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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Forget The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

Meet The Real Moronic Househusband of... New Jersey.

Derek Lowe Mug Shot

Joe Giudice, who is married to reality TV's favorite table-thrower Teresa Giudice, crashed his car early this morning and now finds himself in trouble with two different police departments.

Captain Ed Rosellini of the Montville Township Police told E! News the accident took place around 1:45 a.m. and:

"It was a motor vehicle accident, and he was taken to the hospital. Officers believed he had a drink and he was then tested for alcohol and charged accordingly."

Giudice was taken to the Morristown Memorial Hospital. After a blood sample was taken, he was charged with driving while intoxicated, reckless driving, careless driving, and failure to maintain a traffic lane.

But that's not all!

The incident tipped off the nearby Clifton Police Department, which proceeded to arrest Joe on an outstanding warrant for a number of city ordinance violations. He posted $2,625, got out of jail around 6 a.m. and headed home... to face the wrath of his four children and insane wife.

Good luck, buddy!

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Larry Platt - sorry, General Larry Platt - made quite an impression on American Idol viewers last night.

The 63-year old ended the Atlanta auditions' broadcast with a single titled "Pants on the Ground." It's quickly become an Internet and Twitter sensation.

But who the heck is this guy? And how did he end up on the show? The Atlanta Journal-Constitution tracked Platt down and asked him a few questions over the phone. Apparently, he...

... "loved" his depiction on Idol. I thought it played "real good."

... thought of the song spontaneously three years ago when he saw a guy walking through downtown Atlanta with a baby in his arm and his pants slipping below his hips. “He had his underwear showing,” Platt said.

Larry Platt

... was shot in the eye when he was three.

... refers to himself as “General” because "I'm a general of the civil rights movement." Records show that he did march with Martin Luther King Jr. and Hosea Williams in the 1960s.

... condluded the interview by saing: “Be a man. Don’t be walking around showing yourself to the world! I don’t think that’s right!”

Amen, General. Amen.

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Taylor Swift had an incredible 2009.

How did she celebrate the best year of her life? By taking January off.

"I have walked on snow-covered grass and discovered new coffee shops and laughed hysterically with friends about things that probably weren’t technically funny. I’ve written songs on napkins and sat at a giant table with my whole family on my mother’s birthday, all of us in one place for the first time in too long. I’ve gotten to take what has happened to me and process it to my full capability, and celebrate it the way it deserved to be celebrated.”

Awww, good for T. Swizzle! She's also let fans in a bit, posing the following images from the month that was:

In conclusion, Taylor wrote:

“I’ve made new music. I’ve gone over the memories and jumped up and down with my producer and floated around with nothing on my schedule other than just appreciating what my life has somehow turned into. So thank you for giving me so much to be thankful for this January. Thank you beyond what I know how to say.”

No, thank YOU, Taylor, for being such a grounded, normal, appreciative superstar.

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You'll never believe this, but Tila Tequila has posted many messages on her Twitter account over the last 12 hours.

These rants are based around the troubled star's pregnancy claim, as she feigns morning sickness, along with the pimping out of her new celebrity gossip blog.

As the photo at the bottom of this post reveals, the pictires on Tila's lame site look an awful lot like ones published each day by her supposed arch enemy, Perez Hilton. But we'll get to that shortly.

First, Tequila's most recent Tweets, nauseating, exploitive word for nauseating, exploitive word...

  • can't sleep. So I freestyle blog about my thoughts and feelings.
  • I'll blog more when I'm not so tired. I actually passed out half way and woke myself back up 2 blog!
Tweet from Tila
  • LOL....this is going to be funny! You'll love it! Way better than Piggy Perez website... BRB I'm bloggin.....yay!
  • Well what do u guys think I should do right now? U do want to see me exercise my bloggin skills? I can do it right now & show u whn im done
  • so much work to do. Must numb myself in order to keep it moving. There's an Empire to run. My Record Label & My Celebrity Gossip Blog! yay!

Hmmm... for someone that says she hates Perez Hilton, Tila sure copies his amateur, immature style of drawing on photos. Below, Tequila shows just how creative she can be when writing about Stephanie Pratt:

Perez Wannabe

Drawing a penis on a picture? It doesn't get much funnier than that!!!

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Mark down the date, Adam Lambert fans:

January 19.

This Tuesday, everyone's favorite American Idol runner-up will be the main guest on The Oprah Winfrey Show, as rumors of this "once-in-a-lifetime" event have been verified. In fact, Lambert taped his interview and performance in Chicago yesterday.

We'll reveal more about Lambert and Oprah's conversation as the days go by, but for now, we can confirm that it touches on the following topics:

  • Simon Cowell's departure from American Idol;
  • Adam's life before and after his run on the show;
  • And, of course, his controversial performance at the American Music Awards.

The crooner will also perform "Whataya Want from Me" for the studio audience and television viewers; while he'll briefly be joined on the episode by another chart-topper: Susan Boyle.

Commence screams of excitement in 3... 2... 1...

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It's safe to say that Ashley Greene is taking the opposite approach to her Twilight Saga-inspired fame than co-stars Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson.

While those two lay low, and cover themselves up, Greene continues to pose for various photo shoots, not donning many layers of clothing while doing so. Not that we're complaining, of course!

Ashley Greene Lucky Cover

The actress will appear, completely naked, in the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Granted, she'll have her private parts covered by body paint... but still. The photos are hot.

Now, Ashley has been photographed for the February issue of Interview magazine. Inside the publication, she provides insight into life in the spotlight, but it's hard to focus on her words when she poses like this:

However, we'll try to remain strong. Tell us, Ash, how does it feel to go from unknown to major star in less than a year?

“There was a moment in time where I was kind of having this mini-breakdown because it was all very new, and it was all being thrown at me really quickly, and I was going, ‘Why are people reporting on this? Why do people care what I’m wearing or what I’m eating, and why are people looking down on me because I’m not wearing high heels?’

"That’s the downside to being in the public eye. When girls come up and say, ‘You’re my role model,’ it’s really flattering, but it’s also really scary because I’m not perfect and I’m going to make mistakes. I’ve just decided that I have to continue to live my life and do what I do.

"Hopefully, people love me because of who I am, not who I pretend to be.”

If Greene continues to star in photo shoots such as this, men around the world will love her no matter what. Check out another photo of Greene from this shoot NOW!

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Last year, there was Bikini Girl.

This year, there's General Larry Platt.

Each season, American Idol airs the audition of an outlandish contestant that gets cataputed into the spotlight for approximately 15 minutes. Rarely is that individual 62 years old and singing about his pants on the ground, however.

But that's exactly what took place in Atlanta last night, as a man that referred to himself as "General Larry Platt" (pictured) caused the judges to crack up with a single that included the lyrics:

Pants on the ground
Lookin’ like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth, hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat
Lookin’ like a fool, walkin’ to the town
With your pants on the ground!

General Larry Platt

Is it wrong that the show ended the episode with this man, as opposed to one of the truly talented singers that received a ticket to Hollywood, such as Keia Johnson, Jermaine Sellers, Mallorie Haley, Bryan Walker? Nah, it's just American Idol!

Visit our friends at TV Fanatic full a detailed rundown of the evening - and watch the General's performance of "Pants on the Ground" below.

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Exciting, unconfirmed Zanessa news out of the tabloid world this morning:

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron may soon become roommates!

A source told the print edition of In Touch Weekly that things keep getting better between this pair, as Hudgens wants to spend as much time with her man as possible.

  • Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron
  • Zanessa Sighted

“When Vanessa was apart from Zac while filming her upcoming movies Beastly and Sucker Punch, she realized how much she missed him and loved being around him all the time," the insider said. "When she got back to LA, she told him she wanted them to move in together."

Referring to the adorable pair as “as young, but very serious about each other," the friend adds that house hunting may soon commence.

Last week, in a similar move, Liam Hemsworth reportedly moved in with Miley Cyrus (and her parents). We'd like to send both these couples best wishes. May you never fight about dirty dishes in the sink!

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Forget smelling like a mixture of Ray J, Reggie Bush and QuickTrim powder.

Kim Kardashian has given fans another reason why they ought to purchase her new fragrance: it makes you feel like a woman!

After starring in her first perfume ad (below), Kardashian writes on her blog:

It was so much fun getting all glammed up for this shoot. I think the Old Hollywood theme with a modern twist is a perfect fit for my fragrance because it will make you feel glam, sexy and super feminine.

The only question remaining: Which is less understandable: how one can feel "super feminine," or what makes Kim qualified to release a fragrance?

The perfume will be available nationwide in February. For now, fans can purchase it at Sephora.com.

Make sure you use a credit card, and enough common sense to stop yourself from actually doing this.

NOTE: Follow this link now to purchase your Kim Kardashian perfume!

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Teddy Pendergrass, a singer admired for his bravery in the face of paralysis, has passed away from colon cancer complications. He was 59.

A R&B singer, Pendergrass was paralyzed in a 1982 car accident. He initially rose to fame in the 1970s when he became lead singer of Harold Melvin & the Blue Notes, a group that put out such singles as "If You Don't Know Me by Now" and "I Miss You."

The crooner crashed his Rolls-Royce in Philadelphia, leaving him paralyzed from the waist down. He resumed his recording career the next year with the album "Love Language" and returned to the stage, performing from a wheelchair, at the Live Aid concert in 1985.

He started the Teddy Pendergrass Alliance in 1998. It benefits victims of spinal cord injuries.

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