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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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He isn't exactly making people forget about Robert Pattinson just yet.

But Ian Somerhalder continues to receive rave reviews for his role as Damon Salvatore on The Vampire Diaries.

One part evil, one part sarcastic and all parts hot, Somerhalder's work on The CW hit is a major reason it's been picked up for an entire season.

In an interview with August Man, the actor says Damon is his ideal role. The former model also talks about his transition from modeling to acting, which has clearly gone well.

But don't get Ian wrong: he still knows how to strike a pose. These photos from the magazine are evidence of that:


August Man Pic

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Ali Lohan is 15. She's too young to drive, vote, purchase tobacco products and fight in a war.

But, relax, people. Lindsay Lohan says her sister is perfecetly capable of partying late into the night. This is coming from someone who certainly knows what it takes to do that.

"She's tougher than I am," Lindsay told Life & Style. "She has a good head on her shoulders. Maybe it was different for me because I didn't know what to expect and it just happened really fast. I didn't have a big sister."

That's true. Fortunately for Ali, she has a big sister that can teach her exactly how to snort cocaine, vomit from drinking and get behind the wheel of a car when it's wholly illegal and dangerous to try.

  • Old Lohan
  • Young and Stupid

Lindsay added that Ali will "go home early" if her sister wants to stay out late.

It's a good thing, too. Ali Lohan is home-schooled. She can't sleep in and miss out on lessons from mother Dina that include: How to Pose for Tabloid Covers and Crotch Shots 101.

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Life isn't fair, ladies, we know.

Marge Simpson is featured in this month's Playboy - and she's naked.

Alina Puscau is also photographed for the issue - without any clothing on.

Meanwhile, French actor Gilles Marini poses for the same magazine, yet is covered in layers of clothing. We do have good news surrounding this stud, however:

He still looks good in the pictorial; and he's often shirtless during his current, extended run on ABC's Brothers & Sisters. Both those facts will have to suffice for now.

Ogle away at Marini below, female readers. Take as long as you like...

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  • Gilles Marini in Playboy

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When forever ends, a new legend begins...

So teases the New Moon trailer below, which will start airing across television networks this week.

In the Jacob-centric preview, Bella's BFF transforms into a werewolf and lunges at Edward (Robert Pattinson). As a result, Bella must step between the two men in her life.

Also included below are scenes from the wolfpack's attack on vampires Victoria and Laurent, as Jacob tells Bella: "We only kill who we're trying to protect you from."

But that doesn't include Edward... does it? Movie goers will find out on November 20.

Taylor Lautner, as Jacob, is actually featured far more prominently in the film than Pattinson's Edward. But co-star Jackson Rathbone told MTV this month that viewers won't be disappointed.

"I think people are going to be really blown away by his performance," he said. "You have these great moments that Jacob just completely is winning over Bella. And it's just beautiful to see it."

We can't wait to see for ourselves.

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David Boreanaz stars on the Fox hit Bones.

However, it's the act of inappropriate boning that has him in the news today.

According to Star magazine, the actor was carrying on an affair for months with Rachel Uchitel, even while wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant! She gave birth to daughter Bardot six weeks ago.

Uchitel reportedly ended the relationship two weeks later; which must have been difficult to do because sources say things were hot and very heavy between her and Boreanaz.

“David would walk in the door, and they’d have sex right away,” said an anonymous insider somehow privy to this information. “He told her, ‘Every time I have sex with you is like the first time.’”

Rachel Uchitel

Meanwhile, if you think the Brooke Hundley and Steve Phillips' affair was shady, you'll love the following tidbit.

The tabloid claims that Boreanaz was texting his girlfriend while wife Jaime was giving birth on August 31!

“He was on the phone with Rachel, giving updates,” said a source, who added that even Uchitel was turned off by this behavior. “That grossed [Rachel] out, because she felt that should have been private.”

We'd have to agree. Seriously. One must draw the line somewhere.

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While Kourtney Kardashian continues to make headlines for having unprotected sex with her shady boyfriend, her sisters are causing quite a stir for announcing their plans to eventually pro-create, as well.

Kim Kardashian, for example, covers the latest issue of Life & Style merely because she expressed her desire to eventually have a family.

Now, Lamar Odom has stopped the presses by announcing his plans to have kids with wife Khloe Kardashian... someday. He told Us Weekly last night:

"That's what kings and queens are put on the earth for, to have offspring."

Makes perfect sense to us. Especially considering how positively happy this couple - sorry, Lamar, we mean these members of royalty - looks together:

Unhappy

Adding that he feels "blessed" to have married Kardashian, Odom said:

"My wife is a beautiful person and she looks alright, too! She looks beautiful. I'm lucky!"

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Miley Cyrus claims - heck, she raps! - that she deleted her Twitter account because she wants to keep her private life private.

This may be true, but there's another likely reason why Cyrus is no longer active on the social networking site: it's free. And she's greedy.

After all, why give away your thoughts and opinions for nothing, when you can charge fans $29.95 per year for membership on your blog?!?

Cyrus actually does this. She often updates MileyWorld.com with random musings, but she forces young followers to spend their allowance in order to read her website.

Miley World

We know it's a bad economy, but not even the most attention-starved, money-hungry celebrities out there ask fans to pony up cash in order to access their sites.

Kim Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian and even Spencer Pratt allow free, unlimited browsing of their official blogs. If you wanna make money off the Web, Miley, charge advertisers, not your fans.

Have you no shame?!?

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It takes a lot for us to be on the side of NeNe Leakes.

This is a reality star with no discernible skill set, who will clearly do anything for attention.

But NeNe has discovered the singular way to appeal to anyone with common sense: tell off Michael Lohan.

Featured on The Insider, The Real Housewives of Atlanta star didn't hold anything back during a video spat with Lindsay's destructive, diluted dad.

“You are a toxic parent!” she screamed at the man who recently admonished his daughter in public. “You are a manipulator.”

Lohan, not known for his silence, tact or anything positive, replied:

“I’m not gonna see my daughter die! You have Michael Jackson, you had Heath Ledger, Adam Goldstein. You can go back to John Belushi, Anna Nicole Smith, and even Elvis Presley. It was prescription drugs that killed these people. I’m not gonna watch my daughter die.”

That's true. Instead, he's gonna profit from her dangerous spiral and milk every shot and snort for as much publicity as he can.

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If you think the Volturi is bad, or that the Wolfpack is dangerous, Twilight Saga fans must prepare for the most terrifying villains of all: themselves!

According to reports, followers of the franchise are coming from all ends of the globe to get a glimpse of the cast filming Eclipse in Vancouver, and no one involved in the movie is happy about it.

Totally Shirtless

"Everyone calls them the Vultures," an insider told E! News, referring to disrespectful onlookers. "The cast hates, hates, hates them. The Vultures actually stalk [the cast] - hunt down every set location and hide out in order to record them everywhere they go off set. It's become unmanageable."

Not every fan qualifies as a Vulture, of course. But there's a reason we've seen so few Robert Pattinson pictures these days.

"Literally [Rob and Kristen] have no choice but to stay inside," the source added.

Fortunately, while few on-set pics exist, a number of New Moon stills have been leaked online. Here are the latest:

Click on the photos above to enlarge images of Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart and Ashley Greene from New Moon.

Due to the rush of paparazzi and unruly fans in Vancouver, there's a good chance producers will find a new shooting location for Breaking Dawn.

While those close to the projects are grateful for the support, many fans just gotta chill.

"These kids are just trying to film a damn movie; [we] wish the world could let them," said someone on set.

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Poor Alina Puscau.

The gorgeous model bares it all for Playboy this month, but her pictorial is overshadowed in many ways by Marge Simpson's naked spread in the magazine.

It's gotta be tough to be on dueling covers with a cartoon icon, but Puscau is taking it well. We actually spoke to the Romanian beauty and asked her about this experience:

On posing nude for the first time: I felt very comfortable because it was my boyfriend [director Brett Ratner] taking the pictures.

On Ratner doing the shoot: It was very difficult because he is a director and very demanding and a perfectionist. It was the hardest photo shoot I’ve ever had, but we had a lot of fun as well.

On who is sexier, her or Marge Simpson: Marge Simpson is definitely sexier than me and she has fantastic blue hair.

On other projects: I have an album coming out soon that I recorded in my home country. My single album is called “When you leave” and was produced by the famous DJ Basshunter.

On meeeting Hugh Hefner or his girlfriends: I met Hugh Hefner, but I never met his girlfriends, but I watch them on The Girls Next Door. I love that show.

  • Alina Puscau, Playboy
  • Marge Simpson Nude

It's difficult to compete with someone responsible for a bevy of hilarious The Simpsons quotes, but don't pity Alina Puscau.

Which of these beauties would you prefer to see naked?