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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

Millions of women would kill just to stand next to Justin Bieber. Sadly, scarily, we're not really exaggerating.

But don't put Angelina Jolie in that group. The actress posed alongside Justin on the red carpet of Sunday's Golden Globes, much to her chagrin, apparently.

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Reliable sources have confirmed that Melissa Etheridge really is dating Linda Wallem, the creator of Nurse Jackie and former best friend of ex-wife Tammy Lynn Michaels.

That's awkward. But it's not nearly as awkward as the way in which Michales learned that Etheridge was being unfaithful, as explained in a new poem Tammy has posted on her website, titled "speak, spread walk the talk." It tells the story of a mis-labeled box of dildos.

Posted in: Tammy Lynn Michaels

Former first round pick Laurence Maroney has been a bust in the NFL. Now, the running back has been busted by the police.

According to the St. Louis Police Department, Maroney was one of five people arrested in a car last night that was stopped because cops observed "several occupants" smoking what they believed to be marijuana.

Posted in: Celebrity Scandals

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Minka Kelly will see your latest alluring photo spread and raise you some lingerie.

The actress, who stars in The Roommate with Leighton Meester, is featured in the latest issue of GQ. In a two-picture spread, Kelly gives Red Sox fans yet another reason to hate Derek Jeter. That's because the Yankees shortstop has been rounding the bases with this beauty for years.

Posted in: Minka Kelly

Nevermind, Brooke Mueller. We totally understand why you'd get back together with Charlie Sheen: the guy is hilarious!

TMZ has uncovered an actual email the actor sent an escort he found on a site called CityVibe. After attempting to call "Ginger," only to be met with a dead phone, Sheen did the next best thing: he sent a grammatically ridiculous email that made it clear just who she had the chance to meet...

Posted in: Charlie Sheen