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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Pay close attention, aspiring socialites: Khloe Kardashian is teaching a class on how to become rich and famous by not doing anything at all.

First, get married to someone else famous, even if you've only known him for a month.

Second, have the marriage filmed for your upcoming reality show.

Third, sell the wedding pics to a tabloid.

Crazy Couple

Fourth, draw attention to a celebrity gossip report, refute it and create new headlines by... doing nothing at all. Which was the initial goal, as outlined above.

Khloe practiced the art of the last point earlier today: apparently, Star magazine published a story that said her and Lamar Odom had split because he refused to give her a massage. Was anyone aware of this before Khloe pointed it out?

Would anyone take it seriously? Of course not.

But Khloe took to her blog today and shot down the report, thereby milking attention for it. She wrote:

"I seriously died when I read that! LOL. Star is known for doing evil, fake and RIDICULOUS stories about my family... [it is] becoming the Enquirer. Next thing you know they'll be saying that Kourtney is giving birth to a cat! LOL. All of their stories are absurd, but at least we get a good laugh from their lies."

Would anyone out there be surprised if Khloe's people planted this story, just to give her the platform to deny it? Neither would we.

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Attention, Twilight Saga fans:

Please let our staff know if you are sick of seeing Taylor Lautner shirtless.

No? You're not? You want us to shut up and post the latest round of photo involving this handsome actor? Are you sure?

Well... okay then!

Lautner, like Kristen Stewart before him, has posed for an issue of GQ. In the picture everyone is talking about, the star is topless. But you can't go wrong with any of these images. Click on each to see what we mean...

Shirtless and Sexy
  • Such a GQtie
  • Stylin!
  • Lautner Photo
  • Ogle Worthy

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On November 24, Susan Boyle will release her debut album.

It's titled "I Dreamed a Dream" (after the Les Miserables song that made her famous) and will feature a number of remakes. The complete track list is below.

At Her Home

Will you purchase Boyle's album? Before you say yes, remember: it comes out the same day as the first-ever CD from Adam Lambert. You might need to call in sick to work that week in order to enjoy both these albums.

Here's a complete look at the songs included on "I Dreamed a Dream."

  • "Wild Horses"
  • "I Dreamed A Dream"
  • "Cry Me A River"
  • "How Great Thou Art"
  • "You'll See"
  • "Daydream Believer"
  • "Up To The Mountain"
  • "Amazing Grace"
  • "Who I Was Born To Be"
  • "Proud"
  • "The End Of The World"
  • "Silent"

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As part of her publicity blitz for New Moon, Kristen Stewart covers the latest issue of Seventeen.

(You can expect to read that sentence often over the next few weeks, with various magazine titles in place of Seventeen.)

While the photo shoot for the publication is far less interesting and sexy than the one Stewart took part in for Allure, the interview is a bit revealing. Here are excerpts from it:

On initial attraction to Bella: "I think it was the fact that she could hold her own against Edward, because it's a strange dynamic that they have. I think people relate to her just because she's got conviction."

Stewart on Seventeen

On success of the Twilight Saga: "I'm glad to be a part of something that's actually bigger than me for once. The success of it is the coolest thing ever because I can't tell you how much it hurts to do something that you feel like you can really learn from — and you feel is an important section of your life that you put everything into — and then nothing, it just never comes out. So the fact that we can share that, that's why we do this. It's the coolest thing."

On her life these days: "I'm kind of boring. I'd rather stay at home. I read a lot and I play guitar. I have to play a lot of guitar right now especially because I'm doing the movie."

To those residing under a rock: New Moon opens on November 20.

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This is the most gleeful news we've heard all day.

Glee creator Ryan Murphy confirmed to The New York Post this week that the cast of his hit show will tour the country next summer. He said:

"We're going to do what American Idol has done and put the kids on the road. It all equals revenue streams for FOX."

Anyone unsure about whether the show is worth its own tour needs only to watch a clip from last night's episode. Check out Rachel and Finn making like Jordin Sparks and Chris Brown in this "No Air" duet:

Added Murphy:

"Glee's music is not only driving the show, making it the freshest program on broadcast television, but it's also driving revenues. This is a new sort of model. It used to be with TV that you would have the show, then foreign sales, then DVD sales and then syndication sales, but DVD sales have really taken a cut out of syndication. This is a whole new way for Fox to earn revenue on a show."

Will you buy a ticket for the Glee tour?

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Note to Saturday Night Live security: keep your eyes out for Kanye West on November 7.

The rapper will likely be barred from the premises on that date, as Taylor Swift hosts an episode of the iconic program.

The lovely young singer performed on the show in January, but this will be her first time hosting. It's an opportunity she describes as "mind-blowing," adding:

"I love being around people who I feel have a different kind of creative genius. And the funny genius is definitely a fascinating one to be around."

Pretty Singer

Swift says she's "been thinking about skit ideas for a long time," though it's safe to assume the show will come up with something to mock her humiliation at the hands of West last month.

"There are definitely some hilarious things that have happened to me over the past couple of months that I think will be pretty substantial skits," Swift said, clearly acknowledging the VMA mishap.

Swift will also perform on Dancing with the Stars on October 27. Will tune in to watch her on Saturday Night Live?

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Incredibly, as previously reported, there's a magzaine titled Kurv in Australia.

They might as well call this publication Kim Kardashian Weekly, as her body type and alliterative name makes her pretty much the only model suited for Kurv photo spreads.

In its most recent issue, Kurv celebrates the 50th anniversary of Barbie by dressing Kim up as the iconic doll, just begging witty celebrity gossip sites to toss out possible doll types the socialite represents.

Is she Sex Tape Barbie? Large Breasted Barbie? Attention-Starved Barbie? Bikini Body Barbie?

There are as many possibilities as there are ways for the Kardashians to milk every ounce of publicity out of their talentless lives.

Come up with your own Kim-inspired Barbie name, send it in and then click on Kurv photos of this socliate below. They're all very weird.

Kurv Kover Girl
  • A Dancing Barbie
  • Kim Kardashian as Barbie
  • Weird Pic

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The New Moon publicity machine is in overdrive.

With a little more than a month to go until the second Twilight Saga film is released on November 20, expect Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart and company to pop up on magazine covers, TV shows and radio interviews galore.

Smiling!

You won't mind, will you?

Tomorrow, for example, People releases a special issue dedicated to New Moon. It features a slew of new photos from the movie, as well as comments from various cast and crew members.

Let's take a look at what those associated with the surefire blockbuster have to say about it...

Director Chris Weitz, on the tone of New Moon: “Twilight is about first love; New Moon is about heartbreak. That requires the actors to go to some very dark places. There is more Edward in the film. Viewers will see him more often than Bella sees him in the book.”

Taylor Lautner on Team Jacob: “I get nervous trying to represent Team Jacob in the right way. This guy [Robert] is some pretty good competition. The fans would love anybody who played Jacob. I’m just lucky to be the one who got the chance.”

Pattinson on Edward: “When I read Twilight, and there are these moony descriptions of Edward as a godlike figure, I thought there was no way I could play him. But when I got in the room with Kristen, there was a certain chemistry. She’s basically the reason I did the movie.”

Ashley Greene on the fans: “Kellan Lutz and I look at each other and go, ‘What is going on? This is so insane!’ It’s very different from anything that I’ve experienced. But the fans are so passionate. Seriously, this is the coolest job in the world with the best fans.”

Click on the pics below for more New Moon stills and remember: the THG reader that leaves the most comments on our website this week wins a FREE copy of the New Moon Soundtrack!

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might have more children. They might not.

But one thing is for certain: Life & Style has to look up the definiton of "confirms."

On the cover of the supermarket tabloid's latest issue, it sounds as though Jolie is either knocked up again or has already filled out new adoption paperwork. Neither is the case. Instead, she simply said recently:

"I can see further additions to the family - both adopted and our own."

Life & Style says Jon Gosselin is the "worst dad in America." This is the first true story it's ever reported.

A source close to the couple anonymously added:

"They want one more biological baby and an adopted baby - for now. But who knows what the future holds. Some people get addicted to drugs and alcohol, but Brad and Angie are addicted to children."

Just like this magazine is addicted to falsifying its cover stories.

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You've heard the rumors.

Then, you read the confirmation: Heather Locklear is reprising her role as Amanda Woodward on Melrose Place.

Now, you can actually see the character in action again, as Locklear has filmed her first scenes on the rebooted CW series.

Amanda will return on November 17, portraying the boss of Katie Cassidy's Ella. It's set to be a battle of the bitches, which fans can preview below. This is a shot of Locklear on her debut episode:

Back on Melrose

Follow our link to check out more images of Locklear in her return as Amanda!

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