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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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We apologize ahead of time for the following post, ladies. You may wanna go stare at Zac Efron calendar photos for a bit, as Megan Fox is at it again.

The actress covers the latest issue of Rolling Stone, inside which she rambles on - again! - about the power of the vagina.

Esquire Spread

“Men are scared of vaginas,” she said, telling the magazine that a woman is most powerful when she's “completely in charge of her sexuality."

As for her own musty dugout? Fox says she possesses a "powerful, confident vagina.” We can think of approximately 17 million men that would like to find out first hand if that's true.

Regarding the girl-on-girl make-out session with Amanda Seyfried in Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body, the actress is honest about its intentions.

“Clearly I can’t argue that it’s not gratuitous, because it is."

The same pretty much goes for the following Megan Fox photos from Rolling Stone. Click on each to enlarge:

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By the time you finish reading this short article, George Clooney may have found a new girlfriend.

For now, however, he's dating actress Elisabetta Canalis; and, according to a close, famous pal, the couple is great together.

"She is a really, really wonderful woman," Matt Damon told People this week. "It's nice to see my friend so happy."

George Clooney, Girlfriend

For now, Elisabetta Canalis is the latest hottie on the handsome arm of George Clooney.

Damon must also be happy with his showing so far in a one-on-one matchup with Clooney. With which of these studs would you prefer to sleep? Let us know!

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Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart engaged? No, not even a little bit.

But the characters these stars portray in the Twilight Saga - Edward Cullen and Bella Swan, respectively - will get married in the big screen version of Eclipse.

This fictional fact is enough for at least one supermarket tabloid to pathetically milk the movie's storyline for its own marketing and sales purposes.

Earlier this month, OK! Weekly fooled readers into thinking that Robsten was engaged by running a misleading headline on its cover. All respectable publications, including The Hollywood Gossip, quickly shot down this story.

But the magazine hasn't learned from its desperate mistake. Check out its latest issue:

Fake Wedding News

Anyone reading closely will notice there's nothing technically incorrect about this cover story. There will, indeed, be a wedding... as part of the Twilight Saga!

Robert and Kristen will simply play their roles on screen for the ceremony, something that countless actors do in countless movies every year. Not exactly anything noteworthy to report here.

In fact, the couple has actually remained very much out of the news recently. Last week, in order to avoid the spotlight, they jetted away for a secluded vacation in Canada together.

We're happy to leave them alone and let them celebrate their love in private. Other celebrity gossip outlets, however, are actually trying to pass off movie storylines as factual accounts of the Robsten relationship. Don't let them fool you.

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Nick Jonas turns 17 years old today.

Still not old enough to legally vote, purchase pornography or fight in a war, the young stud muffin is plenty mature enough to elicit screams from every female fan he encounters.

The possible future President of the United States has been speaking out on behalf of diabetes awareness for months, an admirable issue that has raised Nick beyond the status of mere pop singer.

It's also served as a distraction from Miley Cyrus, who continues to play with Jonas' heart. We have no idea how the Hannah Montana star isn't making an all-out play for this hunk. Just look at him!

Send Nick your birthday wishes right now and enjoy the following, adorable photo montage in his honor...

Mobbed by Fans

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There are hilariously awful celebrity makeovers (hello, Stephanie Pratt!) and there are solid, necessary ones (looking good, Susan Boyle!).

Then, there are the changes undergone by writer/director Diablo Cody, which can only be described as: WTF?!?

With less make-up and shorter, spikier, blonder hair, the Juno scribe might look better these days, but she also looks like a completely different person.

See for yourself:

Diablo Cody Photo

Which Diablo Cody do you prefer: The tattoed rebel, or the classy preppy?

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They are two of the most divisive celebrities alive.

Just uttering the names "Kim Kardashian" and "Ashlee Simpson-Wentz" is sure to elicit strong opinions, either for or against, from a number of individuals.

But we're not here to argue over which of these stars is less talented and/or more annoying. We're here to compare their similar fashion senses.

Both the sex tape star and the Melrose Place star were spotted in the same Nuj Novakhett dress over the last few weeks. Contrast the looks below and then vote in our poll:

Kim vs. Ashlee

Who wears this dress better?

 

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Did you really think Miley Cyrus would remain silent about the Kanye West/Taylor Swift incident at Sunday night's Video Music Awards?

It's a story that draws attention to anyone that comments on it. With that in mind, Cyrus touched on a number of subjects from the event during an interview with Z100 in Portland:

On Beyonce: I heard Beyonce's performance was off the chain. People said, like, that it was so perfect, you don't know how it was real.

On Lady GaGa's performance: That's why people love her! Because you never know, like, what she's gonna do and something unique. There's no one like her. She's bigger than life. Same thing as Beyonce. That's why you want to to watch them. They're so unique.

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  • Miley in Concert

On Kanye West acting like a jackass: It's what he does it for. He does it for press. Don't feed into it. He's gonna get what he wants by getting to be in tabloids because of that. His apologies are just because he's getting flak for it.

If she were Taylor Swift: I'd tell him to get off the stage. It's her moment. For those times that you are able to tell your speech, you do it. And it's disrespectful as an artist and I know he even said his family would not be happy if someone did that to them.

Watch Miley try to, like, form a coherent thought in the video of the full interview below:

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Michael Vick has struck again.

Fortunately, no pitbulls were injured as a result of the latest news surrounding Vick; just a Bunny and her husband.

Vick was taken off the Philadelphia Eagles exempt list today, meaning the team had to make room for the quarterback on its 53-man roster. The player cut by the squad? Mr. Kendra Wilkinson himself, Hank Baskett.

A wide receiver, Baskett is now free to catch on with any team in the NFL. Perhaps Philly's division rival, the New York Giants, could use his services.

That club recently lost wideout Hakeem Nicks to an injury. Moreover, Hank has extensive experience playing with giants. (That was a reference to Kendra's large boobs!)

Hank Baskett is now a statistic. He joins the rising ranks of America's unemployed.

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We're terribly sorry, Twilight Saga fans.

But we simply couldn't track down any new Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner photos today.

Our staff will rest up, wake up early to run a few suicides as punishment, and then put in maximum effort tomorrow to deliver the freshest, hottest pictures of these New Moon stars.

Fortunately, we've at least uncovered a few new promo pics for the movie. A quartet of actors new to the franchise - Michael Sheen, Cameron Bright, Christopher Heyerdahl and Jamie Campbell-Bower - are posing below as members of the Volturi.

Click on each image for a closer look at each vampire:

Of course, the biggest New Moon news this week was the release of another theatrical trailer. Check it out NOW!

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According to Kim Kardashian, her sister is "huge" in two ways:

  1. As a woman that's approximately six months pregnant;
  2. As a bitch.

First, more obvious and less insulting things first.

Kim told E! News that Kourtney Kardashian - who is pregnant, in case you haven't heard - has a belly that is growing along with the human being inside of her. Incredible, we know.

"She's huge. She is huuuuge! I think she's in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe's clothes," Kim said, quickly explaining herself. "It's because Khloé is so much taller. Kourtney will take Khloé's top and wear it as a dress... She will not buy maternity clothes. I don't know what's wrong with her."

You mean, aside from a pathological need for attention? We don't know, either.

Kourt and Kim

As for the upcoming season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim pretends as though Kourtney's pregnancy was not pitched to the family months ago by the writers. How dumb does she think we are?!?

"Kourtney is so moody," she said. "She is such a crazy bitch these days. She's so moody that I'm nervous to start shooting."

Just read the cue cards and you should be fine, Kim.