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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Gavin Rossdale has fallen out of love with Gwen Stefani and the long-time couple is headed for a divorce.

If you believe the latest issue of OK! Weekly, that is.

The tabloid’s cover feature screams that the singers will soon SPLIT! and that Stefani and Rossdale have been sleeping apart for many "months now."

Who will raise their three sons? Who will receive a bulk of the couple's $115 million fortune? These are the important questions made up asked by editors.

Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale Divorce Claim

According to the magazine, the birth of the pair’s third son earlier this year caused certain “dormant problems [to come] flooding back to the surface."

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Move over, Prince George. There's a new little walker in town.

Kim Kardashian just confirmed via Instagram that her one-year old just took her first steps, posting an adorable photo of mother kissing daughter and writing as a caption:

Our baby girl finished one week of swimming lessons today then took her 1st steps right when she got out of the pool!!!! Mommy & Daddy are so proud of you!!!! 

Kiss for North West

THG likes to bring the snark when it comes to this family, but not even we can think of a joke to make her.

Congrats, Nori. Now you're (literally) one step closer to running far, far away from your annoying parents. (Look at that, we did come up with a joke after all!)

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Scary good news today for fans of fictional vampire Joseph Morgan:

He's married!

The delicious star of The Originals exchanged vows with Persia White in an intimate ceremony in Ocho Rios, Jamaica on July 5, the couple confirms to People.

Joseph Morgan and Persia White Photo

"It had a very rustic feel to it," White says. "There was nothing about it that was overwhelming or very huge or fabulous in that way. We tried to keep everything really intimate and beautiful and sort of going along with nature."

Morgan added that he tied his own bow tie for the first time in honor of his big day, while fellow actor Matt Ryan served as his Best Man.

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Celebrity gossip followers awoke this morning to shocking news:

Naya Rivera is married! To Ryan Dorsey! Just three months after ending her engagement to Big Sean!

This has left many Glee fans excited and also confused, asking themselves: Who the heck is Ryan Dorsey?!? Well...

He's been working as an actor since 2011, with a TV resume that includes Southland, Parks and Recreation, Mob City, and You're the Worst.

He’s a native of Charleston, West Virginia, and dreamed of being a baseball player before "high school fate derailed those plans and landed him on the stage, where he fell in love with a new dream," according to his official website.

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Vagina? Is there a vagina in the house?

What about a Black Guy or a Jew? And can anyone find Nemo?

Throughout its existence, Starbucks has gotten a lot right, namely how to serve high-caffeinated coffee at very high prices.

But the chain's employees often get a certain important something wrong: the names of patrons who have placed orders.

From confusing misspellings to sweeping generalizations, baristas sometimes fail harder than your mother text messaging. Ready to relive some of their most epic mistakes?

Put the coffee on. This could take awhile...

The Black Guy
This doesn't narrow it down nearly enough.

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According to a new report, not even a style God is immune to jealousy.

Insiders tell Radar Online that Kim Kardashian has ordered family members to never bring up ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush in the presence of her new husband, an issue that arose again last week when Bush married Lilit Avagyan.

"She doesn’t like to discuss Reggie, not even with her sisters," Radar writes. "And Kim did remind her family to not mention Reggie’s name in front of Kanye, because he is very jealous of him."

  • Kim Kardashian Kisses Kanye West!
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Kanye West... jealous?!? Doesn't sound like the man who refers to himself as the Michael Jordan of music, does it?

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Justin Bieber has taken a break from hanging with supermodels to chill with an NBA superstar.

In a photo posted Tuesday to Instagram, the singer says he's having "Brunch" with Oklahoma City Thunder forward Kevin Durant, not specifying whether the two planned their meal together or simply bumped into each other.

Justin Bieber and Kevin Durant

Bieber, of course, is a decent baller himself.

He was named MVP of the 2011 Celebrity All-Star game and has been known to play pick-up during breaks from music video shooting.

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Turns out, girls who Twerk at school dances and 62-year old bullies are not the only ones who get publicly shamed.

The same punishment often comes down on cats who misbehave, whether they do evil things with live mice... with pieces of poop... or with shreds of toilet paper.

In the following photo gallery, we introduce readers to these fiendish felines, these problematic pets, these adorable little creatures who feel so good while being so very bad.

Until their owner calls them out on the Internet and makes them pose with a sign that describes their naughty behavior, that is.

Will such a shaming cure what ails these cats? We don't know. But we do guarantee one laugh after another when clicking through this slideshow:

Hungry for knowledge
Forget reading. Eating is fundamental.

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Earlier this month, the celebrity gossip world was stunned to learn that Eva Mendes is pregnant.

According to a new report, meanwhile, THG readers weren't the only ones taken aback by this news.

"It was completely unplanned,” an insider tells Radar Online. “Ryan was surprised, especially because they had broken up early last year, only to get back together."

And it only takes one irresponsible porking to create a baby, kids. Keep that in mind.

Mendes and Gosling got together while filming The Place Beyond the Pines three years ago, having split and reconciled many times since then.

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Naya Rivera has said goodbye to Twitter... and hello to marriage!

Just three months after ending her engagement to Big Sean, the Glee star married actor Ryan Dorsey in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico on July 19.

"We feel truly blessed to be joined as husband and wife," Rivera and Dorsey tell People. "Our special day was fated and everything we could have ever asked for.”

  • Ryan Dorsey Photo
  • Naya Rivera Red Carpet Pic

The intimate ceremony took place in front of close friends and family members.

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