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So far, Ranae Shrider has come up short in her dream of posing for Playboy.

That's what having sex with Verne Troyer on video will do for you.

But the aspiring naked model won't give up!

Remember when Audrina Patridge nude photos were released? With the goal of capturing Playboy's attention for a future pictorial?

Shrider has followed this quasi-naked lead, posing for a series of pics meant to prove to the men's magazine that she is masturbatory material. It may take more than this, however:

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Really, Ranae Shrider? You're gonna have to shed more clothing in order to make it in the nude photo world.

Click on the following pics for more examples of Troyer's ex-girlfriend trying to prove her wild worth:

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** UPDATE: Shrider has penned a letter to Hugh Hefner, detailing her desire to pose in Playboy. Follow this article's jump to read it!

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Positing his daughter in front of her mother's grave, and inviting a cameraman along for the ride, isn't enough for Larry Birkhead.

The father of Anna Nicole Smith's two-year-old daughter, Dannielynn, sat down for an interview with E! earlier this week. In the clip below, Birkhead gushes about the tyke he's likely making money off of via exclusives such as this.

"When I see Dannielynn and she is just a spitting image of her mother, that's a little bit...I don't want to say eerie, but it is a little odd - and it is kind of comforting as well."

We don't want to be morbid, but is it really a good idea to parade an infant in front of the camera? Especially when that infant's mother fell into a life of drugs and alcohol, rumored to brought on by her exposure to fame and fortune at a young age?

Click on the following pics of Dannielynn, meanwhile, to see if you really can spot her resemblance to Anna Nicole:

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Compared to season eight contestants such as Lil Rounds and Danny Gokey, aspiring singer Joanna Pacitti has scarcely been seen so far on American Idol.

But early spoilers indicate this crooner reaches the round of 36, which may create quite a stir across the Internet.

As previously reported, Pacitti has already enjoyed a career in the spotlight: she starred in a production of Annie, appeared on an MTV series and released an album under A&M Records.

To critics, this ought to disqualify Pacitti from the competition. With that in mind, we can't wait to see how they react to the following news!

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The View weighed in this morning on the brewing, hilarious feud between Ashley Judd and Sarah Palin.

After showing their audience the video of Judd calling out Palin for her pro-wolf killing initiatives, the ladies discussed whether or not the actress had a legitimate beef with the former Vice Presidential candidate.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck seemed sympathetic to the cause at first... only to then question how Judd can take issue with the slaughter of wolves, considering how the pro-choice star is clearly fine with the killing of over 200,000 babies each year via abortion.

This might seem like a non-sequitor to some; but Hasselbeck apparently believes that anyone on the side of Roe vs. Wade can't possibly care about the sanctity of any life.

Watch the clip below:

On Monday, Hasselbeck said Michael Phelps' marijuna use left open the issue of whether or not he also used steroids. She's had quite the week.

Share your thoughts on the controversial talk show host in the Comments section below!

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Barack Obama and wife Michelle shared their first dance as President and First Lady to Beyonce's rendition of "At Last," made famous by Etta James.

Sweet, right?

Beyonce and Jay-Z

Not according to James!

"You guys know your president, right? You know the one with the big ears? Wait a minute, he ain't my president, he might be yours, he ain't my president," James told fans during a concert in Seattle last week.

Are you on Team Beyonce or Team Etta?

The singer then zeroed in on Beyonce:

"You know that woman he had singing for him, singing my song - she's gonna get her a-- whipped. The great Beyonce...But I can't stand Beyonce. She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol' president day...singing my song that I've been singing forever."

(Pssst, Etta: Glenn Miller actually recorded "At Last" in 1941; Nat King Cole proceded to cover it 1957; your version hit the air 20 years after the original.)

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Miley Cyrus is a totally innocent, goofy, God-loving gal.

So says Miley Cyrus herself.

In response to criticism that a recent photo of the actress and her friends is offensive to Asians, Cyrus has blogged the following:

I'm sorry if people looked at those pics and took.. out of context!

In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'!

I feel like now that [Britney Spears] is back on top of her game again, they need someone to pick on! Lucky me! haha Anyway, I just wanted to let you guys know what is on my heart. You guys know me and have been by my side every step of the way! You guys know my heart and know the most important things to me are my friends, family, fans, and GOD!

** Our Take: You're right, Miley, if that had been someone else, it would have been overlooked. Michael Phelps can say the same thing about his recent bong use; or Vanessa Hudgens about her leaked naked photos in 2006.

But the bottom line is that celebrities are held to a higher standard. You have earned worldwide fame and fortune by peddling your supposedly clean Disney image. Can you truly make the argument that you had NO clue the current photo in question would be interpreted as an insult to Asians? Perception is as important as reality sometimes.

We still heart you, Miley. But grow up, take responsibiliy - or take yourself out of the spotlight.

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Damn you, Hank Baskett and Criss Angel!

First, news broke that Kendra Wilkinson nude pics were a thing of the past, as the former Playmate pretty much said it would be inappropriate to pose in her birthday suit once she's married to Baskett.

Now, it's apparent that we can never look forward to Holly Madison nude ever again, either.

The model has quit the magazine entirely, as she recently blogged about her reasons for giving up her gig as a Playboy editor.

"I moved to Vegas, and that job doesn't pay enough to make a commute worthwhile," Madison wrote, regarding her new life with Angel.

Holly added that she "no longer found it challenging" to track down busty blondes to appear in Playboy's pages.

"It got to be routine, which was sad for me, since I was initially so passionate about the job and the creative aspects involved."

Follow this article's jump to relive Madison's glory days of posing naked whenever the mood struck her...

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Who needs Kim Kardashian?!?

Siblings Khloe and Kourtney rehearse scenes for the family's reality show live their lives and happen to have it taped by a nearby kameraman as part of the new season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

We really have no idea why kritics question the validity of reality shows such as this. It's totally natural to embrace your sister in front of a rack of klothing while some dude stands half a foot away, filming every moment...

Get a kloser look at Khloe and Kourtney acting kompletely unprompted and unscripted in the shots below. Click on each to enlarge...

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Jennifer Aniston is a talented, beautiful actress. Seriously, have you seen her nude GQ cover?!?

But sometimes the star has to shut the heck up.

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During a promotional appearance on The Early Show for her new romantic comedy, He's Just Not That Into You, it was hard to wonder if Aniston wasn't taking a shot at a certain famous ex, some dude named Brad Pitt.

Here are a few excerpts from the interview, during which Aniston was asked about her personal and professional life:

On the perfect date: "Well-thought out, simple...just being able to go to a great restaurant, great conversation and a walk on a beach if there is one to be walked on!"
On ex-boyfriends: "I've had people say, 'Honey, I think he's gay.' [My reaction is], 'What! But we get along so well."
On professional future: "I am interested in directing. I directed a short feature a couple of years ago with Glamour. I just really enjoyed the process. The editing was one of my favorite parts of it."

There's no way Jennifer Aniston was implying that Brad Pitt is gay... right?

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Circle April 17 on your calendar, Zac Efron fans.

On that date, the actor kicks off his post-High School Musical career with the comedy 17 Again.

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The movie centers on a guy (Matthew Perry) that turns back time and is transported back to being 17... again. Think of it like Big in reverse.

Efron leads an impressive cast that includes: Leslie Mann, Michelle Trachtenberg, Melora Hardin (The Office), Hunter Parrish (Weeds) and Adam Gregory (90210).

Here's the first official poster for 17 Again:

Will you go see this Zac Efron movie?

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