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Authorities have begun a search for Abby Sunderland.

The 16-year old is attempting to sail around the world on her own, but her parents lost contact with her this morning, soon before the teenager set off a distress signal. She's believed to be in the southern part of the Indian Ocean.

"Everything seemed to be under control," father Laurence Sunderland told The Los Angeles Times. "But then our call dropped and a hour later the coast guard called."

A rescue effort, coordinated by the French-controlled Reunion Islands and Australia, is underway. However, Sunderland is likely hundreds of miles away from land and there's concern over how long it would take a boat to reach her.

Said family spokesman Christian Pinkston: "We've got to get a plane out there quick... They are exhausting every resource to try to mobilize an air rescue including discussions with the U.S. State Department, the U.S. Coast Guard and various international rescue organizations."

Meanwhile, Abby's parents have updated their blog with this statement:

Abby has all of the equipment on board to survive a crisis situation like this. She has a dry suit, survival suit, life raft, and ditch bag with emergency supplies. If she can keep warm and hang on, help will be there as soon as possible. Wild Eyes is designed for travel in the Southern Ocean and is equipped with 5 air-tight bulkheads to keep her buoyant in the event of major hull damage. It is built to Category 0 standards and is designed to self-right in the event of capsize.

Thank you for all of your kind emails and calls. We appreciate your prayers and support.

Let's all hope Abby Sunderland is found alive and well.

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It's safe to say that Danielle Staub is taking a different approach to the release of her sex tape than Kendra Wilkinson.

While the latter is faking tears and making excuses for the existence of Kendra Exposed, the Real Housewife of New Jersey doesn't seem too bothered by Huster's plans to unleash Danielle Staub Raw onto the world on June 14.

Granted, Staub hilariously told TMZ this week that her sex tape was "stolen," but she didn't spend very long justifying that obvious lie. She simply said:

"I just decided, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. What am I left to do? This isn't something I chose to have released, but it's out there, and there's nothing I can do about it."

It's unclear, of course, who Danielle actually wants to beat. Kim Kardashian? Paris Hilton? Shauna Sand? Let's hope the 47-year old's two children set their sights a bit higher than that.

New Sex Tape Star

Adding that she doesn't care what her reality star castmates say about her and her videotaped, naked romp, Staub essentially challenged Kendra to see who could sell more copies.

"I haven't seen hers. I haven't seen mine, either, but... if it's going to do anything, I would hope it does better."

Let's find out from our readers: Which sex tape star would you rather watch in hot, sweaty, nude action?

 

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Just how much has the life of Susan Boyle changed over the last year? Consider this rumor:

There's a good chance the Britain's Got Talent runner-up will perform for Pope Benedict XVI when he visits England in September, TV Guide reports.

Susan Photo

Negotiations are underway, though some believe this might not take place simply because the Pope could get arrested once he touches down in another country, due to his alleged child molestation cover-up. But that seems unlikely to take place.

Assuming he's a free man, Benedict XVI will hold Mass at Glasgow's Bellahouston Park on September 16. If all goes according to plan, Boyle will take the stage then, in front of her most important audience member to date.

No offense, Simon Cowell. But come on.

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Christina Aguilera has been shopping in Miley Cyrus' closet.

The singer appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman yesterday, and there was nary a pair of pants in sight.

Instead, Christina honored her former Mickey Mouse Club castmate and pulled a Britney on viewers. Photographers spotted her outside the Letterman studio, trying to avoid the rain and, based on this outfit, the cold...

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  • Pants, Schmants!

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Do you like Christina's tights?

 

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Bravo is asking viewers to go back in time.

See, Bethenny Frankel is already married. Moreover, she's already given birth to a daughter. But that isn't stopping Bravo from thinking viewers will have an interest in watching how this all came aboard, as Bethenny Getting Married premieres tonight.

Bethenny at the VMAs

Sadly, the network is probably correct.

So, what will this spin-off be about? Frankel tells E! News one thing for certain: it will NOT feature any Real Housewives of New York City:

"It's not my life anymore. It's not a cliché when I say I don't believe in staying at a party too long... This is a time I really want people who are good for me, good for my family. I want clean energy and everyone to be happy."

Cameras will actually follow Bethenny into therapy, something she says was her idea.

"I need therapy [but normally] I don't have time to go. To be able to have therapy once a week [for the show], I run there. I don't even notice the cameras. It's a true depiction of my life, [and] I've learned a lot."

Wait - what?!? Bethenny needs psychiatric help... but doesn't have time to go unless it's for a show... and this is a true depiction of her life?!? That might be the least logical statement we've ever heard (and we've listened to Tila Tequila speak!).

In closing, Bethenny wants everyone to understand her better and says:

"I could have a C-section and not be on any pain medication, but if you give me too small a portion at the ice cream store I have a nervous breakdown. That's the kind of person I am."

And this is the kind of person people want to watch?

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One is a former Miss America.

The other is an Oscar winner.

But this isn't a time to congratulate Vanessa Williams and Jennifer Hudson on their respective careers. Far from it!

Instead, the talented actresses are pitted against each other in the latest edition of a THG Fashion Face-Off. They may both look beautiful in blue, but there can be only one winner. Good luck to each star!

Vanessa v. Jennifer

Who wears this outfit better?

 

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Shirtless werewolves are coming to Eclipse.

This shouldn't come as shocking news to anyone familiar with the Twilight Saga, but fans of the Wolf Pack should still be excited for to sink their teeth into a newly-released clip from the movie.

It may not feature Robert Pattinson in all his brooding hotness, but it makes up for that with a scene based around Bella, Jacob and the frequency with which the latter discusses the former. His topless pals mock him for it.

See what we mean now:

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At some point, Kate Middleton and Prince William will likely get married.

Here's to hoping the ceremony takes place in a town hall civil ceremony!

That would show these annoying supermarket tabloids, who continue to cash in on the mere presumptions of what this royal wedding will look like.

In the latest example of anonymous sources citing unspecified facts regarding the couple's plans, OK! Weekly reports that William and Kate will attempt to duplicate the nuptials of the former's late mother, Princess Diana.

"Princess Diana talked about what she wanted her sons’ weddings to be like even when she was pregnant with them," said a source.

Royal Cover Story

Ironically, Princess Diana was also killed because the paparazzi were chasing her limo. So it's nice to see celebrity gossip reporters have learned from their mistakes and are giving William and Kate room to breathe.

Sigh.

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As one of the breakout hits of the 2009-2010 TV season, The Vampire Diaries featured murder, intrigue and sex.

But just because her character got it on with Paul Wesley's Stefan Salvatore, Nina Dobrev has an unfortunate message for male fans of her show: you won't see me naked!

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“I’m very content with not being nude on national television - I enjoy True Blood myself and I watch the show, but I’m happy that bra and underwear is as stripped down as I can get for [The Vampire Diaries].”

Dobrev uttered these words at the Monte Carlo Television Festival, where she was also asked to compare The Vampire Diaries with similar programming available to viewers: True Blood and Twilight. She said:

“I don’t think that we’re necessarily competitors. We’re all kind of in the same genre... but they are all very different. It’s like apples and oranges. I have friends in all three of the shows that are vampire related, so I’m very happy for all of our successes.”

While Nina will be keeping her shirt on, there's good news for female viewers of the show: Wesley and Ian Somerhalder (pictured below with their co-star in Monte Carlo) will NOT be. New episodes suddenly can't come fast enough, can they?

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To some women, posing nude for Playboy is a despicable act.

These females may look down on actress Natasha Alam, but they should consider the following before they give thanks for not being her: Alam gets to simulate sex with Alexander Skarsgard on season three of True Blood - and that's not all!

Describing her first experience with on-screen nudity, the July cover girl says:

"Here comes Alexander Skarsgard.  He drops his robe, and he’s not wearing a sock, nothing.  He’s just totally out there, walking around as if nothing’s going on.  I was like, if he can do it, I can do it.”

And Alam does do it, with an eight-page spread in the latest edition of Playboy. It hits newsstands on June 18.

Natasha Alam, Playboy

True Blood spollers alert: Natasha Alam is hot, plays a Fangtasia dancer on the show and gets to see Eric Northman naked!

Meanwhile, the cast of True Blood came out for a season three premiere party in Los Angeles this week.

New episodes debut on HBO this Sunday night, as Stephen Moyer, Anna Paquin, Skarsgard and others walked the red carpet in honor of their huge hit. Also present? Kate Bosworth. Hmmm... we wonder why.

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