Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Based on a recent photo shoot for Details, it's clear that Adam Lambert doesn't have a problem with women at all.

As for rumored hermaphrodites? The American Idol runner-up sounds fond of them, as well.

Making the dreams of millions of music fans come true, Lambert confirmed via Twitter this week that he and the unusual artist are teaming up on a single. He wrote:

Yes it's true: I spent yesterday in the studio w the insanely talented and creative Lady GaGa recording a song that she wrote! I love her.

Gaga wrote the song a while ago and she thought it would be a good fit for me. It's a solo track. I feel so honored and lucky to be asked. GaGa just gets it, ya know?

If you're referring to fashion, Adam, then we don't exactly know, and she definitely doesn't get it. But if you're referring to great buzz and a highly-anticipated track, this is a pairing we can't wait to hear in action.

A Conservative Outfit

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On paper, this match-up seems like more of a mismatch than Lindsay Lohan versus mental stability.

But as professional celebrity gossip bloggers, we're obligated to compare two stars when they're seen in public in the same outfit.

In this case, Megan Fox wore an Antonio Berardi dress for the premiere of Jennifer's Body in Los Angeles; Kanye's ugly girlfriend, Amber Rose, then donned the red version of the outfit at a Hollywood event this month.

Who looked better in the frock?

Fox vs. Rose

Who wore this dress better?

 

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According to La Toya Jackson on last night's Dancing with the Stars results show, her late brother was a fan of the ABC competition.

The series returned the favor this week with a routine in Michael Jackson's honor, as the show's professionals spoke glowingly of the departed icon and then performed a version of his iconic "Thriller" dance.

Was this a true tribute to the singer? Or a ratings ploy? Call us cynical for even suggesting the latter, but it made more sense when DWTS honored Patrick Swayze in late September. At least he had actually taken part on the show.

Watch the video below and let us know your reaction to it:

Meanwhile, Michael Irvin must have incriminating evidence on all of America. What else explains how this poor dancer is still around?!? He didn't even find himself in the bottom two last night!

Natalie Coughlin got the axe instead, and seemed apologetic afterward. She said:

"I loved this so much. I guess I didn't show it, how much I loved it, but I really did. I'm sorry."

No apologies necessary, Nat. The country should be telling you how sorry it is for continuing to support Irvin, a former football star that is clearly giving less effort on the dance floor than any other contestant.

Natalie Coughlin and Alec Mazo Pic

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Phew.

When we heard Perez Hilton was posing for a PETA campaign, we got worried.

It's bad enough for that organization to waste money on celebrity endorsements (over actually saving animals), but its posters usually feature the naked bodies of D-listers such as Joanna Krupa and Alicia Silverstone.

We've eaten in the last six weeks, so the last thing we wanna see is Perez Hilton nude. Fortunately, the self-serving blogger didn't take his advertisement that far - but we still can't help but wonder what purpose the image below serves.

Based on Hilton's reputation, seal clubbing may very well rise in Canada after our friends up north see who is against it.

Sea lion

Perez Hilton wants to save the seals. Based on his resemblance to this species, we can understand why.

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Ah, Kim Kardashian.

There's no celebrity alive with whom The Hollywood Gossip has more of a love/hate relationship than this rarely-clothed reality star.

We dislike her blatant attention grabs, yet we admire the fact that Kim is involved in a legitimate clothing business and has never really pretended like she can sing or act.

Moreover, Reggie Bush is known as a generally solid human being. If he's with Kardashian, there must be more to her than giant boobs and sex take photos that never stop being hilarious to look at. (Seriously! See for yourself!)

So, on the 29th anniversary of her birth today, allow us to take this time and say: happy birthday, Kim Kardashian! We hope you never leave us.

Send in your birthday wishes to Kim right now and then check out the photo montage in her honor below:

  • FHM Bikini Body
  • Incomplete Outfit
  • Pretty and Peaceful
  • Favorite Fashion
  • Kim at the Emmys
  • Nice Bod
  • Wet, Kinda Wild
  • Look at my Ass

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We hate you, George Clooney!

Okay, that's not true at all. The actor actually seems extremely nice, funny and humble and is quite talented.

But recent photos of girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis just drive home one very simple point: Clooney is the luckiest man alive.

He's like John Mayer, minus all the douchebag qualities. Only Derek Jeter rivals Clooney's ability to pull tail, leave tail after a period of time and never receive a shred of criticism from the pieces of tail he's left behind.

We could all learn a lot from this man.

Click on the pics of Canalis in Maxim below. You'll be ever so glad you did...

  • Pic of Elisabetta Canalis
  • Elisabetta Canalis in Maxim
  • George's Gal

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Music fans are in for a three-week treat, beginning on November 17.

On that date, Kris Allen releases his debut CD. A week later, Adam Lambert does the same; and fellow American Idol finalist Allison Iraheta completes the trifecta on December 1 with her debut album.

The trio of talented young singers recently gathered for a photo shoot and interview. This time, no naked women were involved with Lambert.

Allison, Kris and Adam really do seem like they get along, however. Click on each pic below for a larger version of it...

FOLLOW THIS ARTICLE'S JUMP TO WATCH AN INTERVIEW WITH ALL THREE SINGERS.

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Attention, New Moon fans currently covering your feet:

Prepare for some cold toes... because the video below will knock your socks off!

In a newly-released clip from the Twilight Saga sequel, Taylor Lautner introduces a major scene from the film: Jacob's transformation into a werewolf, as the character comes to Bella's rescue.

While previous New Moon trailers have only showed snippets of scenes from the movie, this is the first extended look at a significant development in it.

We hope and pray the studio doesn't force YouTube to remove the clip, as it will merely build more excitement for the blockbuster. If that's even possible, of course...

As readers of the Twilight Saga novels know, Lautner's Jacob plays a prominent role in New Moon. Even more so than Robert Pattinson's Edward.

Based on the video above, though, we're confident he can pull it off. We can't wait for November 20. Can you?!?

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There's only one person on the planet with worse hair, and a larger ego, than Donald Trump.

In March, that terrible human being will come face-to-face with the real estate mogul, as Rod Blagojevich has received legal permission to participate on the third edition of Celebrity Apprentice.

Attorneys for the disgraced, former Illinois Governor must first meet with prosecutors and discuss how Blagojevich's participation in the reality show will affect his upcoming trial, but nothing will stand in the way of Blagojevich joining a pathetic cast that includes:

  • Darryl Strawberry
  • Sinbad
  • Cyndi Lauper
  • Holly Robinson Peete
  • Carol Leifer
  • Goldberg
  • Maria Kanellis
  • Curtis Stone
  • Summer Sanders
  • Bret Michaels

Earlier this summer, Blagojevich was disallowed from starring in I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. His awful wife took his spot and viewers were forced to watch a show centered around the only person more annoying than this dishonest politician:

Spencer Pratt.

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Finally, Miley Cyrus has shut up about the deletion of her Twitter account.

Unfortunately, though, no one told John Mayer that he's a giant douchebag. Or that the nation is sick of hearing about the end of Cyrus Tweeting.

Asked by MTV about Miley's decision, Mayer rambled on with a defense of the Disney star. He said:

"I think she's smart enough to realize there is some interference of the brain that she doesn't want to deal with. Artists have enough to deal with. She's a child, she's a fantastic artist - I think there's enough mental real estate being taken up by dealing with all of that stuff."

  • Mayer in Concert
  • Sex Scene

Mayer wasn't finished making little sense. He added:

"For whatever reason, I am old enough and smart enough to tell someone to go f-ck themselves if they tell me to go f-ck myself. I think if you're in Miley's situation, it might take a little too much time to play goalie for your own heart and mind. So I totally get it.

"Nobody hates Miley Cyrus; they're just picking up on her brand, repurposing it, to try to make a little bit of Miley cash. It's damaging people's minds. Imagine Shannon Doherty with a Twitter account, back in the '90210' days. That would've just flat-out killed her."

Fortunately, instead of writing about her life, Doherty went out and lived it, acting like a bitch, making a sex tape and getting kicked off numerous shows.

As for Mayer, would he ever drop out of Twitter?

"I would rather tell the world to eat my a--hole before I would delete my Twitter account."

That's good to know. John Mayer cares more about his Twitter account than about his fans.

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