He's Steven Slater, Bitches!
Steven Slater has accomplished an impressive feat: he's made Angelina Pivarnick sound like Tupac Shakur.
The former Jet Blue flight attendant has somehow landed a contract with a company called Line 2. It specializes in a cell phone app that provides in-flight texting for those on airplanes that have Wi-Fi - and the first campaign features Slater rapping. Yes, rapping.