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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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In case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus can't be tamed.

Seriously. She's like some sort of sex-crazed peacock that people want to cage, but who wants to be part of something she doesn't know - and if you try to hold her down, she might explode.

At least that's what Miley sings in her latest single, "Can't Be Tamed." The lyrics are explicit and self-serving, while the video has stirred up controversy because it's clear Cyrus has left her Hannah Montana persona behind. Way, way behind.

Comparatively, the album cover for this June 22 release is actually quite tame, and laughable. Miley looks like she's trying WAY too hard to appear seductive, doesn't she?

Purse those lips and grab that belt buckle, Miley! It's time to look sexy!

Compare this cover to Miley's 2008 CD, "Breakout" and it's clear the singer has come a long way. That's fine, but will her teenage fans follow her into adulthood? That remains to be seen...

Miley Cyrus has broken free from her "Breakout" image. What a difference two years makes.

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Bethenny Frankel went into early labor last night, weeks ahead of her June due date.

But we're happy to report that new mother and daughter are happy and healthy today. Said the reality star's rep:

"Bethenny and Jason are proud to welcome their new baby girl, Bryn Hoppy, born at 8 a.m... in New York City. She is a 4 lb. 12 oz., healthy baby. Bryn, mom, dad and [their dog] Cookie are all very happy."

Frankel married Jason Hoppy in March. This is the first child for both.

You can catch the former's exploits every Thursday night on Bravo's The Real Housewives of New York City. Best wishes to the new family!

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Every new report about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson says the same thing: these two are totally dating.

Conversely, each update about Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen states the opposite: their marriage has less of a chance to survive than Sawyer on Lost.

So Sheen

Here's the latest: Brooke Mueller has moved out. She's settled into a home in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles, as a family sources confirms she and Sheen are "done."

That's what happens when one half of a couple takes a knife the other half's throat and then cheats on her with a lingerie model.

The house in which Mueller and her sons now reside is owned by her, her mother and a business partner. Mueller lived there before making the biggest mistake of her life marrying Sheen.

Of course, Booke's lawyer, Yale Galanter, still insists "there is no divorce that is planned for by either party."

But expect the papers to be drawn up and signed as soon as Sheen reaches a plea bargain in his Colorado assault case. Let's hope it includes jail time.

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What does Oprah Winfrey have to do with the status of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart? Allow us to explain:

These two have already taped their appearance on Oprah's talk show (it will air on May 13, Robert's birthday! Eek!). Prior to taking the stage, as usual, the guests met with the host and went over what questions will be asked in front of the studio audience.

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Winfrey warned that the topic of Rob and Kristen's relationship would come up. She had to "go there." But she'd allow the couple to be coy with their answer (they actually joke about Kristen being pregnant on the air) as long as they gave Oprah the actual answer off camera.

"Both Rob and Kristen's people and Summit then confirmed ahead of time [Rob and Kristen] are together and are dating. One hundred percent," a source told E! News.

This should close the case of Robsten forever. After all, who lies to Oprah?!?

As for the interaction between the love birds, this same insider revealed: "They weren't super affectionate or anything. Kristen seemed a little awkward and nervous, but Rob didn't at all. He was really friendly and was cracking jokes the entire time."

Sounds like the personalities of each star that other sources have also confirmed. Will you tune in for their appearance on Oprah? Or, here's a better question:

How many times will you watch their apearance on Oprah?

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We understand if traffic is low on THG today.

It's the opening of Iron Man 2, after all, and millions of people will be flocking to their local movie theater. One person we have to blame for that is Scarlett Johansson.

The ridiculously sexy actress comes aboard the franchise in the sequel, taking on the role of Black Widow. How would she describe this individual?

“This is a no-bulls–t character,” Scarlett says in the latest issue of V. “It’s not that she’s non-feeling, she just gets the job done. She’s part of something bigger, and she knows it. She’s this crazy badass, and she has no time for f–king around.”

How does the role fit into Johansson's career goals going forward?

“I’m 25, and for some time I’ve played these characters who are kind of figuring it out, transforming from young girls to young women... I don’t feel like a girl anymore. I feel like my life and career are on a different path than they had been. There’s a lot of road behind me... I really want to do work that is challenging to me."

We think that makes sense. But we pretty much stopped paying attention as soon as we saw the photos of Scarlett in the magazine. Is she topless in one of the pics below?!?

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Let's get one thing straight: Kristen Stewart is not miserable!

She makes that important point in the latest issue of Elle, and she recently shared another reason why she's actually happier than ever: the actress has landed a key new movie role.

"I am very much attached to a movie that has been trying to get made forever... maybe I can just brag a little bit. I am super excited about it, too. I am about to play Marylou in On the Road. So that's a big deal," she told USA Today this week.

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The film will be based on Jack Kerouac's classic 1957 novel, which tells the tale of disaffected members of the Beat Generation.

Garrett Hedland and Sam Riley are also attached to the project.

In other semi-Stewart news: the name Isabella is officially the most popular baby name in the country. This is a clear sign that people love The Twilight Saga, and also might need to seek professional help.

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  • The Real Kristen
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[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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The fact that Bret Michaels will likely make a full recovery and possibly even return to his tour this summer is amazing.

But here's something even more astounding: the promiscuous rocker has a girlfriend!

Clearly the most patient, understanding woman in the world, Kristi Gibson hasn't stopped caring for Bret despite his televised macking of reality show contestants on VH1. She traveled to the hospital with him on April 21, as Michaels suffered a brain hemorrhage.

"I'm used to being calm, because of the times when his blood sugar has gone low, and if I freak out, he freaks out," Gibson told People.

The mother of Bret's two kids, Kristi detailed the scene in the ambulance that night: "I held his hand and told him, 'It's going to be okay.' Just from his eyes, you could tell how much pain he was in. I wanted to take away that pain so bad."

Michaels has referred to his 16-year, off-and-on relationshop with Gibson as a "positive work on progress." If that's the case, it took a huge leap forward with this incident and her reaction to it.

"In most of our world, Bret's the hero, but in this situation, Kristi was the hero – she saved his life," says Michaels' guitarist and close pal, Pete Evick.

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An anonymous source has confirmed the existence of a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape.

Speaking to OK! Weekly, this insider - who is somehow unaware that Kendra is known solely for getting naked and promoting her personal life - says he was "shocked" to watch the video because it's so "obvious" that Kendra stars in it.

As for what goes down on it (aside from Kendra!), he said: "The tape is an amazing striptease from her, and then at the end of the tape she blows a kiss to the camera.”

[Resisting urge to make a joke about what else she blows...]

Because the tape, which Vivid Entertainment plans to dub Kendra Exposed, is “very, very sexual" and "definitely hot," the source concludes: "It’s going to be a massive seller.”

Meanwhile, more and more evidence points to the fact that Kendra HERSELF made efforts to peddle the tape within the last two years.

RadarOnline.com cites documents that confirm Wilkinson set up a company called Home Run Productions LLC. Its business model was "to acquire and license video rights to material featuring Kendra in intimate situations."

This took place in November 2008, well into her relationship with Hank Baskett and even after the couple's engagement was revealed. Moreover, these papers imply that Kendra has made more than one tape.

Honestly, we don't even blame Kendra for wanting to profit off her own sexual exploits. That's the age in which we live. If she can make serious bank, and use it to support her child, from selling her own video, more power to her. Just don't lie about it.

Don't play the victim card. Play the "I have huge breasts and horny men will pay a lot of money to see me naked, so why not take advantage of their loneliness?" card instead. We'd respect her a lot more if she did.

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Having been away from the business for years, raising her son, Christina Aguilera came back in a major way last week.

She released the video for "Not Myself Tonight," which stirred up controversy over whether it was too sexy and provocative. In other words: it accomplished the exact goal Aguilera had in mind and put her right back on the musical map.

But another controversy has broken out about the single: is it a copycat? Critics allege that Christina has simply stolen her new style and edginess from Lady Gaga in a clear attempt to piggyback off that eccentric singer's success.

To that charge, one Christina fan in particular has a Clueless-like response: AS IF!

In the following video, an Aguilera supporter (with a lot of time on her hands) aims to prove that it's actually the other way around: Gaga has taken her cue from Xtina. Watch and decide for yourself:

Lady Gaga is likely too pissed at Fox to care much about this feud, but you can sound off below. Which artist is the most original?

Whose side are you on?

 

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Finally, Ke$ha will put the dollar sign in her name to good use.

The singer has announced a benefit concert on June 16 in Nashville. All proceeds from the event will go toward rebuilding her hometown, which has seen 21 deaths over the last couple weeks due to extreme flooding and whose flood damages may exceed $1 billion.

"I'm thrilled to announce that I will be playing a show to help benefit Nashville, my hometown," Ke$ha said. "One hundred percent of the profits from ticket sales will go to help the victims of these devastating floods. Nashville helped shape me as an artist and as a person and my love for this city is beyond words.

"I will continue to do anything I can to help rebuild this city and support the families and animals who have been affected by this tragedy."

Go America!

Sounds like Ke$ha is more than an unusual dresser and great kisser. She has it in her to be a solid humanitarian, as well.

Meanwhile, the Country Music Association announced yesterday that half the proceeds from the 2010 CMA Music Festival will go to the Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee for flood relief.

Taylor Swift has also sent out her thoughts and prayers (along with $500,000) to Nashville and its citizens. We encourage readers to donate whatever they can to the Red Cross in the area by visiting Nashvilleredcross.org.

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  • Ke$ha in Concert

Get crunked for a good cause with Ke$ha on June 16.

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