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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Based on recent tabloid reports, Prince William might soon be engaged and might soon be a father.

But this much we know for certain: he's 28 years old today!

The hunky piece of royalty shares a birthday with former American Idol winner Kris Allen and his relationship with Kate Middleton is at the center of British gossip magazines every week of every month of every years. We almost feel badly for him, but then we take a look at his face.

And who can have pity for such a stud muffin?!? Happy birthday, Big Will!

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A night after Justin Bieber entertained fans in his native country of Canada - watch his performance at the MuchMusic Video Awards NOW! - this 16-year old cutie will head down south.

Along with other celebrities such as Kathy Griffin, Ryan Seacrest and Chelsea Handler, Bieber will join Larry King for a special telethon this evening. Airing on CNN, the special will benefit citizens left in ruin by the BP oil spill in April.

Justin Bieber at the TCAs

Titled "Disaster in the Gulf: How You Can Help," the fundraiser will air at 8 p.m. EST and feature stars live and via satellite.

Also booked for the event: Randy Jackson, Ted Danson, Lenny Kravitz, Jenny McCarthy, Tim McGraw, Alyssa Milano, Robert Redford, Ian Somerhalder, Edward James Olmos, Pete Wentz and many others.

All money raised from the telethon will benefit the United Way, the National Wildlife Federation and the Nature Conservancy. All these organizations are dedicated to helping families and individuals whose lives have been profoundly affected by this man-made disaster.

Said King in a statement: "I understand bureaucracy and that some things take time, but when you're out of work, you don't need help tomorrow, you need help today."

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Trace Cyrus is either a jealous brother or a great brother.

In the midst of sister Miley receiving a never-ending stream of criticism for her wardrobe choices and ridiculous quotes, Trace has taken to his Twitter account and stolen a few headlines from his sibling.

Who knows if his goal is to divert negative attention from Miley or to compete with her, but one thing is certain: Dude really, really hates Ashley Tisdale! Yesterday, he Tweeted:

By far the worst person I’ve met in my life is Ashley Tisdale. I’ve never had someone who dosnt know me AT ALL make up so many rumors and bull**** about me. You don’t even know me b****.

God took me by the hand, told me not to b afraid. He told me all his secrets, I live by them everyday. Everyone has an opinion. Everyone’s opinion is always right. To them.

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We have a few reactions to this:

  1. Who hates Ashley Tisdale?!?
  2. We're a celebrity gossip site that surfs the Web, places phone calls and spends every waking hour contacting sources around the globe for rumors and stories. Not once have we ever heard Tisdale say a word about Trace Cyrus.
  3. It's incredible but true: Miley does NOT have the worst fashion taste in her family.
  4. How can Tisdale be the worst person Trace has ever met? Has he never been introduced to his own sister?!?

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By her own admission, Kristen Stewart is awkward in front of the press.

But there's one place where the actress says she's always been comfortable: IN BED!

In a new interview with Parade, Stewart was asked about Bella's embarrassment in a certain Eclipse scene. She replied:

“I guess a lot of girls... don’t need that lecture. I probably had that moment. I guess that everybody does. But I knew everything, from the word go. I was really mature, that way. So, I never really had ‘the talk.’ I didn’t need it."

Somewhere, Robert Pattinson is nodding in agreement. And his friends are offering him a steady stream of fist pounds.

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As for understanding Bella, Stewart said both she and the character that has made her famous are similar in their straightforward approaches to life.

“I’ve always said that I’m not ashamed of anything that I say because I’m always being honest, even though you can definitely make mistakes. That’s Bella in a nutshell, so I can completely relate to her. I think it’s a good thing to be proud of who you are, no matter what."

Both Stewart's honesty and her willingness to admit a mistake were on display last month, as she compared the paparazzi to rapists, only to quickly back track and apologize for the word use. It was a mature handling of a difficult situation.

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When she gives interviews and utters every inspirational cliche every created, Miley Cyrus sounds ridiculous.

But the singer must be aware of this because she often makes a conscious choice to distract everyone from her nauseating sound bites by dressing in asinine outfits that focus our attention elsewhere.

Miley Cyrus VMA Outfit

At last night's MuchMusic Awards in Toronto, for example, Miley took to the stage wearing this contraption. Boy, she sure is edgy, isn't she?!?

Cyrus opened the show with a rendition of "Party in the USA," proving that the only thing she knows less about than good fashion is geography. (Toronto is located in Canada, Miles. That's a whole separate country!)

While Miley's cult members fans prepare to defend her terrible singing and transparent attempts to transform her image, we'll simply post more images of the singer at this event, along with her aforementioned performance.

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Adam Lambert may receive more attention, but let's not forget:

Kris Allen won the eighth season of American Idol. The singer hasn't gone on to huge success, though fans can take solace in this fact: he isn't Taylor Hicks, either. Expect Allen to stick around the music scene for years to come.

This talented crooner turns 25 today. He's the face of Ford in new commercials and he also just seems like a really nice guy. Earlier this spring, he helped bring money and attention to the victims of the Haiti earthquake.

Gestures such as that earn Allen our respect. Send in your birthday wishes to him today and enjoy the following photo montage of the artist...

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After Tweeting a photo of his head partly shaven, Adam Lambert officially debuted his unusual new hairstyle at last night's MuchMusic Video Awards in Canada.

The unique look helped Lambert become the talk of the red carpet, which is saying a lot when Perez Hilton shows up in a panda-themed suit.

Concert-goers around the country will have a chance to view Lambert - and his flowing, lopsided locks - in person, starting tomorrow night in New York City when his Glam Nation tour begins. For now, we're just asking readers to sound off on his appearance:

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What do you think of Adam Lambert's haircut?

 

Adam also took to the stage in Toronto. Check out his latest rendition of "Whataya Want From Me" below.

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What an amazing coincidence: Just as Holly Madison's new reality show premieres on E!, the former Playboy pin-up has found a new man.

It's almost as if producers wrote a script that called for this or something.

On Friday night, Madison was scene at a steak house in Las Vegas with Josh Koscheck. A witness spotted the naked model and UFC fighter and told Radar Online: "It was just the two of them and they were really cute. They were nestled alone at their table, cozying up together."

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The pair "were very flirty," added this onlooker, something Holly's World viewers will soon likely see for themselves on an upcoming episode.

We know very little about Koscheck, but the question remains: Will he make a good First Lady of Las Vegas? Madison will require that in her run for Mayor.

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A cameo by Tommy Lee. A sisterly bikini wax. A hungover day at the zoo.

The writers for Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami came up with a suspenseful script this week, as one of THG's bravest interns reviewed the latest edition of this E! reality farce below...

The Kardashian sisters really have no boundaries.  Does Khloe really need to walk in on Kourtney peeing in front of Scott and Mason?  I know when you have a new baby they are pretty much attached to you, but c’mon.  Wait a minute, for that matter why are they filming Kourtney taking a piss at all?

The girls then go car shopping and, boo-hoo, Kourtney is upset she can’t get the same fast little sports car as last year because it won’t fit a carseat.  Honey, nobody’s stuffing you into a minivan from the 80’s with wood paneling just because you have a baby now.  You’re still rolling in a very nice car.  Their next stop on the shopping trip is where this episode gets interesting.  Lingerie time is in order for Lamar’s stopover in Miami.

As the girls are trying stuff on, Kourtney bluntly tells her sister that she needs a bikini wax like whoa.  To be quite honest, if you’re sister can’t tell you stuff like that, who can?  Khloe then agrees to let Kourtney wax her. 

It’s just not feasible that a Kardashian sister couldn’t make a last-minute waxing appointment at some chic Miami spa.  I get it, it’s entertaining TV to let Kourt do it (WATCH HERE).  Too bad Kourtney ends up burning Khloe and leaving a mark.  (For the record, I don’t think butter is good for burns.  I’ve actually heard it can make it worse.)  Scott walking in on Kourtney applying butter to her sister’s vagina is just the icing on the cake. 

Poor baby Mason has no idea what he’s even looking at.

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It's a very sad day in Hollywood: Amanda Bynes has retired from acting. We'll give you a moment to collect yourself...

In a series of Tweets today, the 24-year old actress wrote:

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Being an actress isn't as fun as it may seem. If I don't love something anymore, I stop doing it. I don't love acting anymore, so I've stopped doing it.

I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I've #retired.

Bynes has not starred in a movie since 2007's Hairspray. She anchored her own sitcom, What I Like About You, from 2002 to 2006.

Will you miss Bynes on TV and in films?

 

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