Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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This is sad.

Paris Hilton, one of the first people to realize that today's celebrity gossip culture doesn't require actual talent from its stars in order to prop them on a pedestal, has lost it. She can only make headlines for one reason and one reason alone:

Wearing the same outfit as someone else.

Earlier this week, she battled Daphne Zuniga in a fashion face-off. Prior to that matchup, she took on Erin Lucas and Demi Lovato, all in the span of a few weeks.

Today, Hilton dusts off a new dress and steps into the ring with former OC star Rachel Bilson. Compare the looks below, vote in our poll and pity poor, poor Paris...

Paris vs. Rachel

Who looks better in this dress?

 

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It's not posing naked and it's not pretending to be a lesbian.

But Aubrey O'Day has finally found something she's good at: explaining how a brutal dictator can be both intelligent and evil.

Earlier this week, for reasons that defy comprehension, the trashy singer was a guest on Fox News. Host Sean Hannity was aghast at the fact that she referred to Castro and Hitler as "brilliant," while still disparaging their tyrannical reigns and inhumane deeds.

Pic of Aubrey O'Day

Yesterday, O'Day released the following statement, defending her words:

"Murderers and dictators generally are some of the smartest people out there - they just use their brain power for evil purposes. I don't condone any of their evil behavior, but I was asked about their intellectual firepower... and in my opinion you can't have a low IQ and wreck [sic] that much havoc on the world.

What Hitler succeeded in doing was deplorable... And I hope we never see such an abusive use of power again."

That's actually, shockingly well said. It's easy to separate one's actions from one's intellect. With the exception of George W. Bush, find us a world leader that isn't a brilliant individual.

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Miley Cyrus claims she doesn't have a boyfriend.

But try telling that to Laura Griffin.

The 19-year old Australian had to find out from her pals that boyfriend Liam Hemsworth had made out with Cyrus away from the cameras of the film they were shooting together, The Last Song.

On Set Romance

More Than Co-Stars? Liam Hemsworthy and Miley Cyrus may have contributed to Laura Griffin's heartbreak. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Soon afterwards, he ended the relationship with Griffin. Coincidence? She clearly thinks not.

"He was my boyfriend and my best friend," Laura told an Australian publication this week. "There is no other reason [other than Miley Cyrus] why we would have broken up."

Over the last few days, Griffin has done something to which Cyrus can relate: post messages online. On her Facebook account, Laura's moods have ranged from "total utter regret" to "depression of some sort."

She couldn't even muster up the energy to add a sad face at the end. :(

We hope this fling was worth it, Miley!

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That's it. Kim Zolciak won't stand any longer for the denial of equal gay rights!

Actually, she will stand - but she'll do so topless with tape covering her nipples dammit! That will show the close-minded bigots that protest Adam Lambert concerts.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star has joined the NOH8 Campaign, a movement that asks celebrities to speak out against the Prop 8 initiative in California, which banned gay marriage.

Other stars that have signed up for this campaign include Michael Emerson, Shanna Moakler, Kathy Griffin, Meghan McCain and many more. Zolciak is one of the few to take her shirt off for the cause, but at least her head - and boobs - are in the right place.

Kim Zolciak Nude

Let's give Kim credit, too: at least she's half naked for an admirable cause.

In her past life, rival NeNe Leakes got half naked for nothing but dollar bills and lap dances.

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Role Model
 –noun; a person whose behavior, example, or success is or can be emulated by others, esp. by younger people.

Incredibly, Kourtney Kardashian has not been heard from in days. We can only assume she's saving a new batch of mundane quotes and thoughts about her pregnancy for an upcoming, in-depth interview.

Fortunately, Erica Mena - who E! News describes as a "video vixen turned sales associate" at Dash in Miami - is on record as saying that Kourtney should be admired for being so open about her knocked up state.

"The fact that Kourtney puts everything out there about her pregnancy for the world to know makes her more of a role model," Mena told Marc Malkin. "It's realistic and it's the truth, and for a young girl going through the same thing - forgetting to the take the pill, considering abortion - it's nice to know Kourtney is someone a person can look up to in the public eye."

Note to Erica: a role model is someone to whom other should aspire; not someone that simply makes the same mistakes as thousands of women every year. Realism does not equate to admiration.

Frightening Parents

Mena also says that Scott Disick is a "natural" with children and "more excited than anyone" about the impending money he can earn from selling photos of the baby. Guess that makes him a role model, too!

Do you think Kourtney Kardashian is a role model?

 

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Of course Halle Berry is pregnant again.

If you were Gabriel Aubry, and you were dating the Sexiest Woman Alive, could you keep your hands off her and/or your penis outside of her? Neither could we.

The actress, who turned 43 on August 14 and is showing Father Time who's boss, is reportedly three months along with her second child.

Halle and Nahla

Another baby on board: Nahla will soon have a little brother or sister!

"Halle is overjoyed," a source told Life & Style. "The first time, she struggled so much to get pregnant and eventually conceived through in vitro fertilization. This time, the baby was conceived through artificial insemination."

For some strange reason, Berry is yet to announce this pregnancy to the world; nor has she shared every craving and thought she's had about it with every supermarket tabloid in existence.

Has she learned nothing at all from Kourtney Kardashian?!?

** UPDATE: Berry appeared on a September episode of The Jay Leno Show and shot down this rumor. Oh well. No harm done.

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Neither has eaten a full meal in years, but both Shenae Grimes and Mischa Barton present themselves as sex symbols.

They wear skimpy clothing, they pose seductively, they have breasts.

The former might be an anorexic bitch, and the latter might have recently been hospitalized for psychiatric evaluation, but you know what Lil John says: men want a "freak in the bed" anyway.

With that in mind, choose your preferred malnourished partner below. Will it be the skeletal 90210 star, or the batty Beautiful Life actress?

  • Gaunt, Sort of Sexy
  • Allergic to Food

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Who would you rather...

 

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As Megan Fox so eloquently stated in a recent interview, women in heterosexual relationships have all the power because they possess a vagina.

This is untactful, offensive to both genders and pretty much true.

Hot, as Usual

But it also helps when you're possessed by satantic forces and can threaten men with an appetite for their flesh.

Such is the case in Jennifer's Body, the upcoming, Diablo Cody-directed thriller in which Fox stars as a cheerleader that gorges on male classmates. She also makes out - and loves it! - with co-star Amanda Seyfried.

Both are pictured below. We have a feeling the movie will be a huge hit. Guys will go to see Megan Fox; women will go to throw tomatoes at the screen every time she appears.

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Yes, Aubrey O'Day appeared on Fox News last night and got into a debate about Fidel Castro and Adolf Hitler.

And, granted, she referred to each man as "brilliant," while not remotely condoning either of their actions.

But that shouldn't really be the story. Instead, one has to wonder: What on earth was O'Day doing on air in the first place?!?

This is a woman so desperate for attention that she Tweets nude photos of herself and invents lesbian crushes on various celebrities. Apparently, that makes her qualified to serve as an analyst for Sean Hannity.

She actually sounds more intelligent than the conservative host below, as O'Day can at least recognize gray areas and make a nuanced point. Why can't Castro be both brilliant and an awful human being? Enlighten us, Hannity...

We'd love to hear what Jon Voight has to say about this.

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Whether or not they're dating (and, yes, they most definitely are!), Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have something in common: a refreshing view of fame.

Last month, Stewart referred to acting as a "weird and dreamy fantasy land," as she seemed far more confused about her celebrity status than spoiled by it.

In the latest issue of French magazine Premiere, meanwhile, Pattinson is equally taken aback.

He says he first realized he was a member of Hollywood's A-list at this year's Cannes Film Festival in May. Check out gorgeous photos of the actor from that event now and then read about his revelation there:

"I was in a restaurant during a break, and when I came out two hours later, 500 people were waiting for me at the exit. It was total chaos. I'm sure that if I told one of those girls 'come, let's go have breakfast,' she would have been totally embarrassed and would never scream my name again."

That's only because she'd be perpetually speechless, Rob.

There's just one response to seeing Robert Pattinson cover a French magazine: Voulez vous couchez avec moi c'est soir?

Overall, don't expect to ever hear our favorite pretend vampire complain about fame.

"If tomorrow I say 'OK, I've had enough we're stopping everything' it won't change anything. Might as well try to accept it and stay Zen as I have no control over it. It's not always easy. But whining won't change anything."

With three more Twilight Saga films on the way, it's likely to get even harder for Pattinson. But with a grounded, handsome head on his shoulders, we think he'll be okay.