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It's only natural to wonder why one would marry Charlie Sheen, someone with a rumored history of prostitution visits and online pornography use.

Now that new information about Brooke Mueller has been uncovered, though, her union with the troubled actor makes a bit more sense. The pair has a love of law-breaking in common.

Brooke Mueller on Oxygen

According to Radar Online, Mueller's criminal history can rival that of her husband. Records from the state of Florida reveal that she was arrested twice: first in 1996 for DUI and damage to property; and again in 2001 for cocaine possession, a third-degree felony.

Tests given to Mueller and Sheen on Christmas Eve, the night of his alleged attack on his wife, prove that both parties were drinking heavily that evening.

Don't expect a lot more to come to light regarding that incident for awhile, however. Arnold Mordkin, a Colorado District Attorney who may prosecute Sheen, says the case is "going on the backburner" until its February 8 court date.

"In a domestic violence case, one does need to have the complaining witness to help out, so to speak," he told Us Weekly, responding to the issue of whether Mueller has been uncooperative with police. "But that can be acquired by a subpoena and testimony required."

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The year in movies came to a positive end Christmas weekend, as theaters across the nation took in the largest box office haul in Hollywood history.

But how will events, actors and films from 2009 be remembered beyond that? According to a newly-released Moviefone.com poll, very well if you were part of New Moon; not as well if your name is Megan Fox.

Below, we list the results of that site's year-end poll, including the percentage of film buffs that voted for 2009's Best Movie, Worst Actress and other categories...

Best Movie: New Moon (41%)

Worst Movie: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (24%)

Funniest Movie: The Hangover (52%)

Worst Female Performance: Megan Fox (Transformers, 31%)

Worst Male Performance: Jack Black (Year One, 22%)

Best Male Performance: George Clooney (Up in the Air, 29%)

Best Female Performance: Sanda Bullock (The Blind Side, 44%)

Sexiest Male Star: Robert Pattinson (46%)

Sexiest Female Star: Megan Fox (45%)

Agree with these results? Disagree? Dying to see Megan Fox nude, just never, ever on the big screen again? Write in. Let us know!

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According to reports, Charlie Sheen went ballistic and grabbed a knife when Brooke Mueller said she wanted a divorce on Christmas Eve.

Therefore, we can understand why a source close to the couple wishes to remain anonymous when he/she says:

"Brooke and Charlie still love each other, but they are very different. [They] will make their best effort at counseling, [but] divorce is definitely a possibility."

Couldn't anything be considered a definite possibility? Proper grammar aside, this insider confirms to People that the couple isn't giving up on one another just yet.

"For the good of the children they definitely want to see if counseling will help before anything further is decided."

Stogie Smoker

The Two and a Half Men star is currently back in Los Angeles, awaiting a February court date. There's no word yet on how these charges will affect Sheen's status on that awful sitcom.

Mueller, meanwhile, remains in Aspen and was spotted at a popular, local hot spot this week. Witnesses say she and friends "just hung out and listened to music." But has the final note on her marriage already been played?

Time will tell.

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On 90210, AnnaLynne McCord plays the bitchy character of Naomi.

But the actress seems perfectly nice in real life - or at least we hope that's the case because we're about to get brutally honest with the rising star:

You look terrible in a bun.

There. We said it. Unlike 90210 spoilers, this really should be no secret. After all, the proof is in the pictures. Study McCord's contrasting hairstyles below and let us know if you disagree...

  • AnnaLynne McCord Red Carpet Pic
  • 90210 Star Pic

Which look do you prefer on AnnaLynne McCord?

 

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This must be some sort of record.

On December 11, Kendra Wilkinson gave birth to her first child, a son named Hank Baskett IV. She then gave an interview to OK! Weekly from her hospital room and wound up on that tabloid's cover within days.

Now, the former Playboy model and old man banger is featured in the publication yet again. Forget the sounds of a baby crying. All Kendra appears to hear when she looks at her child is the sound of a cash register ringing!

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The cover story sends an unhealthy message to women: you better lose that pregnancy weight ASAP!

“The doctor said I can’t exercise until after six weeks [due to a C-section], but getting up and down in the middle of the night — feeding him, changing him and soothing him when he’s crying — is my ab workout already," Wilkinson says in the issue.

Also featured: baby Hank's second photo shoot in less than a month. This adorable child is gonna start thinking the paparazzi are his relatives.

The magazine does also promise an exclusive interview with Snooki from Jersey Shore. We can't find anything to criticize with that. She's awesome.

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The most astounding aspect of the recent Charlie Sheen allegations? It isn't that the actor may have held a knife to Brooke Mueller's throat and threatened to have her professionally killed.

Instead, it's the fact that Denise Richards now seems like the sane one in her former marriage to Sheen.

Richards and Sheen have two daughters together (Sam and Lola; you may have recognize them from the countless paparazzi photos Richards posed the kids for, and/or from her nauseating E! reality series) and got messily divorced in 2007.

Therefore, if there's one woman that can relate to the troubles Mueller has gone through with Sheen, it's this self-serving, talentless actress.

Seemingly in response to the scandal surrounding her ex, Richards Tweeted today:

Denise Tweet

It's hard not to wonder what else the Q-list celebrity could spill. She's already said Sheen exposes his private parts to minors over the Internet and beats on dogs.

But it looks like Denise Richards has found a way to sneak back into the celebrity gossip spotlight. Damn you, Charlie Sheen, for creating this opportunity!

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The year is drawing to a close.

Therefore, it's time for the The Hollywood Gossip staff to back on 2009 and name the finalists for our prestigious, 3rd Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

In this section, we pay tribute to the unique celebrities that made this year so memorable for celebrity gossip followers across the nation and world.

These stars have given us their best, their worst, their ridiculous antics and, in the case of today's finalist, a series of age-inappropriate shenanigans.

Last week, our countdown featured the great Jon Gosselin in the #3 spot. Today, it's on to Celebrity of the Year Finalist #2: Miley Cyrus!

Miley Poses

This is the second consecutive year Miley has finished one slot away from the top spot in our rankings. Perhaps she ought to alter her patented finger flash, shown above, slightly. Either that, or win some music awards.

Cyrus has actually grown up considerably in 2009. She famously deleted her Twitter account and started a new relationship (with Australian actor Liam Hemsworth) that she's keeping on the down low these days.

Of course, Miley has had her immature moments in the spotlight, too.

She danced like a stripper at the Teen Choice Awards in August; she wore inappropriate attire when meeting the Queen of England; and she yelled encouragement at her nine-year old sister during the latter's rendition of an Akon classic.

Will Miley ever achieve Taylor Swift-like levels of success and respect? We doubt it.

But she's clearly aiming her career in a more adult direction. In 2010, she'll make a cameo in the Sex and the City sequel, while also appearing alongside respected actor Greg Kinnear in The Last Song.

If those films are a hit, and if Cyrus can star in a few more scandals, she might find herself atop our Celebrity of the Year rankings. For now, her fans will have to settle for runner-up status again, which at least includes a photo montage in Miley's honor...

  • Stylish?
  • Gleeful Miley
  • Sex Scene
  • Crowd Pleaser
  • The Last Song Set Shot
  • Post-Twittering
  • Hannah Montana Star
  • Stripper Impression
  • Pole Dancing Miley
  • Tiny Skirt

WHO WILL BE THG'S NUMBER-ONE CELEBRITY OF 2009? HAVE ANY GUESSES? RECOMMENDATIONS? VISIT THE SITE ON THURSDAY TO FIND OUT!

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She may have had her life threatened by her husband just a few days ago, but Charlie Sheen can't hold Brooke Mueller down!

(Well, unless he's holding a knife to her throat.)

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Photo

On the same day that a police affidavit was released, specifically detailing the disturbing allegations against her husband, Mueller headed to the Caribou Club in Aspen, a celebrity hot spot in the ski town.

Said a witness to E! News: "Brooke was low-key. She was talking to friends and walking around the small club, but she stayed until closing time."

Also present at the establishment were stars such as Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt and Gerard Butler. But sources say Brooke remained with her friends for the duration of the evening.

"You could barely tell it was her," said an onlooker. "While most clubgoers were dressed up, Brooke was in jeans, a casual green sweater and no makeup."

Sheen, meanwhile, is back in Los Angeles. Fortunately, insiders say he and Mueller's kids were playing in the snow at a local park with a nanny on Monday, unaware of the domestic drama between their parents.

"The boys looked happy and carefree," a local said.

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Charlie Sheen may have threatened to execute his wife.

Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston are fighting in court over the custody of their son.

In this depressing month of celebrity couples news, it's nice to be reminded that some pairings are still together, adorable and going strong.

THG readers, we present Tony Parker and Eva Longoria!

In a recently-released video, the Spurs point guard and Desperate Housewives actress re-enact - scene for scene, word for word - the classic Grease single "Summer Lovin." It's a must-watch:

On his official website, Parker says he and his wife shot this rendition as part of a fun challenge. He asks readers to re-create their favorite musical and the best entry will win a trip to San Antonio for a Spurs game.

That's the sort of holiday gesture we can get behind.

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