

Many Lambert fans have taken Clay to task for referring to this season's runner-up as "contrived, awful and frightening."

In response, Aiken writes:

If only many [bloggers] took the time to pay attention to important things like the US economy and the welfare of the world's children. But… nah… I could blog about that type of stuff anytime and most wouldn't think twice, but let me say something that they can pick and choose quotes and misinterpret me… and it's showtime! I never assumed my opinion mattered so much! I guess I may have been wrong...

Since my previous blog got dissected like a biology lab frog, i suppose I should clarify and even retract some of what I wrote. I am sure that some were upset by my choice of words describing my opinion of a performance I heard from Adam Lambert.

I hope no one actually believed that blood truly poured forth from my ears when I heard him. I obviously meant it as a colorful statement to imply that I did not enjoy what I heard. Any performer hopes that their music will appeal to all people, but no singer realistically expects it to.

I definitely don't want to stoop to the level of so many negative freaks on the internet… so, I do apologize to Adam for my colorful (and negative) choice of words. I hope he can forgive me. I imagine he doesn't give a d---! God knows he shouldn't.

Clay Aiken thinks everyone (except for himself, apparently) should focus on world poverty instead of American Idol.