Hilton Hater

Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

I'm so glad you're my girl/I'll do anything 4 UCall U every night/And give U flowers 2I thank the Lord 4 U/And think about U all the timeI ask him everyday/That you'll 4-ever B mine

Sadly, Color Me Badd singer Bryan Abrams has forgotten the message from his group's chart-topping 1991 single, "All 4 Love."

Posted in: Celebrity Scandals

According to Women's Health, Brooklyn Decker has the best bikini body on the planet. We challenge any warm-blooded male to disagree with this fact.

Similarly, that publication's partner magazine has released a poll with an obvious result: Kellan Lutz possesses the hottest beach body of any man in 2010.

Posted in: Kellan Lutz

Selena Gomez turns 18 today, which means we know what the singer/actress is up to:

Purchasing tobacco and pornography and boning up on political facts so she can vote in this fall's election.

Posted in: Selena Gomez

Wanna see something funny? Show these Women's Health poll results to Kim Kardashian, and then watch her scream, panic, chug six gallons of QuickTrim and sit on the toilet for the next week.

That magazine has crowned Brooklyn Decker as 2010's Best Bikini Body, with Kim coming in all the way at number-10.

Posted in: Brooklyn Decker

Christina Applegate is expecting her first child.

The actress and breast cancer survivor has confirmed that she and fiance Martyn Lenoble will soon be parents. The couple dated for two years before getting engaged on Valentine's Day.

Posted in: Christina Applegate

Teresa Giudice should send a muffin basket to Danielle Staub.

Granted, these two Real Housewives of New Jersey despise each other and went at it angrily enough for the police to be called on them last week - but Staub's antics have distracted viewers from focusing on Giudice's significant problems, which boil down to this:

Posted in: Celebrity Scandals