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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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On the surface, Kim Kardashian and Bethenny Frankel may seem like they have nothing in common.

But like Ray J giving it to the former on video, you have to go deeper.

Neither of these celebrities contributes anything of substance to society; both have dark hair, large breasts and a penchant for nudity. Kim has appeared in Playboy and Frankel is going nude for PETA.

The two reality stars also share taste in fashion, as proven below. Compare their looks and vote in our poll:

Kim vs. Bethenny

Who looks better in this outfit?

 

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We love Kristen Stewart.

Sure, the Twilight Saga star can be overly dark, moody and negative at times. For her sake as much as ours, we wish she'd lighten up and enjoy the ride.

Kristen Stewart Smoking

But she's still a breath of fresh and honest air in Hollywood, as evidenced by a round table discussion she took part in with Entertainment Weekly.

Sitting with Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson (in a feature that will be published in the magazine's print issue), Stewart was asked why she and Pattinson haven't discussed their rumored relationship. Here's how she went off:

“I probably would’ve answered it if people hadn’t made such a big deal about it.

"But I’m not going to give the fiending an answer. I know that people are really funny about ‘Well, you chose to be an actor, why don’t you just f—ing give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?’”

This is a slightly different (far more welcome) approach to celebrity than that of people such as Kourtney Kardashian, who go out of their way to publicize intimate life details.

While we agree completely with Kristen, it's also clear she and Pattinson are dating.

However, she says that's the side tabloids would take no matter how she handles the issue.

“There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other," she said. "Think about every hypothetical situation: ‘Okay, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.’ 

"I’m just trying to keep something. If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor, I’d be like ‘F— off!’ I would answer the exact same way.”

Uh-oh, Kristen. You walked into that one. Expect OK! Weekly to now run a cover story with the headline Kristen Stewart: I Was Dating Taylor Lautner!

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She's getting billed at the next Kelly Clarkson.

But the fourth place finished on the last season of American Idol will be happy just being the first Allison Iraheta.

On December 1, this young rocker releases her debut album. While we can't offer snippets of each song - like we can for Adam Lambert's upcoming CD - we can offers fans a full track listing from the disc.

Iraheta Picture

Check out the names of the singles below and let us know: will you purchase Allison's album?

  1. “Friday I’ll Be Over U”
  2. “Robot Love”
  3. “Just Like You”
  4. “Don’t Waste The Pretty”
  5. “Scars”
  6. “Pieces”
  7. “D Is For Dangerous”
  8.  “Holiday”
  9. “Still Breathing”
  10. “Trouble Is”
  11. “No One Else”
  12. “Beat Me Up”
  13. “You Don’t Know Me”

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Even vampires get thirsty.

And, as we know, those such as Edward Cullen try their hardest to avoid quenching said thirst with human blood. So, where does Robert Pattinson turn when he needs a drink?

To Vitamin Water, of course!

Packed with electolytes and low in calories, this drink is ideal for vampires that must save their human soulmates from meeting a violent end. See what we mean in a new commercial for the sports drink, which features clips from New Moon...

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Gentlemen, start your flirting engines!

On the heels of his break-up with Drake LaBry, Adam Lambert says he's ready to test the single scene.

"I will date on tour," he said simply at the world premiere of 2012 in Los Angeles yesterday, though no tour has actually be announced yet for the singer.

His much-hyped debut album comes out on November 23. You can listen to songs from it NOW!

  • At 2012 Premier
  • Lovely Lambert

Stylish as always, Adam Lambert is ready to date. [Photos: Splash News]

What kind of man is Lambert looking for? He told Us Weekly any potential mate must be "intelligent" and possess "creativity and compassion."

As for LaBry, the classy star has nothing but positive things to say about his ex.

"I don't really feel like there were any mistakes made. I feel like things evolved. Sometimes you're on the same page with somebody, and sometimes you have to get off that page and on to another one."

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It's not unusual for Kim Kardashian to be pummeled for a good cause.

Years ago, she took it from Ray J and left a favorable impression on young men everywhere, while also advancing her own career.

Last night, though, Kim didn't just bend over and give in. She raised her fists against the winner of a charity auction and stepped into the ring with an opponent, all in the name of charity.

  • Angry Kim
  • Boxing Beauty

Kim Kardashian wants to marry Reggie Bush. On this night, though, she focused on a different kind of ring. [Photos: Splash News]

The reality TV star donned pink boxing gloves and entertained those in attendance, with the proceeds benefiting The Dream Foundation. Though Kardashian lost her bout, brother Rob got it even worse:

His opponent didn't play very nice, throwing major punches during their match and giving Rob a black eye and concussion.

Wrote Kardashian on her blog:

The event itself was absolutely insane!! None of us are professional fighters... we literally had three days of training to prepare for the event and thought it would be a little bit of fun to raise money for one of our favorite charities.

At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that's what counts. Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon. You can try to bring the Kardashians down... but we're a strong family. A concussion and a black eye can't hold us down!

For once, this actually might not be a PR stunt. Feel better, Rob!

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As THG readers know, we've taken pleasure in mocking Carrie Prejean throughout her ridiculous ordeal with the Miss California pageant.

But even we had grown tired of this story, were happy to report that the two sides reached a settlement this week and were excited to move on to other items, such as the incredible Robsten spread in Harper's Bazaar.

However, Carrie is clearly the hypocritical gift that keeps on giving. TMZ reports the reason why the disgraced beauty queen was so quick to settle (for no money) with pageant officials:

Because their lawyers produced a homemade Prejean sex tape into evidence.

BL!SSS Magazine Spread

Carrie Prejean supporters were right all along: this photo is nothing, especially when compared to the sex tape Prejean filmed of herself.

The video depicts Prejean pleasuring herself. TMZ claims it actually saw footage from it months ago, but didn't publish it due to the graphic nature.

Once Carrie was made aware of her solo exploits possibly going public, she backed away from the negotiating table. Pageant officials will foot the $100,000 bill for her attorney and publicist, but the Jesus-loving porn star gets nothing.

Her book, however, hits stores this month. Insiders say a rumored title for Still Standing had been Carrie Prejean: Gay Marriage Sucks, I Swallow.

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According to Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas, "tonight's gonna be a good night."

Unfortunately for that singer, Nicole Forrester felt the same way about an evening she spent with Fergie's husband, Josh Duhamel.

On an Atlanta radio show this week, the 34-year stripper stood by her claim that she bedded the Transformers star a few weeks ago, saying of an October rendezvous: "We did hook up and had lots of sex and we had a really, really good time."

In the latest issue of Us Weekly, Forrester's attorney claims his client has text messages and polygraph results that back up her claim.

Romin Alavi also shoots down rumors that Forrester made her accusations for a $20,000 payout, stating that The National Enquirer approached the dancer and said it was gonna run the story regardless of her participation.

"Josh bragged about what happened on the set of his movie [Life As We Know It], and someone called the Enquirer with the tip,” he said. "The Enquirer then came to Nicole."

Since these rumors started to fly, other women have come forward with similar stories, claiming they've also slept with Duhamel during his marriage to Fergie.

Meanwhile, sources say the actor hates how often Fergie parties, while the long distance between the couple has strained its relationship.

This story leads us to a pair of questions for readers. First, would you bang Fergie?

 

Second, do you believe Nicole Forrester?

 

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Sorry. The above headline is false and misleading. We just wanted to know what it felt like to act like Star, OK! Weekly or other trashy tabloids for a change.

Answer: dirty.

But the tease is inspired by an actual photo (seen below) Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart posed for in the December issue of Harper's Bazaar.

The magazine features an extensive spread of the rumored couple, acting closer and happier than we've ever seen the pair before. In a few of the shots, both Rob and Kristen are actually smiling!

While neither confirms any romantic feelings for the other in the article, hints are dropped. Said Pattinson of his co-star:

"She's a unique girl. You really don't meet many people like Kristen."

Stewart, meanwhile, said "we had a very responsive, palpable thing" when first auditioning together; and, we can only imagine, when naked in hotel rooms together.

Jokes and rumors aside, Twilight Saga fans should sit back and check out the photos below. Click on each one for the closest look you'll ever get at Robsten at its most playful and loving...

Cute Photo Shoot

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This is our favorite supermarket tabloid tradition:

Not only do these celebrity gossip magazines invent sources and articles, they actually use the first person on cover stories to pretend as though the stars themselves have provided interviews and confirmation.

Our favorite example: when OK! Weekly touted Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart as giving readers a tour of "our home." Not a word was actually uttered by either actor in the article itself.

The same applies to the latest issue of this rag, as you can rest assured that neither Taylor Swift nor Taylor Lautner are quoted as saying they're in love.

Let us save you the cover price: the publication has no new information on Taylor Squared. For free, you can read all about their hockey game date and Swift's kind words about Lautner on The Hollywood Gossip.

Let us also save you the trouble of wondering about whether or not Rob and Kristen are "back on track." (They were never off track); or whether Glee stars Lea Michelle and Cory Monteith are dating. (They aren't.)

Also, Khloe Kardashian has no "baby news." There. Aren't you glad THG is around?

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