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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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It took Ashley Greene one major scandal to realize it, but the Twilight Saga star doesn't need to get naked to look hot.

The actress covers the December issue of Maxim and will likely garner a new fan base as a result of the spread. She looks great in the magazine.

Beauty aside, what's next for Greene professionally? New Moon comes out on November 20; and Eclipse in June, 2010. Other than that?

"I want to hit up James Bond," she said. "That would be awesome.

  • Ashley Greene in Maxim
  • Greene with Gorgeousness

Meanwhile, in a recent interview with MTV, Greene was asked about her favorite scene in the Twilight sequel. She replied:

“[I love] the whole Cullen scene, when Bella gets a paper cut and Jasper goes crazy — you haven’t seen that side of him yet. The performances are great, and the whole dynamic is really great. That was one of my favorite scenes to watch.”

In closing, is Greene anything like the character she plays?

"I have become a lot more like Alice Cullen, because she is probably the most fashionable out of the Cullen clan, and I’ve recently become obsessed with fashion.”

That's a big step for an actress that once chose nudity over clothing. Way to go, Ash!

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  • Greene in Maxim

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A New Moon star is posing naked on billboards that will soon go up nationwide.

However, instead of being turned on by the prospect of Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner or Kristen Stewart in the buff; we're grossed out at the identity of the actress in her birthday suit.

Christian Serratos, who stars as Angela Weber in the Twilight Saga franchise, has shed her clothes for the latest PETA "Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" ad. She's 19 years old.

Christian Serratos Nude

In the poster, Serratos stands naked next to a tree, besides which it is written:

"Animals killed for their fur are electrocuted, drowned, beaten and often skinned alive. Please don't wear fur."

Isn't the world aware of this by now? THG is as disgusted by fur coat wearing as anyone; but the spoiled snobs that don these items aren't gonna stop doing so because random stars get nude and tell them to.

In fact, this might actually encourage the killing of animals because that act will lead to more naked celebrities in ads!

We felt this way when Charlize Theron, Eva Mendes, Karina Smirnoff and Roselyn Sanchez all bared their bodies on billboards - but Serratos is 19! Isn't that too young to pose naked?

 

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Turn away, Zack Morris. This news will be too troubling for you to hear.

Former Saved by the Bell star Tiffani Thiessen is expecting her first child with husband Brady Smith, People reports. The baby is due in May.

Dannielynn Birkhead

“We are over the moon!” the couple said in a statement. “It’s something we’ve wanted for a long time and we are thrilled that it’s actually happening."

Thiessen has another reason to be happy these days: her new series, White Collar, is a bonafide hit on USA.

As for Morris, Tiffani doesn't have to worry about upsetting her ex: we doubt Zack's enormous cell phone has Internet capability. He'll never know!

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As he looks ahead to November 23, the date on which his debut album is released, Adam Lambert gets excited.

Then, the trepidation sets in.

"I realize no one’s heard the album yet so the pressure is kind of scary," the singer told TV Guide Magazine this week.

Fortunately, Lambert guarantees enough diversity on his 14-track disc to please music fans across the board.

“I wanted to span a bunch of different genres. There are songs that are really angsty indie rock. There are songs that are very classic rock and there’s a couple of dancey electro kinds of things. People tend to sometimes not listen to a whole album these days. They put together their own play lists so I wanted to treat it like an eclectic collection of things that had me at the middle of it.”

Will you be purchasing Adam's album?

 

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We knew it!

Last week, after Miley Cyrus admitted she had never heard a Jay-Z song and that she doesn't write her own singles, we speculated that the singer was nothing more than a Disney-created robot.

It was meant in jest, but last night's Family Guy episode has proven our theory correct.

Miley on Family Guy

During the installment titled "Hannah Banana," Brian and Stewie break into a Miley concert.

They befriend the star, only to eventually discover that she's actually an android. The pair tries to program her to have sex with Brian, but the experiment goes awry and she destroys the town.

Sound far-fetched? Or eerily accurate? Sit back, get comfortable and watch the full episode after this jump.

Even if you (somehow) don't despise Cyrus, there will be non-Miley related Family Guy quotes for you to laugh over for hours on end.

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She ripped on Joe Jonas.

She hinted at a romance with Taylor Lautner.

She referenced the rude actions of Kanye West.

And that was just in Taylor Swift's opening monologue!

Indeed, the celebrity gossip world is buzzing today over the singer's stint as Saturday Night Live host over the weekend. Did you see it? Did you love it? Or did you think Swift took a cheap shot at Jonas?

During the show, Taylor also took on the Twilight Saga in a spoof; and mocked Kate Gosselin for... well, being Kate Gosselin.

Swift has mostly received positive reviews for her performance, with Entertainment Weeky labeling her as the funniest host of the season. Do you agree?

Did you think she was funny?

 

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The Jonas Brothers are poised to take over the world. There's little we can do about it.

The Disney Channel has renewed JONAS - which stars Kevin, Nick, Joe, Chelsea Staub and Nicole Anderson - for a second season. It will premiere in mid-2010 and focus on the siblings' summer vacation in Los Angeles.

However, all is not perfect in the (adorable) Jonas world.

The group was forced to cancel a concert in Switzerland over the weekend because Nick Jonas came down with an upper respiratory infection.

This marked the first time the precious trio has canceled a show due to sickness, a development Nick apologized for via Twitter yesterday morning:

"I am happy to tell everyone that I woke up this morning, and I'm already feeling better! Thanks for all the prayers. Can't wait to rock Bilbao!"

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It's just so hard at first, but then something clicked and I slowly started getting into it.

Above, Joanna Krupa is talking about her current run on Dancing with the Stars; but she might as well be referred to penises across the country when guys pick up the December 2009 issue of Playboy.

The Polish model poses naked for the magazine next month, the second time she's bared it all in Hugh Hefner's publication.

Speaking to TV Guide this week, Krupa said she hopes viewers of Dancing with the Stars don't think worse of her for donning her birthday suit. She said:

"The photos are so artistic and it's part of my background. I did Playboy before and for the people who support me and follow my career and see me on the show, I would hope it wouldn't change their views on me because it doesn't change who I am as a person."

Moreover, Krupa isn't exactly the only female to dance with stars and get nude for readers.

  • Joanna Krupa Picture
  • Krupa, Joanna

Overall, the beauty believes that making men drool over her naked body is empowering.

"Women should never feel like they can't do something. In a way, it's a man's world," she said, adding:

"Men get paid more than women for the same type of work, so this is empowering. It's saying, 'You're a woman, be strong. Don't hold back, don't be scared. Do whatever you want to do. If you have something to say, say it.' I think we should show women can rule."

Of course, when women can say and do what they want while actually wearing clothing, they'll truly have made progress in the world.

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The CW doesn't just bring teenage girls together to squeal over Damon and Stefan on The Vampire Diaries.

It also unites soulmates.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

After three years of dating, Jensen Ackles and Danneel Harris - who star on CW hits Supernatural and One Tree Hill, respectively - are engaged. Harris showed off her engagement ring over the weekend at the Breeders Cup.

The actress confirmed this exciting news with a Twitter post that didn't come close to its 140-character limit. She simply wrote: “Yes… !”

We share that sentiment and encourage readers to do the same. Send in your congratulations to the couple today!

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Let the excitement over New Moon truly get started!

The cast of this November 20 release kicked off its nationwide mall tour last week, as various stars will stop in various cities and answer questions from fans.

The beloved trio of Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner kicked things off on Friday, appearing in Los Angeles and putting to rest rumors that there was any tension among the group.

Stewart opened up more than usual during the press conference. Here are bits and pieces of what she told reporters and screaming fans in attendance:

Bella grows up: “What I really love about New Moon is that you see this girl build herself back up and by the time she makes this sort of rash decision to spend eternity with a vampire she’s in a position where you actually believe her... She grows up."

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Edward and Bella break up: “That was the scariest thing. I was almost as worried about messing it up than I was about what I actually should have been thinking about which was the issues that Bella is dealing with. Reading it, it’s so iconic. There’s nothing like that moment in reality even. It’s not even like a normal breakup scene.

"I know what’s it like to get broken up with but I don’t know what it’s like to get broken up with by a vampire who I’ve now been physically and chemically altered by. Suddenly you take an addict, you take whatever they’re addicted to away from them and there’s withdrawal. So that was the most intimidating scene in the entire movie."

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