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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Following her recent break-up with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian is a single woman.

Months after his pummeling of Rihanna, Chris Brown still hasn't found love.

While The Hollywood Gossip would never claim to be Chris Harrison, we can't help but wonder if there's a match to be made here. Might the stars be aligning for these lonely stars?

  • Kimmy K. Pic
  • Angry Chris Brown

If we weigh the pros and cons of a possible Kim Kardashian/Chris Brown relationship, we come across far more pluses to this hook-up than minuses. To wit:

PROS

  • Based on the appearance of Kim's recent string of ex-boyfriends - Nick Cannon, Ray J and Bush - Brown fits her dating profile. We'll leave it at that.
  • Alliteratively, Chris would fit in perfectly with the Kardashian clan.
  • Both Kardashian and Brown share a passion for controversial videos, with the former getting more naked in hers than the latter got in his.
  • Neither is working much these days.
  • Both are known for body parts that cannot be avoided: Kim's ass, Chris' fists. 

CONS

  • Brown beat Rihanna into a bloody mess.

So, there you have it. For a long list of reasons, enough to make up for Brown's woman-beating past, Kim Kardashian and Chris Brown would make an ideal couple. We've even picked out their wedding song and first dance already.

Do you agree? Should these two date?

 

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Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan are officially divorced.

"We've reached a marital settlement agreement," Linda's attorney told a Florida judge this morning, while Linda herself later added: "The war is over."

The war in question has included Linda fearing that Hulk might murder her; Linda dating a 19-year old loser that went to high school with her children; and Linda calling out daughter Brooke on her fake boobs.

Indeed, it's been quite the journey for the Hogans.

Better Times

[Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Earlier today, it sounded like Hogan just wanted his relationship with his ex to be forgotten about. He told The Tampa Tribune: "When you're married to someone for 23 years ... you hope for the best .... We just got torn apart."

Call us crazy, but we doubt the former wrestler will shed any Joe Jonas-like tears over the break-up.

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For awhile, the Internet was abuzz with rumors of a feud between Demi Lovato and Miley Cyrus.

In the latest issue of Britain's Sugar magazine, however, the Sonny With A Chance star cleared up the controversy - and said her relationship with Cyrus was anything but contentious.

Lovato told the publication that she refers to Miley as "Dragon," a reference to the movie Step Brothers.

Jokes aside, Demi said her friend has "given me so much advice." For example:

"Recently she sent me this four-page text message encouraging me and telling me she has faith in me. It was so inspiring and made me feel great – because I do get a bit overwhelmed by the paps sometimes."

Lovable Miley

Demi, of course, recently broke up with Miley's brother, Trace Cyrus. But that hasn't affected her bond with the Hannah Montana star.

As for her other celebrity friends, the Jonas Brothers, Lovato told the magazine: "Everyone asks me if I fancy them, but I totally don't!"

Are you sure, Demi? Joe Jonas is single now. Just sayin.

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You better read this post quickly - because George Clooney may have moved on to a new woman by the time it's over.

For now, at least, the serial dater has snagged Italian beauty Elisabetta Canalis as his new gal pal.

The pair met in Italy, where resides for most of the year in a villa on Lake Como.

Canalis is a 30-year old actress that has played small roles in blockbuster comedies such as Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo and Virgin Territory. She also hosts the Italian version of Total Request Live.

Radar Online first reported the hook-up, and has provided a grainy photo of the new couple.

But we prefer this shot of Elisabetta Canalis, for two obvious reasons.

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Earlier this month, we tried to stump our female readers by asking who they'd rather sleep with, Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner.

While they go compare those two hunks, the men must now make a difficult decision.

  • Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Premiere
  • Scarlett Johansson, Body

Two of Hollywood's hottest actresses attended Comic-Con last week, as Megan Fox was on hand to promote Jennifer's Body and Scarlett Johansson showed up to represent for Iron Man 2.

Once we wiped the drool off our face, our staff asked ourselves a question that man has grappled with for ages: which of these beauties would we prefer to jackhammer all day and night?

There's no wrong answer, of course. But chime in with your opinion below...

Who would you rather...

 

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While fans hyperventilated over their appearance together at Comic-Con last week, the interaction between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart was anything but romantic.

There were even rumors that the movie studio behind New Moon, Summit Entertainment, specifically forbade the rumored couple from getting close to one another in public (more on that below).

However, sources have confirmed that Pattinson and Stewart did, indeed, get whisked away to the 11th floor of Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego on Wednesday night for some quality time together. In secret.

"They were so private," an insider said to E! News. "They were hardly seen by anyone. Their people made sure of that. But [Rob and Kristen] were there. They had a secret entrance to the hotel and everything... Who knows their specific sleeping arrangements, but [Rob and Kristen] were on the same hotel floor."

We're guessing that's not true. They were likely on the same hotel bed... if you know what we mean!

Comic-Con Couple

But, wait, why would Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart need to hide their relationship in such a manner? It's all about marketing.

As fans of the Twilight franchise know, New Moon focuses almost entirely on the burgeoning relationship between Bella (Stewart) and Jacob (Taylor Lautner). Some believe Summit doesn't want to ruin the effect of that storyline by having Rob and Kristen get cozy together in front of fans.

"Right now, it's all about Taylor and Kristen," said a source, referring to the film's ad campaign. "Rob's physically almost never in the movie! The relationship between [Taylor and Kristen] is a huge part of the sequel, so fans need to get used to seeing them together. Not Kristen and Rob. That's the way it's going to be."

It wasn't that way in the photos below, at least. Click on each for larger shots of this adorable twosome:

  • Happy Together
  • Soaking It In
  • Fan Greeters

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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Darn you, Joe Jonas!

It's not enough that you're gorgeous and talented - you need to be sensitive and in touch with your feelings, as well?!?

Just a day or two after breaking up with Camilla Belle, the singer openly wept during a concert in Detroit on Sunday night.

During a performance of "I Gotta Find You," Joe simply could not keep it together, as a pair of excited fans caught the water works in camera.

Watch the video below, listen to the girls scream over his tears and then send in your well wishes to this young hunk. It's gonna be okay, Double J. Tomorrow is a new day!

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We expect fake breasts from The Real Housewives of New York City.

But fake fiances?!?

According to a source close to Bethenny Frankel, the reality TV star isn't actually engaged to Jason Hoppy. Simply put:

"The engagement is fake," an insider told Fox News, implying that Frankel's rep started this rumor in order to generate buzz for his client's reality show.

But that development is also in question, as Bethenny is on the verge of getting sued.

Bethenny Frankel Dress Pic

Life has not been a beach for Bethenny Frankel this week.

Reportedly, Frankel was set to anchor a series titled The Skinny and the City. However, Tanya Zuckerbrot, - a registered dietitian and author of The F Factor Diet -  runs the weight loss website www.skinnyandthecity.com. She takes issue with Frankel's use of her trademarked name.

“I have always felt imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. That being said, we are taking the protection of our brand and trademark extremely seriously,” Zuckerbrot said.

Wow. Who would have thought that Frankel lacked any original ideas and unique talents? Oh. Right. Everybody.

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We didn't see this koming.

Following two years of dating, numerous engagement rumors and a trip together to Africa just this month, Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have ended their relationship. The reason behind the break-up?

The busy schedule of an NFL running back and of... whatever Kim does for a living.

"They never get to see each other, ever," a source told People. "It's been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it's tough."

And there's just no way Kim could have taken time out of her schedule of posing in a bikini to be there with him.

Kim Kardashian is single again. Who should she have sex with on camera date next?

While one insider swears this was a "mutual decision" and neither side cheated on the other, another friend of the pair said:

"They were the cutest couple. They loved each other so much, but they hardly saw each other. He starts his football training camp this week and she starts filming Keeping up with the Kardashians this week. They just need a break right now."

Will this break be permanent? It's hard to tell. For now, though, relive this duo's happier moments with the following photo retrospective of their relationship:

  • Kim Kardashian Kleavage
  • Reggie Bush Shirtless
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

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Granted, it might not get more exciting than New Moon clips that feature a shirtless Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson.

But we've uncovered the first picture of the entire Volturi clan, the group of vampires in the sequel that enforce the laws of their unique, dangerous world.

Kristen, Robert and Taylor

It's already been announced that Noot Seear will portray one of the leaders of the coven, Heidi. 

She's not shown here, but British hottie Jamie Campbell-Bower is freaky in the role of Caius and Dakota Fanning looks positively evil as Jane in the promotional photo below:

The Volturi will make life difficult for Bella in New Moon, which is scheduled for a November 20 release. Can you wait that long for it?

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