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Can you not get enough Adam Lambert? Then listen up:

The singer will release a special, six-track digital EP tomorrow. On sale at AdamOfficial.com, the disc will feature remixed versions of his first two singles off "For Your Entertainment."

Aptly titled "Remixes," the album's track listings are below:

  1. “Whataya Want From Me,” Fonzerelli Electro House Club Mix
  2. “Whataya Want From Me,” Brad Walsh A Vivir Mix
  3. “Whataya Want From Me,” Jason Nevins Electrotek Extended Mix
  4. “For Your Entertainment,” Bimbo Jones Vocal Mix
  5. “For Your Entertainment,” Brad Walsh Remix
  6. “Voodoo”

Meanwhile, as we've already announced, Adam will mentor contestants on American Idol next week and then perform on Wednesday night's results show.

Want a glimpse of him in action? Check out the cool rendition of "Mad World" below, as Lambert goes acoustic for fans in Sweden.

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How did Brian Austin Green land Megan Fox?

Why did Heather Locklear date David Spade?

What inspired Jennifer Love Hewitt to sleep with Jamie Kennedy?

Finally, after years of wondering about such dating mysteries, we've been supplied with the answer: these men are among those in Hollywood that have penises longer than eight inches.

That's what sources tell Life & Style, at least, as the tabloid reports these well-endowed gents "have nicknames like Tripod and Crooked Stick."

  • Leo Waves
  • The Foxx
  • Ashton

Read Between the Thighs: A five-fingered wave, plus a two-fingered peace sign, plus one Ashton Kutcher equals eight inches of manhood.

Does this mean Leonardo DiCaprio, Ashton Kutcher and Jamie Foxx (pictured, all of whom are also on the list) have been bragging about their girth around town? Not exactly.

"Most of these guys don't know one another," the magazine states. "But as so many of their exes in LA have been spreading around the gossip about them, when they bump into each other, they give a knowing nod."

Moreover, when they bump uglies with the opposite sex, they give a thrust that few can equal.

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Recent reports claim that Whitney Houston canceled the European leg of her tour because of illness.

But those that spotted the singer at the Beverly Wilshire in Los Angeles on March 10 say there's a different reason behind Houston's change of plans: she's back on drugs.

Whitney Houston Photograph

This should come as no surprise to anyone that watched Whitney sing in Australia a couple months ago. It was an absolute trainwreck.

Now, according to some dude named Marlon David, Houston has a serious problem - and it was on full display at the aforementioned hotel's bar. Appearing disheveled and walking in with ex-husband Bobby Brown, Whitney allegedly screamed “I want a f*ckin’ drink!”

From there, David recounts to In Touch Weekly:

“I saw her pull a plastic bag out, put a folded bill to her nose and discreetly snort a line from it of what to me certainly looked like cocaine. She’s extremely thin and looks like a disaster. She’s a hot mess.”

How did Brown react to this scene? He was actually disgusted by it, David said:

"He had so much trouble trying to control her. He tried to make her leave, but she wouldn’t. She started yelling his name loudly and calling him a stupid son of a bitch, and he told her to shut the f*ck up.”

This is all very sad, really. Back when Whitney sang "I Will Always Love You," who could have guessed she was addressing it to drugs and alcohol?

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Phew. That was close.

Due to a collective, nationwide brain fart, Michael Lynche found himself in the bottom three last night on American Idol. Once Aaron Kelly was deemed safe, Lynche then found himself in the bottom two alongside Andrew Garcia - and then the bottom one!

Granted, Big Mike's rendition of "Eleanor Rigby" on Tuesday was overblown and far from his best. But, unlike viewers around the country, the judges were willing to give Lynche another shot: they unanimously voted to save him from elimination.

Think they made the right call?

Huge Mike

The excitement, and flamboyance, on American Idol will be ratcheted up next week: Adam Lambert will mentor the contestants.

Regarding anyone's fears, Adam Tweeted this week: "Don't worry America: I will be beyond family friendly. Relax and enjoy. For Your Entertainment."

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Don't hate Gisele Bundchen because she's beautiful. Or because she's rich. Or because she's married to the one of the most successful athletes in sports history.

Okay, maybe hate Gisele Bundchen just a little bit.

But also admire this gorgeous model for her beauty and her career. Just six weeks after giving birth, she's the new face and body of Brazilian clothing company Colcci. How did she lose the weight so quickly?

Unlike Kourtney Kardashian and Kendra Wilkinson, she isn't telling the supermarker tabloids. She's just showing herself off in the photos below..

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Working hard to revive her career, Jennifer Lopez says she'll always be Jenny from the Block, as her annoying, self-serving song told everyone many years ago.

"I guess in a way parts of me are going to be different, but in general I’m still the same girl from the Bronx who had big dreams," Lopez says in the latest issue of Redbook.

Over the last couple months, J. Lo has guest-hosted Lopez Tonight and taken the Saturday Night Live stage. She'll soon star in The Back-Up Plan and will also appear on Glee this spring. Will it be enough to make her an A-lister again?

Lopez claims she doesn't care: “I always wanted to be great at what I did - that’s what drove me... I never thought about money or fame, and I never really thought that would happen to me. All that was just a by-product.”

The issue above goes on sale April 20.

In the interview, Lopez also touches on motherhood, saying:

“I can’t help but be a different person now that I’ve had kids. That really does change your whole perspective on life for the better. I definitely feel like I’ve grown up."

Do you wish to see J. Lo back on top of the music and acting world? She's the only artist to ever have a simultaneous number-one album and number-one movie at the box office. Those days feel like a generation ago, don't they?

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Their relationship has been as up-and-down as that of Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian.

But Prince William and Kate Middleton got back together last year, and a new report suggests they won't be breaking up ever again.

According to TheDailyBeast.com, the prince will likely propose to his girlfriend this summer.

"A high-placed source in royal circles tells me that two days in June have been mysteriously blocked out on the palace diaries — June 3 and 4," said Tina Brown, who runs The Beast and has written a biography Princess Diana.

Prince and Kate

Brown adds that a wedding would follow in November, the timing of which makes sense because:

"Philip will be 90 in June 2011, and the Queen celebrates her diamond jubilee — 60 years on the throne — in February 2012. Their closeness to their grandson, especially Philip, makes them eager, I am told, to see William settled in matrimony."

Last summer, other sources echoed this sentiment, stating that William and Kate would be headed down the aisle some time in the next two years. Might that time be near?

If so, expect a wedding that would make Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's look like a small affair.

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Appearing today on Ryan Seacrest's radio show, Eva Longoria was asked about the lawsuit brought on this week by her former co-star, Nicollette Sheridan, against her current boss, Marc Cherry.

While initially saying she doesn't know "any of the details," Tony Parker's more beautiful half did proceed to open up about an incident that took place around 2008.

"I know that they did have a thing on set - I guess it was a couple of years ago," she said. "It's so long ago, the actual incident, and I wasn't on set when it happened," she said. But apparently this incident had happened, and she felt it was wrong.

"I am trying to get the dirt here on set, but no one's allowed to talk about it."

Longoria referred to Cherry as "sweet" and added: "He really probably could not harm a fly."

But the actress did elaborate more on what she knows, saying: "[Nicollette] was doing a scene, and... he was showing her how to do a scene. Honestly, I wish I knew."

That seems to be the common consensus forming: Cherry and Sheridan were arguing about a scene that involved a slap, when the Desperate Housewives creator took it upon himself to physically show his star what he was looking for.

That certainly makes more sense than reports that Cherry truly smacked Sheridan across the face out of anger. Such a confrontation would never have remained under the radar for this long.

As always, we'll follow up on this story when more information is available.

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With a growing fan base of tweens, Ashley Tisdale is on her way to a successful acting career. She recently signed on for a Sharpay Evans spin-off.

Stephanie Pratt, meanwhile, is on the way toward the end of her 15 minutes of fame. This upcoming season of The Hills, after all, will be the show's last.

But the talentless blonde is taking advantage of every last second in the spotlight, piggybacking off Tisdale's fashion in order to make headlines.

Below, each young beauty is spotted in the same Akiko Ogawa dress. Who wears it better?

Ashley vs. Stephanie

 

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Granted, Casey James probably put on the best performance on last night's edition of American Idol.

And Crystal Bowersox pulled out a didgeridoo! (It's a wind instrument. Look it up.)

But we're awarding this week's Idol Performance of the Week to the smiley Tim Urban. For what reason? Because he'll likely advance to the top eight, and this time it won't be due to his positive attitude or good looks.

Urban actually impressed judges and wowed viewers with his rendition of "All My Loving" last night. See what we mean below:

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