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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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We don't give Miley Cyrus credit often, but we can say this about the 17-year old: she deleted her Twitter account and never looked back.

She's also not clinically insane.

The same can't be said about Tila Tequila, who claimed to have quit the social networking service on Monday (because it's the "MOST HATEFUL, DEVIL WORSHIPPERS, RACIST, AND VIOLENT COMMUNITY THAT I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED"), only to fire it back up today.

She wrote:

"Damn Twitter was f***ing BORING without me huh? I would be bored as hell if I were U and I wasn't on twitter anymore! hahhaha jk xox."

That sure is a funny joke. Almost as funny as lying about a pregnancy.

Tila Tweet

That 1 day has arrived... God help us all.

Because Tila is committed to a mental asylum in the near future, we can only hope to her followers, she continued to Tweet about her return:

"Did ya;ll miss me?? I see all the OG's here! YAY! No more filthy haters and Media peeps following! So many famew****s on my tail & would do ANYTHING to get fame by name dropping me! LOSERS!"

Well, she asked. Now it's time to answer: Are you glad Tequila is back on Twitter? Did you miss her?

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Following days of mixed reports - is she in rehab? is she back on drugs? is she just recovering from an illness? - Brooke Mueller has decided to set the record straight.

In the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Charlie Sheen's troubled wife simply says: “There are so many lies out there."

Hi, Brooke Mueller!

Here's the truth, according to Brooke's mom, Moira Fiore: On January 20, her daughter was taken to the hospital due to a fever/infection caused by the removal of her wisdom teeth. Speculation that Mueller had been drinking too much are nonsense.

“The infections and pneumonia are what caused the shutting down of her organs,” Fiore said. “Brooke was very sick.”

On January 26, Brooke checked herself into Two Dreams in North Carolina, a facility that helps people recover from grave illnesses. Sources clamed she had relapsed with cocaine, as some even alleged she had drugs delivered to her in the ICU.

Total BS, Fiore says.

“This is ridiculous! There were tubes down her throat — how in the world would anyone in this position do drugs?”

We're not sure if pointing to Brooke's mere physical incapacity is the best defense, but point taken. In conclusion, Mueller's mom has her grandchildren in mind.

"She would never put her boys at risk," Fiore said.

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The Women's Media Center is not the only organization angry at CBS for approving the controversial Tim Tebow Super Bowl commercial that espouses an anti-abortion viewpoint.

A singing group called the South Florida Raging Grannies has a message for the network, one we can't print on this family website. Check it out below:

Regardless of where you stand on abortion, let's give Tebow a break:

Based on his evaluation by pro scouts, this is likely the only chance he'll ever have to actually star on Super Bowl Sunday.

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As shocking as it may seem, Casey Johnson did not kill herself in order to get away from Tila Tequila.

Instead, the Los Angeles coroner has confirmed that the heiress died of natural causes. He specifically cited "diabetic ketoacidosis" (a condition caused by a shortage of insulin) as the cause of death.

Johnson, Casey

The daughter of the Johnson & Johnson founder, who suffered from severe diabetes since her youth, was found dead on January 4.

Police reportedly discovered hypodermic needles in her home and suspect Casey partied the night before she died, neglecting to take her insulin.

Since then, Tequila and Courtenay Semel have given numerous interviews, clearly exploiting Johnson's death and even publicizing a sex tape she made years ago. It's been utterly shamless on their part.

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Has Reese Witherspoon found a new man?

The Academy Award winner dined with agent Jim Toth at a Santa Monica restaurant last week, multiple sources confirm. Toth works at Hollywood's Creative Artists Agency.

The pair reportedly settled into a corner table at the establishment and "were very flirtatious throughout dinner," said a witness. "They were having a lot of fun, totally getting along and laughing and talking the whole dinner. Reese seemed very happy. She was smiling all dinner. The mood was upbeat and really good."

Witherspoon is the mother of two. She broke up with Jake Gyllenhaal in December.

After long meal, this burgeoning couple walked outside and said goodbye around 11 p.m.

"Reese reached around his neck and pulled him close for a hug," said an onlooker. "They kissed bye on the cheek – but it was a very friendly goodbye."

If we know what he means!

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Now we know why Alex Meraz is a member of the Wolfpack in New Moon: the guy isn't afraid to bare his fangs.

In August of 2009, the actor threw down the shirtless gauntlet to Taylor Lautner, challenging his status at the hottest hunk in the Twilight Saga.

Now, Meraz has stirred up controversy by playing the role of movie critic: last night, he Tweeted his disdain for the upcoming film Valentine's Day, which stars Lautner, Taylor Swfit, Jennifer Garner, Jessica Biel, Julia Roberts and other A-listers.

"Sorry Taylor but the movie 'valentines day" looks lame and desperate it cries out 'look we have all the biggest starz in 1movie pleez watch!'

Smoldering

Realizing that he may have jeopardized his future big screen career, and having not actually seen the movie, Meraz backtracked just an hour later. He wrote:

"P.S. it has nothing to do with the talented actors in the movie I just don't like the producer & Directors 'get rich quick skeem' nuff said."

Well, Alex, we don't like your kindergarten-level of spelling, but you don't see us publicly calling you out on that, do you?

Watch the Valentine's Day trailer now and let us know: Will you be seeing this romantic comedy?

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While NASCAR is a popular sport, it's often ridiculed for a number of reasons:

All anyone actually does is turn left over and over; the cars do more work than the drivers; no one in the crowd is sober.

Understandably, fans of the sport take exception to these taunts, but they might have trouble defending NASCAR against the following piece of ridiculous news:

Kim Kardashian is now featured on a car.

Set to run during the Shelby American NASCAR Sprint Cup Series, the vehicle is sponsored by Sephora. It's pink, it's number is 36 (not 69?!?) and it's more proof that Kim loves to ride on something hard that goes fast...

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On her official blog, Kardashian wrote: I can't believe I actually have my own NASCAR racing car!

Neither can we, Kim. Neither can we.

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It sounds like Dancing with the Stars is about to become Bouncing with the Breasts.

Sources have confirmed to Radar Online that Pamela Anderson will compete on the new season of this ABC competition. It premieres on March 22.

“Pam is thrilled. She really wanted to do the show and the show thought it was a great idea,” said an insider, who refrained from commenting on whether or not ABC would air the series on a 27-second delay, in anticipation of all impending wardrobe malfunctions.

Pam Anderson

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Earlier this week, Anderson hosted a fashion show that was only attended by 20 people. She also looked like this at the event.

What do you think of her addition to the Dancing with the Stars cast? ABC will announce the celebrities competing on the new season during the March 1 season finale of The Bachelor. If Pamela is chosen, the debate will begin:

Which is more fake, her breasts or Jake Pavelka's love for rumored winner Vienna Girardi?

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Might Jon Stewart and Bill O'Reilly debate about President Nick Jonas someday?

Last summer, the singer joked about running for the highest office in the world. He's even named his new band "The Administration." All random, fun talk, right?

Maybe not.

In a new interview, Jonas was once again asked about his political aspirations and said: “I think it started off as a joke, but now I feel it’s becoming a bit more serious and starting my campaign now. It would be fun to be president. We’ll see what happens."

If he runs on a platform of good hair and promise rings, Nick might actually win.

Perhaps even more buzz-worthy than his possible Presidential run, Jonas also talked about his rumored relationship with Selena Gomez. The pair were spotted at dinner together this week.

“I try to keep it a bit to myself and keep it a bit private,” he said. “We always try to find time to go out and hang out with people we enjoy spending time with and as far as that future of that relationship goes, I will keep that to myself for right now.”

Sounds perfectly fair and mature. But doesn't sound like a denial, either, does it?

Below, you can check out Jonas and his band performing on yesterday's Ellen DeGeneres show.

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Darn you, American Idol!

We work so hard to remain numb during the early audition episodes of this show, as Fox aims to tug at heart strings more than impress viewers with actual vocal talent.

While the singers and their skills will be on full display next week in Hollywood, these editions of the competition are typically reserved for joke acts (see Platt, Larry) and emotional backstories that leave us rolling our eyes like Katy Perry.

But Didi Benami broke down our cynical exteriors last night.

During her audition, the Los Angeles native burst out in tears at the memory of a friend that passed away four years ago. When asked by Kara if she wanted this badly, the beautiful blonde simply lost it.

Fortunately, Didi could also carry a major tune. She impressed judges with a rendition of "Hey Jude" and received unanimous approval for Hollywood. She's also rumored to be a semifinalist.

Benami plays the guitar and attended Belmont University. The Hebrew definition of her real first name (Vered) means "rose."

Watch Didi's audition below and chime in: Were you moved by this singer's performance and her backstory?

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