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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Enjoy Miley Cyrus in the role of Hannah Montana while you can, Disney Channel viewers. You won't be seeing her as that iconic character for much longer.

The actress will hang up her alternate persona in 2010, as the fourth season of this series will be its last. Filming on it begins this month and the show's final episode will air some time in the fall.

"It's one of the things [her character Miley Stewart] has been wrestling with for months," Disney Channel executive Andy Bonnett said. "Whether it's time to make a decision to continue being Hannah Montana or just be a regular, ordinary girl."

It's unclear which path the character will choose, but it's been clear for awhile that Miley is ready to break away from the series.

Cyrus has said she doesn't like pop music and many of her magazine spreads make it apparent this is a young women ready to be seen as more than a Disney character.

We actually encourage the move. Our problems with Miley stem from her attempts to play innocent one moment, and then ride a stripper pole the next.

If she wants to grow as an artist and be taken more seriously as an adult, she should definitely leave Hannah Montana behind. But will her fan base follow her?

You tell us!

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Tila Tequila continues to mourn the passing of Casey Johnson in an unusual, publicity-whorish manner.

Just hours after she posed seductively for the paparazzi surrounding her home, Tequila has gone on yet another Twitter rant against Casey's family.

Scarcely Clothed

In a new post, she refers to them as "piece[s] of s- - -" that "abandoned" their daughter and adds:

"Some ppl think just cuz they're rich that they can just stomp all over other ppl. Even if that means taking away their daughters happiness! My Wife hated them. Just wait til I tell everyone the truth I have proof."

Tila is certifiably insane and is inexcusably using Casey's death to garner headlines for herself. But her facts in this instance aren't entirely off base.

Johnson's family cut ties with their daughter years ago, citing the drug and alcohol abuse that led to her unstable behavior. Her father, New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, lost his brother to a drug overdose in 1975 and is sensitive to the issue.

The New York Daily News reports he hoped this example of tough love would set Casey straight. Sadly, it didn't work out that way.

And Tequila won't let anyone forget it: "Her family abandoned her for 5 years, her friends never called her, ONLY I DID," she wrote. "Who was there for her? I WAS! I took care of EVERYTHING!"

Early this morning, Tila said she promised to "tell all" about Casey's personal life. We have no idea what that means, but we do know this much: Tequila is an extraordinarily troubled individual.

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When Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner ended their brief relationship, most sources agreed the basis for this break up was basic:

The pair simply didn't have a lot in common. Moreover, strong feelings weren't there on Swift's side.

But Star magazine has a different theory: a well-known, adorable third person got herself between Taylor and Taylor - Selena Gomez!

Gomez and Lautner were a rumored item for awhile, as the former has said meeting the latter was "the best thing ever."

An insider now says the spark between these two never died down and they've rekindled at least some sort of relationship. Are there any facts to back up this claim? Of course not. But does that mean it's not worth talking about the possibility? Of course not!

Did a Gomez come between two Taylors? Who are you blowing that kiss to, Selena?!?

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Noah Cyrus turns 10 years old today.

Miley's younger sister only has to wait about another two decades now until the attire she's known to wear, such as the outfit below, is age appropriate:

Noah Cyrus Pic

In all seriousness, we do fear for Noah's future. Someone has to alert the Cyrus family that it's okay to let her remain a kid for awhile.

That means no more encouraging of her to sing "Smack That" and no more allowing her to be seen in public in less clothing than Pamela Anderson typically wears.

Hear that, Billy Ray, Tish and Miley? We've got our eyes on you!

For now, we ask readers to send in both their birthday wishes to Noah Cyrus and their advice for her on how to enjoy her childhood while it lasts.

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While Brooke Mueller deals with the fallout from her alleged domestic dispute with Charlie Sheen two weeks ago, a friend claims this is far from the first problem she's encountered over the last few years.

A source tells Radar Online that Mueller received in-patient treatment in the early 2000s for an addiction to crack.

Brooke Mueller Screen Shot

She would reportedly "disappear for a couple days" at times and head to Beit T'Shuvah in Los Angeles. This recovery center focuses on Jewish spirituality and therapy, specializing in both in-patient and out-patient care.

"She had a serious problem," the insider says.

This report doesn't come as too much of a shock. It's been revealed that Mueller has two arrests on her record; one for DUI and a second for cocaine possession in 2001.

Various stories have alleged that she and Sheen were drinking heavily on the night of their argument, with Mueller registering a .13 blood-alcohol level. That's higher than Pete Doherty likely is right now.

Brooke's lawyer says his client wants to move on from this "bad night," however, and reconcile with the actor. We just hope she has the best interests of her young children in mind.

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Based solely on the latest issue of Ocean Drive, you'd think Kim Kardashian was a hard-working entrepreneur that built herself up from nothing and actually contributes something to society aside from large breasts.

Isn't that hilarious?

The random publication features Kim on its cover and refers to her a "multimedia juggernaut," a "fitness sensation," and a "shoe guru."

Those descriptions differ slightly from THG's take on Kim as a "fame-obsessed model that is only well-known because she let a dude named Ray J have intercourse with her on camera and will shill for anything for a buck."

Still, Kim looks pretty good in the magazine's photo spread. We can give her that much.

Ocean Drive Cover

Check out a few excerpts from Kardashian's interview, and a few more photos of her from the shoot, below:

On her entrepreneurial side: My dad was a great attorney and businessman. He instilled a strong work ethic in all of us. If we wanted our allowance, we had to work. For Christmas presents, he’d give us gift certificates for a “one-hour conversation about life with Dad.”

On her fashion background: I think back to the ’80s, when my mom had an enormous closet and Kourtney and I were about nine and 10. We used to always drape ourselves in her jewels and furs.

On Reggie Bush: He only cares about football, and really couldn’t care less about the Hollywood life. It’s not a struggle, because we balance each other out. In his house, it’s only SportsCenter, and in my house, it’s only E!.

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It's been well-documented that Kim Kardashian's weight loss method is unhealthy and not recommended by any professionals.

But the busty brunette isn't the only beautiful celebrity to take short cuts and set a bad example when it comes to dieting.

Megan Fox recently went on record with the key to her figure. It's an odd, disgusting one: the actress uses vinegar to flush out toxins from her system.

"It's just water and raw apple cider vinegar, and it just cleans out your system entirely. I'm not one for dieting or exercising 'cause I'm lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while."

Does anyone else find Fox's nude body a little less attractive, now that we know it's the result of frequent diaherra bouts?

Very Foxy

As you might expect, health experts find Fox's system to be completely misguided. This is dietitian Lucy Jones' take:

"As attractive as it sounds, there is no magic pill, lotion or potion for a quick fix to weight loss. The body, including the liver, is a well-oiled detoxing machine, which will not be improved by vinegar, whether it be organic, apple cider, unfiltered, or your bog-standard malt vinegar."

Amen, Lucy! Please pass that message on to females around the world.

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We were always taught that if something sounds too good to be true, it is likely false.

We were also taught that The National Enquirer is an unreliable source for entertainment news.

Therefore, we're trying hard not to hyperventilate over the latest rumor regarding Adam Lambert: the tabloid reports he's booked to guest star on Glee.

Glee Bound?

Sources supposedly say the singer will appear on the Fox hit in April, taking on the role of a character that helps Kurt (Glee cast member Chris Colfer) come out of the closet.

Loyal viewers know Kurt pretty much already did that this season. Plus, they need to consider the Enquirer's reputation before getting too excited.

Still, Adam Lambert on Glee?!? It's impossible not to do a little dance over that mere possibility.

In other TV appearance news, the star is almost definitely scheduled to take over an Oprah Winfrey episode later this year. Yes!

** UPDATE: Soon after talk of this casting news spread, Lambert shot it down via Twitter. Oh well. Not unexpected.

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Something about The Real Housewives of Orange County is about to be as fake as the breasts on most of this show's stars:

The status of Tamra Barney as a housewife.

Barney's husband of 11 years, Simon, has filed for divorce. In court-filed papers, he charges his wife with adultery, as they read: “Petitioner contends that Respondent has been verbally abusive and has committed acts of disloyalty and infidelity.”

Radar Online reports that Tamra moved out of the couple's mansion earlier this week and into a two-bedroom apartment. The pair has three children together.

Simon and Tamra Barney

A Bravo rep says Tamra has "no comment" at this time. But she'll talk about the end of her marriage on national TV next week, naturally.

"She is going to share her story first on Bravo's Watch What Happens Show hosted by Andy Cohen, airing next Thursday at midnight."

How truly pathetic. Especially when one considers how Tamra has often been critical of co-star Gretchen Rossi for her rumored infidelity.

As for Simon, he's not waiting for a television special to speak out. He says: "I have been presented over and over as being controlling. Yes, it’s true! I admit it again. I am controlling!

"Controlling the damage and protecting my family. If you have seen my wife in the last few seasons, you know that if I was controlling I must suck at it. Being on a reality show is not my priority in life. My wife and children's happiness and well being is."

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If Tila Tequila is truly broken up over the death of her fiancee, Casey Johnson, she has a strange way of showing it.

We're not even referring to the fact that she called the police on Nicky Hilton; made up a rumor that the socialite wants to kill Casey's dogs; and has Tweeted close to 100 messages since Johnson passed away.

Instead, we're talking about Tila's reaction to the paparazzi surrounding her home today.

Did she greet them with tears and a plea to leave her alone? Quite the contrary.

She brought her breasts out to play and posed seductively for the cameras. We know that's a reflex for Tila at this point, but you'd think the death of a loved one would cause her to act a bit abnormal at least...

Attention Grabber
  • Mourning Tila
  • (Don't) Leave
  • Always Posing
  • Not Too Sad
  • Troubled Tila Tequila

How strong Tila Tequila must be to smile through her pain, expose her cleavage, put a flower in her hair, lead photographers around her house and expose her cleavage some more. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Meanwhile, Tila continues to Tweet her supposedly broken heart away. She wrote today:

"I was the ONLY one who was constantly checking on my Wifey cuz I knew something was wrong... Casey cut out a lot of 'bad' people from her past to be with me cuz I was a good influence on her. We were so in love."

Ah, so that's why Tequila is posing in this manner. Out of love. She just wants Johnson see her breasts from heaven.

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