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Hilton Hater

I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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When Ray J plowed Kim Kardashian on tape, we all assumed the aspiring hip hop artist was simply trying to make a name for himself.

But might Ray J have had another motive? Could he have been proving to the world that he's capable of maintaining an erection around the opposite sex?

That's what Monica Danger has implied. The former For the Love of Ray J finalist went on record last week with a startling revelation, one that would rock VH1 reality programming to its very core: Ray J is gay.

"Ray, I love you, I respect you, but you are selling me everywhere," Danger confusingly said, outing the singer and even naming his boyfriend: "Ray J’s lover of years is Young Buck."

Of course, Danger - who's been hospitalized for mental problems and recently lost custody of her daughter as a result - has about as much credibility as Tila Tequila.

Therefore, we might need to side with Ray J when he said in response to this accusation:

"I still got love for Danger, that’s one of my peoples. But I didn’t return her calls for the last 2-3 weeks, so she threatened to say ‘I’m going to tell people you’re gay!’ She went along and actually did it! I’m not gay, but I got love for gay people because I work with gay people... girls and dudes. I’m comfortable with my sexuality."

Anyone that watched Kim Kardashian Superstar is well aware of that! So are the walking STDs that exchange bodily fluids with Ray J on a weekly basis, as filmed by VH1 and evidenced below:

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Earlier this week, Jessica Biel scaled Mt. Kilimanjaro.

No matter what you think of the actress' skills or her seemingly dour public demeanor, this is an astounding accomplishment, one undertaken to draw attention to the global water crisis.

Despite the feat and the message, though, Biel can't climb above the celebrity gossip fray. As soon as she (and Emile Hirsch and Isabel Lucas) reached the top of the mountain, new reports surfaced that her relationship with Justin Timberlake was over.

  • JT Pic
  • Biel

There's not much to the latest rumor. It's being spread by Hollyscoop.com, which simply states Timberlake had planned on accompanying Biel on her trip to Africa. Alas, he did not.

So, where is the sexy singer? In Jackson Hole, Wyoming, sources say. What does this prove about his relationship with Jessica? Nothing.

This isn't the first time insiders have claimed this pair is no longer together. In September, reports linked JT to Rihanna, a dream hook-up that never came close to materializing.

Is it really so difficult to believe that Justin and Jessica are simply a normal, boring couple? Must "journalists" continue to create controversy between the two, simply because there's no actual public drama to write about?

Sadly, it seems that way.

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While Conan O'Brien fans continues to express outrage and disbelief over the way the The Tonight Show host has been treated, Jimmy Kimmel is making his allegiance clear.

The comedian parodied the ridiculous mess of a late-night situation NBC has dug itself into by dressing up as Jay Leno last night and taking a few shots at his rival joke teller.

Kimmel, whose Jimmy Kimmel Live airs on ABC, joked that Leno was taking over everyone's program. Check out the clip below and then respond: Was this over the line?

After all, it's not Jay's fault that NBC is operated by people dumber than Paris Hilton. It's unclear what the network was ever thinking when it put Leno on primetime; nor are the reasons for his move back to 11:35 p.m. crystal clear right now.

What is clear: O'Brien is a funny, classy individual that won't be a part of the NBC family for much longer. We wish him the best of luck in all future endeavors.

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As NBC has counted down the days until this week's third season of Chuck, it's used the tagline: No More Mr. Nice Spy.

Caitlin Crosby knows what the network means.

Timberlake and Biel Photo

Show star Zachary Levi dumped his girlfriend of two years years on Saturday night, a day before "his big NBC premiere aired," a friend tells Us Weekly.

The actor and the singer had just returned from a supposedly "great vacation," the source added, in Turks and Caicos and Puerto Rico and Crosby never saw it coming. Seems like Levi went to Joe Jonas Break-Up School.

The source added that Levi explained his reasoning by telling his long-time love "it was bad timing and if God brings them together in the future it's meant to be." But this pal isn't buying it:

"Guess he thinks he's too big a star now... [Caitlin] is heartbroken, but she is already writing great songs about it."

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Channing Tatum is featured in the latest issue of Details.

Inside the magazine, the actors opens up about two important stories from his life:

  1. His diagnosis of depression.
  2. The time he burned his penis.

We'll let the G.I. Joe star and husband of Jenna Dewan explain each one...

On depression: “The longer I took Dexedrine, the worse I felt. It sucked all the personality from me. I’d get depressed. I would think suicidal – I was never personally suicidal, but I could see how some kids were, how they’d be, like, I can’t take this anymore.”

On burning his penis: “It was the most painful thing I have ever experienced in my life... I’ve been to the hospital, gotten stitches, had broken fingers and toes. But this was a suffocating kind of pain... Now my penis is fantastic! One hundred percent recovered. Put me back in the game, Coach.”

Based on the following photo spread, many women would probably love to take it to the hole, fire it into their strike zone or run an end around... if you know what we mean!

  • Tatum In Details
  • On a Hog
  • Channing Tatum Image
  • Handsome

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For months, it was the question on everyone's mind: Is Kristen Stewart dating Michael Angarano or Robert Pattinson?

That answer appears to be clear, as reports of a Robsten romance are rampant at this point.

Fortunately, Angarano appears to have finally moved on from the Twilight Saga actress. Sources now link Michael to former Arrested Development star Alia Shawkat.

Witnesses have told Life & Style that the pair cozied up to each other at a club in Los Angeles this weekend.

"At first Michael and Alia just sat next to each other and didn't seem terribly intimate," the insider said. "But as time went on Michael was leaning in to her and always made sure that he was touching her or brushing her arm."

Alia Shawkat

Michael and Kristen dated for almost four years, but their relationship sourced as Stewart started to film Twilight and fell victim to Pattinson's sheer dreaminess.

Shawkat, meanwhile, actually has a role in Stewart's upcoming film The Runaways. She reportedly "sat closer to Michael, and they were more intimate and physical" as the aforementioned night went on, an onlooker said. In heart-racing conclusion:

"He was touching her a lot."

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If it's possible to be classy, funny and bitter all at the same time, Conan O'Brien has pulled it off.

The comedian has released a lengthy statement in which he essentially resigns from NBC, following the network's decision to yank The Tonight Show's customary 11:35 p.m. time slot out from underneath him.

Out of respect for O'Brien, we've published the entire letter below. We hope NBC goes out of business...

“People of Earth: In the last few days, I’ve been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I’ve been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I’ve been absurdly lucky. That said, I’ve been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

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Is it cold in here? Or is it NBC's treatment of Conan O'Brien?

“Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future.

It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

“But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Continue Reading...

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Tila Tequila has been very, very, very, very, very busy Tweeting.

Somehow, though, in between bitter, nonsensical messages aimed at Casey Johnson's friends and family, Tila has found time to start her own record label. Seriously.

Well, seriously if you believe a word Tila Tequila writes and says. On her official blog, this is how the certifiable nut job explains her latest endeavor:

I am EXTREMELY excited to announce that now have my very own RECORD LABEL!!!!!!! It's just called "TILA TEQUILA RECORDS" because that name is trademarked already so I might as well use it for the Record Label too!  For a long time I have been trying to get this up and going since the beginning of this year and now it's FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!  IT is OFFICIAL!  Tila Tequila has her own record label "TILA TEQUILA RECORDS!"

Twitting Twit

Why should you choose this label over pretty much any other option? Tila lists a few reasons:

  • A new artist signed at a "Major Record Label" is about 90% likely to "end up miserable and broke" because the album will never be released and/or promoted.
  • Tila will "INSTANTLY, literally give you overnight fame."
  • She won't take any commission off your record sales.
  • YOU WILL BECOME A MAJOR SUPERSTAR FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "SUPERSTAR!"
  • Tequila is "a young, hot, sexy biatch who is relentless and passionate in what she does!"
  • Artists under Tila's label will accompany her on tours around the world and receive free first class trips. She will set them up with personalized merchandise and YouTube channels that make money.

In the end, Tequila writes "I am the new P.DIDDY except I'm in my 20's, FEMALE, and BOSS BITCH!"

So... what are you waiting for, aspiring singers? Forget American Idol auditions. Forget local club or bar performances. You wanna make it big? Tila is just a website away!

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How hot are the Megan Fox pictures that comprise this actress' latest Armani ad campaign?

So hot that we made up our own acronym for them in the headline above. Can you guess what it stands up?

Time is up! It's: Oh My F-ckin God She's Hot.

Forgive our lack of creativity on that one. We've been too busy drooling over the photos below to think straight. Save us here, Giorgio Armani, and state the obvious about why you chose Fox as a model:

"Megan is young and sexy and has a lot of spirit. Both Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans are all about a youthful attitude, making her the perfect choice for the collections."

Right. That's what it is. Megan's spirit is the reason we can't stop staring at the pics below...

In Underwear
  • For Armani
  • Hottie for Hire
  • In a Bra

Click on each photo above to enlarge... and enjoy, fellas!

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Thank goodness. The nation can finally let out a collective sigh of relief.

Over 20 years ago, Mark Gastineau - the former New York Jets star and father of talentless socialite Brittny Gastineau - left wife Lisa for actress Brigitte Nielsen. The new couple had a son, the half-brother Brittny never knew...

Kim and Brittny Shopping

... until last week! Through a series of connections and phone number exchanges, she had dinner with the man, the myth and the legend: Killian Marcus Gastineau.

"It was very weird and surreal," Gastineau told People of the meal, which was organized after her mother ran into Nielsen at Ivana Trump's wedding. "I didn't cry. I'm too tough to cry. But we hugged, we talked about old stories."

Killian lives overseas and doesn't speak English, but Brittny lied and said "he watched Gastineau Girls in Italy, so he knew what I looked like."

We're pretty sure no one watched Gastineau Girls in America.

Does Brittny wish to meet Killian again? Come on. Did her BFF Kim Kardashian get penetrated by Ray J on video?!?

"It's kind of hard to know someone in just one dinner, so I'm definitely going to stay in touch with him," she said. "But I'm going to have to learn Italian!"

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