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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Forget Simon Monjack's latest actions. Forget the rumor of Snooki nude photos. Something even more distasteful is out there:

Last night's Heroes episode. As our friends at TV Fanatic explain, it was an atrocious an hour of television. Read a detailed review of it now, and click on the links below for more rundowns of last night's primetime pickings...

  • Tensions arose everywhere on the latest Greek installment.
  • We met Foreman's brother, played by Orlando Jones, on House.
  • Renee spread her legs for a really bad guy on 24.
From The Wall

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Kim Kardashian really needs to get a life. Or at least a baby.

Granted, she'll parade that poor child to every publicity op she can found, just like sister Kourtney, but at least she'll be doing something with her life.

Kris and Kim at LAX

The alternative - while one sister is off profiting from her marriage and the other from her child - appears to be for Kim to sit back and Tweet pictures of herself in a bikini. Or critique fellow celebrities on the red carpet.

Based on ridiculous outfits such as this, what makes Kim Kardashian qualified to judge others?

That's what Kardashian has taken to her blog to do, as she posted the following Grammy Award opinions yesterday:

Beyonce: 100 percent my pick for best dressed of the night. This Stephane Rolland dress is so gorgeous and her eye makeup works perfectly with the Egyptian feel. I also love the side part in her hair and the subtle glitter highlights. She always looks flawless and I love that she flaunts her curves!

Miley: Miley's Herve Leger dress was totally cute and age-appropriate. Some teens try to take themselves too seriously, and I love that Miley just has fun with her fashion and always stays true to her individual style.

Taylor Swift: Love this Kaufman Franco dress on Taylor! This is a hard dress to pull off because the sparkly fabric accentuates every curve, but she is tall and has a really slender frame so it works. Plus she wouldn't be Taylor Swift without her glitter, right? Doesn't she always look so classy!?

Sure, THG posted a series of fashion face-offs yesterday, too. But here's the difference between our staff and Kim: We know we have no life!

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We have a special responsibility to help needy people.
- Celine Dion

So said the widely-respected singer yesterday, as she and over 80 celebrities gathered at the same Hollywood studio where the original version of "We Are the World" was recorded.

The stars have aligned to assist those in Haiti, as all profits from this remade single will go toward relief efforts in the region. Among the eclectic mix of voices to be heard on the song:

Kanye West, Tony Bennett, Snoop Dogg, Jamie Foxx, Jeff Bridges, LL Cool J and Justin Bieber, the latter of whom Tweeted:

"One of the greatest experiences of my life - singing WE ARE THE WORLD with all those stars and taking direction from the greats."

Heck, even Miley Cyrus stopped serving herself for a moment and got involved. Check out her recording session below, along with other stars at the studio:

Miley Helps
  • We Are the World Artists
  • Jo Bros Photo
  • Snoop Dogg and Justin Bieber
  • Joel Madden and Harlow
  • Pink Records

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No offense to Sanda Bullock and left tackles around the world, but The Blind Side deserves a Best Picture nomination about as much as Jake Pavelka deserves an award for sincerity.

But that's what happens when you water down the Academy Awards and nominate twice as many films as usual for the top honor. The 2010 nominees were announced earlier today. A look at the main categories...

Best Picture
Avatar
A Serious Man
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
Up
Up in the Air

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Can anything stop Avatar? Only The Hurt Locker has a chance.

Best Actor
Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
George Clooney, Up in the Air
Colin Firth, A Single Man
Morgan Freeman, Invictus
Jeremy Renner, The Hurt Locker

Best Actress
Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
Helen Mirren, The Last Station
Carey Mulligan, An Education
Gabourey Sidibe, Precious
Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

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We're one week away from American Idol taking its show to Hollywood.

Next Tuesday, Ellen DeGeneres debuts as a permanent judge and we already know of at least one singer she'll be critiquing: Lee DeWyze.

This soulful singer auditioned in Chicago and hauls from Mount Prospect, Illinois. DeWyze has enjoyed a moderately successful career so far, fronting The Lee DeWyze Band and specializing in acousting guitar.

He released a rock album titled "Slumberland" last year.

The smooth crooner once said his goal is to relate to fans:

"I want a connection with my audience in the sense that any song I do reminds them of a specific moment in their lives - not mine."

How selfless! So far, DeWyze and Andrew Garcia represent our favorite male semifinlists on the show. Below, you can listen to a single by the former and judge his chances on American Idol.

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It's a big day for superstitious TV fans.

Despite the efforts of the morons at PETA, Punxsutawney Phil will prognosticate on the winter later this morning; while Lost will premiere its sixth and final season.

But it's also a big day for one of the most underrated singers on the planet: Shakira turns 33!

Because her hips don't lie, we must also be honest with readers when it comes to this artist. She's ridiculously talented. Shakira has won a pair of Grammy Awards, eight Latin Grammys and even received a Golden Globe nomination.

Moreover, Shakira started the Pies Descalzos Foundation, which subsidizes education and builds schools in the star's home country of Colombia.

For her humanitarian efforts and a dancing style that makes monks drool, we encourage readers to send in their birthday wishes to Shakira today...

Shakira Picture
Shakira Fashion

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Late last week, Selena Gomez appeared on Ryan Seacrest's radio show.

Shockingly, she didn't pimp out any babies. Instead, she simply gushed about a friend.

“One of my favorite stories with Taylor Swift was when I was going through a very hard breakup," Selena told listeners. "She came to my house at 10:30 at night and knocked on my door. I opened it, and she had two big bags of junk food, cookies, Snickers and soda."

“She put it on the table, put her laptop on, we made a video, and she told me that now we could look forward to breakups, since we know the other one will get us junk food!”

That may be the cutest story we've ever heard. Let's hope Swift doesn't require the same treatment, though, if her rumored relationship with Cory Monteith sours.

Beloved Swift

Overall, Selena concluded about her pal: “She’s very sweet.  I feel very lucky to have her in my life."

Of course, there's another Taylor in Gomez's life. What does she think of Twilight Saga stud Taylor Lautner?

"[He's amazing]. He is so awesome... I love Lautner!”

Selena isn't exactly alone in that opinion. Far from it.

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Yes, Nick Jonas has embarked on a solo career.

But, no, the adorable mop head is not finished recording with his brothers.

Those are the main points covered by the singer in the latest issue of Teen Vogue. Below, while posing a few adorable shots of Nick, we summarize the rest of his interview...

On fronting his own band: Songs were pouring out of me. I've been wanting to do this for three years.

On love: I want someone to love me for my passion for music. It's all I've ever thought about.

On the future of The Jonas Brothers: I promise you, the trio is intact.

On Broadway: Broadway had a big part in my realizing that I wanted to make music a career. I'd love to go back.

Sounds like an intelligent, grounded, well-spoken guy. Aren't you sad you let him get away, Miley Cyrus?

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Note to Larry Birkhead: the baby pimping bar has been raised to a new level. Will you meet it?

To do so, Anna Nicole Smith's baby daddy will need to bring his young child on to a radio show and then act as if he's doing it just to see a pal.

That's what Kourtney Kardashian actually did yesterday, lugging newborn Mason Dash Disick to the studio for Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show.

"How cute is baby Mason?!" Seacreast asked, happily playing the role of enabler to one of the stars of a series he producers. "Is baby ready to feed? He's looking for your breast."

Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian accompanied their exploitive sisiter to the show, as Kourtney wrote on her blog: "I take Mason everywhere with me. We had to stop in and surprise Ryan!"

Of course they did. The show is televised, after all. Can little Mason say photo op?!?

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Warning: The following post contains a couple Lost spoilers.

If you wish to head into tonight's season six premiere completely fresh, go read about the insanity of Tila Tequila. Otherwise, read on to learn about when you might see Matthew Fox again.

Short answer: never.

"I won't be doing any more television," the actor told Us Weekly. "I've done two six-year shows, about 300 hours of television. I'm done with that."

The man that made Dr. Jack Shepard into an iconic figure says his family will move to Oregon and "I'm either going to make movies with filmmakers I want to work with or I'll be doing something else entirely."

As for spoilers more related to the greatest show in TV history? ABC has released the first Lost promo that shows new footage from the drama. Watch below and comment on what you're most looking forward to this season:

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