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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Forgive (or embrace) the obvious pun, but... HOO says a cat and an owl can't be close friends?

Not Forbi, the feline in the following video, who is doing all she can to get the attention of an owl named Cleo.

The unlikely pals, whose footage has been shared more than 100,000 times on Facebook, are owned by Brazilian biologist Andre Costa.

They met at a young age and have been inseparable ever since, even if you wouldn't totally know it based on Cleo's reaction below. Come on, Cleo, give Forbi some love!

As unexpected as this friendship may seem, there are other examples of even more unexpected animal bondings.

Like this lion, this tiger and this bear. Or this cheetah and this dog. How adorable, right?!?

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Oh, to be a fly on the wall in the writing room of The Mindy Project.

We'd like to imagine that Mindy Kaling and company just sit around, trying to think of hilariously embarrassing things for Chris Messina to do... and then putting those things in the script.

Enter The Mindy Project Season 3 Episode 1.

Titled “We’re a Couple Now, Haters!,” the premiere opens with dual voiceovers from Mindy and Danny, both noting how unlikely their pairing is, with Mindy saying she’s found the man of her dreams:

"A devout Catholic divorcee, with some pretty serious dad issues which, for a single thirtysomething woman, is not too shabby."

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Earlier this week, the single "F-ck Love" leaked online.

Penned by Trina, it recounts her doomed relationship with French Montana and includes some very harsh language clearly aimed at Khloe Kardashian.

Trina blasts the reality star for allegedly stealing Montana from her, but while debate may rage on forever regarding whether Montana cheated, Trina cheated or both cheated, this much is certain:

The rapper isn't the first artist to slam a member of the Kardashian family in a public, musical forum.

Snoop Dogg has dissed Kim. Eminem has bashed Kim and Khloe. And remember Ray J, the man featured on the Kim Kardashian sex tape? He hit it first... and he wants to make sure everyone knows that.

Click through the following gallery to see who has hit a few negative notes when it comes to this terrible set of relatives:

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Crooned Ray J in this hilarious single: "She might move on to rappers and ballplayers, but we all know I hit it first." About whom could he be referring?!?

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This is apparently awesome!

Remember Noah Ritter, the five-year old who shot to viral fame in August when he was interviewed by a local news reporter and gushed over how much he loved an amusement park ride?

And how this was his first time on live television and how he really loved to say the word "apparently," even when he clearly didn't understand what it really meant?

Well... he's back. And cuter than ever!

Now known as the Apparently Kid, Noah stars in a commercial for Freshpet, an American manufacturer of refrigerated food and treats for dogs and cats.

Watch him embrace the role of company spokesperson in the following ad, while apparently playing with lots of puppies. We're so excited for him! And, also, so jealous of him.

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It's a depressing time to be a sports fan, isn't it?

The Vikings have suspended Adrian Peterson until his child abuse case is resolved. That Ray Rice video of the Baltimore Ravens running back punching out his fiancee continues to send shudders around the NFL. And Derek Jeter is about to retire.

So thank goodness for Bryan Cranston.

The Emmy Award-winning actor is featured in the following ad for the Major League Baseball postseason, starring in a pretend one-man show that depicts Cranston as Jeter, Carlton Fisk, Kirk Gibson and other all-time greats.

He reenacts famous plays. He takes a ballerina class. He dons eye black.

This is a man who created arguably the most iconic character in television history... yet this commercial is his finest work to date. It's amazing. It's hilarious. And it's an absolute must-watch:

Bryan Cranston for ALL the awards, people. Emmys. Oscars. MVP trophies. Just send all shipments to this star forever and ever.

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You may wanna remove Adrian Peterson from your starting fantasy football team lineup, readers.

A couple days after saying Peterson would return to the squad and suit up for this Sunday's game against the Saints, the Minnesota Vikings have reversed course and placed the star on the NFL's exempt/commissioner's permission list.

He will remain there until his child abuse case is resolved and is now banned him from all team activities.

"After giving the situation additional thought, we have decided this is the appropriate course of action for the organization and for Adrian," Vikings owners Zygi Wilf and Mark Wilf said in the statement. "We are always focused on trying to make the right decision as an organization.

"We embrace our role - and the responsibilities that go with it - as a leader in the community, as a business partner and as an organization that can build bridges with our fans and positively impact this great region. We appreciate and value the input we have received from our fans, our partners and the community."

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And then there were two... who we believe should win America's Got Talent this summer.

Yes, AcroArmy is an impressive collection of acrobatic prowess; and, sure singer Miguel Dakota has some pipes.

We've been blown away at times by magician Mat Franco and we do hope the band Sons of Serendip has a bright future in front of it.

But last night's performance finale of America's Got Talent drove home the point, at least in our view: this is a two-person race.

There's Quintavious Johnson, who is somehow only 12 years old.

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Wait... who's that girl? Again, we ask: who's that girl? One more time: who's that girl?!?

Oh, it's Jess... ica Biel!

That's right, Mrs. Justi Timberlake herself guest-starred on New Girl Season 4 Episode 1, as Nick, Jess and company attended their final wedding of the season and all agreed to go home with someone from the event.

Jess set her sights very high, on the Best Man, portrayed by Reid Scott of Veep. But she has competition for his penis in the form of a ridiculously smart and gorgeous guest played by Biel.

"Here are the facts: I’m technically a genius, I have a photographic memory, and I lost my virginity to Malcolm Gladwell," Biel's Kat said, taunting Jess.

She added that she watches a half hour of porn each night just to keep up with trends and expect a "return to missionary," depending on what "happens in Syria."

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We know you're sick of counting bodies in Charming, Unser. 

But Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Episode 2 continued to drive the point home: you can't exactly put away your abacus away just yet.

No member of SAMCRO has been killed off just yet, but the actions of Jax and company have now placed them down a precarious path.

As part of their plan to tear down Lin this week, they asked for help from the charter led by Jury. He recommended a couple of freelancer killers to help with a ganking of Lin's gun delivery and, after it was completed, Jax, Bobbyand Chibs paid these two young men a visit.

They shot them dead, in order to cover their tracks, and this plot for revenge seemed to be running along smoothly. Except there was one major problem we learned at the end of the installment:

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Ladies and gentlemen, we have another Jelena sighting.

According to E! News insiders, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were at Lucky Strike in Los Angeles on Sunday night to celebrate good friend Ryan Butler's birthday.

And they were also spotted celebrating each other's good looks... if you know what we mean!

Justin and Selena Go Bowling

"Justin rented out Lucky Strike's Luxe room for the celebration. Additionally, he was seen kissing and flirting with his on-and-off again girlfriend, Selena Gomez," a witness tells E!. "The group enjoyed some of Lucky Strike's Esteban's Nacho's Grande, Cheeseburgers and wings.

"Specifically, Justin was seen eating the Mac & Cheese bites."

We're guessing he later also ate some of Selena's tasty bites... if you know what we mean!

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