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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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This is truly pathetic.

Kim Kardashian is not satisfied with the money and attention she's garnered from... well, starring in a sex tape with Ray J.

Instead, she's pimping out her body and her soul on behalf of an unhealthy weight loss product. Kim and sister Khloe are shilling non-stop for QuickTrim, a cleansing system that no certified doctor would ever recommend for a patient.

Earlier today, Kim posted a message on her Twitter account that didn't even bother to hide the fact that she's nothing but a paid saleswoman for this dangerous product. She wrote:

“Quick Trim DOES A BODY GOOD! Quick Trim baby! Go get it!”

Seriously, folks, DO NOT go get this product. It's not safe and Kardashian is simply being paid for her endorsement, which includes the following Tweeted pics:

Nice Body

Kim Kardashian will do anything for money. Including Ray J.

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This is a very strange story.

On August 22, a contingent of stars from The Vampire Diaries were arrested in Forsyth, Georgia. Their crime? Posing too seductively for a photo shoot.

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Actresses Nina Dobrev, Candice Accola, Kayla Ewell, and Sara Canning, (as well as photographer Tyler Shields) were taken into custody by Georgia cops and charged with disorderly conduct because drivers reportedly called in about kids flashing others from a local bridge.

Police officers instructed the show's stars to reveal identification before taking them to the sheriff’s office, booking them and taking the mug shots shown above.

Shields posted $4,000 in fines and described the Georgia police as possessing a "flair for the dramatic."

In other show news, The Vampire Diaries broke every record The CW has for a series premiere this week. You really should watch it.

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Miley Cyrus has been linked with Nick Jonas, Justin Gaston and, most recently, Liam Hemsworth over the last few months.

But when asked by Access Hollywood if she was dating anyone, the Disney star replied:

"I don't know, gosh. There's, like, a lot of people that I'm supposedly dating, but, like, I'm just kicking it right now... There's no dude."

Well said, Miles. Watch the interview below:

Among the topics covered by Cyrus are:

  • Her hair. (Not real.)
  • The worst thing she ever did. (Break a window.)
  • Her dating advice. (Be comfortable; don't sacrifice anything for anyone.)
  • How long she could go without texting. (Not even five minutes; her hands shook when she tried once. Seriously.)

No word from Miley yet on whether or not she'll appear in the Sex and the City sequel, but we'll keep fans apprised of that development.

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Did you catch the series debut of The Vampire Diaries last night?

If not, you're in the minority: the show set record ratings for a premiere on The CW, as over 4.8 million viewers tuned in to see if Paul Wesley really could make people forget about Robert Pattinson.

The answer? Of course not. But the opening episode was still very entertaining and suspenseful. It was highlighted by Ian Somerhalder's turn as Damon Salvatore, a blood sucker fans can finally hate.

While 2009 has clearly been the year of the vampire, pop culture followers have been stuck with metrosexual, kind-hearted creatures of the night; from Pattinson in the Twilight Saga to Stephen Moyer's Bill Compton in True Blood. Even Alexander Skarsgard's Eric, from that same HBO series, lives by a certain code.

But not Damon, at least not yet. Check out a clip from last night's episode of The Vampire Diaries and see if you're as taken by this bad ass as we are:

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It doesn't get any more pathetic than Miley Cyrus.

It's been well-documented how the singer relies on Twitter to garner attention and sympathy from her fans. She posts the most self-centered, pointless messages of any celebrity on the network.

But Miley has now taken it to a new level. Earlier this week, she Tweeted:

I wish just once I could look out into the crowd and he would be sitting in the front row singing along. I miss you.

Then, six minutes later, she wrote: Regarding my last tweet. Yes it was about a boy. The one who never lets me down. The one who always makes me smile. My Pappy.

Here's a crazy idea, Miles: if you miss your father, PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HIM!!! Why resort to some mysterious, creepy Twitter message for the world to see... only to then clarify it minutes later?

Actually, scratch that. We all know the answer.

Miley and Creepy Dad

It's understandable why fans would be confused when Miley Cyrus references a boy. She toys with so many, it's easy to lose track.

Miley and father Billy Ray have a well-known, inappropriate relationship. This is a man who has no problem with his 16-year old daughter strutting around the stage like a stripper. Hey, as long as it makes the family money, right?

** Update: Astute readers have written in and said Cyrus refers to her late grandfather as "Pappy." We still hate her, and we still can't fathom why she posted such a mysterious initial message on Twitter, but we apologize for the misunderstanding.

To watch a clip of Cyrus singing "Party in the USA" while trying not to pole dance, follow this article's jump.

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Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are totally inn love!

While paparazzi clamor for a shot of this couple on the set of Eclipse, and fans cross out the days on their calendar until New Moon opens on November 20, the hottest couple in Hollywood took a break from it all last month.

Sexy Vampire

“Rob has wanted to get away with Kristen for a while now, somewhere really quiet that’s not full of tourists,” an insider said to Star. “He asked around and settled on Mayne Island.”

Vacationing on this small island off the southwest coast of British Columbia, Robsten stayed in an intimate, two-bedroom bed and breakfast. They kept to themselves, wearing baseball caps and sunglasses the entire weekend.

Said a source: “The weather was really nice and there are a lot of outdoorsy things to do, but they just stayed in their room most of the time."

Gee, we wonder why? ;)

Meanwhile, Kristen, Rob and many in the New Moon cast will appear Sunday night at the MTV Video Music Awards. Remember what happened the last time Robsten accepted an award on stage?

Click on the hot photos below to be reminded of the Near Kiss Heard Around the World...

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Paula Abdul is less than stable.

Therefore, while American Idol fans debated the merits of Ellen DeGeneres as a new judge on the show, many were also wondering: How the heck will Abdul react to this news?

Will she throw a fit? Get drunk? Run around the streets of Los Angeles naked? Really, no reaction from this loony singer would surprise us. Except for grace and humility, which is exactly what Paula showed in a recent Twitter message:

"I think Ellen will b a gr8 judge on Idol," she wrote Thursday evening. "She is wildly funny, talented and I wish her the best of luck!"

That's not nearly as entertaining as the other possible reactions.

  • A Choice of the People
  • Crazy Paula

Meanwhile, last season's newcomer, Kara DioGuardi, also praised the selection of DeGeneres. She said:

"[Ellen is] somebody who loves music, she's positive, she loves kids... She is somebody who has watched the show from the beginning, knows everything there is to know about American Idol and I think ultimately it's going to be a great new energy."

Viewers will find out in a few months, as season nine premieres in January.

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Megan Fox has shouted it for months: I am not Angelina Jolie!

That might be the case, but a new report that states the actresses are pitted against each other for the lead role in Barbarella, the remake of a 1968 film, won't do much to dispel the comparisons between these beauties.

"This will be the first time Ange and Megan have ever faced off for the same role," a source told MSN in Canada. "Ange is really feeling the pressure. Ange knows that to win roles she has to look youthful."

It probably doesn't help Jolie's focus that her private life in reportedly in shambles. A totally unreliable tabloids claims Brangelina has separated.

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  • Film Festival Fox

While fans can compare the sexy stars below, there's little doubt Fox is on a hot streak these days. She's starring in a much-publicized movie that opens on September 18 (Jennifer's Body) and she's hosting the 35th season premiere of Saturday Night Live.

No wonder an insider said that "Megan is stunning and fast becoming a huge star. Angelina is petrified."

Should she be? Who would you choose to rail between this pair of actresses?

 

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As ex-girlfriend Tila Tequila deals with an alleged assault by Shawne Merriman, it must be hard for Courtenay Semel to get out of bed each morning.

But the talentless socialite knows there are people in America much worse off than she is; specifically, the 47 million citizens that lack health insurance.

In a show of support for these individuals, Semel took to the only outlet she's famous enough to have: Facebook. She posted the following message on her account yesterday:

Semel's Facebook

It's unclear how many people followed her order and posted this as their status for the day. We're guessing Joe Wilson was not among any of those that did.

We make fun of Courtenay often because her name is spelled stupidly; she pretends to be a lesbian in order to make headlines; and because she once lit an ex-girlfriend's hair on fire.

But, hey, at least she's taking a stand on an issue with this Facebook post. That's preferable to celebrities that think the world needs to hear about their every thought and mundane action (yes, we're looking at you, Miley Cyrus).

Has Semel changed your mind on health care reform? Where do you stand on the issue?

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Dannielynn Birkhead turned three years old this week.

To celebrate the occasion, exploitative father Larry Birkhead appears to have sold his daughter to the highest bidder once again, setting up another photo shoot for her with a celebrity gossip tabloid.

Grilled by OK! Weekly, Larry was asked such challenging questions as: "Do you love being a dad?"

Unfortunately, the magazine never asked Birkhead how much money he makes every time he pimps out his daughter like her late mother, exposing her to a life in front of the camera that is unlikely to end well. Just check out this frightening photo:

Here are excerpts from the interview:

On Dannielynn turning three: It seems only weeks ago I was bringing her home and now all this time has gone by and she’s bigger and wiser and such a great kid. Her birthday is a happy occasion. Parties are always stressful for me because I try to make them these big blowouts. But she’s at the age where she appreciates it now and she’s excited.

On being a dad: It’s hard work and time consuming but it’s worth it when I hear her laugh. All my friends are out in bars, but I don’t miss it. In fact, I’m morphing into my parents — I’ve become corny and sensible.

On missing her mother: She misses her mom so much. Right now she’s at the age where she’s noticing that other children in television and in books have moms. She said to me the other day quite seriously, “Where’s my mom?” It was sad but I explained to her, “Your mommy is in the clouds and you’ll see her again one day.”

If you can stand it, click on the photos below for more grotesque shots of Larry, likely raking in the cash, posing with Dannielynn:

Dannielynn in OK!
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