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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Over the weekend, when asked by E! News about Casey Johnson's funeral, Tila Tequila (shockingly) made the event all about herself. She said:

"I don't want to talk about the funeral. I wasn't allowed to go and I am so upset. I can't sleep and I am on suicide watch."

Fortunately, it sounds as though the attention-starved blogger is no longer in danger of slitting her wrists. She's moved on, as evidenced by a series of Tweets she posted last night.

Unusually Serious

We really can't do her apology to God, nor her vow to be happy in honor of Johnson, justice. So we'll let Tequila take it from here...

  • 1st I would like to Apologize to GOD for feeling vindictive. It's tough right now, but I'm better than that. So I apologize God. Never again
  • Wow I feel A LOT better now! No point in wasting negative energy on negative people. It gets you NOWHERE!
  • So tired of drama. YOU GUYS READY FOR THE "OLD" TILA BACK??? Cuz I'm back & I love POSITIVE THINGS!
  • Ok I LOVEEEEEE feeling this happy again! YAYY I MISSED FEELING THIS WAY SOOOOO MUCH! WEEEE! Can u give me 3 more minutes 2 enjoy this? hehe
  • Umm excuse me to the happy cockblockers! My Wifey would NOT want to constantly see me sad. She wants to see me HAPPY! So now I will do that!
  • Naw I've had a very long long past few weeks. Me tired. Me going to sleep now. Good news tomorrow ok? me go bye bye zzzzzz is that mean? lol

We're glad Tila is feeling better, but bummed this may mean the end to her Twitter war with Perez Hilton.

Below, watch a hilarious video that recounts how these two losers have been at public odds with one another.

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Miley Cyrus is growing up.

The singer/actresss will soon depart Hannah Montana; she's moving in with her boyfriend; and she apparently just started dressing herself.

While the first two items listed may not be a problem, Miley clearly needs help with her wardrobe. Paging mother Tish!

Cyrus stepped out in public this weekend in cowboy boots, torn jeans and a strange, shredded shirt. You'd think her Sex and the City 2 cameo would have taught the star something about fashion...

  • Total Mess
  • From the Backside

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As notable, harsh critics of Miley Cyrus, we'll refrain from saying anything else and just leave it up to our readers.

What do you think of Miley's outfit?

 

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The future for Jay Leno is unclear. But the present for NBC is obvious:

The network is a complete and utter mess.

Confirming rumors and admitting that its experiment to air a talk show at 10 p.m. every night of the week was a failure, NBC has canceled the primetime Jay Leno Show, effective February 12. Sad chairman Jeff Gaspin over the weekend:

"While it was performing at acceptable levels for the network, it did not meet our affiliates' needs, and we realized we had to make a change. My goal right now is to keep Jay, Conan [O'Brien] and Jimmy [Fallon] as part of our late-night lineup."

Good luck with that, Jeff. Our goal is to sleep with Megan Fox, Blake Lively and Carrie Underwood in the same month.

Gaspin has proposed "that The Jay Leno Show move to 11:35, The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien move to 12:05 and Late Night with Jimmy Fallon would then start at 1:05."

O'Brien holds the key to this lineup switch, but he'd be positively insane to remain at a network that's treated him with such disrespect. Fox has already expressed interest in the red-haired comedian.

As for Jimmy Fallon... well, no one cares about Jimmy Fallon.

Tell us: whose humor do you prefer? Whose 11:35 p.m. team are you on?

 

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For Kendra Wilkinson, speaking to reporters from her hospital room the day she gave birth wasn't enough.

Neither was posing on the cover of a tabloid and focusing on her diet as much as her newborn baby.

The reality TV star and former Playmate had to continue cashing in on motherhood by plastering photos of herself, her son and her husband all over the latest issue of OK! Weekly.

Hugh Hefner's one-tie sex toy spoke to the magazine about her new life and the man at the center of it. A few excerpts follow:

On Hank Baskett:"Hank is the man. He makes sure we're taken care of, and he gives us so much love. He's perfect."

On holding her son for the first time: "I started crying. I was like, 'Oh my God, it's the happiest day of my life!' I was just in heaven."

On changes to her world: “A whole new life just started for u. I’m still going to be me, though. I’m at a place now where I can have fun but not go overboard. I’m a lot more responsible now. I’m a mom!”

Baby and a Weight

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Forget The Vampire Diaries or The Twilight Saga.

It's now clear where you can find the hottest guys on the planet: at the Oheka Castle in Huntington, New York.

Kevin Jonas tied the knot there last month; and a report in The New York Post this week claims Derek Jeter will marry Minka Kelly there this November.

Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly Picture

Are Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter set to take the plunge together?

An undercover reporter spotted a listing for "JETER wedding" on the calendar on that date, but sales manager Rick Bellando told her a celebrity would never use his real name in this kind of situation.

Why else might the rumor be false?

  • Neither Jeter nor Kelly is from Long Island;
  • Jeter will likely be busy with a parade through New York City and other post-World Series victory celebrations around that time;
  • After the troubles that have followed around Tiger Woods, would the George Clooney of professional sports really settle down before his playing days are over??

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Adam Lambert may have had a few issues with ABC recently, but there's one television network that is happy to welcome the American Idol runner-up to its headquarters:

Fuse TV.

The singer will appear on that channel's On the Record tomorrow night. We've gotten a sneak peek at his interview and posted excerpts from it below:

On middle school: “[It] was kind of an isolated time. I mean the only social outlet I really had was theater and that was one day a week. I was in a children's theater group on Saturdays and that was really my social group. That was the one place where I felt like there were other kids like me.”

On coming out as gay: “It’s funny …This whole thing, talking about coming out. I don’t even think about it anymore until all of this started happening with my career. And it’s interesting now, because I am open and visible. I suppose it is important to talk about it, but the past eight or nine years of my life I haven’t thought twice about it, it’s just who I am.”

Talking to the Press

It sounds like Oprah Winfrey fans will soon hear a lot more from Lambert, as well.

For a look at his Fuse TV interview, follow this article's jump.

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Charlie Sheen has returned to the place where he feels most comfortable.

No, it's not a bar full of prostitutes. It's the set of his hit sitcom Two and a Half Men.

How has the troubled actor, who is due in court next month on charges of domestic abuse against wife Brooke Mueller, holding up?

"He is doing as well as he can under the circumstances," producer Chuck Lorre told E! News. "Charlie is a consummate professional and... he was 1000 percent there for us from the first moment when we started shooting and it was a great night for us... Charlie was just terrific."

Lorre added that the show's production schedule will remain the same and that the live audience during the taping was "incredibly supportive" of Sheen.

As for Lorre's boss, CBS President Nina Tassler said:

"We're being very sensitive to the fact that this is a very personal and private matter for Charlie. There's been no impact on the network right now. The show is proceeding along its regular production schedule. It's a wonderful show and right now it is business as usual."

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In case your Internet connection has been broken over the last few days, we'll quickly bring you up to speed:

Casey Johnson passed away on January 4. She was reportedly engaged to Tila Tequila, who has spent the last week blogging, Tweeting and calling out the family of her deceased girlfriend.

Based on these actions, the talentless, attention-mongering reality star has come under fire for exploiting Johnson's death in the name of publicity.

Her response to these accusations? She never asked to be in the news and everyone is just jealous. We'll let Tila, via her latest blog entry, take it from here...

I didn't ask for this, but I guess it comes with the territory, and as for the people constantly talking shit about me, calling me names, you know what?  You're just the jealous ones who have nothing better to do with your lives.

I may have grown up from a poor family, but at least one thing they taught me was hard work, manners, and treating others the way you want to be treated.  I love people, I love my fans, and I am an all around pretty much an old fashioned Southern Gal from Texas.

Clothed Tila

As for those scantily-clad photos that Tequila posed for, just days after Casey died? Come on. The photographers were being really nice!

"Some paparazzi's can be really nice," she wrote, butchering the English language worse than she's butchered the public's sympathy for her. "Like the ones who showed up at my house and that's why I let them take pics of me and was being nice back."

Tila's overall message? Be nice to me and I'll pose seductively for you. Otherwise, you're just jealous.

Anyone out there got a message for her?

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In light of her recent, extreme weight loss - largely due to her lack of a soul after selling it to QuickTrim for a few bucks - Kim Kardashian is hearing criticism from fans.

They all wanna know: What happened to that sexy, curvy woman that served as a role model to heavier females around the world?!?

Kim is finally addressing such talk. Appearing on Atlanta's Q100 yesterday, she insisted she isn't really that thin, saying:

"I don't have a problem telling people, 'Hey, look, I have cellulite!' I do everything I can in my power to fix it. I never said cellulite was cute. But I have it. I embrace it, I'm okay with it!"

That doesn't appear to be the case in Kim and sister Khloe's latest QuickTrim ad. The two look positively skeletal.

Another Bikini Photo

Continuing to defend her figure and her belief system, Kim added:

"You look heavier when you're on TV, so it's better to get [your weight] down... The weight I'm at now is the perfect weight for me. I'm still extremely curvy."

Before, Kardashian claims, "I just wasn't comfortable in a bikini." Hmmm... we have some serious photographic evidence to the contrary. Kim was likely comfortable with making money off these images.

How do you prefer your Kim Kardashian: Curvy or skinny?

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We hope Tila Tequila is taking a 30-second break from Tweeting and actually reading THG right now. Listen up, crazy girl:

Nicky Hilton did not kill Casey Johnson's dogs. They are alive and well, as sources tell TMZ Elvis and Zoe were "taken to a veterinarian in Los Angeles for full checkups and were then released to the [Johnson] family."

  • Nicky H.
  • Mourning Tila

Tila Tequila, please calm down about those supposedly suffering dogs now. And put on some clothes.

A few days ago, Tila called the police when Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips came over to take the puppies away. Tequila has since Tweeted non-stop about how Casey's two friends were planning on putting the canines to sleep.

But there's now proof that the animals are alive. After the aforementioned checkup, Hilton Tweeted: "Hope this clears up all the rumors."

It does. We apologize to readers for wasting their time over this nonsense.

We know you'd prefer to read about Morgan Christie, Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend. Please go do so.

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