Wife to Wayne Rooney: No More Cheating with Prostitutes!
Now hear this, Wayne Rooney: You really can't cheat on your wife with high-priced call girls anymore!
Multiple reports over the last few weeks have confirmed that this British soccer star stepped out on his (pregnant!) better half with a prostitute named Jennifer Thompson. Friends and sources said Rooney didn't even exhibit much guilt over his actions, pretty much daring Coleen to divorce him.