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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Let's get one thing straight: Kristen Stewart is not miserable!

She makes that important point in the latest issue of Elle, and she recently shared another reason why she's actually happier than ever: the actress has landed a key new movie role.

"I am very much attached to a movie that has been trying to get made forever... maybe I can just brag a little bit. I am super excited about it, too. I am about to play Marylou in On the Road. So that's a big deal," she told USA Today this week.

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The film will be based on Jack Kerouac's classic 1957 novel, which tells the tale of disaffected members of the Beat Generation.

Garrett Hedland and Sam Riley are also attached to the project.

In other semi-Stewart news: the name Isabella is officially the most popular baby name in the country. This is a clear sign that people love The Twilight Saga, and also might need to seek professional help.

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  • The Real Kristen
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[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

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The fact that Bret Michaels will likely make a full recovery and possibly even return to his tour this summer is amazing.

But here's something even more astounding: the promiscuous rocker has a girlfriend!

Clearly the most patient, understanding woman in the world, Kristi Gibson hasn't stopped caring for Bret despite his televised macking of reality show contestants on VH1. She traveled to the hospital with him on April 21, as Michaels suffered a brain hemorrhage.

"I'm used to being calm, because of the times when his blood sugar has gone low, and if I freak out, he freaks out," Gibson told People.

The mother of Bret's two kids, Kristi detailed the scene in the ambulance that night: "I held his hand and told him, 'It's going to be okay.' Just from his eyes, you could tell how much pain he was in. I wanted to take away that pain so bad."

Michaels has referred to his 16-year, off-and-on relationshop with Gibson as a "positive work on progress." If that's the case, it took a huge leap forward with this incident and her reaction to it.

"In most of our world, Bret's the hero, but in this situation, Kristi was the hero – she saved his life," says Michaels' guitarist and close pal, Pete Evick.

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An anonymous source has confirmed the existence of a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape.

Speaking to OK! Weekly, this insider - who is somehow unaware that Kendra is known solely for getting naked and promoting her personal life - says he was "shocked" to watch the video because it's so "obvious" that Kendra stars in it.

As for what goes down on it (aside from Kendra!), he said: "The tape is an amazing striptease from her, and then at the end of the tape she blows a kiss to the camera.”

[Resisting urge to make a joke about what else she blows...]

Because the tape, which Vivid Entertainment plans to dub Kendra Exposed, is “very, very sexual" and "definitely hot," the source concludes: "It’s going to be a massive seller.”

Meanwhile, more and more evidence points to the fact that Kendra HERSELF made efforts to peddle the tape within the last two years.

RadarOnline.com cites documents that confirm Wilkinson set up a company called Home Run Productions LLC. Its business model was "to acquire and license video rights to material featuring Kendra in intimate situations."

This took place in November 2008, well into her relationship with Hank Baskett and even after the couple's engagement was revealed. Moreover, these papers imply that Kendra has made more than one tape.

Honestly, we don't even blame Kendra for wanting to profit off her own sexual exploits. That's the age in which we live. If she can make serious bank, and use it to support her child, from selling her own video, more power to her. Just don't lie about it.

Don't play the victim card. Play the "I have huge breasts and horny men will pay a lot of money to see me naked, so why not take advantage of their loneliness?" card instead. We'd respect her a lot more if she did.

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Having been away from the business for years, raising her son, Christina Aguilera came back in a major way last week.

She released the video for "Not Myself Tonight," which stirred up controversy over whether it was too sexy and provocative. In other words: it accomplished the exact goal Aguilera had in mind and put her right back on the musical map.

But another controversy has broken out about the single: is it a copycat? Critics allege that Christina has simply stolen her new style and edginess from Lady Gaga in a clear attempt to piggyback off that eccentric singer's success.

To that charge, one Christina fan in particular has a Clueless-like response: AS IF!

In the following video, an Aguilera supporter (with a lot of time on her hands) aims to prove that it's actually the other way around: Gaga has taken her cue from Xtina. Watch and decide for yourself:

Lady Gaga is likely too pissed at Fox to care much about this feud, but you can sound off below. Which artist is the most original?

Whose side are you on?

 

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Finally, Ke$ha will put the dollar sign in her name to good use.

The singer has announced a benefit concert on June 16 in Nashville. All proceeds from the event will go toward rebuilding her hometown, which has seen 21 deaths over the last couple weeks due to extreme flooding and whose flood damages may exceed $1 billion.

"I'm thrilled to announce that I will be playing a show to help benefit Nashville, my hometown," Ke$ha said. "One hundred percent of the profits from ticket sales will go to help the victims of these devastating floods. Nashville helped shape me as an artist and as a person and my love for this city is beyond words.

"I will continue to do anything I can to help rebuild this city and support the families and animals who have been affected by this tragedy."

Go America!

Sounds like Ke$ha is more than an unusual dresser and great kisser. She has it in her to be a solid humanitarian, as well.

Meanwhile, the Country Music Association announced yesterday that half the proceeds from the 2010 CMA Music Festival will go to the Community Foundation of Middle Tennessee for flood relief.

Taylor Swift has also sent out her thoughts and prayers (along with $500,000) to Nashville and its citizens. We encourage readers to donate whatever they can to the Red Cross in the area by visiting Nashvilleredcross.org.

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Get crunked for a good cause with Ke$ha on June 16.

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We know what you're thinking, Twilight Saga fans: enough of Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami! We want to see this actor in the role we've grown to know, love and occasionally injure a lung screaming over!

Wish granted.

Summit Entertainment has released two new photos from Eclipse, both of which feature Pattinson as Edward Cullen. He's conferring with his family in one shot, and on the verge of getting to first base with Bella (Kristen Stewart) in the other.

Eclipse opens nationwide on June 30 and will premiere at the Los Angeles Film Festival on June 24. Remember: THG is your one-stop resource for everything Twilight Saga-related. Enjoy the pics below...

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It's all starting to make sense now.

Kendra Wilkinson is covering the latest issue of OK! Weekly, and taking legal action against Vivid Entertainment, not because she's afraid of her sex tape getting released....

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... but because SHE WANTS TO BE THE PERSON TO RELEASE IT.

Radar Online cites sources who say Kendra has known about the video for years. She reportedly tried to form a company 18 months ago to peddle it herself. That way, she could pocket the cash from its sale and even have final say over edits before it went live (my ass looks better from that angle, dammit!).

Moreover, Wilkinson was working on the sale of her videotaped bedroom romp - which took place in 2005 - even after she was engaged to Hank Baskett.

So, how did Vivid end up with a copy? Most likely, Kendra's efforts fell through. Therefore, she turned to the experts in the sex tape business to release Kendra Exposed, acting dismayed and outraged over this supposed violation of her privacy.

But we in the celebrity gossip world know better. We've been here with Paris Hilton and done that with Kim Kardashian.

The video will get released, Kendra will claim she's an innocent victim - and her bank account will mysteriously increase by six figures soon afterwards.

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Thank goodness.

Following a series of self-created divorce rumors, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott have decided to shoot down the non-talk for good... by renewing their wedding vows!

The couple has pretended to fight on the fifth season of their hit Oxygen show Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood in order to make headlines. But it's scarcely worked, even when Spelling went on the Today show and explained:

"We have our fights. We have our ups and downs. It's a real relationship. Some issues have come up this season, and the cameras were there to catch it. And I'm happy to put that out there to my fans, because we're a normal, relatable couple."

Because all "normal, relatable" couples have fans, right?

Fake Fight

Tori and Dean celebrate their four-year anniverary tomorrow.

We've purchased them acting lessons as a gift, so their televised arguments actually seem legitimate. They still have a way to go, but if Oxygen continues to be desperate for programming, we have faith they'll eventually get there!

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  • Pretending to Be Mad

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We already know how he looks as a vampire, but what about as a playboy in Paris?

In Bel Ami, scheduled for a 2011 release, Robert Pattinson plays journalist Georges Duroy, who sleeps his way to the top of France.

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One of the women he conquers is played by Uma Thurman, and you can watch Pattinson work his charms on her HERE.

You can also check out the actor in this new role below. He may not sparkle in sunlight, but he looks damn good in a three piece suit, doesn't he?

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Sorry, Cute Baby Who Danced in His Diaper to Beyonce: you're no longer the most adorable music lover on the planet.

That honor now falls to the five-year old below, who doesn't just sing the Adam Lambert classic "Whataya Want from Me." He belts out every word, hums along with the tune and tries to hit high notes just like the crooner himself.

Seriously, take four minutes out of your day and watch all the way through. You won't regret it.

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